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2017

26

Sep

Jade Chynoweth Matching Panties of the Day

Her name is Jade Chynoweth . She’s a 19 year old from UTAH who is in a lot of really important things like the Step UP Stomp the Yard TV series you didn’t know exists because why would you know that, it’s not like you’re some kind of pervert who snuck into Step Up stomp the yard when it was in Movie Theaters to see both the girls who were into seeing such a stupid movie and that girls in the movie…dancing around like young harlots set to shitty storylines reminding you of softcore porn you used to jerk off to…enough to make you want to PEE WEE HERMAN up in there…but you don’t because you don’t want to go to Jail again…but you know that there will be decades of spin offs of the franchise that you can revisit going straight to DVD or in our generations case – NETFLIX…

That said, the perverts are watching her, because young and dancing are two things that appeal to perverts…I know because I am a pervert and I have actually fucked a girl who used to dance like this in some weird dance troop and she rode my dick unlike anything I had ever experienced…I just laid back and watched the recital….her musculature and fitness…amazing…..thick in a good way…

This is a social media story she posted of her matching bra and panty set because why wouldn’t she post that…right…RIGHT…..bad girl I KNOW!

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2017

26

Sep

Gigi Hadid is Bullshit for Vogue Japan of the Day

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Gigi Hadid may be an average at best tall girl with face injections turned model, but at least she’s not a Jenner, despite half her proceeds probably going to the Jenners, since she used them to get wherever it is she got, which I guess is considered a legit model, who gets paid, and who was legit enough to leverage and turn her sister, also average at best looking tall girl, to be a legit model too, but at least they have the height of a model to justify their lives as models in a world where all these undeserving people are models…fat, short, trolls, but with Instagram following…

She’s in Vogue Japan, all done up….lazily shot in a studio….took a few hours…because I guess when you’re a spoiled teen who just wants to do Vogue, then who does Vogue so many times when her scam worked and her career was bought, that now Vogue or modeling is dull, it gets in the way of chill time, but sometimes when Vogue comes knocking you give in to keep the name around….in case you want to go back to it…when you realize your ego needs some massaging…since she’s not doing it for the money, she’s already rich as fuck.

Either way, here are the pics.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

26

Sep

Farrah Abraham in a Bikini of the Day

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Farrah Abraham and her fake ass in staged paparazzi pics are really the only thing right in the world….

The fact that girl is still running after the attention shamelessly is a testament to how great the world we live in is…you know, you can get exploited, or exploit yourself to some dude when you’re 16, view it as an opportunity to get on TV, get on TV where you are exploited by the TV people, only to be forgotten, because who the fuck cares about one 16 and pregnant girl who is no longer 16, there are other 16 and pregnant girls to track down and exploit..forcing the slut who got pregnant at 16 to her own devices to figure out tactics…ending up in porn, like all girls from TV dream of doing, only it’s usually do porn first, and I guess in ways MTV reality shows of 10 years ago were pretty much porn, release a video with a pornstar, squirt in said video, and have a new life in the adult world….a new life that made me money…and that allows the 26 year old who looks 50…to parade around in a bikini rocking a fake ass, and really fake everything…inspiring a next generation of sluts to follow her lead and deliver something I hope is a bit better than this shitty performance…..

Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2017

26

Sep

Selena Gomez New Tits / New Kidney of the Day

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Midget Selena Gomez, who should have died getting her new Kidney, but instead is cultivating organs for her use when her organs give out, is rocking her new face, new lips, new tits, that I guess she got while in surgery for the new kidney, in a “New Kidney / New Me” approach to life….you know typical insecure egotistical narcissistic insane people who were born and raised and brought up in the whole Disney World, sold out by her parents, making them all a lot of fucking money, slowly getting older yet trying to hang on….

Whether it’s being the most followed person on instagram because she hangs with Zuckerberg and all that social media shit is a lie, because I know that no one gives a fuck about this plastic surgery ridden midget…but they don’t want you to believe that…or going to rehab like a whining diva you know she is because people have pandered to her and sucked up to her forever…

I just know tits, natural tits, don’t aim this way….fake tits / Hard nipples. LIES…because she’s a fucking lie….

Here are some other pics of Selena Gomez bending over CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

26

Sep

Barbara Palvin Slutty of the Day

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Barbara Palvin posted a pic of her in lingerie pulling up her top showing her tits, that are bigger than average model tits, since she’s big…but looks good in photos…because if you don’t have anything to scale her to, she looks good…

You may remember her as the Victoria’s Secret model that was replaced by the snake Stella Maxwell, who moved in on her, friended her and stole her life….or you may remember her as the patsy that Victoria’s Secret tried to pretend fucked Bieber, when really Miranda Kerr pre Snap Billionaire fucked Bieber, because it made more sense to blame it on the Hungarian gypsy who can’t speak english…

I do like this pic for whatever reason because it reminds me of most of my relationships with Hungarians…half naked…because they are strippers or cleaning ladies…or both…but not this one..this one is top tier, forgettable, but rich for a Hungarian…which isn’t saying much…since rich for a Hungarian is owning a trailer to tow your gypsy life in….

Either way, half naked models.

