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2017

20

Sep

Ana De Armas Tits for Blade Runner of the Day

Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out for Communism…

So for 40 years, we’ve had hot cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things…

Ana De Armas isn’t quite young, but she is hot, and I guess strategic, or very rich…as she’s been cast in the new Blade Runner, I’d wonder how that happened, but remember the director is from Montreal, and Montrealers love Cuba, to go down and have a slice of paradise and cheap, we’re taking 40 dollar whores…

MAGICAL times…and here she is whoring for hollywood…in the Blade Runner Trailer…

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She did GQ to promote Blade Runner..I guess she’s the new Margot Robbie…you know naked chick in a big movie to become legit…

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2017

20

Sep

January Jones Nipple for Social Media of the Day

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January Jones posted up a pic of her nipple on social media – it’s in a sheer sweater and that’s the style, so free the nipple, protest the oppression against nipples your own way, and benefit from the press putting your nipple on the internet gets..

It’s a know your worth, this bitch is nothing but a whore who was packaged as an actress and landed an acting job, so showing nipples is just part of her strategy, even at 39, she knows the tits are what people care about and I guess finding out who the baby daddy executive who was probably married was who knocked her up….I mean not that I care about that, I know LA sugar babies and their need to get pregnant before 40 when they are still hot enough in their mind and clearly January thinks she’s still hot enough – putting them titties up on her social media…

Weird times….but good thing tits are the only reason I know or care…because I hate the celebs, but I don’t mind their tits.

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2017

20

Sep

Pregnant with her Third Baby Kim Kardashian Clown Body in a Bikini of the Day

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The Kardashians are vile people, but a prime example of how idiotic America consumerism is. The bitch isn’t hot, was never hot, but her and her army / family told people she was hot, and next thing you know the hairy troll with a fake ass was in sex tapes that went viral, with TV shows that people actually watched, not me, I’ve never seen an episode, and was able to really push the entire family into being earners, the best AVON Ladies on the block….called the billionaire family…and not just because the stepdad turned his dick into a pussy..because of the evil power this monster has….that was just bonus…

Well, she’s pregnant with a third kid, she just doesn’t use her own uterus, like hiring a maid, the breeding version…why bother fucking up your mangled whore pussy again, you spend all this time getting plastic surgery on your body – it’s cheaper to just pay someone to get wrecked for you..you know a groupie fan who’s dream in life is having a Kanye and Kim baby inside her…a baby that should take control of her body and brain and make her jump in front of the train…knowing that baby is part of some master marketing plan..exploited…and baby knows there are probbably 10 other ones like him in uteruses or is it UTERI in the neighborhood…because bitch is on some master race in her image shit…

All while having time to be old, disgusting, shameless in a bikini…because bitch has never actually worked…she’s a scam…a lie…you created her..you idiots…

She’s a fucking freak of nature, a horror movie character, that girls find hot and take on the same plastic surgery hustle..it’s weird…real weird…Michael Jackson…

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2017

20

Sep

Lindsay Lohan at an Event of the Day

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I like to think that Lindsay Lohan is my spirit animal, that we are connected at the soul, that she is the most wonderful and relevant flower from heaven that has been chewed up and spat out by her parents and Hollywood, you know someone who was all the rage, getting all kinds of money, even though I’ve NEVER seen a Lohan movie in my life, but rather just saw the demise, the ego, the fame, the tits, the paparazzi, the partying, the destruction…the disappearing, the all her jobs going to Amanda Seyfried…it was a wild ride that we’ll never live out again because celebrity doesn’t exist anymore…

Well, she’s at an event, she’s left the house, in Europe, in Hiding, like Roman Polanski, still Lohan, still wonderful, just a bit more terrifying to look at…because I don’t really understand what the fuck I’m looking at…but apparently it’s our Queen and for that we bow down…even if she’s monstrous…the fact she’s LOHAN overpowers all….

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But it’s safe to say, she’s better suited for nude shoots, but maybe not in her current state, but in these Lindsay Lohan Throwback Playboy Nudes – Because – GREAT TITS NEVER DIE EVEN WHEN THEY DIE…because we have photographic evidence.

