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2017

21

Aug

Bella Thorne Bikini Raving of the Day

Bella Thorne was out “raving” in a bikini and mesh pants and the whole thing was pretty wonderful to a pervert like me – because I think Bella Thorne, despite all the jacking up she’s done to her face is hot… I am drinking the RED koolaid, I am sold or I’ve bought into her witchcraft manipulating all of us in with her body…despite having never watched Disney Channel, or her show on Disney Channel, and not actually knowing who she is…

I just know she’s better than a traditional insta whore, because she started this whoring with the mainstream support of the media…the money, the fame, and yet she still felt she should be naked or half naked showing off her tits and slutty behavior that comes with being a porned-up youth these days…I mean they just fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck no problem…creating Super GONO and other fun things…like the throat HPV epidemic..brilliant…

I also know she’s just a child star being a product of being a child star, spoiled, entitled and now very into EDM and making dance music for the mainstream who all listen to this mindless, lack of music music…and I’m not saying that as an old man..it’s just all video game shit that they probably spend an afternoon making…turning out crowds and making millions..rewarded for understanding a computer program by fucking groupies like this one…as they rage / rave / who cares…her body is great.

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2017

21

Aug

Chloe Bennet Spitting on Herself and Flashing Nipple of the Day

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She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…”But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…people fucking love Comic Book Shit…for whatever reason, even people who don’t read and never did read comic books love this comic book shit, and I just think the whole thing is ridiculous…mainly because the production budgets of these shows are so bootleg, some Xena Warrior Princess level of shit….worse than most pornos but people still watch. Weird..

Well, the slut of the show is spitting on herself and possibly flashing nipple and that in and of itself should be enough for your pervert Chloe Bennett loving ass…fet life for life you weirdo…

Posted in:SFW

2017

21

Aug

Britney Spears Tight Body Sings Bonnie Raitt of the Day

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Britney Spears gave the people something to talk about this past weekend in vegas, because her ass looks fucking amazing….and I guess because she sang for the first time in her career, like actually sang into a microphone and people were just so blown away by that fact, that this broken woman in her late 30s, a pawn to her family, still earning money to pay K-Fed the Genius his alimony, set for life motherfucker….because normally she’s too medicated to actually sing, and just does song and dance lip syncing..

I don’t think her singing of Bonnie Raitt’s song is that great, but 100,000 people watched it…and claim that it was some standout Britney performance…which I guess isn’t saying much.

I just think her body is fucking great, that ass, mom of two, with the banged out pussy, so good…

I’d like to give her something to talk about, like “How did I let this K-Fed Situation happen twice, that Jesus Martinez was just so seductive with his back-up dancer limp dick moves”….you know…cuz I like her…or at leat her body…she’s Britney Bitch….

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW|Videos

2017

21

Aug

Lena Meyer-Landrut the German Singer Topless in Mykonos of the Day

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Europe is known for having a lot of really shitty pop music that never makes it over to America, because it shouldn’t have happened in the first place, and not all Euro popstars are hired by American record labels to replace Rihanna when she was slated to quit their label, like Rita Ora…you know take the talent from overseas and repurpose it for the American crowd that doesn’t know she exists…importing, outsourcing jobs, you know….

Well, her name is Lena Meyer-Landrut, I’ve never heard of her…because I don’t give a fuck about Euro pop, and more importantly, even if she was American, I probably wouldn’t have noticed her either….there’s just too much fucking noise on the interent…

But she’s topless in Mykonos and her body is fucking fit, toned stomachs are everything, and her tits great, and I’m all for her taking her next step in self promotion to hit that US market..we’re always ready for more sluts with 1.8 million instagram followers….who area already signed and in the game….

Some German Sausage toppings…….we call her pussy sauerkraut.

Here she is doing some Eurovision Bullshit in 2010….Not Looking Nearly Hot as she is now…

This is her big song called “if I wasn’t Your Daughter”…

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2017

21

Aug

Elevator Bang and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Strips in the Shopping Mall While Fighting With her Man

Boater of the Day

Worse Crash Footage Ever…

Russian Drivers

Crane VS Worker

Bungee Jump Fail

Girl Shits All OVer His Hotel Room

Wall of Death Stunt Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

21

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know that I have 2 or more hours until the total eclipse of my heart, but I’ve spent the better part of the weekend staring at my wife to get myself motivated to stare right into the eclipse, so that I go blind and never have to stare at her again….

I like seeing, I actual think it’s one of my greatest assets, you know the one joy I get out of life, but this woman is so gross on so many levels, at least physically, because as a person she’s not so bad…that I would rather not have to face what my life is or has become, or at least what I am contractually obliged to eat out thanks to marrying someone who pays all the bills, but who wasn’t these obese…

I know they say the grass is always greener, but in this case, it is because there is no grass..

