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2017

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Negotiating with moms for pictures of their vaginas…is always labor intensive, even on labor day, because they have been in labor at least once and feel self conscious about their pussies..

When really, they don’t look any more damaged than most of the slutty girl pussy I know and see, because the slutty girl pussy I know and see is probably the kind that inserts weird objects or lots of objects in it…while the mom pussy is almost unscathed or untouched since their husband barely fucks them the last 10 years…you know…because they are disgusted with the prison life they chose..and the pussy responsible for it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

The Most Annoying Video of the Day
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Britney Spears Reacting to a Drunk Fan
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Woman in Tight Jeans Playing Hurling…in a slutty squat…
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Reporter Given Beer During Coverage of Harvey….
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Dude Does Backflip in Sandals without Spilling Beer…
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It’s Beyonce’s 50th Birthday – here are some Slutty Pics of her
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Lil Wayne Hospitalized for Seizures
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Cyclist Mad for Being More Feminine than Lance Armstrong
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Madonna Has Moved to Portugal
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Landslide in India
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2017

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Labor Day What….

Some idiot escort I found on Backpages, who I follow on Snapchat posted her location (the Sheraton Hotel) and pictures of her stack of 20s from fucking all that dick from BACKPAGES…making that backpages money…and it took a lot out of me to not set up an appointment to rob her…like she was Kim Kardashian, giving her the Kim Kardashian treatment, that would probably excite her thanks to her clearly being influenced by Kim Kardashian and family in that she’s whoring herself…

IT IS CRAZY…

I didn’t do it….but here are some stepLINKS which I did do..

Taylor Swift Still Scissors Karlie Kloss
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Courtney Stodden – Topless Goddeess
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Madison Beer – Hot
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Two Angry Lynx
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Mom AManda Seyfried is Garbage
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Jessica Chastain – Garbage
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Charlotte McKinney is Useless Trash
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Kate Hudson in Cosmo
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Penis Candle Drug Mule
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Cindy Crawford in Malibu
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Nicole Scherzinger – TRANNY – BUT I’ve Seen Her Pussy
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How to Make a Soup Can Stove you Hobo Fuck
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Katie Price Nipples
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North Korea – VS – South Korea
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Katie Keight – Nip Slip
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Violin Clickbait
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Lily Rose Depp – Cankles
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Serena Williams Took a Shit
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Stranger Things Trailer
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Some Nikki Sims Bitch and her Glow in the Dark Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn – By Me…
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Lesbian Sex
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Alicia Vikandr Tits
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More Monster Tits
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Arab Chick Tits
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Hot Amateur Tits
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Greek Slut
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Some Ginger Chick Naked
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Tits on the Ferris Wheel
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Slutty Selfies!
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Weird Fetish of the Day
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2017

01

Sep

Top SFW Cam Clips Part 4 of the Week

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Only suckers work day jobs…that’s why we partnered up with MYFREECAMS

Only idiots produce content to post for likes and follows while making people like Mark Zuckerberg richer than god….

The smart girls are the cam girls, doing it for money, getting paid…but working for their tips, earning their keep…through creativity and being hot…

The best thing about them is that you can see them all naked…

The best things in life are free…tip them what you want….

The best things they do is the Safe for Work stuff, because anyone can stick things in their butts for 1000 people, but it takes some real talent to be engaging when not naked….

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Posted in:stepTV|Videos

2017

01

Sep

Hannah Ferguson Nipples for Mario Testino of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is the other Hannah from Sports Illustrated, the one who didn’t use her Sports Illustrated model connections to get knocked up by a athlete like Derek Jeter that she met at some Sports related event because Sports Illustrated models throw their hired hookers into everything they can…..to promote the dying Sports Illustrated swim brand…

Well this one went to fashion, titties out and it’s nice…cuz the tits are big.

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2017

01

Sep

Cara Delevingne Sex Scene Because She’s a Serious Actress of the Day

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Her name is Cara Delevingne and she’s a serious actress who does “Sex Scenes”….

Or maybe she’s just a scenester fair weather lesbian – who fucks everyone in her quest to be cool – because that’s what all these hipster idiots are about – being cool….being inclusive….being everything to everyone and being nothing at all…pretending to be unique and different…an outspoken individual…while being the fucking same, trying to fit in..

