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2017

08

Aug

Eva Longoria ANUS of the Day

The highlight of skimpy bikini bottoms the girls, or in this case the old washed up women are wearing, is that when they bend over, you can see the ring around their asshole, the shit stain, or darker rim thanks to not anal bleaching, that like most assholes is bigger than the girl realizes, because she probably doesn’t spend the day looking at her asshole..and never have I been asked by a woman “can you see my anus in this”…but sometimes, if you’re lucky, you can…

This is the ANUS pic I was looking for yesterday. It Happened.

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2017

08

Aug

Heidi Klum’s Nazi Germany Ancestors Bikini of the Day

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I know Heidi Klum tries to over compensate for her Nazi Ancestors and their killing of the JEWS and other ETHNICITIES while trying to make a master aryan race by having all kinds of different shades of brown babies….

I know that she wasn’t alive when Nazi Germany happened, but her family was…or she could have been because she’s like 60….she could have been a Hitler Youth…YOU DON’T KNOW…but I would assume her grandmother was…and that she was a product of Hitler’s Lebensborn project cuz she’s still hot at 60…and that’s weird…That’s it.

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2017

08

Aug

Lily Rose Depp Is Everything Of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp is hot.

If I was forced to kidnap a celebrity daughter and hold her for ransom because I am desperate to make money for my Tax Bill…I would choose this one…

She seems fun…..like a good time…and she’s good to look at…

But I would never encourage kidnapping anything, I am just using that as an example of how much I like her and think she’s top tier celebrity spoiled brat entitled bullshit you’d expect from someone that was created from Johnny Depp’s testicles..

You know.

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2017

08

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Instagram Modeling of the Day

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As if I am going to write about Aubrey O’Day and her comeback tour from her relationship with DJ Paulie D from Jersey Shore, because they were both on MTV reality shows at the same time, and I guess she was tired of fucking black dudes….

But as it turns out, her instagram filter face and body is something I can’t help but post because it’s so absurd, sex doll looking, clown with the face injections and lipo on the stomach, and she always had plastic surgery fake tits, so I guess it doesn’t really matter or surprise as much as the surprise that I am posting on her…

Terrifying…

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2017

08

Aug

Avril Lavigne See Through Outfit of the Day

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So I was eating a burger and some SUM 41 came on, and I thought as a Canadian, who should know about Canadian things, did Avril Lavigne also die…him from his liver disease, her from her LIME Disease…from eating too many LIMES…but apparently she just got fat or pregnant…from Nickelback or clearly she took her Nickelback and bought some motherfucking CANDY….or BACON…cuz of CANADA…who cares….

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2017

08

Aug

Tove Lo Flashing her Tits of the Day

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Tove Lo is clickbaiting, tits get hits, because everytime she performs she pulls out her shitty tits like it is a thing, a signature move, one I normally appreciate and support, but when it’s contrived and calculated, designed to market herself, I find it annoying, not authentic, as I prefer my titty flashes pure, natural, or accidental…Garbage….

We get it, you have tits, you’re so fucking edgy and daring, and progressive…

I just wish she got arrested for Indecent Exposure, and I’m the kind of person who likes tits being liberated…

The amazing thing about her is that I thought she was just a vocal on a DJ track but turns out she’s a HUMAN who performs at Lollalapooza…

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2017

08

Aug

Rihanna’s Cropover Fest Continues of the Day

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I THINK THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY, or maybe it was the highlight of the week, or even the YEAR is Rihanna in her native land of Barbados, where she was rumored to once be a teen prostitute who turned TRICKS with old British men that helped her launch her music career, I mean why else would some rich connected dude be hanging out with some 14 year old with a dream of song and dance…

This industry is too dark and corrupt for it to have just “happened”….there’s a reason for her not being a shanty living daughter of a garbage man still in Barbados….not the way she’s in Barbados now…living in the most expensive house on the island style…but being poor and still turning tricks…

But her big tits look big, her thickness good to me, I assumed she was pregnant with her Saudi prince’s meal ticket she clearly needs cuz she likes to eat…

I think it looks good. Sloppy…but good.

