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2017

14

Jul

Big Old Adriana Lima Probably Pregnant of the Day

Adriana Lima, like all models, is pretty fucking big, only unlike all models, she’s old and a mom and clearly filled out from her younger model days, because that’s what happens when women expire…

She’s still Adriana Lima, and her man probably gets high fives in the country club for scoring the model so many people have jerked off to, because she’s a good Catholic woman who whores herself as masturbation fodder in catalogs when not having babies out of wedlock, or getting divorces once in wedlock..

Point being, she’s probably pregnant again, based on how that New Kid on the Block looking motherfucker is grabbing at her stomach, he’s clearly saying “MY BABY inside my BABY”…or some “I said suck in your damn stomach the paparazzi are here and I don’t want everyone seeing I’m with expired bootleg Adriana Lima, look your best dammit, thats what I am paying your fucking Brazilian ass for, didn’t they teach you anything about escorting over at LIMITED BRANDS, the owner of Victoria’s Secret, Jesus Christ, yes JESUS like your savior you piss on everyday being the slut you are, put down that piece of cake”….

She’s still Adriana Lima..or a version of Adriana Lima…and it is in a bikini…

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Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Eva Longoria Foot Fetish on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t care for Eva Longoria, her acting, her divorce, the fact that massive black men ravaged her massive Vagina set on her small frame….her remarrying…her getting fat….

I don’t care that she’s a cunt, spoiled and raised white totally detached from the Mexican culture she comes from…..but conveniently Mexican when it comes to landing million dollar jobs she doesn’t deserve…and I sure as hell don’t care that she’s a traitor…who forget that her dad had to dig holes under borders before landing work to support her silver spooned life…

But people do…and I don’t fucking get it, they think she’s amazing, and incredible and good for society…and hot..and amazing…and it confuses me…

All this to say – SHE CAN’T FIGHT HER MEXICAN METABOLISM…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Olivia Munn Master Manipulator of the Day

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Hooker Olivia Munn….who slept her way around the industry….and convinced them to get her in movies after her claim to fame was hosting a show that Sara Jean Underwood also hosted….while Sara Jean Underwood is taking hooker pics to push her snapchat premium where she masturbates for perverts…while MUNN Is getting blockbuster hits…

The funniest thing about her is that she trolls, she’s not even in the new Xmen movie, yet she shows up to the city it is filming in and posts her doing karate with some local MMA chick to make the world think she’s in the movie…to troll…manipulate…and get herself into the movie from the social pressure of her fans that I am amazed she even has because she’s an old cunt in a world with new pussy…

Scams!

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Karolina Kurkova Bikini Bathing Suit for Hamptons Magazine of the Day

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Karolina Kurkova was once a top model, then she was a fat chick fired from Victoria’s Secret for being fat, then she disappeared, and found some rich guy she married…because love happens…for fat chicks…who get skinny again.

She’s Czech and thus a sex worker….not low level sex worker but no matter how you dice it…still a sex worker…there’s levels to this shit…

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Izabel Goulart Ass of the Day

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Izabel Goulart showing all you amateur bikini models….from instagram how to pose in a bikini…FROM BEHIND BABY….because that’s the only angle that matters…

She’s old, but has one of the fittest Brazilian model bodies, long, lean, muscular and breast implanted…and staring at her cunt from behind, covered by a thin piece of fabric….is all that matters…

Here’s more of her erotica:

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Posted in:Isabel Goulart|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne is alright….

I mean….for a slutty hot bodied “celebrity” slut….turned social media personality…exhibitionist because she’s been whored out by her family and now by herself…it’s nice to see BITCH GROW INTO HER OWN vagina I want to see spread.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Kirsten Dunst Shameless Panty Flash of the Day

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I guess Kirsten Dunst is happy to have crawled out of the booze and drug soaked coma she was in for a bunch of years, before making her comeback….as the actress with a skinny frame and huge tits, that match her huge tooth…because why else would she be collaborating with the wind to give the paparazzi a cute, cheeky, panty flash…..I mean I guess if she was still a mess, she’d be doing the exact same thing, you know this is just WHO Kirsten Dunst is…and I like it…

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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2017

14

Jul

Girl Losing Bathing Suit on Mechanical Bull of the Day

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Sometimes, the only thing that really matters is when you get to see a girl losing her bathing suit bottoms on a Mechanical Bull….because it reminds me of the shitty job I once had where I operated a Mechanical Bull at birthday parties, I am not even joking, it was one of the lowest of low points and sometimes the ghetto rental company needed operators to do more than just assemble the bull, but also operate it, and I’d be there rocking grannies, and hot teens, and basically everyone who got on it with the soul intent of making the cum….it was pre-sybian days…but it was magical….even when it was digusting…

I never got a girl naked or half naked on the bull…but I wished that I did…and for that reason alone…this is porn to me…

Posted in:Videos

2017

14

Jul

Olesya Rulin is a High School Musical Girl in a Bikini of the Day

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Who is Olesya Rulin?

She’s some High School Musical and High School Musical 2 and High School Musical 3 Disney chick…none of us have ever heard of…I guess she played a girl in the back of the room or the “excited nerd” or something recurring but not critical to the plot of the genius that is the high school musical franchise….

What’s next for Olesya Rulin?

Well, that bullshit is behind her, and she’s taking the right approach to carving her own identity in the world….through social media…for her fans….with pics like this….showing us just how diverse she is

WHAT IS THE ONLY WORK SHE HAS DONE IN THE LAST 3 YEARS?

Russian Meg Griffin…..in an episode of Family guy…

AMazing..