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2017

22

Sep

Ashley Tisdale in a Bra – Because Who the Fuck Knows Why of the Day

What the hell’s going on with this Ashley Tisdale posting lacy lingerie bra pics to the internet – to her social media – like a shameless fame hungry young girl – but old and having already made it – could it be that all these celebrities are just commodities, objects eager and ready to be used by whoever feeds their egos and gives them money, is this her arrogance of being “like all the other girls”…current…with it…not dated and played out…washed up and shut the fuck up get out of here married bitch…

Or is she just trying to distract you from her broken down, plastic surgery BOTCHED face…because she’s just a glitch in the matrix…but she’s here and some of you perverts like it.

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2017

22

Sep

Ashley Hart Tits on the Beach of the Day

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Ashley Hart is Jessica Hart’s sister…they ave been in one picture IN BIKINIS TOGETHER ..These Hart’s getting you hard…because they all know we all have sister fetishes…because sisters having sex is wrong, so wrong it is right..even though they are getting old…I blame all that incest porn I used to watch in the 80s…

That said, saying that she’s Jessica Hart’s sister may be confusing to most of you who don’t give a fuck about Jessica Hart, so let me tell you, inform you, educate you, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER you….about Jessica Hart…

She is some some Australian Sport Illustrated bikini model from YESTERYEAR cuz she’s old as fuck who dates Stavros…..or tries to get Stavros to marry her…because meal plan…and Stavros is a Greek billionaire who had sex with Paris Hilton and Lohan back in the days…likely a homo due to greek…making me asshole she’s got herpes and her sister’s got herpes for scissoring her – but I can’t tell since she’s in a G-String…on the beach…on a shoot…hiding pussy lip scabs…but still bringing it…like it was a casting call and all the men signing checks were in the room waiting to find the right person to sign the check to..you know…whores.

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2017

22

Sep

Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day

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Phoebe Price is amazing, and here’s a Phoebe Price exclusive you’ve all been waiting for, celebrating her birthday and HALLOWEEN (already), any excuse to bounce on a horse in lingerie in a boomerang for me to jerk off to because she’s perfect.

Phoebe Price for those of you who don’t know is a timeless classic, she doesn’t age, she just just sort of there, where? every where!…

No one what she does, yet everyone seems to know who she is, and by everyone, I mean the one person I talk to, because I have no friends, which says something about her and her willingness to be a shameless attention seeker – who shows up places half naked because she know the paparazzi is there – from the golden age of pre social media – when it took a real special person to actually get paparazzi attention for being shameless…now everyone is doing it DIY…but that doesn’t mean Phoebe isn’t perfect….it’s also nice to see her hanging out with a horse and not all those other fame whores who are actually whores….you know…I KNOW>

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2017

22

Sep

Devon Windsor Pussy Flash of the Day

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I CAN’T TELL IF YOU CAN SEE PUSSY HERE!!!! I DO NOT HAVE THAT PERVERT VISION!!

I’ll assume it’s her clip hanging out of her dress, because why would a bitch on the up and up doing that new new, trying to get noticed noticed, be wearing panties in her gold dress. IT doesn’t make fashion sense….and as a FASHION sense kind of guy..I know……

Devon Windsor is some Victoria’s Secret model who has walked for Victoria’s Secret’s infomercial 4 or 5 times – despite being not that hot or interesting…

She’s amassed a social media following of over 1,000,000 followers, thanks to that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret…

She’s worked on their PINK line to help brainwash the youth into thinking the Victoria’s Secret mall brand is life…by selling them their first lingerie they wear to highschool sex parties..

But I appreciate her hustlin’…

Posted in:Devon Windsor|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Tight Outfit and Her Old Nudes of the Day

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Pam Anderson has some second life thing going on. I guess she’s worked with her designer / plastic surgeon to build her up to a place where she still looks like a parody of herself. You know the old bloated haggard jacked up face version of her. Cute.

I guess this is what happens when you fight HEP C you got from being a whore – thanks to HEP C being curable if you’re rich enough – and while finally off that liver preserving pills – you can finally live again.

The most interesting Pam Anderson story I’ve heard is that she doesn’t like being around young girls, she likes being the only person in the room, because under the animal activist, is a narcissitic, vain, slut who doesn’t like being out staged, or reminded of how she’s near death.

