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2017

06

Jul

Michelle Monaghan in a Bikini of the Day

She’s 40, from True Detective and some other shit that probably doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of the world, but that the media will make you think matters to distract you from real issues, and to keep you fucking dumb……

She’s in a bikini, not just in a bikini, she’s taking pics of herself in a bikini and uploading them to her social media to show off her bikini because she’s got a hot body amd it is a hot body…and for me to say she’s got a hot body….is massive because at 40…that doesn’t happen…ever….

Making Michelle Monaghan some kind of freak…but not too freakish to shamelessly self promote her half nakedness..

Posted in:Michelle Monaghan|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Bella Thorne Ass in her USA Bathing Suit of the Day

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I guess I should have posted this Bella Thorne for America bathing suit butt shot picture yesterday or the day before, you know to be fucking current and on top of these idiots like I actually care, when really I just post this shit for you ….the last of the losers too retarded to hunt through social media to find shit to jerk off to on your own….

Using me as some kind of fluffer who finds this shit eventually and posts it with a useless commentary on mainstream idiots that are totally uninteresting, not even that hot, all while getting paid heavy….

It’s pretty fucking dull, but just think how pathetic I must feel taking time, not much time, but time to put this nonsense together when all we care about is ass…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

06

Jul

Bathing Suit Rips off and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Jerks off Boyfriend in Public

Grizzly Charges at Truck

Bride’s Helicopter Crash that Killed Her of the DAy

Anal Bleaching How To of the Day

Dad Sets up Sex Tent to Catch Predators Who Want to Fuck His Daughter…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I woke up at 6 in the morning and instead of doing something productive, like try to make money to buy myself shit like sugar babies…

I just texted every girl I came across on instagram, snap, tinder, my imessages because I have an apple as I am current, now, trendy…..this important message…

“You give my morning erection a reason to live”

But….the truth is…I didn’t have a morning erection….I’m so tricky…with my creeping…but not creepy or sneaky enough…because not one of the sluts took the bait, felt flattered and sent me pussy pics…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
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Fat Sugar Momma of the Day
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Cosplay Sluts..
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News Anchor Fails
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Weird Nipple Slip in Cannes
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How to Make 2 Player Pinball
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Jennifer Lawrence See Through Slut Outfit
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Bella Hadid Model Nipples.
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2017

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The move of the day is to fuck a random hooker, take a picture of her nasty asshole with your unprotected dick in her rank pussy, and caption it “wish you were her”…and send it to every girl you want to fuck…let them know you get pussy…it will impress them knowing you get laid and despite hating on the move, they’ll like how bold you are and probably won’t fuck you regardless, she may never talk to you again, but she’ll appreciate the gesture, even if she never admits it…and that is today’s lesson in romance…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Naked Celine Dion
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J.Law Nips in Paris
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Shay Mitchel Slutty in People
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Kelly Clarkson is Fat as Fuck
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HeroesCon 2017 Cosplay Video
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Baby Elephant Can’t Stand While Learnign to Walk
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Olivia Munn – Slut in a Bathing Ssuit
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Shay Mitchell Nipples
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Caroline Vreeelnad Big Tits
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Manateee Follows Canoe
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Cindy Bruna – Nip Slip
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Mila Jovovich for Fashion
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Police Join the Slip N’ Slide
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Lohan Wants Everyone to be Nicer to Trump
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Kirsten Dunst Tits for Fashion
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Baby Elelphant Video Again…
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Demi Lovato Ass
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New Characters in Game of Thrones
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Lottie Moss – SLUT
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Bella Hadid – Nipples
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Kelly Brook Fat Face / Fat Tits
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Andrew Garfield – is Gay
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Paris Hilton is the Queen of Ibiza
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Slutty Celebs on Instagram
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Nina Dobrev Picking Up Dog Shit
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Big the Company Behind the Pen
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Rat Cow’s Bullshit Tits PRevent Her From Getting Work
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Kim Garner – SLut in a Bikini – Hot Body
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Cara Delevingne Nips in Paris
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Rat Cow – Tits in a Black Dress Doing Fashion
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Pics from inside the Abandoned Costa Concordia Cruise Ship – COOL
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Boobs Busting Out of a Dress
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Spread Pussy Redhead
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Knife Masturbation
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Alexandra Daddario Tits Busting Out
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Naked Teens
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Cam Whore Meltdown Comp
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Filmed in a Stall Changing Clothes….
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ALi Rose Stripping Next to a Fountain
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Hot Girl Sitting on Faces
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Compilation of Public Sex
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VIVID THROWBACK PORN BLOOPERS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO PART 2
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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2017

05

Jul

Jennifer Lawrence in Men’s Underwear VS Natalie Portman Cleavage for Fashion of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is rumored to have herpes that she got from Chris Martin, which means that Gwyneth Paltrow has herpes, and really everyone in Hollywood has herpes because they are all vapid narcissists with too much time on their hands, money in their banks, who choose to fuck unprotected because condoms are for pussies, and sick people and take away from the romance…

I would have assumed she had herpes long before, maybe from being friends with SCHUMER, or while dating the countless old dudes she’s dated….