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2017

20

Sep

Halle Berry – Still a Fame Whore of the Day

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Halle Berry got excited that she hit 2,000,000 followers on social media, despite being Halle Berry and that alone means she should have 10 million followers, but I guess she’s old, and thus shouldn’t even have social media…she’s got all this money, why bother posting to this nonsense like a peasant trying to be Halle Berry…makes no fucking sense…

So Halle Berry, the leverage that your dad is black even though you never met him, because Hollywood like black face and can only black face with someone who has a black dad otherwise it’s racist, put together what she likely thought was clever content – her taking a shit…a dirty shit…while drinking wine…because when you’re in Hollywood letting some creepy dude watch you take a shit is how you get the big payouts…so why not be a peasant and share that with the world…..

I guess, she’s out there knowing black lives matter, and that it’s a good time for a black girl, even when in blackface to cash in….so she’s doing it…on the toilet and at premieres…one last hurrah or something…because black don’t crazy…

She was also at a premiere for a new movie she likely got paid too much to be in…showing some booty..after years of being a method actor who studies her roles…she knows black women are supposed to show booty….

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2017

20

Sep

Late Upton Models Without Her Tits of the Day

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Kate Upton was this cocky little / massive rich twat who bought a career because at 18 she had monster tits and I guess figured she could monetize the monster tits – as the rest of her weren’t monster sized yet – and she had the resources to get to the top of titty modeling – at least the top to basic thinking half retard girls – Sports Illustrated – who I assume are easy to get to as they are slowly becoming irrelevant – and you’ve got tits and viral appeal..you know clickbait….instead of working a rub and tug where she belongs..

Well, she had a few years – probably 5 years of real relevance thanks to the media investing into content based on her since it got clicks…making her think she could finally start eating again…just as her metabolism was slowing down and her genetics wanted her gut to catch up to the monster tits…you know estrogen…

Most of those years were her as a fat chick, pretending to not be a fat chick, booking non-fat chick jobs, while being a fat chick, you know modeling shoots where she’d get on set and all the same sizes of clothing were forced to be size 14…a fucking monster…but everyone turned a blind eye to it, no one told her she was fat, she went through life clueless about how disgusting she was, until she reached a breaking point, when no one wanted her anymore, because she was too broad backed to fit in the frame of the image…they’d have her 1/2 a mile away posing just to get both shoulders in the shot…SHE EVEN GOT INTO MOVIES…based on big tits..what a world we live in…

So she got in shape, spent a couple of years getting in shape and I guess this brand is using her in a campaign like she matters, probably for some clickbait, without her tits, because she’s still trying to polarize that she’s not a fat chick…CLEVER.

YOU Can lose the gunt, but you’ll always have the gunt to me…

I don’t understand the Re-Brand-but it happened…so sophisticated and older…like a granny who will always be a shameless look at my titties whore to me…so regal…like American Royalty…the heiress of WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCES…what’s up you lil toaster over…

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2017

20

Sep

Hunter King Armpit Porn of the DAy

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HUnter King is an actress…I know this because her instagram handle is “hunterkingactress” I guess if she tells us she’s an actress…then we are forced to believe her…like so many of these instagram girls who pretty much tell us that they are hot..and that we just believe because we are too lazy to have an opinion of our own…it’s like “I am hot”…”OK, give her money, she’s hot, I mean I don’t think she’s hot, but they tell us she’s hot, so there must be something wrong with me in thinking she’s not hot, so let’s just go with she’s hot”…IT’S ALL MARKETING GUY TACTICS TO BRAINWASH YOU.

That’s said, this Hunter King actress is more than just big tits on a relatively small frame, that will likely be fat one day, but not that fat now, just busty thanks to all the hormones in the food, the poultry and dairy mainly…and thanks to my love for big tits and your love for big tits…her acting career or really anything about her doesn’t matter…because I hate actors…but I do love their tits..

NOW…..

Hunter King posted some Armpit erotica and I know people with Armpit fetishes, so why not post them up…for all you weirdos out there…why not..big young tits…armpits…medical / cosmetic like face injection treatments for a sweating issue…hilarious…the things these people promote for free medical treatments…shameless…but not shameless enough for me to see the nipple.

WHERE IS THE NIPPLE.