I know they say obesity kills…but just not fast enough…

So eclipse sent from heaven, some religious experience, take my EYES with you…I can’t stand to see this ass waddle naked from kitchen to bathroom..

Yes. I am being dramatic…but trust…it is that bad…

Here are some morning links for the weekend’s end!

Bikini Girl Doing Motorcycle Stunts
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You can Photograph an Eclipse with your Phone
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Terrifying Woman in a Bikini Top of the Day
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Some Dude in Shailene Woodley’s Bathing Suit
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The Man Who Repairs Willie Nelson’s Old Beat Up Guitar Trigger…I’m a Willie Nelson Fan…
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Jay Z Talks About the ELevator Fight Cuz He’s so Hood
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2017

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I squeeze my balls to see if I still feel.

Other times I pull on my dick shaft to try to make it look more masculine.

But most of the times horny girls ask me for selfies because they want to dry out, you know not masturbate wherever they are.

Meaning my contribution to women is helping control their sexual impulses because they can’t control it on their own – through my words and pics – taking wet pussies and making them dry since the 80s.

I am a superhero.

Miley Cyrus New Video is Not Slutty
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Joanna Krupa in a Body Suit
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Christina Applegate Lives…..
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World Yoyo Champio
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Hot Ass in Leggigns
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Jennifer Lawrence Tank Top Tits
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Delilah Hamlin in a Bikini Top!
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Helen Hunt Underboob…
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Demi Lovato on GMA
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Obi Wan Kenobi Star Wars Spin Off is Happening
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Lionel Richie Vs TRUMP
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Sarah Stage – Pregnant and Ripped
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Hailey Clauson in Yellow…
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Chloe Perry White Panties…
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Number 2 on the Highest Paid Actress List…
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Robin Thicke VS 22 Year Old Model Pussy
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Kim Garner Hot As HELL
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Bush Pig Loves Soccer…
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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Colin Farrell is Back in a Movie….
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Christina Milian Nipple Slip
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Gisele Bundchen Lives!
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Hot Wheels Redwood Track
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Jimmy Fallon is Such a Cunt – Here he is Trolling Trump – Or Trying To
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Thor Trailer
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Leona Lewis Erotica
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Naked X Factor Stars
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Live Action Remake of the Jetsons…
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Paula Abdul Tits…
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Monica Cruz in a Bikini
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Marvel’s Defender’s Trailer
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Busty as Fuck Chick Naked
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The Upskirt ASs Spread Girl is the Best
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Naked Chicks on the Beach
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Butthole Squirt
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Juno Temple Leaked Nudes
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Club Slut Flashes Pussy
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Hot Naked Amateur Ginger
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I don’t get what is going on here..
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Big Tits on Instagram
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Tori Black Spread Ass
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Slutty Selfies!
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Hot Tumblr Slut
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2017

18

Aug

Helen Hunt Bikini of the Day

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Helen Hunt is an overpaid actress who isn’t hot, but who is definitely old and has probably been jerked off to by people who watched Mad About You, Paul Riser, and other execs who helped give her a career…

Seeing her in a bikini on the beach, not really my dream, but it happened, and check out those big old lady tits….exciting…to no one…but weirdos…like you.

Maybe you’re more into her daughter Martha Hunt in some bullshit camapaign because she’s got thin model legs…and gets paid…but I guess it’s easy when your mom is Helen Hunt…

Posted in:Helen Hunt|SFW

2017

18

Aug

Tranny Lauren Harries Toples of the Day

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These pictures of Lauren Harries, some British personality and tranny, topless on the beach with her house boy, rent boy, possible lady boy in the start of his transition….

It’s apparently 39 years old, which makes all this better…you know this whole mutilate the fuck out of yourself because you were born with the wrong genitals according to your mental issues….and look 80 at 39…because you’re fucking mangled..

Fun dude on hormones with some breast implant tits for you weirdos…who make Tranny porn a legit category.

These are so fucking weird.

Posted in:Lauren Harries

2017

18

Aug

Karola Warzecha Hot Instagram Model of the Day

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Karola Warzecha sounds eastern European and this is her high concept instagram model shoot, you can tell becasue there’s an RV or Trailer in the mix, and she’s got underwear on and is flashing some tit…all while looking really fucking hot, hotter than most women, deserving of an actual modeling career or at least a fan base, so google her and follow her and maybe she’ll get to move to America…and find a sugar daddy that’s legit and better than some weirdo from some russian bride fetish site…which is better than waiting in line for rationed bread.

I googled her and can’t find her instagram…so maybe I’m wrong about her…but still like to think she’s a sex worker on a mission to sex work on an internet social network level…you know at all the exclusive parties and events they all go to…

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