GOOD TIMES>

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Here’s some old nudes…

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2017

22

Sep

Rachel Hunter Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rachel Hunter was the dude Rod Stewart was married to – who never got the press she deserved for being transgendered – thanks to it being an era when people just assumed you weren’t transgendered – allowing her to have an lucrative life in the modeling world, fucking rockstar world, rocking big Australian tits for Sports Illustrated world…without anyone ever caring that she had testicles..

Well, she’s old now, but still has tits…hard nipples in Australia is the name of this post…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rachel Hunter|SFW

2017

22

Sep

Woman Sucking Man’s Fingers in Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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18 Year Old Gets Caught Getting Head from a Girl’s Mom…This is Her Busting him…

Cat Won’t Leave Owner’s Grave

Car with Body Found Underwater after 18 Years

1950s Beauty Pageant

Angry Homeless Guy VS Cops

Really Fucked Up Burn Out

Glass Falling During Mexico Earthquake

Playing with Lady Boy’s Breasts

Stripclub does a Topless Car Wash

Weird Chinese Prank

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about cameltoe…is staring at it…so intensely…the person with the cameltoe feels my eyes burning a hole through her leggings…allowing me to see exactly what her pussyhole looks like, so that I can make eye contact, despite the aspergers and smile….you know as a thank you for your legging filled twat…you kind soul…we are in this together….you as the vagina for me to stare at.

TEAMWORK.

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Sofia Richie got Caught Kissing up on Scott Disick
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Russian Helicopter of the Day
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The High School that Encourages the Students to Dress Up in Costume.
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Em Rat Cow Seeks Attention – Assumes People Care – We Don’t
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This guy Must Die
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Kardashians Hire a Woman to Attack Them with the Machete – Unfortunately, No Casualties
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J.La Big Tits
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Aaron Carter – Suicide Guy
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2017

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was watching a fat girl eating chips while tanning in a bikini in the park and I thought to myself…”was the dip and nacho cheese” really necessary….I mean it’s like a feeder fetish everywhere I go…when did girls get the confidence to eat in public…I remember the good days when women feared eating in public…the world is doomed…it starts when babes do the opposite of starving themselves…instead of just taking the middle road and being hot..

Sad times…good thing I drink.

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David Foster is Getting Fucked by Katharine McPhee
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Elsa Pataky See Through
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Kim Garner – Hot Body – Shining Pants
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Fat at the Football Game
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Scott Disick – is Banging Nicole Richie’s Sister
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Kathy Griffin has a Nice House
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Sloppy Tits
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The Rock in Jumanji – TRAILER
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Taylor Swift Behind the Scenes is the Fuckign Worst
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Katy Perry Tits Promote Shoes
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Katherine MCPhee Thick..that said – I’ve Seen Her Pussy Labia Reduction Scabs –
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Ryan Phillippe’s Girlfriend’s Tits Get Counter-Sued – Famewhoring
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Independence Day / Star Wars Mash Up
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Blade Runner Photocall CLICK HERE

Nicki Minaj Nipple
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Devon Windsor – Pussy Flash
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I want Karaoke Carpool to End in a Car Accident
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Nepali WOman Goes Nuts….
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Whore Ariel Winter Whines ABout Being a Whore
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Model on the Beach
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Pam Anderson in a Tight Whore Outfit
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Kate Upton is Not Hot…She Should Be Killed
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Punisher Trailer…
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Naked Whore of the Day
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Artsy Nude Photos
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2017

21

Sep

Troll Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter wrote some high school drop out, given a GED, home schooled, mom-less cuz her mom whored her out, prose, or bullshit noise about how she’s just trying to live life, the paparazzi are hounding her, and that her content is just her living her life, and that she’s innocent and not a shameless whore…empowered woman not a shameless tits for hits whore…

This shirt…is the shirt that ONLY a shameless whore would wear out…she’s brainwashed to want attention…this is her attention seeking no matter what “I’m just living my life” she’s trying to use to polarize this shit…really.

Go fuck yourself with your lies you sloppy pig cunt..with your big, rich TV, tits…fucking garbage…

But you like garbage rich kids with no mom trained to whore herself out to get attention from a TV show you must be watching – because someone’s fucking watching it…and I’m not watching it..but I’ll watch the tits…because I hate celebs, but I don’t mind their tits.

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