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2017

16

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Botox Face and Under Tit for Modern Family Season 9 of the Day

I find it interesting that when I post a video like my SFW Cam Girl Clips, of girls just trying to make a living, create a personal brand, use the internet and social media for good, and not evil, making a job out of it, rather than just doing it for likes, like an actual smart and empowered woman….that features “UNDERBOOB”….I get my video deleted from Youtube saying it breaches their community guidelines, even after I flag the video 18+ because they are hot chicks half naked….

Yet, Ariel Winter posts her pants jacked up to her neck to give her boxy troll body a waistline, a crop top with sloppy rebuilt tits hanging out over her gut, and a face that looks so jacked up with fillers that she’s a low self esteem Kardashian…is just news? Or relevant, because she’s on an actual TV show no one watches…

I don’t get it…one bit…

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2017

16

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Botox Face and Under Tit for Modern Family Season 9 of the Day

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I find it interesting that when I post a video like my SFW Cam Girl Clips, of girls just trying to make a living, create a personal brand, use the internet and social media for good, and not evil, making a job out of it, rather than just doing it for likes, like an actual smart and empowered woman….that features “UNDERBOOB”….I get my video deleted from Youtube saying it breaches their community guidelines, even after I flag the video 18+ because they are hot chicks half naked….

Yet, Ariel Winter posts her pants jacked up to her neck to give her boxy troll body a waistline, a crop top with sloppy rebuilt tits hanging out over her gut, and a face that looks so jacked up with fillers that she’s a low self esteem Kardashian…is just news? Or relevant, because she’s on an actual TV show no one watches…

I don’t get it…one bit…I think it’s racism, singling me out….

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2017

16

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Mexico in a Bikini of the Day

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Cara Delevingne was in Mexico with a bunch of other scenester rich kids turned models because they had the right connections…including my personal favorite Georgia May Jagger, who I won’t hold hanging out with lame people like Cara Delevingne against her, because as you know and don’t care, Cara Delevingne is a tactical, manipulative, social climbing, How to Win Friends and Influence People, psycho behavior, being the big personality at the party of boring people, acting like she doesn’t give a fuck, and that alone appeals to people who have no confidence or personality of their own, attach to the weirdo…..as well as Suki Waterhouse, Cara’s Sister Poppy, and other bitches we’ll call groupie opportunists leeching…

I don’t dislike, care, or even bother figuring out how she made it…even though it seems like I do, there’s no rhyme or reason to any of these rich kids and their success, or why the world is drawn to them… I don’t care or hate that she’s writing books, starring in movies, playing the lesbian card, pretending to be edgy or unique, while clearly being a mooch suck up tactical…

I just look at them in bikinis…or naked…being silly…having fun…winning at life…and unfortunately not dying in their sky diving portion of their Mexico trip…

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2017

16

Aug

Fergie’s Weird New Project of the Day

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Fergie is up to no good.

Unfortunately, it is not her revisiting her crackden where she snorts and smokes all the METH in the room now that she can afford it without having to hooker herself or sell her TV at the Pawn Shop…you know child star bullshit before becoming a black eyed pea, rather than a black eyed girl just trying to get another hit…SAD STORIES SOMETIMES END HAPPY…

She is probably promoting a solo album or other useless things the world doesn’t need and she’s doing it in a slutty way, trying to be provocative, trying to matter, and I guess it’s working because here we are.

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2017

16

Aug

Halsy Nipples in Playboy of the Day

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Halsey is the voice you probably heard on at least on shitty radio show that she’s not the star of, but rather the featured vocal playing the girl part, because she networked with a couple of dudes who created a viral music act, that aren’t even that musical, but kids these days are retards and buy into anything, especially simplistic EDM videogame music, their half retard ADD, computer using brains can handle it.

Well, she’s doing some press, making it count, pulling out tits in some mags, just showing nipples in others…like Playboy…because I guess…it’s good for business…

Here’s her social media pic of the day

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2017

16

Aug

Alycia Debnam-Carey in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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She is Alicia Clark on some bootleg Walking Dead Spin Off called “Fear of the Walking Dead” because when Hollywood finds something that works, in an era where nothing they do works, they violate, desecrate, shit on, and ejaculate, in the worst form of rape the IDEA or brand could ever imagine….because…the people, you, the general public buy into what they know, allowing the industry to make some extra cash in the process…it’s clever, basic, simplistic, even boring…but I’m sure Alycia Debnam-Carey isn’t too concerned about it, it legitimized her as an actress, it pays her lots of money, it gets her a fan base and people care enough to snap some paparazzi style bikini pics of her..