Maybe she’s just a name that hollywood said “give her the job, acting is a joke and we need views…..

Maybe it’s all bullshit, she’s not that hot and this sex scene sucks…

Maybe not everyone deserves to be an actor…if they started out rich, spoiled, entitled, and annoying like Cara Delevingne….

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2017

01

Sep

Jaime King for Galore of the Day

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Jaime King is an annoying self involved twat who was once a heroin addict model in NYC during a time when her photographer boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…and who turned into a relevant actress…or relevant enough actress, how the fuck did that happen…but it did….

Well, she’s in a magazine in a bikini in her mid 30s, not as hot as her heroin tits topless in the late 90s, but some people don’t give up, like this one,…not giving up…so let’s post their pics because what the fuck else am I doing today..

Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2017

01

Sep

Bella Thorne Tits in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Bella Thorne never ending stream of her life because girl is so hooked to fame, attention to herself, being the star of her show, that she runs and directs and stars in like a Mel Gibson movie you can jerk off to, while designed to feed her ego..

It’s just a weird fucking social experiment, some JennyCam shit, only the 2017 version where everyone can do it….so weird….but I like it…even when she jacking up her pimple face..

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2017

01

Sep

Stephanie Seymour Naked of the Day

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Stephanie Seymour is naked in some magazine in 2017, like it was the 90s when she was breaking up Guns and Roses…

It’s nice to see that she’s not out there fucking her son, like she has in the past, if you remember the pictures of him with a boner on the beach with her, you know because mom knows best….

She’s probably a destroyed emotionally, she’s probably been beat up on so many levels from the model rockstar life in the 90s, but it looks like her fake tits have survived…with the help of photoshop!!

GOOD TO KNOW!!

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2017

01

Sep

Clean Your Pee – Pass Your Drug Test – Don’t Let the Man Ruin Your Fun of the Day

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If you’re like Lance Armstrong, Maria Sharapova, Ben Johnson, The Entire Russian Olympic Team, any convicts on Parole, or kid with asshole parents, you’ll know that one of life’s great invasions of privacy, ruiner of cool, party stopper, downer, annoyance is social media, phones tracking your every move, the government parked outside your house in UPS vans….

IS drug testing….

Pee Testing…

Like let me pee in peace you DICK…Who the fuck’s business is it what any of us ingest, why are they trying to kill our buzz, ruin our fun….and for that reason alone we should protest…

No one….I repeat NO ONE…should stand between us and a good time…with our medicine that they for some reason deem to be “not medicine”….FASCISTS….

If you’re a rich kid in rehab, or trying to trick your parents, someone on parole, someone applying for some bullshit job where drug testing is a requirement / invasion of privacy, a pilot, or other person who have to do drug tests as part of their job…..

You have options…you don’t need to let anyone ruin your good time….and thanks to the people at DRUG TESTING SOLUTIONS

You don’t need to google things like “how long does Marijuana stay in my system”…or deal with the anxiety, which is straight up abusive, and should allow you to sue them for mental anguish….you have options…to pass, fake, protest but still do, the PEE test….you don’t need to get stopped or punished for just living your life dawg….

You don’t need to pay some pre-drug users for their pee…or buy it from some third party pee vendor…who steals his pee from the Old Folks home…you can use like;

1. Sub Solution Synthetic urine kit
2. Incognito Belt (synthetic urine on a belt)
3. Rescue Cleanse 32oz detox drink
4. Spike Additive ( Urine additive for instant tests)
5. Instant Clean Additive (urine additive for lab tests)

So don’t let the MAN…or anyone oppress you…play the system, by winning the system, gaming the system…with the help of these things!

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Here are some drunk girls peeing to celebrate CLEAN PEE!!

Everyone PEES…even Miley!!

MORE! PEEING! GIRLS!

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2017

01

Sep

Ariel Winter Twerk of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted a weird twerk in short shorts, because I guess this is what all the girls are wearing, even the fat ones, even the famous ones, even the disconnected and confused because they were sold at a young age and lost any soul they could have had…and only know how to hate themselves, and dancing monkey their damn selves, because that’s just the way it is…

So if seeing a weird neckless girl with a shitty ass twerk….here is the fucking dream come true…

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