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2017

02

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Weird Face in a Bikini Giving the Finger of the Day

Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, showing off her little body that looks like it may be a premature baby all grown up, or maybe a mom fed her growth stunting hormones, like all good stage mom’s do, in effort to keep the checks coming in….

I guess she’s also showing off her weird to begin with face that is obviously jacked up with fillers, because someone tricked the women in the world to think jacking up their faces with fillers is a good look…

Make everyone look like cheap porn chicks…why not…make other women feel inadequate for no reason…why not…insecurity leads to sales and keeping the economy rolling…good.

Bikini finger like she doesn’t give a fuck, but she took the time to post it, because we like bikini tops on our popular TV show stars…

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2017

02

Oct

Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book of the Day

Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book in a yellow underwear set

Hannah Ferguson is on the rebrand…

She’s been making huge moves from irrelevant / non existent Sports Illustrated model…who was booking shit like photoshoots for bikini companies and their catalogs…you know irrelevant shit….but she had that audience and was able to polarize it and become fashion industry relevant like she was Rat Cow….known for her tits, audience primarily men, but if she goes to the fashion shows, work at the fashion shows, and trick her photog friends to put her in magazines seen as fashion magazines…girl will be rebranded, the public will believe her and leave it at that…because people don’t invest that much time into these people…..we just accept the tits however they are given to us…in whatever way makes them money…we don’t care.

I mean…fashion or not – this is pretty fucking porny as she simulates dick sucking and eating pussy…you know….silly internet. CLICKBAIT everywhere..

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2017

02

Oct

Alicia Keys Nipples of the DAy

Alicia Keys nipples in a pink bra

I would have been happy going through life without seeing Alicia Keys in a weird see through bra top, not that I hate see through bra tops, I am all about see through bra tops, and I don’t turn my back on any girl showing her tits, even if they are photoshopped and you can hardly see the massive nipple on the sloppy tit, I take them all in, but there are women I wouldn’t ask for see through pics of if I had any choice in the matter, which I don’t because no one gives a fuck about my opinion on anything – especially not on Alica Keys being a monster piano master with the voice of an angel…showing some titty….which I guess is still better than her normal behavior…it’s just a sign of the times and the collective willingness of woman everywhere, transcending all races and ages and sizes…exposing tit…and we like it..
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2017

02

Oct

Barbara Palvin See Through of the Day

Barbara Palvin See Through

Barbara Palvin is the patsy who was once used by Victoria’s Secret to defer a scandal involving their musical Guest Bieber fucking one of the married models Miranda Kerr.

She was then the accessible, straight from Hungary girl who was friended by Stella Maxwell…

And her life or identity was robbed because Maxwell moved into her zone and stole her contacts and got herself booked at Victoria’s Secret…not sure if Palvin still does it, too lazy to google it…I just know she ate her feelings and got very fucking big as she got older…but is now slimmed down…and showing tit at some fashion shows she’s walking because she still exists…and the nipples prove it.

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2017

02

Oct

Frederikke Sofie Falbe-Hansen Nipples with the Longest Name of the DAy

Frederikke Sofie Falbe-Hansen Nipples with the Longest Name of the DAy

Frederikke Sofie Falbe-Hansen is a model….and has a silly long name…but is’ Danish, like a Danish, I like Danish, all kinds of Danish, but I usually eat them, diabetes motherfuckers, but is less pastry Danish and more Denmark Danish like other models, less retard and big headed than other Danish models, it’s a look, but who the fuck cares who she is, you can see her nipples in some photoshoot for the Sunday Times Style insert and that’s important….fashion and nipples…are erotica to me…and the Sunday Times is more important than being topless on instagram like all the other models who aren’t models so that makes this one legi..it’s legit toplessness….take it in….even if she’s actually got a dress on….it’s SEE THROUGH…and there are tits…

My life is very repetitive, but what the fuck am I supposed to say about this…really.

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2017

02

Oct

Rebecca Romijn Posts a Pic of her Body Painted 100 Years Ago of the Day

Rebecca Romijn Posts a Pic of her Body Painted 100 Years Ago

Rebecca Romijn Stamos…who is no longer a Stamos….Stamos dropped her and this is what life after John Stamos does to you.

You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, was that even a show, I remember it existing and being shit but did other people ever see it?

She done got old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that at one time she was a hot bikini model…and at another time…she was acting in XMEN or some other comic related movies and nerds love that shit…and you are nerds…so here is her throwback thursday pic..trying to remind you, matter, exist, whatever posting a body painted shot is..

