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2017

28

Aug

Nicole Kidman Photoshoot Erotica is So Uncomfortable of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures of Nicole Kidman are from, I guess I never really locked in that Stellar Magazine subscription I always wanted, you know because I’m a degenerate who can’t afford things like fancy magazines that feature Nicole Kidman in them…especially not in an era of why kill the trees I will see all the weird slutty pics on the internet eventually..

Well, I can’t say I’d expect Nicole Kidman pictures to be anything but awkward, uncomfortable and weird…she is a robot that was created by scientology…before the technology was really there…

But I can say, it’s nice to see that they made her waterproof….

She must be 60 years old by now, she seems to have been around forever, but I guess that could just be some alien programming shit that is making me think that…who knows…

Good tits…though…better when she’s showing off that ginger bush….or transparent ginger nipples really…but I’ll take what I can get or what is given to me…that I feel compelled to post and say “what’s going on here”…

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Bikini Top of the Day

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In very life changing and important news, while people in Houston are struggling to pump out their homes and salvage their cowboy hats, while the world is going completely insane with their nazi bullshit, or terrorism bullshit, or taxation bullshit….as we all sink deeper and deeper into debt…and work harder and harder for the man…getting all obese, sick but unable to treat it due to healthcare…

Really important people come along to inspire us to push forward…like Bella Thorne…

The jacked up faced Disney Kid exploited by her mom after her dad died to be a child star…all her siblings pushed into it…she’s the one who stuck…

So while we all sit here struggling, we can be inspired knowing the half naked exhibitionist with an awesome body, who has really done zero in terms of inspirational work in her career or life, unless you’re like me and think being a hot and half naked exhibitionist is inspirational…

So while we all sit here struggling to make ends meet, we can fill our brains with new of this vapid character, clickbait really, dyed her hair back to orange – probably for a role – rather than keeping it all fucking unicorn bullshit…and the whole world can be inspired to go on.

The struggling in Houston…knowing that bitch dyed her hair back to orange and did a bikini dance about it…can forget their troubles…and if they’re like me…be a little more inspired to strap rocks to yourself and hope to drown in 6 inches of water in your bathroom floor..

One more video:

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Britney Spears Morning Stretch of the Day

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4 or 5 days ago, the legend herself, Britney Spears….exploited by her parents her entire existence, to become a serious fucking earner, who luckily, was exploited by her parents, because part of their exploitation meant keeping her fit,and fed properly, and working out, so that she can handle the heavy workload of the shows they signed her up for, while they can all sit around getting fatter and fatter, they can’t let the front man, their race horse fall off, and I guess all the studies point to fitness as an alternative to hard drugs for mental soundness or whatever….

So seeing a fit, tight body, middle aged, mom of a few, Britney doing her sexy stretching, posing, fitness…is a great motivator, not to get into fitness, but to jerk off to fitness videos to feel that much closer to fitness, and to start starving your kids knowing they will do much more if they are fit than if they are lazy fat slobs…because the Spears family weren’t any fucking high society connected people..they were just hicks with a dream…like you…now living the dream…because they used their failed abortion they couldn’t afford for good.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Bella Hadid Rich Girl Tits and Mangled Face for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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So apparently Bella Hadid, the biggest name in fashion because her sister dipped out for a popstar and her BFF she leeched off of is too expensive for all brands to deal with allowing this one to pick up the table scraps for some extra money that she can use to rebuild her mangled asian looking face thanks to a face injection addiction….and a dad who runs a tight grip on their trust fund…forcing them to work the hard life…of traveling to luxurious places and living the luxurious life…like some kind of childhood princess fantasy coming true…like she deserves..because that’s how being entitled works.

Well she booked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show this year, very exciting times for a rich kid who had everything but the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, all while Victoria’s Secret will hire any influencers they can to get people to watch their BUNK informercial, because they are mall brand bullshit, and America used to love their infomercial…back when they had cable…

It’s all such nonsense, but her face, all mangled is even more nonsense that is funny to look at…and that she wants you to look at, because she posted it…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

28

Aug

Drunks Fuck in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Crackhead

Modern Day Frogger

Rearview of a Multiple Vehicle Collision

Dude gets Knocked Out in Syracuse and Left in the Street – Only to Be Run Over and Eventually Die

Washing Grandpa

Crazy Gas Station Fight

Idiot Demonstration of the Day

Dude Survives Two Accidents

street performer of the Day

Just A Shit in the Parking Lot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend was probably when I was standing at the cash of a gas station buying beer before seeing McGreggor and Mayweather troll the world into thinking their fight was legit, relevant, important, as they each made 100s of millions of dollars, in the rigged, scam, stupidity that is boxing….and I saw a girl in spandex either a runner out on a jog or a Hooker….pull out a Bunch of crumpled up, wet looking ones to pay for her bottle of water…the clerk seemed grossed out, more so when I asked to smell the bills….

