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2023

18

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning of the Day

In barely important news, the sex worker who doesn’t know she is a sex worker, because she was endorsed by a high volume mall underwear company, making her think she was special, legitimate, and a natural talent with all the sex she had with important people who advanced her career…Heidi Klum, a German favorite, despite the whole history of Nazism, which is potentially the reason her tits still look this good at her old as fuck mom of many run through by all kinds of dick, assuming they are real..EUGENICS….

So while thinking she’s so clever, funny, compelling, talented, as a set of tits and as a TV HOST or TV producer, since she even has some shows under her thong strap….she’s also realized that as an old, menopausal, titty model, it’d make sense to bust out the tits the European way for the paparazzi, because it will generate some attention, turn her on and show off that her tits are defying the laws of aging….which is weird but not werid enough to not stare at them….like the blessing they are…

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2023

18

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s not the panty style, it’s the pussy being suffocated in said panties that matters….a gross bitch is a gross bitch no matter what her panties look like…if that pussy be stinking and discharging acidic bacterial infections that I’m still adventurous enough to do at least a minimal taste test since it is still a vagina….it doesn’t matter what style underwear she has on, even if she should probably be airing that shit out…

For those who deal in hot chicks, not rotting out crackwhore shit, they’ll know that a hot chick in granny panties is still a hot chick, despite the shameful pantyline….

So stop hating on panties and start hating on the bitch in the panties…..for not having sex with you….

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2023

18

Aug

Britney Spears is Speaking in Code of the Day

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Britney Spears is apparently going through a divorce, which means her actor husband who we all assume is just her handler’s contract is finally up, so he can take the money and run, or at least use his celebrity as being Britney’s husband to get him more acting gigs, so that all his acting dreams can come true, and he can live his fit pit boy at the gay pool parties in Palm Springs dreams to the fullest…he’s pretty fucking gay.

I am of the conspiracy that Britney is dead or institutionalized and that they are posting old content, replacement / body double content, or even just an AR filter because it’s the internet and you can easily manipulate the minds of the masses who want to believe.

I do not believe that she’s free and I do read into her weird ass content posts as some cryptic retard shit, which could just be a crazy Britney that they want us to believe is crazy so that when they kill her off everyone saw it coming, or it could just be Britney trolling us because she’s bored, it is possible she has access to her social media and runs it like a cat mom in her 40s who works as cashier in Louisiana…but it’s hardly as fun than it being a cog in the satanic agenda’s matrix….

I would assume if I was Britney Spears, along with masturbating in front of the mirror, possibly on video for the fans, maybe even launching an OnlyFans…I’d take my freedom to far more fun adventures than sitting in her ugly ass mansion….if you’re going to be crazy while crashing and burning, make it fun…

Here’s her weird cryptic posts:

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2023

18

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday on a Friday of the Day

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I am a fucking dinosaur, who may have found the internet a fun level of escapism back in the 90s and early 2000s, where I could distract myself from my shitty life with random smut, tits, pussy, and SLUTS who would send me self produced content of that nature….

But I’ve always been a detach from the matrix, don’t fall into the trap of societal norms motherfucker, and the internet, which was once underground, the wild west, off the radar and hilarious to troll motherfuckers on, is now the McDonalds, Pop Music mainstream, which goes against everything I’ve ever believed…

So I’ve been about that OFFLINE life, because offline is more my vibe, sitting on a computer is gay as shit…

The fun, the adventures and misadventures, the tits and the ass, the drunken nights ending up in ditches all happen when the computer is thrown in the fucking river…..

Most importantly, the bikini cameltoes of spread legged women in skimpy bikinis at the park, or public pool happen offline…in real life in a far more exciting way than a try hard shameless selfie of the shit…

Like last night at the taco stand, a young hot mom in bike shorts came in for some enchiladas and her shorts were pulled up that pussy so hard I felt I saw the afterbirth of the 2 year old baby she was pulling around in a wagon….

The cameltoe is everywhere, it’s real, and you only need the internet to tell these women it’s OK to TOE, BECAUSE the real fun happens when the TOE is found out in the wild….we are hunter gatherers you know….

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2023

18

Aug

Try Hard Dove Cameron’s Freakish Goth Face with No Eyebrows of the Day

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We get it Dove Camerons, you’re some dark and edgy rich kid from the Disney Channel, who was likely put through some pretty abusive shit in her career as a rich kid from Disney living out her mom’s dreams, assuming she’s not from one of their subterranean cloning labs, which I don’t.

