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2017

29

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Done Gone Racy of the Day

WOAH…Ashley Tisdale got some nipple exposed in some instagram style photoshoot that all the girls are participating with their nipples exposed because showing nipples is an empowering thing…it’s exhilerating…like when you pull out your dick while drunk at the party and everyone laughs so you piss on the table…I imagine..

She’s the High School musical starlet doing High School musical things…since high school girls are pretty slutty these days….with their exhibitionist…it’s not just flashing out the school bus on a field trip anymore…it’s straight up naked all day everyday in public..nutty.

Well, I guess it’s not too late for Ashley Tisdale to try, despite being 35 years old, doing this attention seeking…

She was a victim of PR people marketing her as hot and mindless idiots buying into it…but also a victim of not maintaining her celebrity and getting work….but also a victim of parents and an ego that drove her to get on camera in the first place…where flashing tits ain’t a thing…especially when it’s in an attempted artistic shoot….

Those of you who are fans of hers will be pumped this happened, I’m just surprised the attention seeker hasn’t done it sooner…

It happened though…it happened.

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2017

29

Sep

Braless Sara Sampaio of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is some skinny Portuguese fisherman’s daughter, who I like to assume is created in some Victoria’s Secret cloning lab, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got a little too much Adriana Lima vibe for me to trust her…you know replace the old with the new trash…situation…

I know Portuguese people, and I know that they are keen about celebrating their people, I think they collectively all jerk off to Ronaldo every fucking day because he’s their people and he’s made it…so if she was legit Portuguese they’d have statues of her like she was Jesus…

That said, I am into her because she defends the rights of skinny models, she’s like “hell yeah I’m not fat”…and “Just because I’m skinny, don’t hate me”…and I support anyone with that agenda, especially when I’ve seen their tits…or variations of their tits….lady in red got that tit out yo….

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2017

29

Sep

Zendaya Nipple of the Day

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Zendaya is a personality not many people know. If I was to tell pretty much anyone I know they’d have no idea what I was talking about, sure they are half retarded, ignorant, drunk pieces of shit, but they’d likely think I was saying some racist shit, up on some MAMA Africa shit, you know getting as Ethnic as possible…but the reality of it is…she’s the lead character of the Disney show that created Bella Thorne..and for that..she is showing her nipple in a “Look at me, look at me”…kind of hustle…

Good job.

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2017

29

Sep

Amber Heard Making Out with Dude of the Day

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Amber Heard is filming Aquaman or some shit she doesn’t deserve to be in – because she’s an opportunistic slut who fucked her way to Johnny Depp, threw him under the bus after all he did for her, made him look like a villain, and took a lot of money from him…because that’s what Black Widows who know how to fuck dudes do…

She then went onto Elon Musk billionaire, who I am sure she fucked the autism right out of, because clearly girl knows how to fuck men hard enough to make them sign checks and give into her nonsense…manipulate them…she is an actor..

Well, apparently, she’s got some new dude she fucks to feed her ego, probably a billionaire, and their makeout, intense makeout captured on video by the people next door…and this video may get her MUSK allowance cut off, that’s the only reason I am trying to do my part to get it seen…because it’d be nice to see her life ruined and her working like the hooker that she is…on the street corner..

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2017

29

Sep

Bella Thorne Foot Tattoo of the Day

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Bella Thorne showed off her mangled acne ridden face after getting a new lip….because that’s what all the kids are up to and I am sure they have been into it for a long time..as I remember fucking an 18 year old about a decade ago and she used to put cinnamon on her face…even though she already had lips in a weird body dismorphia that has left her looking like a clown thanks to the accessibility of plastic surgery..

That said, she also got her foot tattooed and from what I know about people, they fucking love feet, fucking internet perverts see a foot and go fucking nutty over it…It’s a crazy world we live in…all these feet loving weirdos…and the slutty Disney kids who pander to it….designed to tease that cock…so eat it up…thats what she wants you to do…but not really – because if she met you in person she’d be terrified of you.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW|Videos

2017

29

Sep

Sex in Public Between Two Cars and Other Videos of the Day

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Find this Bird Killing Asshole and Kill Him

Attempted Murder of the Day

Stampede at the Railway

Zombie Found in truck

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2017

29

Sep

Roxanne Pallet Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Roxanne Pallet is topless on the beach, because of course she is, not only is she’s Euro where topless is accepted, even though she’s British, which is normally uptight and classy, unless it’s Glamour models, working class, and not stuffy or uptight….and because she’s the star of Lake Placid 3 (2010), Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014) and Devil’s Tower (2014)…bitch needs all the help she can get to get noticed.

