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2017

12

Sep

Liz Hurley Doesn’t Stop the Bikini of the Day

Liz Hurley is a pretty thisty attention seeking older lady – who like Pam Anderson probably really puts a lot of importance on her looks and doesn’t like to be reminded of how old and haggard she is – by being exposed to younger prettier girls – unless those girls can be sacrificed and their virgin (as if anyone is a virgin) blood drank in efforts to find a new aging remedy….you know this botox face injection shit can only go so far…eventually it will require some artist or 3D Animator used to making claymation to build them out….

Sugar babies of the 90s, turned people of their own, moms and money grubbing, bikini empires, and now bikini selfies…for social media because the body is there, hell she’d die before being fat sloppy pig…it just won’t happen..Liz Hurley won’t let it….

More women should be this vapid, vain and disciplined.

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Selena Gomez See Through Dress…Kinda…of the Day

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Selena Gomez and her mangled face injected to offset the steroid puffiness of her chronic illness…LUPUS that may kill her but probably won’t kill her, but should kill her..because she’s annoying and has lived enough of a life, a better life than most, and is no good for the future generation even if her new angle is doing good for the future generation through charities that probably scam – where she can fake cry – she is an actress afterall – well trained by disney…and other bullshit political stances because she has a voice…use it….you know when not fucking big black Canadian cock, or more interestingly….going to Rehab because she can’t handle her privileged rich kid life…

Now I know, no matter what she says or does publicly, that she’s the worst spoiled, excessive troll around….

And here she is in a shitty see through dress for fashion because that’s another scene she’s got her hands in…cuz she likes money.

Gross humans…pretending to not be gross humans…TROLLS…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Rumer Willis Whip-Its baby of the Day

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Someone reminded me that in 2012 Demi Moore collapsed when on whip-its, which are basically like Poppers, you know that kill your brain cells and make anal sex more pleasurable…it was big in the gay scene of the 90s, I know because I know gays, and not because I was there, but if I ever needed to get fucked up the ass for the sake of paying my rent, I’d do Whip-Its before getting to work….apparently, it makes life easier…just ask Demi Moore…

I guess what I am getting at is that she has a handful of retard looking babies, and she’s not “terrible looking” herself, I mean she was “hot” enough to get work in the 80s and 90s and exist, and Bruce Willis was deemed a “stud” in movies, having retard babies don’t make sense genetically..it isn’t supposed to happen…so I can only assume that a 60 year old doing Whip-Its in 2012, was 30 year old doing who the fuck knows what in 1985 when Rumer was created…unless they found her in a field in Montanna in an alien pod and decided to raise her as their own because they had the resources…WHO REALLY KNOWS…

But the good news is the plastic surgery mom, got the daughter into plastic surgery and although still potato headed, looks better than ever, tight body and all…and she’s in a bikini…on vacation…I feel like I posted these last week…but I’ll post them again, since I can never have too much RUMER WILLIS erotica….even if you argue that one RUMER willis erotical is more than enough…

Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2017

12

Sep

Girls Smoking Weed Compilation of the Day

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Weed is becoming legal in Canada…I guess it is legal in a bunch of states…which is obviously something that makes total fucking sense…considering we are all grown ups here and should be able to decide what plants we want to grow and smoke…not to mention weed hasn’t killed anyone…and the fact that it has been controlled for so long is fucking idiotic…why do you people let your governments control these things…it’s just fucking crazy…but not as crazy as the day it goes legal…the same people enforcing it being illegal…you know wasting tax payer money to create systems in place to catch and arrest people growing what is a simple plant to grow…a fucking weed…everyone will just accept it being legal…proving they thought it being illegal all these years was fucking idiotic..and the fact it’s not legal everywhere…idiotic…especially since everyone and their moms have smoked weed…but because the government says “Cool dawg, you can smoke now dawg…get smoking”….

What a fucking weird society…

That said, legal marijuana has rapidly improved the consumer cannabis buying experience — from gratefully accepting whatever “dreg” the drug dealer had to offer for too much money, laced with angel dust according to the Raegan administration, WAR ON DRUGs, to modern-style boutique dispensaries with an incredible selection and personalized recommendations for the strains that’ll do you just right. This shit’s gone BOUTIQUE…and it’s making it a real business, product, commodity…and that’s interesting…

Plus, the internet is helping moderate the market, so that shit isn’t unaffordable, with a select group gauging…people can shop from home, no sketchy nonsense, because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to..

Companies like DopeBoo are on the forefront of an industry make-over, with tons of selection, thoughtful curation, incredibly knowledgeable support….and from the comfort of your own home…because why leave the house and interact with idiots if you don’t have to…

They sell a bunch of stuff, and I’m happy call them a partner, because I like to support the independents while I know evil corporations are moving in…

So here are their best selling bongs

These are some of their best vapes

And Then there’s some classic GLASS PIPES

Here are a bunch of pics of tumblr girls smoking weed!!

