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2017

24

Jul

Irina Shayk Post Pregnancy Photoshoot of the Day

Irina Shayk may have sold her uterus off for her retirement plan…with an A lister, after with being with a series of other people who helped take her out of Russian to become a “top” model..who I was a fan of because I though she was hot, because she is hot, and not just because I have a Russian fetish, into the sex workers, into the soulless opportunists trying to get ahead…after generations were oppressed…but because it seems like all the ugly ones were killed off, making a prime genetic pool of strong, beautiful terrifying women.

That said, here’s Irina winning at life after making babies…the shoot not so hot…the pics not as racy as I’d like..but she exists, she’s won, and I appreciate that probably a lot more than Brad Cooper who was just in it for the anal…dropped the ball on that one didn’t he.

I guess this for Mario Testino…a real photographer…long gone are the days of webcam shows…

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Tan Lines / Bikini Jump / Posing with a New Jersey Plate of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is an aspiring Jenner and Hadid….so she’s on her best behavior anytime they invite her to hang out, hoping they will invite her to hang out again, because having the Hadids and the Jenners let you into their bullshit existence, that is pretty lucrative.

I am all for a vapid cunts existing….when they are rich and monetizing…basically trolling everyone into buying into their nonsense…

I just know there’s some weird social dynamic or hierarchy of using each other, because you know they likely hate each other, but have some weird connection…

And ultimately, it’s pretty weird that I am trying to analyze why Stephen Baldwin, the least important Baldwin’s STD is up to, what her shamelessness mean, what her end goal in trying to get famous, or paid is…maybe she doesn’t want to be a joke like her dad..

Who knows or cares, it’s just must be pretty exciting to have people actually care about you, when your own parents don’t, they are too busy being into themselves…but luckily in their narcissism they taught all these whores just how to be exploited….yet come out on top…you know…make it work for you because this all a bunch of nonsense, so you should try to come out on top…even if this one is Third or fourth wrung on the ladder of important garbage.

Here she is showing some Tan Lines posing with some New Jersey license plates because she’s pretty much some SNOOKI trash, just a scaled down, rich kid version…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Yoo Young Kyu and Some Asian Girls for W Korea of the Day

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Yoo Young Kyu is some photographer I think…and these are his pics of hot Korean chicks…

I like Korean BBQ…

I like K-Pop videos…like a horrible flash back from the 90s….

I don’t love the way the Korean women turn old and fat…because they all seem to turn fat….but I like them in their prime…and these girls are right in their prime..

I’ve been loving Asian girls lately..it’s been a bit of an obsession and I can’t believe I’ve never banged an Asia…probably because I don’t know any Asians, but that’s not the point, the point is that I keep going crazy for Asians…whether they are in the park…or walking….

Just the other day I was watching a couple of Asians in tight shorts bending over doing Tai Chi or some other Asian shit…and I was staring at these little asian asses, not caring that they were either 75 years old or 12….

Then, later that day…I saw Asian with big tits…and thought, damn hormones in the food do something right…

and I will forever be into Asian…from aging well, to disciplined, to coding, to medicine, to engineering, to playing classical music…ALL good things..

Posted in:SFW|Yoo Young Kyu

2017

24

Jul

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdlae…posts pics of her body, that’s always been alright, because this is how you try to stay relevant when no one fucking cares about you and I apprecaite that tactic…because bitches shamelessly in bikinis for social media is one

You can be your own bikini model, in your own photoshoot, for your own magazine that’s just a social media account…

She’s lookin’ good…all the time off has given her time to grow into her average at best looks and I’ve always rooted for her…because I know a body is more important than a face always…it lasts longer and who cares about a face when you’re face is buried in her married Disney star looking for attention cunt..all up in it..

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Hot for Harper’s Bazaar SPain of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is showing a portion of her nipples and I am sure no one cares but me…you see I have a real problem that involves doing posts about useless people, often times over paid people, who no one cares about…it’s my life work…and that in and of itself is pretty ridiculous…

She’s the kind of girl who is hot. She’s got this mouth…and overall look I dig…and I guess other people dig it, like rich people….who pay for her to be on their boat in bikinis…PROOF…

This is a photoshoot….from some obscure market Harper’s Bazaar…where she gets to maintain her place in the world as a hot model – who hangs out with rich people – for no reason besides being hot…

I am sure we’ve all seen her tits before….