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2017

02

Oct

Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day

Sara Sampaio Topless Shoot of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her DNA…and they are a billion dollar empire…and you know how crazy billionaires can be…evil geniuses…and shit…

The plan is to replace the old with the new…but the old won’t give up and I guess they feel like they can’t just turn their back on her….it’s not that crazy of a theory…

So….she’s topless in a shoot….and it matters because…she’s topless..

Other reasons why she matters…is because she hates fat models too…..and that means something in a world where everyone seems to encourage these fat bitches…

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2017

02

Oct

Ellie Goulding’s Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day

Ellie Goulding's Great Tight See Through Shirt of the Day

Ellie Goulding seems to have a bit of a horse face with too many face injections in at least one of the pictures of her at fashion week wearing a see through shirt rocking an amazing set of tits…hard nipples and good times…that dreams are fucking made of…at least my dreams…because I like tits, see through shirts, hard nipples, I’m old and this is what we consider pornographic…you know pre-throat fucking…a braless girl in a tight sweater was all we ever needed..

I still don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, but I remember her being some kind of pop star from the UK, turned hipster or always a hipster, hence the whole fashion week thing, because overpriced made in china by little kids products is so luxurious and exclusive as the fashion brands laugh backstage about how that garbage bag the model is wearing and that they are selling for 20,000 dollars cost them 14 cents to make…those margins…BANANAS…like Ellie Gouldings’ hot hard titty.

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2017

02

Oct

McKenna Keil the Titty Selfie During the Craziest Homicide in American History of the Day

McKenna Keil the Titty Selfie During the Craziest Homicide in American History of the Day

Everyone’s a fame whore…

My friend Steve sent in this pic of a USC reporter who happened to be at the mass shooting in Las Vegas last night, and knew enough about proper hashtags to get as much attention as she could, like it was her big break, when else would this kind of opportunity arise for her, it was her “Lewinsky” or “Watergate”….breaking story…and chance to get known….

Along with the blood covered selfie was this note that I felt needed to be posted….

Now I admit, I’m as un-PC a dude as you’re liable to find anywhere. In fact, I fully admit, during a sniper attack, I would be smothering that chick (in the name of gallantry) and kneading those enhanced titties like I was prepping dough to make a tasty apple gallette.

As the police were cuffing me, assaulting me and spitting on me wanting to know why I was sexually assaulting that poor young girl and dry humping her to a frenzy in the midst of the greatest homicide in American history, I would simply claim PTSD and say the stress of it all was too much for me, and I cracked and have no memory of it.

The point being, those are some NICE looking plastic fun bags, and I would gladly spooge on them regardless of the time or place, but I’m a degenerate, so this is to be expected
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Is this chick a retard tho? Seriously, is she retarded?? She works in media, and she posts THE most tone deaf selfie we’ve ever seen in our lives?!

Or is this generation simply THAT shallow and amoral that if you have the chance to promote DEM TITS during a worldwide televised mass homicide, you do it! Girl, get to sellin’!…

Word.

Follow her on twitter HERE

Or you can see the uprising in these screenshots:

Posted in:McKenna Keil|SFW

2017

02

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum and her Tween Boyfriend Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum and her rocking old lady tits – that she’s showing off tanning in St Barth’s is pulling the Cougar thing…you know pushing 50 but banging some 20 year old who is into fucking her because she’s Heidi Klum – even though it’s creepy in some ways – but hot in most other ways – thanks to her being Heidi Klum…

A little weird maybe, I don’t find it all that weird, these model chicks are vain and egos and don’t want to accept they are getting old and fuck young guys to offset that…

I think him doing cannon balls jumping into the pool while her skinny old mom body with rocking tits looks on…then them comparing tans…before he stares down at her tits…and decides….shit, I’ll have to fuck this horny old pervert bitch all day to keep her semi satisfied…because she’s German, and they are crazy, she’s a sex addict, proven by her 100 kids, she’s an ego who wants to steal my youthful sperm…like some fountain of youth….

If you’ve met a 40 something year old mom – you’ll know lady is horny as fuck and can’t get enough dicks to fill her hole…every mom I know just masturbates all day everyday and still wants more…I guess a pre drying up mechanism…

Throw in a career as a model and personality, that vanity…that money, that good life and bitch is likely intolerable…but 20 year old is on the job…doing his best to bang this out…fetishes are weird…

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