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2017

21

Aug

Lily Beckinsale Does Bikini Selfies of the Day

Lily Beckinsale is 18, but like her mom, Kate Beckinsale, she’s on some vampire shit and looks 20 years younger than she is, and when dealing with an 18 year old, that’s just fucking creepy, yet she posts the bikini pics anyway, because she’s a liberated woman and it is her right to put herself out there however she wants, she is empowered and I’m sure most of you are thankful of that…because of the whole looking 20 years younger than she actually is….this isn’t overly racy, but feels so wrong…then you have to remember that she know what’s she’s doing, her family is pushing her and she’s using her mom’s name because her Dad Charlie Sheen….has AIDS..or something…

All these half naked attention seekers…

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2017

21

Aug

Busty Elizabeth Turner Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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Elizabeth Turner is some busty aspiring model who looks like she’s made it – at least to a certain extent – because she’s got 650,000 followers, which means she’s getting paid, even if those are fake followers…and if they’re not fake followers..they are they for the big, seemingly natural, all American tits….as they should be…

The only Elizabeth Turner story I have is that when she was freshly graduated from Duke, the pornstar University, she actually messaged me on social media asking for help promoting herself, or to do a shoot or whatever, which is hilarious, because if you’re asking for help from me, you’re either desperate, or into charity work, but I assume she reached out to a bunch of sites, because within the week, she went from a very insignificant following to something I guess she could sell…so there was a minute…where I almost helped her and her big break but didn’t because I prefer being unaffiliated with success or hot chicks, it gets in the way of me dissing them for being shameless…or attention whores..

Well, these are some pics of her lingerie shoot…from whatever the fuck this lingerie shoot is…

Big Tits…

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2017

21

Aug

Mckayla Maroney Olympic Dream of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney brings the olympic dreams…not quite as well as Lindsey Vonn did in the recent leaked nudes of hers all thick legged and ready to go skiing for her sponsors / black boyfriends who she likes to get banged out by thanks to a larger left labia and an sturdy fucking athletic thigh that can take a beating…but Olympic none the less…you know no longer underage for the creeps, recently turned thick, because that’s the trend in girls these days, all cock teasing as she’s done since day one, because that’s just the kind of attention seeker she is…Olympic gold was just a way to build an audience of men into jerking off to her…and it’s weird because she started that cheeky half naked teasing early on in her underage fame and it always made me feel awkward, but now at 20, fair game big titty you don’t normally seen on gymnasts shamelessness I appreciate…

Looking like Kyle / Bruce Jenner – face injections or whatever…taking the Olympic dream to the now…

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2017

21

Aug

Elle Evans, The Other Em Rat Cow of the Day

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There is a a constant conversation that comes up when anyone mentions “em rat cow”, otherwise known as Emily Ratajkowski, otherwise known as some hot tits that were great self promoters from the Blurred Lines video and the one thing at least 5 people have said to me over the length of her overrated career was “there were two other girls in that video, where are they now, clearly Rat Cow had something special”…which never settled well with me as a rationale for her “success” or the fact that she makes over 1,000,000 dollars a year, ultimately being a set of tits from the Blurred lines video, she just hustled harder, she just understood social media, she just took it upon herself, because she know she wasn’t quite hot enough for things to happen for her on their own, and she had to run with it, and harass and distract with those big tits…and really create a brand for herself..she was smarter…

That doesn’t mean the other girls from the video, who before today, I didn’t remember existed…aren’t just as hot, or important in the grand scheme of the world where no one is actually important, it just means she needs a little help strategizing…because she’s not as hungry for producer cock as Rat Cow..

So here’s Elle Evans…one of the girls in the Blurred Lines video…who was not Rat Cow…miraculousy existing, because I would have assumed Rat Cow killed them off to get ahead, but no, she was just a louder self promoter…

Fine Rat Cow is Substantially Better than Her…now fuck off..

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2017

21

Aug

Lily Allen Bikini Erotica Attempt of the Day

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Lily Allen in a bikini proves that dreams do come true because I know when I woke up today hoping the eclipse with the alien attack ended with Lily Allen in a bikini – and not the apocalypse…you know seeing as the eclipse was supposed to leave me blind so that I wouldn’t have to experience all this shit..and I do mean shit…Lily Allen is a fucking barn that hasn’t been cleaned out of a woman…all shitty as fuck…

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2017

21

Aug

Delilah Hamlin See Through Shirt and Nipples of the Day

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Delilah Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s daughter with Harry Hamlin from LA Law fame….magical…I mean only because she’s doing what all the girls are doing and that’s wearing sheer tops showing off their nipples because bra’s suck, nipples are in, and seeing nipples through shirts is timeless and erotic…very now, but touches all ages because we all love nipples…

I only left my house for 5 – 10 minutes this past weekend and saw two girls walking out of some gym both in white shirts…both showing off what looked like gymnast bodies and both walking around freely despite seeing their full fucking tits.

It’s a trend we hope becomes a classic because I know it’s the only way I’m seeing tits of girls who’s tits I actually want to see cuz these girls aren’t swiping me on tinder or anything, they find me a creeper, but instead in their self expression or whatever this exhibitionism is..and I still get what I want out of the relationship.