Yes…we’ve seen her tits…which is really not saying much considering I’ve seen everyone’s tits on social media – even the girl who works at my local coffee shop…because girls are exhibitionist sluts and dream of being models…and sometimes..they are models…it’s all just nonsense….she’s good…

Posted in:Daphne Groeneveld|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Charlotte McKinney – Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney got a job modeling some bikinis for what we can assume is one of her friends…during SWIM WEEK the trashiest of trashy events that take place in Miami…filled with sugar babies, garbage girls with large social media following, who aren’t even that hot, like Charlotte McKinney who is pretty fucking busted looking…but she was never hot so I guess that’s not saying much, she’s awlways been a garbage Florida chick, and she’s always been about the tits, so fixate on the tits….she’s staying true to herself, don’t try to pretend she’s anything but the tits…

Here’s the show…and it is LOLZ…

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

24

Jul

The Bitches of Comic Con of the Day

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Comic Con is going on and you gang of herbs fucking love all things comic…and it must be really exciting for you gang of herbs knowing that something you’ve been so passionate about all your life is now the mainstream…nothing but comic book movies being made…nothing but comic book movies getting paid…nothing but all the slutty actresses getting up on that shit because it’s the only way to matter…you know simplistic nerd shit…it’s more than just making dot com billions and collecting weird action figures as a grown man…it’s about the pussy bro…

So here’s some Comic Con pussy….all trying to Manipulate You…

Here’s a round-up….I won’t name them…but Maitland Ward’s pussy is the best….shameless in the right way..

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Posted in:Comicon|SFW

2017

24

Jul

Woman Masturbates in the Middle of the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple Caught Fucking

Girl Bumps Tits into Bar Assassin

Flies on a Homeless Man’s Ass…

Civilian Takes Down an Armed Robber

Worker Spills Gas….5 Minutes Later Accidentally Burns Down Car Dealership

Cops VS Flower Vendor

Public Jerker of the Day

Man Dances with Sex Doll at the Beach

Cow Licks Reporters Tits

Walmart Shopper Steals the Scooter

Weird Attempted Robbery at McDonalds

Car Drops….Off Lift….Onto Workers…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Tinder allows me to knock up many more women that I can deadbeat baby daddy…but I just don’t take advantage of it…but tinder did once get shit on my dick from this dirtbag fat chick I spoke to for a solid 45 minutes before meeting her at her place and fucking her up the ass….I figured her asshole smelled better than the pussy. Probably shoulda used a condom with that one…

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Justice League Comic Con Sneak Peak
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Walking Dead Season 8 Comic Con Trailer
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Steven Spielberg’s New Movie Called “Ready Player One”
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THOR official Trailer
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Stranger Things Season 2 Comicon Trailer
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USHER Is Being Sued for 10 Million for Exposing a Girl to Bieber Herpes
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Lottie Moss Hot in a Bathing Suit in Ibiza
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Julianne Hough Slutty on her Honeymoon…
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Whoopi Goldberg in a CHarlie Sheen 9/11 Movie…HILARIOUS
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day
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Puddles the Sad Clown Performs “All By Myself” on America’s Got Talent…Creepy
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Madison Beer – Fucking Young Money
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MotorCycle Rider Kids Car…All Goes as Expected
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Teen Eats Hot Pepper Everytime Ariana Grande Says UM
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Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe
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2017

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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SPLASH SPLASH it is the weekend…

I can’t leave the house – there is too much hot pussy everywhere I look…from girls in fitness gear…like the one I waited outside a store for one with huge tits…in a sports bra and leggings…and then while I was waiting some other girl in tight jeans rolled by with the fattest ass and I was thinking…I’m not even a horny dude…but my friend who is a horny dude was having an issue is trying to figure out a way to keep his squirt pee mattress because his fiance is trying to make him get rid of it…this is a mattress he has banged countless girls on and made them squirt…which we all know is a myth…and is just pee…before being trapped and he is trying to find some kind of way to make it a shrine so that he could jerk off to all the girls who has made pee for him…now that he’s sold his soul….

All ideas are welcome…

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Sierra Skye Thong…
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini
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Cute Dog Bath Because I Like Dogs…
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Lea Michele on a Date with Long Leg Herbie Motherfucker
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Kitten Wants to Play with Napping Dog
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Madison Beer Cleavage
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Claudia Galanti
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Madison Beer is Dating a Beckham
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Tara Reid ERotica
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Sharon Stone Bikini
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Bieber Banned from China
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Candace Smith in a Bikini
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Chanel West Coast in Ibiza
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30k a Month for Stella McCartney’s Hamptons Shanty
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Horror Movie Jigsaw is Back – Here’s the Trialer
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Mariah Carey Cleavage
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Vanessa Hudgens Cameltoe
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Christina Milian in Bikini
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Instagram Model Fake Ass Flash
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Weird Couple and THeir Pet Goose..
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Ambrosio Bikini
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Mercedes Powerslides
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Some Girl and her Cameltoe
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Drunk Couple Fuck Outside a Pub – The Accordian Player for the WIn
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Dude Eats a Chick Out and Fingers Her on the Street
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Hot Chick on Webcam Sucking Dick of the Day
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Titty Gif…
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Fucking in Parking Lot…
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Hot Chick and her Toys
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