Topless pics of aspiring actresses pushing 40 is not a dream of mine – but it happened, right here, right now, and who would I be to ignore it…a terrible terrible titty blogger….thats who.

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2017

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls are so weird. Some go nuts on you when you try to pee on them…other beg for it…leaving you in a very weird place when you get confused between the girl who likes being peed on and the girl who doesn’t like getting peed on – because you have no memory and confusing what one likes with the other happens all the time – from things they like, places you’ve been together, the whole “that must have been you other whore”…but never as dramatically as when pee is involved…after you’ve peed on a bitch

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Donald Trump Offered 50 Cent 500k to Support Him During the Elections
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Rita Ora Braless on Instagram
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Fat Scarjo Ass
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Sex and the City – Won’t Have a New Movie – Thanks to Kim Cattrall – / GOD
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Welding Junkyard Master
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Eva Mendes – Upsets People
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Little Girl Mad Momma is a Pregnant Slut
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The Death of Stalin – The Movie
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2017

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was having a fight with some dude who was walking his dogs…that ended with him calling me a cunt over and over …a cunt…and I hadn’t been called a cunt to my face pretty much ever…and it was as hilarious as you’d expect…

I didn’t beat him with a rock or any weapon really because it made my day, to drive someone to walk through a park screaming CUNT was enough of a win…but I did report a pedophile lurking around the park masturbating and screaming obscenities to the police because why not..

Other highlights were the reminder that tits are huge these days, every young girl is like a DD, that pervert at the jacking up the food with hormones lab fucking killed it becuase not one girl 18 years old is small chested…magical for a tit lover like you and like me..

Last highlight…girls in skirts practicing flips in public..like what is this world we live in and why is it so EROTICA….

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Gigi Hadid Looks 45 Rocking her Tits
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Woman Getting Kicked Off Plane Due to Pet Allergy
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Elaine from Seinfeld has Titty Cancers
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Fat Dick of the Day
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Sluts Doing Cosplay
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10 Best 80s Movie Car Chases
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Gruesome Fails of the Day
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Tallia Storm Tight Body Busted Face
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Model in Panties
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Pregnant Jessica Alba Pregnant Workout
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The Invisible Frog
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Planet Blue II the Prequel
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Tom Cruise Swears his Butt is Real
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Kylie VS KIm Pregnant
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Angelina Jolie Grocery Shopping
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The Guy from 28 Days Later has a New Movie Called Annihilation
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Some Amanda Cronin Chick’s Nipples
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Casey Batchelor – Nipple Party
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Killing of a Sacred Deer Trailer
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Rat Cow Red Dress
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OJ Could be Free Monday
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The Worst Nerd Shit Ever
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Random Tumblr Porn of the day
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Amateur Tit Flash
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Some Chick with the Monster Tits
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Girl with the Little Tits..
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Hot Naked Porn Bitch Rocking the Bush
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Sluts Who Like to be Watched
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Hot Blonde Fingering Butthole
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How To Avert a Deep Throat Disaster
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Redhead gets Fucked
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Horny Dude at the Football Game
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Slutty Selfies!
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2017

28

Sep

Bella Thorne Naked in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Bella Thorne be making a big deal about her unretouched shoot for GQ Mexico, like anyone gives a fuck about GQ Mexico, in a time when Mexico is a disaster zone, and GQ as a whole is irrelevant, the Mexico edition even MORE irrelevant…

But here’s girl, who is naked or half naked all the time for attention, naked or half naked for GQ Mexico whining about some shit, or how she’s not retouched drawing attention to a shoot no one would otherwise see if she wasn’t out there pushing it.

We realize she’s got a banging body, that’s the only reason we care, why retouch it girl, she’s like 19…fucking keep on bringing it out there just not in video because she’s irritating.

Here’s her whining…

I specifically asked for no re touching on this photo, and lemme tell you I have insecurities, about pretty much everything. That’s natural & that’s human. You might look at this photo and think oh shush bella, but just know everytime someone looks in the mirror they simply don’t see what everyone else sees. Know that it’s completely normal to feel insecure and it’s accepted. honestly I wish everyone talked more about their insecurities so more people in the world could know they aren’t alone. That it’s ok. As a public persona you know naturally that everytime you shoot with a magazine there is always small retouching. Cuz yeah if they show my acne scars or a wrinkle in my forehead or my teeth aren’t perfectly white, people will look at the photo and say no she’s not perfect and usually most people don’t want the public trashing and I get it, But fuck it I’m here to tell you that’s right I’m not FUCKING PERFECT. IM A HUMAN BEING AND IM REAL. So hip hop your asses over the fence and GET OVER IT.

Here’s the pics…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW