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2017

12

Jul

Elsie Hewitt for Treats! of the Day

Her name is Elsie Hewitt and she’s a get naked on the internet for validation, some level of celebrity, putting a good use of her big tits, that will line her up with sugar daddies…because she’s not getting corporate brands attached to this shit…but she is getting high class escort agencies like Treats!, the company Ryan Seacrest uses for pussy, because when you’re in LA and need your rent paid, you have options…

This is part of their backpages….weird attempt at being creative…

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2017

12

Jul

Alyssa Milano in a Bikini of the Day

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Alyssa Milano is in a bikini….

I don’t find that very erotic….I was never a fan….and Alyssa Milano isn’t really a fan of mine…not that she gives a fuck about me, but she has blocked me on all her social media after telling me that I’m pretty much the fucking worst…for mocking her hairy arms…along with every other site…I am a victim…singled out….because she has hairy arms…something she shouldn’t have given into and got lasered off…because empowerment…female empowerment…instead of giving into the patriarchy…

I don’t know why I am posting this. She’s a broken down mom….but it happened. Take it in….

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2017

12

Jul

Jessica Biel in Marie Claire Dressed Slutty of the DAy

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Jessica Biel is dressed slutty enough in a magazine despite being a married mom with nothing to do with her time because she’s just been the number one fan of Justin Timberlake since she first tricked him into bedding her and her entire existence has been working around his schedule to get what she wants…SUPER FAN….

Well, now she’s out there, trying to get some buzz around her before it’s too late, and she expires….because she may have that divorce settlement and child support…but some bitches like to have their own money, or have a go at their own career, or have get a little buzz…to try to make her husband fuck her again…but she’s missing on important thing..a penis…because lets face it…Justin Timberlake’s a gay.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2017

12

Jul

Emma Stern Nielsen in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Emma Stern Nielsen, a model I’ve followed on instagram but didn’t realize I followed on instagram, in a campaign for some bathing suit company….,from Australia that has been around forever….

I find her hot. That’s all I have to say about that…

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2017

12

Jul

Berit Birkeland Pussy of the Day

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Berit Birkeland can be found on INSTAGRAM …because she’s the lovely kind of instagram model who gets naked or topless in photoshoots in efforts to grow her instagram…something that I guess is working for her, as she’s in topless pics that are circulating, but something that is also so fucking lame…when discussing what she does for work…”I do instagram”….

You can also see her pussy in these pics…magical….

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2017

12

Jul

FEMEN VS WOODY ALLEN LIKE HE’S ARIANAN GRANDE and Other Videos of the Day

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And They Say McDonald’s Isn’t Classy Family Restaurant

Suicide of the Day To Keep You Inspired….

Girl Knows She’s Being Filmed While Giving a Handy

McDonald’s Robbery

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

12

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I think I should start a podcast because I say some of the dumbest shit every throughout the day and night – but totally forget it by the time I am supposed to write nonsense about nothing anyone cares about – because it is a habit….you know to write negative commentary on egotistical cunts that does nothing to improve the world…well it also happens in conversation ALL the time…and by the time I’m done saying it I usually forget..

Like when I was talking to a girl about something perverted, her dentist appoitment, birth control, cumming in pussy everytime I bang, possibly rape and other RIVETING topics…I said something that made myself laugh and I thought…I should use that to inspire people…and to even land a book deal because it’s so clever…and within 3 mintues…I forgot it…

I guess I should post this nonsnse….

Amanda Seyfried Digs Deep for Injustice
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THE WATERMELON NEGRONI
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Gayest Billboard of the Day
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Vince Vaughn is Rich
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Anna Faris Yellow Bikini
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Compressed Air Cannon in Slow Motion
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Leo and Some Young Models
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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LOVE ME LIKE MY MOM NEVER DID….WITH YOUR BREASTS!

My new expression no one understands or cares about is “this reminds me of the scene is GHOST where I masturbate to Patrick Swayze cuz he’s not dead”…..because no one seems to know what GHOST is. I only talk to 20 year olds.

But I figure it’s not gay to have a Patrick Swayze fetish…because he is dead…Like the name of his most riveting performance….he’s just a Ghost and ghosts have no gender….

Not that humans have GENDERS….we are all one gender and I tell people my pronoun is “Expecting Mother”…for the parking spots at the mall…for Expecting mothers and who are they to tell me I AM NOT ONE….

No one cares what I have to say –

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Breast Feeding Youtuber Defends Fucking While Breastfeeding
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Kendall Jenner – Bikini
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Willis Sister Pubic Hair
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Trump Snub Lands Woman and Three Book Deal
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Curb your Enthusiasm – Date Announcement
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Mena Suvari Hot Tits
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Body Cam Footage of Shia LaBeouf’s Arrest
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Sex Worker – Genevieve Morton Naked
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Ashton Kutcher is FUcking Fat Mila Kunis
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Kendall Jenner – See Through
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Miranda Kerr is Alive
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Peeing in the Pool is Dangerous
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McGregor VS Mayweather
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ANA BRAGA ANUS
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Heidi Klum Long Legs
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Sarah Hyland Freakish Face
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10 Hours of Walking in NYC with a Soccer Ball
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Lego’s Stopmotion Spiderman
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Suki Waterhouse Legs
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini
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Ashanti Thick in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson is Dating a 38 Year Old
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Jasmin Walia – Bikini
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James Woods Settles Suit Against a Dead Man
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Chick with Great tits and a Spread Asshole
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Big Tit – Bikini Strip
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Huge Asian Tits
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Big Hanger Tits
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Tits in Arbys
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Girl Pulls Dress OVer Her Head
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Pussy Rub
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Asshole Fidget SPinner
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Naked in the Changing Room
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A Little Jennifer Lawrence See Through
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Horror Porn is Fucked
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

11

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick as fuck and for some reason, I love it…

I didn’t care about Hilary Duff when she young and hot…but the older, mom, strong thigh rubbing together, while on the beach on all fours, with some sloppy hard nipple tit, middle aged Hilary Duff is PORN to me…

I imagine the hockey team fucking her with her ex billionaire hockey player, then all the various men she has around fucking her because they are on payroll and she’s a broken child star sex addict who likes owning her cock….and her size and strength make me think her ability to take some real abuse sexually…and it’s magical.

I have no idea why I am into this but I am so happy she’s in a bikini….I blame the illuminati…or the marketing people at Disney who created her…who knows….

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

11

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lingerie, I mean if you can call Victoria’s Secret Lingerie, I am sure trailer trash in Texas or really any middle of the road neighborhood in the USA, would consider it Lingerie, it kind of looks like lingerie, it just smells like made in China Chemicals that are probably leading into pussy and tits like you want to, causing pussy and tit cancer…

That said, Ambrosio is one of their promo models who has made a lot with them and I am wondering if her fake tits were a tax write off, or if she just let some rich dude pay for them…

The reason I am into these pics are not the young yungs next to her, but the bent over in bikini pic, always a fetish…GOOD times…