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2017

20

Sep

Rosie Jones Glamour Model in Lingerie of the Day

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Rosie Jones was this done up Glamour Model, Pin Up girl with big tits, you know super fucking cheesy but hot….while the whole Glamour Model thing was massive, and really it may still be, I just don’t keep track of it…

Well, she’s turned out to be a little more of a hipster librarian, looking girl who probably rides a bike, and drinks third wave coffee..that or some immigrant working at the Kambucha store…and there’s nothing wrong with a dolled up cunt…having bangs and messy hair…I get it..it’s just weird..hot old and how she looks like she’s a pre-school teacher..while posing in cheesy lingerie..I don’t get it.

I get it – all girls are dialing down the cheese – getting at one with nature – growing out their bush and love for hiking and living in a van – but it gets confusing…at least Rosie Jones still has her tramp stamp so we know where she stands..never forget them cheesy roots even though she’s still doing cheesy shoots but with messier hair… #forever…

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Here are her old Glamour model pics…where she still didn’t have a great face…but she was cheesed the fuck up….and I love cheese…

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2017

20

Sep

Karreuche Tran’s in a Bikini of the Day

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It seems like everyone is going Tran and not in a good way, I have 3 people on my facebook who weren’t even gay, I’m talking parents with kids, who are making the transition and it doesn’t really make sense to me, but as someone who jerks off to girls, more than I jerk off to guys, I guess the glitch in the matrix makes sense from some weird perspective….

I did just match with a Trans on Tinder and dude still had a beard but called him self Phase 9 trans, which is some technical jargon for “I still have a cock”….but “I take girl hormones so that I know what being a woman is like”…you know so that they aren’t a parody of a woman by physiologically one…at the molecular level…despite still having a cock.

It’s weird times – probably population control…or ego and vanity..I don’t know…but I do know that for the last 20 years I’ve worked in porn…tranny porn was always the best selling titles…so clearly dudes, closet cases, weirdos…are into the dick with tits…or chick with dicks…I just don’t get it.

That’s not to say Karreuche Tran is trans, that would be racist to assume her hard face was born dude…you know because she’s Vietnamese / Black and the Vietnamese are great at Lady Boys…and beating the USA at war…but it is to say that she’s in sheer pants and her name is Tran and trans people would fucking love it…and the funny thing is that I’ve actually seen these weird mesh pants in pictures and on instagram…the future is in sheer pants…so that you can moon the world as you walk through it – because fashion is just a comedic joke…designed to trick retards….and it works because there are retards everywhere.

But sheer pants are cool, probably cooler than being beat up by Chris Brown…right Karreuche.

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2017

20

Sep

Alexis Ren’s Cultural Journey to Japan of the Day

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I guess some rich people, or some Japanese brand, or some sugar daddy has booked Alexis Ren a first class ticket to Tokyo to do some very important marketing campaigns, because Japan like white American in their ads, especially when they are so popular even before their bolt on tits…

I don’t really follow what Alexis Ren’s journey is, I just think the content that she produces is so basic, shameless, like all these instagrammers, them half naked in some nice or expensive place, like I fucking care to see them anywhere….

All these uneducated fucks with nothing to offer the world but promo modeling / glamour modeling…no skills, no substance, no thoughtfulness, or provocative or edgy things that make us think, or that improve or inspire..

It’s just gross, gluttony, excess, just mooching off the system and not even doing anything of purpose in life….she’s a titty entity who lives and gets clicks…in her own bubble of consumption….vile fucking humans…

She’s just tits half naked, mindless fucking clickbait bottom feeding shit people are into..

It’d be a good time for a North Korean Bomb to hit wherever the fuck this bitch is standing…rid the world of another vapid twat living the sex worker life pretending to not be a sex worker..

I don’t know why I am so offended by her doing a porny fetish pic in Toyok sucking a lollipop with her blowjob eyes, doing some Japanese porno fucking moves…I really don’t know why I hate this shit so much…you know her posing shamelessly doing this in the middle of the street unaware of what’s around her – for an IG pic…

It’s fucking awful to me on all levels, except the porn level, which a decent level, if the girl is getting paid porn rates, not relevant mainstream models who tricked the system rates….

YOU KNOW…know your worth or get paid your actual worth…why inflate this shit to be more than just porn shit…makes no sense to me…what makes less sense is that I know who the fuck this bitch is…

But at least she’s skinny behind all that face injection…

Videos…sure…

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