TO SEE OTHER PICS OF HER IN A BIKINI TOP CLICK HERE

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2017

21

Aug

Miley Cyrus Love Story of the Day

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I don’t know if these Miley Peeing pics are part of her new Album art….

But I thought she had gone straight in her new album, back with her fiance, quit that devil’s weed, ready to focus on a long lasting country career, now that she’s left the devil’s grip, and can be re-marketed to the Christians of the south who are very forgiving…and still buy CDs…

You know, keep it about the music man, not about her acting ridiculous…But it’s boring, the videos are boring, the angle boring, when we’ve seen her naked and amazing throughout her last album, where she became some kind of TUMBLR free the nipple, always naked, look at her bush, girl….it was everyday – nude Miley somewhere and I liked it, even if I didn’t believe any of it and knew it was all contrived..she’s a disney kid..

So leak some nudes…at least they are these LEAKED NUDES COMPLETE WITH VAGINAL RECONSTRUCTION SCARS / BLEEDING

But these pics where Miley Cyrus, or someone who looks like Miley taking a leak in what people are saying are some leaked pics of her leaking – but that could just be a leak in the story and the real deal is this is just marketing…

If it’s not Miley behind it, I assume are just strategic pics released by Stella Maxwell to endorse Stella Maxwell, because that seems to be her hustle from obscure hipster modeel to A-Lister now with Kristen Stewart who is probably out there finding kids to adopt and raise in their lesbian home or some shit….all due to strategic positioning of herself based on leveraging people like Miley Cyrus – to make her “relevant”…

The truth is, these may not even be Miley or Stella Maxwell and it is all just fake-news or clickbait…but as someone who likes watching girls pee…whoever the girl is…I’m down…

I guess if her legal team come at me, I’ll know it is her for sure, but we’ve seen her naked from all angles, I would assume she doesn’t give a fuck who sees these, since we’ve seen it all..and since they were from her damn phone…like don’t blame me for your negligence in your content / photos / etc…I’m just following the right tumblr accounts yo.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2017

21

Aug

Lucy Collett Glamour Model Naked for Snapchat of the Day

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No this isn’t Ariel Winter…This is Lucy Collett…

Lucy Collett is a UK Glamour model that reminds me that most of us hate this whole body positive thing, but probably not her fans, since she’s a glamour model, which means they have always just been there for the tits and now the tits are bigger and more substantial, they just come with thick thighs and a huge fucking pregnancy, despite not being pregnant belly…

No chicks like fat chicks – and even though the body positive thing has been a female run initiative to fight the misogynistic man, the reality is if I send a fat nude to any girl, they are repulsed, while any dude is like “i’d do it” or “i’d pick a fold”…or “i’d make her eat an entire cake and jerk off on her tits”…

Guy’s don’t care, we like repulsive things, just told try to trick us into thinking it’s hot….but keep using snapchat as a medium to get your nudes out there…it’s a porn site and the content only lasts 24 hours…so people won’t even get to look at stare and wonder what happened to the OG Lucy Collet…

Maybe she was always fat…

Right…nothing on snapchat lives longer than 24 hours, it’s one of those the internet follows all the rules situations…

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2017

21

Aug

Instagram Model Cora Keegan Topless and Flexible in Panties of the Day

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Cora Keegan is an instagram model from Instagram who does photoshoots with instagram photographers for instagram accounts that are designed to promote instagram models to their audience and hope one day those instagram models can be actual models who get paid work from the fanbase they build up getting naked on the internet…it’s some low hanging fruit shit that is more interesting in Cora Keegan’s case – because she was at one time a Victoria’s Secret girl, with a possible contract lined up, but she was too cool, too edgy to be that lame and mainstream and well paid, likely a rich girl…who has the arrogance to now get naked on social media just because it’s something to do…on her own terms in what she may consider “art”…even though art is a lie and all these people are attention seeking half retards…but at least she’s flexible with those skinny long legs..I am a fan…she’s hot.

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2017

21

Aug

Magdalena Frackowiak Topless and Slutty on Instagram of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak was a Victoria’s Secret model for a minute and I know a dude who was dating one of her Polish friends who came over to America with her to model, in some sex slave, cargo ship, in steerage, where half the Polish models on their way to America died of scurvy or some shi, you know a real each

I don’t know, or think she’s still a Victoria’s Secret model, but they did give her a 750,000 dollar contract the first year, which to some Pollack is more than she’s expect to make in a lifetime, and apparently, she got Hollywood about it, you know, became a real entitled cunt who was no longer the nice, sweet, suck up model trying to get ahead, but the one who had been validated..and thus allowed to be a fucking diva…

Well…I saw last week she was posting butt shots, and I thought, girl is getting racy, maybe I’ll do a post on her, but didn’t because she’s irrelevant…but then today, I saw…she posted full tit…with a very inspiring caption of:

“ANY PROBLEM ? … B* THAT HAVE A PROBLEM CAN UNFOLLOW ”

Nope…no problem here…keep up the good work model….I mean cunt or not, she’s hot, and cunt or not, she should show more cunt, because I like cunt more than tits, but the tits for Instagram are still good though…

I guess being kicked off the VS Promo model team – cut off from all that money makes a bitch feel the need to hustle hard, tits out…and I like to see the scramble..

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