Now she’s all gothic and rock and roll, maybe even satanic and looking like some kind of demon out of a horror movie, or just some alien whore from a Sci-Fi movie, just human enough to not feel like you’re dick’s going to get eating off by her alien cunt…

All black haired and weird platform boot, with a tit hanging out of a bikini top, with no eyebroes and what looks like some KLINGON forehead prosthetic, which obviously you TREK nerds that I know exist will probably cum all over your gamer chairs because pathetic, virgin, almost kissed a girl once, it’s not your fault, it’s AUTISM…

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2023

18

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday on a Friday of the Day

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I’ve been lazy as shit this week, which I figure is some character actor’s approach to their subject, which in this case is the plight of the fat chick, not the flight of the fat chick, because the flight of the fat chick is terrifying for the poor bastard sitting next to her on the plane, or for the small plane pilot loading her into his plane like she’s Aaliyah’s luggage in the Bahamas, before plummeting from the heavens their untimely deaths…not the fat chick cares, seeing as she’s already ready for that untimely death..

So in preparation of this post, I have eaten some cake to get my blood sugar all wonky, I’ve been lazy as shit staring at the fucking screen all day, doing some online shopping in hopes it triggers some happiness while being so miserable, just not as happy as eating that cake, until after eating the cake, only to scroll on social media and leave mean comments on skinny girl’s profiles…

You see fat-chicking is a way of life.

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2023

17

Aug

Rumer Willis Nude of the Day

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Rumer Willis is pretty bold, not because she’s posting a post pregnancy nude to the internet like some kind of low level whore, showing off her milk filled mom tits, while her shredded baby stomach hangs over her thighs…..

She’s pretty bold because she keeps her weirdly modified face in the frame, you know if you’re going to get naked on the instagram, you don’t need the face in on the action, especially when the face has been branded a “Baked Potato” looking face…

I like to think of her as evidence that when a woman with a lot of plastic surgery has a kid, the kid comes out looking like the woman probably looked before her plastic surgery, bringing the baby daddy the ugly kid surprise with a little “WHOOPS, I forgot to tell you, I’m fake as fuck but my WOMB doesn’t lie because you can’t plastic surgery your kid in the womb to live up to the lie”…OOPS!!!

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2023

17

Aug

Rita Ora Shows Off 1/4 Ass of the Day

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Married and old Rita Ora is still trying to bring it, some would argue she’s trying harder now than ever before because she knows that the end of the road is near for her and she hasn’t quite hit that superstar fame she was originally slated for, instead she’s seen all these other cunts she probably hates and sees as being less talented than her make it, from DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA her fellow ALBANIAN refugees who made it, to CARDI B and her WET ASS PUSSY that I am sure is probably WET for reasons we wouldn’t want to know, like infections…..to LIZZO who as a fat girl locked into being fat as it is her brand, despite fat shaming her dancers when making them eat bananas out of VAGINAS….even CHARLI XCX is a bigger deal than RITA ORA who has been trying really hard at all the events with those rockin tits…

Well, in keeping on the trying to make it she’s out here showing her ass, just not full ass, only 1/4 ass which doesn’t make you 1/4 the whore, so you might as well just show full ass, since the 1/4 ass is as scandalous as the full ass, only more enraging for not showing the full ass..

Showing 1/4 ass makes you just as much of a shameless exhibitionist whore, maybe even more of a whore, because you’re annoying about not showing the rest of the ass..JERK

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2023

17

Aug

Fishnet Friday on a Thursday of the Day

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I just posted a Miley Cyrus in fishnets post, realizing that I didn’t do my FISHNET FRIDAY last week, which isn’t fair to the FISHNET fetishists out there.

Plus, FISHNETS are for everyday not just FRIDAYS, because girls are whores EVERYDAY not on FRIDAYS…they are accessible and exciting and not just for fat blue haired fat non binary lesbians who don’t identify as lesbians but some alternative sexuality like PAN sexual whilst in some POLYAMOROUS relationship with various levels of boyfriends, girlfriends, theyfriends, at various levels of sex with each, knowing they are all as freakishly weird as the main fat fuck neuro-divergant autistic allergic to everything weak genetic freak..

FISHNETS can be for regular old fashioned hot chicks trying to sex up their content or lives too….

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2023

17

Aug

Miley Cyrus Fishnets of the Day

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It’s not Fishnet Friday, but MILEY CYRUS doesn’t care, because MILEY is the master of her world, at least she probably believes that because the people who actually own her have coded her to believe that she’s the brains of the operation and not the mind controlled puppet doing what she’s supposed to be doing to influence and shape a whole bunch of people who are into everything Miley Cyrus because they are just as brainwashed as she is.

This is for some promo shit, her face looks a little too edited and thus terrifying and AI, but she’s flirty with the shirt strap hanging off her shoulder, all big mouthed and big eyed ready for you to jerk off to her.

I prefer her nude work that inspired a generation of women to get nude on the internet like a TUMBLR chick…..

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