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2017

18

Jul

Megan Fox Slutty Selfie of the Day

Megan Fox doesn’t get work now that she’s a mom of 5 with her captor Brian Austin Green, who she hasn’t been able to escape even though she’s tried a few times by having sex with other celebrities….but she just keeps running back to breed with him….obsessive fan girl…or I guess it could be the other way around now that he’s got a better career than her…not saying much since her career is expired…but still has some hope…thanks to an outdated brand roping her in as their spokesperson…a lingerie company…despite her being and old tired mom…I guess they could see her actual slut core…

WHO knows…this is clearly a social media obligation I can’t jerk off to, but nice fake lips….expired milk….like Jessica Alba…but less pregnant but her pussy has seen more babies crawl out of it…late 90s hotness turned shit…united…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Bella Hadid Has Nipples of the Day

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In case you were wondering, everyone’s favorite It Girl who no one actually really knows or cares about in the grand scheme of the world, but who a select few people book out and make her seem like she matters, while the world is too narcissistic to actually care, allowing her to think she matters while she’s relevant, a high high…that will crash and burn the way we want it to and they way I am excited for it to…if only I don’t die of Diabetes before it does….

While I wait…I will openly accept all her nude shoots, nipples out, for the paparazzi and beyond…because I love nipples…and all these girls braless and nipples out…as that is how perverts work…

Thanks Bella Hadid and your stage parents for making you look better than the troll you once were for the benefit of the family name..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Pam Anderson Monster TITTIES of the Day

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Pam Anderson brought her mutant Frankenstein tits to a photoshoot – where they spilled out of her weird outfit – because she was clearly drunk and a disaster….and so were her tits, that she didn’t actually notice were spilling out of her shirt because they’ve been hacked up so many times…

She’s old as hell, looks old and hell, and this is how I assume plastic surgery ages….

These tits have been mutilated to fuck like some kind of female circumcised vagina but the titty version…she’s a victim here, as she looks down and see what must be scarred to shit, no feeling, terrifying….

Were her her original tits been really that bad….I like small tits…why did this happen…was monster tits the reason for her career? Would she have made it without them? Did people really like tit implants that much in the 90s? Not to mention why is she so haggard…when other 50 year olds aren’t? Is it the cured hep, or the way her injections melt? Why is she so trashy, yet so rich? so many questions..all for Canada…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Heidi Klum in Fishnets of the Day

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Heidi Klum shameless….on instagram…becasue slutty is what she does…she was a lingerie model..

With a history of being a dirtbag since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighten that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

We can assume she’s genetically modified…Nazi Science…or some shit..because this is no 50 year old body I’ve ever seen…

Apparently this is her naked in a magazine…and it’s pretty good for a naked chick…

Posted in:SFW

2017

18

Jul

Rosario Dawson Big Tits of the Day

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Rosario Dawson’s lawyer hit me up just a month or two ago to take down some nude pics of her that were leaked…because she’s slutty and doesn’t want you to know it…

Then girl goes ahead and posts this video of herself, her crotch, her panties, all topless and that confuses me…considering…they are all sluts I get it…I GET IT..

I’ve heard stories about this one, who I guess just figured out that slutty internet behavior is the only way to matter, kind of like slutty once was, only not behind closed doors….

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Katy Perry in Bikini Looking Piggy in a Bikini of the Day

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What a pig…

Katy Perry is disgusting…and she is in a bikini…

I saw these pictures yesterday and I am still recovering because I find her a fucking monster…and that may be more than just hating her sloppy tits and her sloppy body that she’s pretending she’s in empowering….because I love sloppy tits….

I think the hate stems from her entitled face, winning at life face, because she’s evil…and illuminati shit..being brainwashed into listening to her shitty music…they make us listen to the radio…and I know the words to her songs and don’t listen to the radio or actively listen to her…but know her lyrics that aren’t very inspiring by the way…and that is some fucked up shit..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Kylie and Kendall Keep Whoring of the DAy

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Kylie in GQ, Kendall is posting shameless under titty panty pics, together they are pushing bikinis and the whole thing would be offensive if you weren’t into how influential they are, how much product they sell to kids who don’t need their products, but who are just mindless half retards medicated and confused, and more importantly, if you hated everything they represent, even though thanks to them kids want to be useless, sex dolls, models, and other nonsense….while I appreciate them pushing her face injections, plastic surgery and willingness to get naked….great times…always..but not really because it is boring.

SO MUCH GARBAGE ALL IN ONE POST

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Charlize Theron’s Nipples in Some Bra Outfit of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

She’s also in some blockbuster in some sports bra bullshit that is designer…pretty bold…pretty edgy…not as edgy as when she was a nude model and playing the scene fucking random dudes…back when you probably jerked off to her, unless you’re like me, and you jerked off to her during the filming of MONSTER….

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Pervert on Woman’s Ass with Elbow and Other Videos of the Day

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Nicely Timed Armed Robbery

Healthy Man of the Day

Wedding Guest Shoots Little Girl By Accident

Bobcat VS Man and Dog in a Residential Area

Big Rig Driver of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

18

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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No matter how many times you tell a woman you’ve masturbated to her tits, she’ll never really full appreciate it, partially because women are spoiled brats who take everything for granted because they are entitled, but also because she’s creeped out by you because she’s the lifeguard at the local pool, barely 18, and not used to dudes telling her they jerk off to their tits, at least not old, fat, sleep apnea suffering, dudes near death…I’m sure her little boyfriends at the college gangbang tell her all the time…because AGEISM is real people.

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Katy Perry Eating Chicken in a Bikini Again Because It’s Repulsive.
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The Best French Bull Dog Video of the Day
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The Babes for Trump are Still Shamlessly Fame Whoring…
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Crazy BBC Weatherman of the Day
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Some Star Wars Last Jedi Bullshit for the Nerds – because Disney Owns Your Soul
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Vanessa Hudgens – Sports Bra Getting Coffee
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Text and Walk – the Documentary
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Awesome Pussy Spread…
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R. Kelly Sex Cult Update….
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