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2017

08

Aug

Titty Flash on BBC NEWS and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Smuggling Drugs in Vagina

Migrants VS Border…

Dude Takes Fight

Cockroach Crawls on Reporter

Asshole Jogger of the Day

Soccer Brawl because Someone Told Them Soccer is for Faggots.

Store Owner VS Teen Robber

Guy Fondles Girl on the Train

Posted in:stepLINKS|Videos

2017

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling a mom in the park that you’d bang her like a rubber vagina, because rubber vaginas are the only vaginas you can feel, due to the friction and your sensitive skin that reacts negatively to Asian factory off-gassing…..is not the right way to start the day…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…which are also..not the right way to start the day…

Road Rage Woman on Camera
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Taylor Swift has a Brother and he’s an Actor – LOL
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Crusty Teigen Mom Cleavage
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Bella Hadid Face Plant
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Patton Oswalt’s House is For Sale Cuz His New Pussy Wants New Digs
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Ashlee Simpson Mom Chin
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Gal Gadot’s Broken English
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I like revisiting Usher Herpes Accuser and her Non Herpes Status
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The New Way to Fight Herpes
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Melissa Rivers is Sellign Her Mom Out
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2017

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with all these girls wearing skirts with no panties – is that even when they don’t flash me….I am a pervert and can tell….

I have a trained keen sense of pervert smell….and without the panty layer to separate me from them…I am forced to sing them love songs, buy them flowers, write them poetry, ask them on picnics or long walks on the beach…because PHEROMONES turn me into a romantic….

I can’t afford to live in a world where I fall in love every 10 minutes because of NO PANTIES…

TO MUCH LOVE IN THE WORLD…thanks to NO PANTIES…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Charli XCX Big Tits and Halsey Doing Spice Girls…Badly….Robotic…I hate the Lack of Originality is THE worst…
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini
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Putin is the Man
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Alison Brie Cleavage…
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Amber Heard Loses a Billionaire
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Kate Moss Nipples
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Rita Ora Topless and in Bikini
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Aaron Carter – BIsexual…and Fucks Chris Crocker of Leave Britney Alone Fame
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Jessica Alba’s Pregnant Cleavage
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Brooke Burke’s Bikini of the Day
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Jenna Dewan in a Dress – Who the Fuck is Jenna Dewan
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Karlie Kloss in a Tight Dress
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J.Lo Hard Nipple Workout Slut
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Emma Roberts Skinny Legs
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Rest in Power Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
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Tara Reid is a Goddess in a Red Dress
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Every That’s What She Said from the Office
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Fat Kate Upton and a Dog
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Bella Thorne Sports Bra
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Amy Schumer Gets Work and It’s Not at a Bakery
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America’s Giant Fighting Robot
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Lea Michele in a Tight Dress
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Jennifer Lawrence on Dating Darren Aronofsky
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Cashier Chrges Shoplifter for Food in her Purse
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Rugby Playing Sheep
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Water Fails!
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Sailor Brinkley Cook in a Photoshoot
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Ronnie Wood Battled Lung Cancer
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Corvette Jumps Intersection
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28 Foot Rail over the LA River
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The Power of a Giant Fan
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Train VS Limo
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Evanna Lynch Legs
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Murder She Wrote – Reboot
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Eva Longoria Ass Flash
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Some Kid Flying to McDonads on His Paramotor
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Fart Fetish!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Texas Company Recalls Viagra Coffee
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Beyonce’s Big Tits
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Squirting on a See Thru Chair
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VR PORN
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Brooke At Dinner Table
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Deepthroat Demo
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Hoverboard Stripper
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Naked Girl in a Cheesy Photoshoot
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Bathtub Finger
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Overly Excited Dude Banging a Girl on the Hood of His Car
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Japanese Porn is Crazy
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