She’s out in men’s underwear, a big deal for weirdos with women in men’s underwear fetishes…it’s FASHION people and you can see her uneventful over paid ass…

I would say she’s an awkward, uninteresting, garbage celebrity, but her nudes force me to like her for her tits and level of exhibitionism….but I will say, she’s not a great actress, just a lot of hype and proof that Hollywood is a scam that chooses some people to keep budgets high, as there is no way people are drawn into seats to see this bitch…it’s not like she’s THE ROCK….or something….

Either way she’s so fashionable in her designer pervert wear…as her super important ass lives it up as a celebrity…exciting.

She also has nipples and no bra – like most girls….at an event…

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Natalie Portman was also at the same event for Fashion week, probably getting paid…rocking some titty so I’ll just throw it into this post cuz who cares about doing another post….I mean that’s too much effort…for such insignificant dog shit..

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Lindsay Lohan is on the Beach of the Day

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These Lindsay Lohan old in a one piece rocking some iconic round tits, tits so good Em Rat Cow went to the same surgeon, are pornographic to me….

They are also a week old, but I am just seeing them now, since there’s a lot going on in the world that I barely pay attention to, and some expired goddess I’ve been tracking for decades is just too time consuming for me…I am a lazy Lohan Stalker, but remain a fan because I am emotionally attached to this barely living legend…and her round tits…

Her pasty skin, her mangled face, her freckles I once wanted to connect with a marker / my semen / to make art….is all I’d want it to be all these years later….

Her ass non existent in her shorts, her life is as luxurious as Tara Reids….

Brilliant….and a reminder that the world is a wonderful fucking place…whiler he upper thigh bruise is a reminder that she’s still a good time….

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Kylie Jenner Nipples for V Magazine of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a monster…some Frankenstein shit..put together in the pool house turned Plastic Surgery office where her dad got his pussy built…because some dads build old classic cars in the garage, other dads build furniture, some dads fuck the mistress in the garage, while her dad, or who we assume is her dad but who probably isn’t because she’s a Kim Klone, made from Kim DNA, gets his dick folded inside out to match his tits…weird…

Well, turns out his daughter’s got TITS of her own and she’s showing them in a magazine…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2017

05

Jul

Alexis Ren Fucks the Haters and the Hackers of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a ridiculous fucking body.

Whether she matters or ACTUALLY exists despite her massive amount of followers on social media which is actually where people exist nowadays and not in person…you see she could be a russian spam bot or someone’s cleaver 3D digital art and not even real…that’s the kind of social media influencer I want to see run around in a bikini for attention – or in this case topless by the pool as she lives the good life, probably on someone else’s dime, because where there is a woman with followers on social media who looks like this, fake tits and all, there’s a line-up of creepy dudes willing to fuck em at any cost….ROMANCE IS NOT DEAD..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

05

Jul

Rob Kardashian Blac Chyna Revenge Porn Scandal of the DAy

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I don’t care about Kardashian bullshit that is either all staged nonsense or just silly for the sake of being silly….but I do love REVENGE PORN of hooker type women who apparently fucked another dude in Rob Kardashian’s bed, leading to him posting her shitty nudes, nudes you’d expect to be better, if she was really a sex worker you know…

I get college girls sending me better and more hardcore shit…

Here’s the captions with the images, I didn’t bother reading them but they could be lols if you care.

1 – Whoa that’s crazy u let me cum inside u and then another man do the same in the same bed and the same robe and everything in the house where I pay 16K rent. Sheesh. And so u know she had her butt reduced but I know it still looks wild

2- This is a pic Chyna just sent me before she fucked another man in her house with my baby in the house and her son in the house. And for all u wondering why her damn nipples are so damn big thats cuz she had surgery after the baby was born on our anniversary January 25th that I paid 100K for and they really messed up on her nipples. Them shits used to be so cute and now they so damn big !

3- And this the dude that posted a pic in the same bed Chyna and I made our baby in. The house that I pay for. That robe i prob paid for. Imma send u messages from this dude asking to link with me or he gonna expose Chyna if I don’t help him get money cuz he can’t handle the bills to take care of Chyna. Lol. I pay lambo. Ferrari. Down payment on the rolls. Downpayment on your moms car. I pay your mother since u won’t even call your own mother back in months. I prob spent a million alone in the past 2 months. 90K necklaces. 70K watch. The Ferrari that u pretend u got yourself. Chyna I hope U find help and to this corn ball , u thirsty as fuck for hitting me and begging to link with me and if I don’t help u get money then u gonna expose Chyna. Bro go back to your son who is at home instead u out here fucking someone that everyone fucks including me. Lol. Clown. She everybody’s and it’s been that way. The disrespect in the bed that my baby daughter lays in. Chyna u literally lost on this one.

4- This is from Chyna yesterday to me. I never been so disrespected in my life. I just bought her 250K of jewelry yesterday. This woman is so disrespectful and I don’t care

WHO cares – but whore pussy is fun…

Posted in:Blac Chyna|Black Chyna