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2017

26

Sep

Lily Rose Cameron Nipples of the Day

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Lily Rose Cameron is some girl from INSTAGRAM who I actually follow…despite her not having that many followers…just doing what she can to get ahead because she’s hot, been told she’s hot, feels hot and that she has what it takes to be a vapid half naked cunt on social media, and if you tell people you’re hot, they’ll believe it, they’ll buy into it, and if you are hot, they’ll do what they can to take control of the situation, mind fuck you, potentially fuck you….to get you to help them with their cause…

Or you can be like me and just promote her nipple pics for free, having never spoke to her, or her never speaking to me, making me the real loser in this whole thing because I haven’t got to cum on her tits before giving her coverage and that’s fucking wrong….really fucking wrong….I guess that’s how life as a failure plays out.

She’s hot, I like the hunting shirt and corporate fishing store branding….solid ad…

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2017

26

Sep

Dana Borisova is the Russian Presenter of the Day

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Dana Borisova is a Russian TV Host, doing that fake news, clickbait, rigging the American Election, taking over the Ukraine, distracting the communists with tits, fake news, clickbait….nudes, “leaked nudes” in a country of hackers, and nothing is secure, data breached, privacy not existent….this shit is all calculated…strategic… but tits….

I drank too much, hiding in my basement bunker….avoiding the crazy state of the world….hoping the apocalypse happens in my lifetime….fingers crossed….but too distracted by tits.

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2017

26

Sep

Sex in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Protestor with Awesome Tits

Couple Fuck in Parking Lot in Atlanta

Dog Steals Scooter

Cocaine Packing Machine

Russian Snake Handler Dies After Getting Bit by Snake

Texan University Brawl

Parent Runs Over Teacher

Two Women – One Sewer

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The key to a successful life is to be bullshit, because if you’re bullshit, the other people who are bullshit will recognize you as bullshit and bring you under their bullshit wing to perpetuate the bullshit, giving everyone who is bullshit a piece of the pie….while those who call out the bullshit, phony, fake, “painted lives” of idiots people are giving money to…will always be left out because bullshit people are threatened by people who know they are bullshit and who can seemingly put an end to their bullshit by letting other people know they are bullshit…

So be bullshit, not the guy who calls out the bullshit….and make enough money to buy a cabin in the woods on acreage so after you’ve sold your soul to the devil, you can afford to rebuild it as a reclusive…

Here are some morning links in the morning.

Ivanka Trump Tried to Knock Tiffany Trump Out of The Dad’s Will – Nice People…
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Supercars in a Drag Race
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Wet Sluts in the Water
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Biggest Snail Ever
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Gwyneth Paltrow Warns People Not to Fuck With Her….
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Gary Oldman’s Old New Pussy
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Ken Block is a Maniac
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Awesome Girls
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Creating Pennywise….with the Kids from IT
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2017

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s one of those days where the girl you sext, you know the nudist girl seeking validation via her asshole pics – gets a boyfriend or turns lesbian or trans and no longer seeks validation for her asshole pics – but instead want you to promote her gofundme page to help her became a man, since she identifies as a man, via testosterone shots that will turn her pussy into a little dick, and some facial reconstruction to look more mainly, despite still being a fucking girl…

You know…one of those days…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Scott Disick Sucking Sofia Richie’s Dick….
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Rihanna Huge Cleavage
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Taylor Swift Gets Sued for Her Lyrics…BRING THAT UGLY WHITE OVERRATED CUNT DOWN…FOR ROBBING THE BLACK MAN….that CUNT…
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Marion Cotillard Naked as Fuck in a Movie Rockin’ Huge Tits
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Curry in a HUrry…
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Georgia Fowler Nipples
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Anthony Weinder Gets 21 Months in Jail
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Halsey See Through Top…
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Serena Williams THICK post Baby Weight
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Alicia Viknder Sexy Braless Cleavage
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Dust DEVIL in TEMPE
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The Rise and Fall of the Fallout Shelter
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Alina Boyko Bikini…
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More Rihanna Cleavage
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The Last Words of Death Row Inmates
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October’s Premiere Viewing List
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Dude You’ve NEver HEard of is the New American Idol Judge
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Failed Bike Thieves
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Dr Phil Confronts Vodka Water Bottle Drinking Drunk….the New Jerry Springer…
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Virtual Reality Marriage Proposal Weirdness
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Ariel Winter Fat Pig
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Hitting Tits with Strong Winds – The Musical…
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Hailey Baldwin – new Face Side Boobs
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Priyanka Chopra Dressed Crazy
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Costco Weddings…
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Hailey Baldwin Managled Face in Lingerie…
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Lena Dunham is Disgusting…and is Trying to Intellectualize Kylie Jenner Pregnancy
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Driver Turns Across Oncoming Traffic
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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This is most Inspirational Porn I’ve Ever Seen, I’ve wrote about it many times, I guess it’s going Viral now….I used to make girls in high school watch it…it’s called Sharon…I can’t believe someone found it / posted it…LEGENDARY…
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Naked Chick of the Day
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Nude Girls by Russian Photog
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Rosie Jones – Leaked Nudes
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Puffy Nipples of the Day
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Girl With the Amazing Body
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Cum Hasting Pornstar
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Nice Pussy!
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HEAD!
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Slutty Selfies!
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