She’s 24, from Australia, making it in America stealing all your jobs…and

She’s got 1,000,000 followers, so she matters, at least to nerds…and she’s hot…

The fact I’ve never featured her is a reminder of how obsolete I am, since I don’t watch or follow any of these shit and prefer non-acting women….but also how important bikini paparazzi pics are…

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2017

16

Aug

Katherine Schwarzenegger Likes Her Cleavage of the Day

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I have a celebrity from the 90s, who is still a celebrity, but just not as relevant, yet still iconic, daughter fetish….

I mean, not really, but I do find it semi / barely interesting to see how they’ve grown up, what they’ve amounted to, how broken they are, what they’ve done with their fame, success, trust funds, etc….

I guess Katherine Schwarzenegger isn’t so bad, no real scandals, and seems to do work with dog rescues, something I am passionate about…up on some “She’s a Kennedy and looks like her mom”….hustle…probably educated, classy, not like that new money, in an era of everyone being gutter trash, even the rich kids….just gutter fucking trash…

I’m digging her, but that could just be the cleavage she’s really into showing off, like any typical girl, but more important because her family is rich and famous…you know..cleavage that actually means something…or that she’s just chubby and her tits are a good focal point or some shit…

This post was inspired with me still wanting to fuck Katherine Schwarzenegger with my LOVE…..after seeing her in this out fit at this event:

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2017

16

Aug

Natalie Portman Suggested Nudity in a Miss Dior Ad of the Day

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Natalie Portman is a huge star, with a huge fan base, who is from Israel and who every Jewish guy I have ever met has held in high esteem because he feels good knowing that there are really hot Jewish girls out there, it can happen and not all of them have that typical Jewish look…not that I know any Jewish girl with that typical Jewish girl look, I mean sure there’s the occasional troll looking bitch, but that happens in all cultures, all the Jewish girls I know are fit, they work out, hot, they had nose jobs, tanned, well nourished because they are on top of that shit, and rich…always rich…now I know there is always one poor sucker who isn’t quite successful or from a good family, forced to date the bottom of the barrel Jewish girl, and I guess that’s the guy looking at Natalie Portman like a beacon of hope…

Well, like any good business man, she uses her fame for brand deals and this one is for Miss Dior, someone we assume pays her MILLIONS of dollars, and she’s in the ad not wearing a dress…suggested nudity…something that when I post I get slammed for, but when fashion billion dollar brands do it for commercial purposes…it’s ART….weird.

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2017

16

Aug

January Jones in a Bikini of the Day

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January Jones is boring in VS magazine….which is ok because she’s boring in everything she does…and the fame and attention she got for being on whatever show she was on was undeserved..she was just the best looking girl on the show…and I don’t even know if that is true…because I never watched the show she was on….in fact I don’t even remember what show she was on….the only thing fun she did was have a kid out of wedlock with a mystery man that you assume was someone that came with scandal…and a lot of money, the retirement plan, these bitches DO not bring a baby to life just because they happened to get pregnant, they do it because they know their show is ending, that they need a guaranteed income since they know the show they got on took a decade to get and may never happen again, you know they wouldn’t have the kid with just some random nobody, because baby making can ruin a woman’s spirit, life, career, everything….

At least she takes bikini selfies.

Not very good ones…but still…

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2017

16

Aug

The Kardashian Monsters on the Cover of Hollywood Reporter of the Day

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The Hollywood Reporter was clearly in the mood for some clickbait, like anyone who works with these disgusting women, in pandering to their lie, their scam and buying into their infomercial – the social media version – bullshit….but they did good…because their cover photo is fucking terrifying…you know let the world see just how haggard, plastic surgery ridden, aged and weathered the entire family is, except maybe Kylie, because she’s still young hand her skin can handle the face injections and fat transfers that allow her to be a “No Filter” because her face is permanently filtered…no facetune where you see bitches erase their face into looking all cartoon like, or strong flash to block it out…just good old fashioned plastic surgery.

I do give the Kardashians credit for pulling off the scam, so many people want to, yet this ethnically ambiguous, not very attractive, troll family, who I assume cast a spell on OJ’s dead wife pulled it off…

The highlight reel of this cover is Kendall, because she’s the only one worth fucking, I mean they are all worth fucking, so rich, so ridiculous, but Kendall looks the best….

The tragedy in this is the neglect of Bruce, accepting him as one of the ladies, because clearly he is, they made him that way…

The whole thing, pretty vile, but they are Kardashians, that’s their strategy…

I am more interested in W Korea’s sheer dress, titty flash, Kendall Jenner Cover because Korea is trendy now, always in the news with their Bombs, Dictators, BBQ, Pop Music, they know how to do things right…

Oh more nipples. So Edgy.

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