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2017

30

Aug

Alejandra Guilmant Mexican Model Tits of the Day

My mother was a Mexican, a hooker who died when I was just a baby of what I assume was AIDS she got from the various white man who I saw plow through her growing up, before the orphanage, you know life of a hooker….like my dad…who I will never know but assume is probably someone like Donald Trump..

I was pulled out of Mexico and sent to live with some weirdo religous freaks when I was around 3 or 4 years old….and I’ve only been back to Mexico once or twice to Cancun before spring break – missing out on all the fun…never to reconnect with my Mexican mom / family / etc…I don’t know who they are….

I do know that I am corn tortilla loving taco eating Mexican enough, but not Mexican at all motherfucker, so when tits like Alejandra Guilmant from MEXICO come along and look so good – despite being irrelevant and instagram whorish…I post them…because it’s a cultural thing, I do it for my people.

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2017

30

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Reminds Me of an All Salt Diet of the DAy

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Here’s some bloated Lohan wearing doing a little pre-masturbation seduction with some sexy music, laying in bed…rolling around…likely medicated….and ready to be date raped…some girls…usually ones exploited by their parents at a young age…inflating their ego..only to realize that they are worthless even though they were paid heavy….like it…

I’m digging her new puffy water retention kidney failure face….what a goddess…I will always and forever be in love.

If more women aged this gracefully…we’d likely live in a horror movie set…but I can deal with that….

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2017

30

Aug

Bella Hadid Lingerie Vogue China of the Day

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The funny thing with rich girls is that if you are their absentee father who is out fucking the nanny and other aspiring models because you’re rich as fuck in LA…your only way to keep them happy and feeling appreciated is to shower them with gifts…

So Gigi wanted to be more like her friend Kendall Jenner, so the dad called on his friends…because modeling and instagram followers is the new “Pony and Range Rover” birthday gift….and face injections…..

And with any bratty rich kid, comes a jealous sibling who threatens drug use, stripping, or whatever, even though they all do drugs, unless she get the same gift her sister got, which in this case is not a Pony or a Range Rover but a modeling career…

You all know this, she’s got some tits….for china….international.

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2017

30

Aug

Jennifer Lopez in Bikini of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is in a bikini for GQ…and the whole world doesn’t give a fuck because she’s 50 fucking years old…but then I remember she’s J.Lo and has made a deal with the devil…and has secured her celebrity with a loyal audience who I guess think she’s hot and care about what she’s up to because they are drones and were brainwashed or are Puerto Rican and see her as a beacon of hope that other Puerto Ricans can come up from the lower middle class immigrant parents, exploit that, play the Jenny from the Block, to keep some level of street cred, even though it’s all candy-coated hollywood bullshit…I guess 40 year old bitches also look at her and her photoshopped as as a beacon of hope…the first famous fat ass…that I wasn’tinto at the time…but as it ages, it gets better, even if I find J.Lo irritating and the world is more about fat asses…it is like visiting a museum exhibit…and I can appreciate history…

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2017

30

Aug

Ariel Winter Fat Girl in Workout Gear of the Day

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Whenever I leave the house, I see fat girls in fitness clothes and always wonder if they really think they are fit or fitness just because they wear the gear…that make them look like they are about to explode…but realize that they are generally just too fat for anything that isn’t elastic and sucking them in to almost be tolerable…even when you’re 18 years old and famous on a TV show like Ariel Winter….you can manage to still be disgusting…

You can see her sewn on nipple…which may or may not be exciting to you perverts – but I’m going with exciting becauase shes a young slut with a nipple…rich and broken…thanks to being fully exploited by her family for this celebrity life…good times.

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2017

30

Aug

Waiting for the Bus Stop and Other Videos of the Day

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Home Invasion of the Day

Shoplifter Gets Busted and Stripped for Chocolate

Costa Rica Woman Was Mad at the Bread she was Sold – So Her Husband Fought for her Rights with a Shotgun…

Woman Throws Piss on Bus Driver

Old Lady on the Subway

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2017

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think it’s fair to tell your wife that her pussy smells like shit every morning – when her pussy smells like shit – because honesty is the best policy when you look for a long lasting – empty – prison-like marriage…

It’s also fair to show her the pictures young hot girls sext you, even if you know you’re on the BCC to really remind her how disgusting she is…

It is also fair to steal 40 dollars out of her purse, knowing she can’t chase you, to buy lap dances..because above all else…you like grabbing new french slut tits for 10 dollars a song…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the MOrning….

Sara Sampaio in a Bra Being a Lingerie Modeling WHore..
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Rita Ora is a Whore
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Hot Slutty Bikini Girls in the Maldives
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Coldplay are Pandering Mooches for Houston
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Kourtney Kardashian Fit Pile of Garbage on Instagram
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Bikini Parade
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What’s Streaming….
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Huge Asian Tits
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2017

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always weird when you’re scoping out a loving lesbian couple holding hands, both in spandex after what must have been a romantic jog, or workout, you know both fit and toned, tanned and active, buying organic vegetables, because they don’t like inflammation or GMOs or some shit…and you realize the one with the fatter, rounder, thicker ass….the more hip hop ass…is just a fucking dude with Ellen’s haircut….

But only because of the erection you have…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Selena Gomez Posted Bieber Nudes…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Too Old to Model
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Driver Goes on a Walk at a Red Light
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Steve Aoki’s Niece is a Plus Sized Model
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Nina Dobrev Big Tits….
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Frances Bean Cobain Nipples
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Lake Bell Throwback Tits…
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Sarah Hyland Bikini
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Reality Star Nipples
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Jodie Sweetin Full House Full Tits…
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Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper are Ex Bffs
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Throwing Cards with Deadly Precision
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Saved from the Hurricane
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Kristen Bell Wedding Dress
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Funny Dude at the Wedding
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Rita Ora Got a Flight Attendant Fired
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Everything On TV – THe Update
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Breasts and Pussy
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Girl Twerks for a CHimp
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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cam Show Gone Wrong
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Naked girl Posing
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Slutty Selfies!
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Sunbathing Woman VS Drone
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Boobies of the Day
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Big Tits of the Day
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2017

29

Aug

Lily-Rose Depp is the Future in Leggings of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp is everything….and I realize to girls pushing 30…they think that’s perverted for me to say..you know being an old creeper checking out an 18 year old like some kind of creeper…despite the law being on my side…THE LAW IS ON MY SIDE…and the fact that she’s young, hot and amazing….I think it’s really just catty girls being all jealous that their best years are behind them…their glory days long gone..an they don’t have Johnny Depp as a father to either walk in on in the shower every chance they can…or his money he lined up for them to increase her value even if she was an 30 year old hag like them….

The world needs to be more accepting of each other and needs to appreciate that some people, like Lily Rose Depp, are just better than they are…because she’s better than most….just look at her!!…and this coming from a non Johnny Depp fan…she’s the ultimate…even if she’s annoying….

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

29

Aug

Magdalena Frackowiak Topless on Instagram of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is some ex Victoria’ Secret model in her mid 30s, who is rumored to be a cunt from Poland, because in 2010 when she signed with Victoria’s Secret, they paid her 750k and that was more than she ever thought she would make in a lifetime….

But who is in her mid 30s and has been around for a while – but who isn’t doing all that much interesting because she’s old but still hot…just not hot enough for Victoria’s Secret, not quite a HADID or a JENNER you know…but she is out there posting tit pics for attention – at the same time that the VS girls are doing their fittings for their informerical…while this one isn’t…

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