This story is only partially true…it could have just been a fantasy when staring at the girl in spandex in front of me paying for her gas…you see..I can’t tell the difference between real and fantasy and social media content anymore

HERE ARE SOME stepLINKS…

Taylor Swift Ripping Off Beyonce in Some Weird Squatting Video Shameless Self Promotion Bullshit
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Crazy Lady Tries to Light Apartment on Fire
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Gone With Wind Pulled from Theaters Because it is Racist!
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Yulia Rose in a Bikini
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Motorhead Cover of Heroes by David Bowie
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Some Basketball Player DMing Girls for Fuck
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Slutty Girl in a Bikini in Mykonos
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Juggling Tennis Rackets
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Hurricane Hawk…
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Baby Rhino Rolls in the Mud
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2017

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t understand this argument about period Sex, I never understood the big deal with it, people like hipster millennials complaining and smearing canvases with Period blood declaring it being a woman’s right or nature, When my wife used to get her period before being a menopausal pig, I loved period sex, mainly because it was a solid excuse to bang other womens

RIGHT…ALRIGHT….

Watch my cam girl SFW clip so that I feel like I’ve accomplished something CLICK HERE

Here are some stepLINKS…

New Taylor Swift..
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Mayweather Fight will Pull in 700 Million Dollars
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Lindsay Pelas – Huge Nasty Garbage Tits
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Girl Forced into Splits – Cheer Camp Looks Crazy – Damn Cheerleaders
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Miley Cyrus Strips
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Jessica Biel Booty
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A Rod Dick
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1000 Rockerts Launched off the Back of a Bike
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Enema Stone in High Waisted Jeans
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James Cameron Hates WOnder Woman
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Lake Bell Vintage Nudes
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Hot To Tell if the Eclipse Ruined Your Eyes…
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Snowboarding the Ruins of Bosnia
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Nina Agdal Nipples
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Naked Marisa Papen
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Demi Lovato Photoshopped Pantsless and Not Hot
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1.5 Ton Water Cannon VS Girlfriend
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Miley Cyrus Putting On an Erotic Puppet Show at the VMAS clickbait
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Pussy and Ass Fucked in Public
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Hot Chick Diddle
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Cam Girl Filling Them Holes
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Tinder Profile Pic of the Day
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Korean Tits
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Eating a Girl Out at a Truck Stop
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Masturbating Girl Making Crazy Faces
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Emo Chick – In Shower
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Drunk Teens Fucking
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Treating Two Girls Kissing Right
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Slutty Selfies!
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Big Tit Flash
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

25

Aug

Kylie Jenner See Through Shirt – Massive Tits of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is more jacked up from plastic surgery than her dad and she’s less relevant than her trendy, fashionable sister, but she’s still a fucking trash can like you’d expect her to be as a Kardashian, and she’s still an earner as you’d expect her to be as a Kardashian, AVON lady who moves product to retard kids, who are no getting face injections like, looking like they have meat stapled to their faces…like monsters…

I figure she’s got fake tits or is just a fat girl with fat tits who gets the fat sucked out of her and at 19 or 20 she hasn’t quite exploded yet, it’s all contained but will likely end terrible, but before it does, how about some boudoir pics in see through fabrics letting the world know she’s around, has tits, is willing to be whored out because her market is trashy…

These people are the worst, but celebrated, brands love them because of their following, but I don’t mind them as much when they are naked…because that is their calling…PORN THIS BITCH UP…I like freakish sex, the world and their weird fetishes get weirder, and this here is a damn fetish..

Garbage…but I’d rather see her ttits than not see her tits – if I have to look at this bullshit human…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2017

25

Aug

New Nude Miley Nude of the Day

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This is a new pic of Miley Cyrus naked for some David LaChapelle, respected concept photographer, videomaker, person you’ll remember for doing some of the hotter videos when music videos matter….it’s for his book…we’ve all seen her naked, seen her peeing, seen her wild, got bored of her, listened to her lie that she’s changed thanks to quitting weed, then watched her continue to self promote naked – because it works…no one cares about her damn songs..we like skinny girl titties yo…….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2017

25

Aug

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips Part 3 of the Week of the Day

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I started this thing a few months ago that I am convinced is a brilliant idea….the SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS of the week…because I spend the better part of my nights watching MyFreeCams ….I wouldn’t say that it is an addiction, but it’s a hell of a lot more my vibe than other social networks, and in watching the cam sites for the obvious creepy voyeur that I am reasons, I realized these girls aren’t just hot, they are talented, ridiculous, unfiltered, hilarious and often times creative as hell…all while hustling instead of working..but in such a passive “tip me if you want to way”…

It puts all the other social networks to shame because the girls aren’t facetuned, putting on some illusion, or doing it for their egos rather than an alternative to a job…and when you see the Insta girls naked, it’s in lame fake art shoots, while these girls just go at it..

So yes, it’s a sex site you can jerk off to, but it’s so much more and that was the idea behind these videos….

So watch, support, click, subscribe, help me become a youtuber dreams…and the videos will keep getting better…and better

And if you aren’t into that…and want to find your own CAM GIRLS GOLD CLICK HERE

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WATCH – PART 2- THE REMIX – BECAUSE MY FIRST TRY WASN’T QUITE SFW HERE

WATCH – PART 1 – CLICK HERE

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