For more Visit DopeBoo

Posted in:Features|stepFEATURES

2017

12

Sep

Naked Hiking and Other Videos of the Day

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Stuffing the Panties

Lady in South Africa Refuses to Give Up Purse

Naked Dude Getting Arrested Naked – Live on Facebook

Topless Parade…

Crazy Naked Brazilian

Woman Strips herself in Fight with Boyfriend

AUDI Takes Flight

Plane Crash of the Day

Insane cop shoots Thief

Insane mexican Bull ride

Insane Fight…Dude Gets Stomped hard

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

12

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Getting a girl to eat my ass when unshowered, unkempt, ungroomed….like I typically am…because I am practically homeless and have give up on life…plus I like wearing the same pair of sweatpants everyday…pretty much smelling like shit and not even from my shit hole was always a challenge….but not that I have debilitating bloody hemorrhoids…ravaging the thing…fiery enemy from sitting on my ass 2 decades…it’s become all the more complicated…

Good things there are disgusting people in the world…willing to do anything for 25 dollars….

Here are some morning links…as I hurt.

Jim Carey is a Weirdo
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James Woods Vs the Traveling Pants Girl..
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Rumer Willis – Bikini
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News Rerporter Help Rescue a Baby Dolphin
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PewDiePie Drops the N WORD
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Joanna Krupa is a Whore
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The Tallest Cat and the Longest Tail Cat Live Together
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Driving an 8 Million Dollar Mech Robot
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GET VAPES!
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2017

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I had an argument with a prostitute about how much she hates whores who don’t make money with their whoring..

Her argument was that she doesn’t associate with them because clearly they are idiots and she can’t be around idiots, unless that idiot is a dude paying her at the rub and tug…to TUG…

My argument was “the best things in life is free”….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence Tits in Toronto…
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Fat Womam Vs Rope Swing…..in a Bikini….
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Ariel Winter Ass Eating Shorts…
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Hemingway’s House Survives!!
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Grizzly Rich Prank
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Eva Longoria Bikini Monster
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Drake’s Security Blocking Traffic…
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Surfing IRMA
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Kate Winslet – Big Tits
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Ben Affleck in Love
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New Curb Trailer….
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IT the Mini Series vs IT the Book..
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Margot Robbie Looking Hot…
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Sinead O’Connor finds Dr Phil…
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Creepy IT Theatre….
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Kim VS Kendall – See Thru Together
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Joanna Krupa Saving Tigers…
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Jessica Chastain Tits at Tiff
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Sara Sampaio See Through
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Elle Macpherson – No Make-Up
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Nicolas Cage Says He Did the Best Superman Movie…Even though it never Did one….
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash…
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Working Out Dog….
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New Fifty Shades Trailer…
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Rihanna Huge Sports Bra…
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Daughter of the Year – Squirting for Mom…
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The Legend of Fuckmmeat
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Cum on Strangers
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Random Tumblr Porn of the day
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Dick Flash at the Tranny..
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Big Tits of the Day
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Acacia Tits…
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Slutty Selfies!
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Playboy Girl with Green Eyes
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Dildo in Asshole
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Amateur Meat….
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Katya’s Naked…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

11

Sep

Bella Hadid is Filming Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted an asshole picture to her social media….because she’s a shameless whore who loves and craves and needs attention..partially due to being an ugly faced rich kid no one cared about to being the rich kid everyone cares about…and we aren’t sure why…but maybe it has something to do with her putting her asshole out on the internet…coupled with her sister’s fame, her reality star mom’s fame, her dad’s fucking models fame, her Jenner friend fame….and I guess her fame…but I will never admit they are relevant…or even hot…they are a Lie…all a FUCKING lie…and her face is weird…so stick to the asshole..like all the rich guys trying to not knock you up – face injection girl…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Wendy Williams Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I always thought Wendy Williams was a man….

I mean I have accidentally seen her show…and I remember when she was on the Radio…and she just always screamed dude in a dress to me….or I guess in a bikini…

I always thought she was fat, I didn’t realize she was just fat tits…and I guess what I am trying to say is that I am all for transgendered people…I mean sure, it’s weird, unnatural…even creepy…but they are still people….albeit broken people…but people nonetheless…and they deserve the same opportunities as those who stick to the gender or genitals they were born with…but I sure as hell don’t like them posing half naked or starring in porn…I find it weird….

Maybe I’m being too hard on her…one may call me an asshole, cuz I wrote this post as if she was born with a dick, when she probably wasn’t and just looks like she was…but the real issue is that maybe she shoulda kept her fucking clothes on and never put t me in this awkward position of seeing her in this horrible, offensive, scary state….

I am just trying to defend myself here…like Seriously. Dude. Keep. Your. Clothes. On. Bro. GUY…Mister…SIR….

This is terrifying, but not as terrifying as me wanting to fuck it.

IT!! Overrated movie, too much CGI, but I still like Stephen King….

IT! Clown Tits…PENNYWISE…

Posted in:SFW|Wendy WIlliams

2017

11

Sep

Jessica Alba See Thru / Nipple / Pregnant Mom Tit of the Day

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Jessica Alba wore a mesh bra under her tank top…a mesh bra that was exposed when her tank top was strategically pulled out of the way, showing the world her mom tit, that I am assuming is still a pregnant tit, because I remember she announced that she was pregnant – but don’t really keep track of her cycles or remember when that was…

I just know that this tit was golden tit we all wanted to see 20 years ago..and now it’s just whatever tit, trying to keep up in the tit game, because everyone shows tit, even if it’s not at its tit best, but it is still Alba Tit….

I like how she makes shameless look so casual and “omg how did this tit pic happen”….that’s talent I knew she had but never figured out why she had it.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW