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2017

05

Jul

Pixie Lott in a Bikini of the DAy

Pixie Lott is some UK popster and she’s got an amazing ass….and that’s all I have to say about that…because sometimes a picture of a great ass is more interesting than me writing words no one reads about my relationship with Pixie Lott, her songs I can’t think of or feel like I’ve never heard, and the fact that her name reminds me of a french hooker who I met in a lap dance booth at a strip club who gave me Chlamydia thanks to putting my dick in her rancid mouth, because just because she called herself a Pixie didn’t mean she wasn’t a dirty fucking whore…

You know…stick to the ass pics…

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2017

05

Jul

Ashley Benson is Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Benson is fucking sloppy….I’ve been saying it for as long as she’s existed on my radar that her tits are big, and thus the rest of her will be soft, because never have I met a set of natural big tits on a firm body after that body hits 22 years old, it’s like what was once taught and lovely, becomes a sloppy cesspool of shit….and that’s not to say Benson isn’t tight bodied, tight pussied, I mean I can’t tell from these pics, I’m just looking at the waddle of her neck as she huffs on smokes and overall repulses me…because I am stronger than just tits, tits can’t suck me in a bring me down, I can see the flaws surrounding the tits, unless the tits are in my face, in which case I suck em, but when they are young starlet tits I’ve never met…I can point and laugh and say…look how piggish that girl has become…so much potential but just hates the gym..in this fat positive world we are in…she can still win…and I guess in a way she is….

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2017

05

Jul

Bella Thorne Bathing Suit Dance of the Day

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Bella Thorne fucking irritates me. Her low level slutty behavior is boring and the kind of cockteasing shit that gets a bitch raped…

Girls hate when you blame raping them on cockteasing, you know the pay with fire, push us to our limit, make us break so that all reason is out the window, causing us to react in a pull their panties down and shove our dick in them like the CAVEMEN we are actually coded to be, not this refined moral code, sophistication we pretend to be, because we are fucking primates..

I am not saying it’s OK to rape girls who cocktease or that it’s an excuse, but I’m not about to lock myself in a basement with a serial killer with a weapon and a thirst for blood..it is just irresponsible…

Not that Bella Thorne needs to be responsible, she’s got money and people who look out for her to make sure her cockteasing doesn’t go too far positioning her as too sleazy for the youth, even though the youth are exposed to so much sleaze everyday.

Her stripper dance…boring…her raver hipster look…disgusting..but her tits on her fit young body are ok….

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2017

05

Jul

Madeleine Vall Beijner Topless of the Day

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Apparently Madeleine Vall Beijner is in the New Wonder Woman Movie and apparently these are her tits….at the beach looking relatively masculine…and even disgusting…because women built like little tanks don’t excite me…and when they are all tattooed up…I’m even less about them…even if a little she’s fit and can kick the fuck out of me since she’s a pro fighter offers some level of excitement…it is not the kind I can jerk off to, but I have a feeling you can because you’re a fucking homo closet case..

Yummy leathery fake tan – old man in Florida wearing a speedo shit…erotic…

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2017

05

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if watching Nicole Scherzinger age in a bikini is all that amazing..

She’s a Pussy Cat Doll who went onto have her own career because the world was easier to manipulate back then, and they’d follow you anywhere you went if you had low level song and dance talent…and you released easy to digest fast food music that made a lot of people rich off the low level of expectations society has as a whole.

I do now that she’s in a bikini aging and that I am not convinced she’s not actually a man.

Good ass though, I mean older or not, she’s a dancer and dancers have muscle memory, strong legs and ass, that make it ok to jerk off to, even if they have testicles they tuck strategically into their pink bikini, that is pink of a reason, you know to drive home that she’s actually feminine to the same retards who listen to her music….I mean if she was a man she’d totally be in a blue bikini…DIVERSION….masterful…

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2017

05

Jul

Sara Jean Underwood for the Fourth of July Slutting of the DAy

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Sara Jean Underwood is a good time….

She’s a girl who knows her place and who can keep on milking it despite being old and washed up – it’s wonderful…

Her body at 35, even after being destroyed by SEACREST, just keeps on bringing the goods, in a she’s been doing this for 10 years, the 10,000 hour rule of slut, and is a fucking pro, in all ways you’d expect….and I fucking love her ass…I mean..it’s great…and I love her branding…also great…keep up the good work, doing instagram low level, shameless and RIGHT…

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2017

05

Jul

Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

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I forgot Christina Aguilera existed even though she’s the biggest thing ever….I don’t follow her on social media…even though she was my favorite of the 90s poptarts…

She’s not as fat as she used to be, but her tits are still fat and above all she’s Christina Aguilera and even though her voice was grating on my fucking nerves like some nails on the chalkboard shit…she still mattered…her little frame…her broken childhood….her implants…her edgy slutty phase…

I was convinced that I would fuck her in my lifetime, I even made a bet with a friend that before I die – I will bang Christina Aguilera….I am not dead now, but like everything in life, I never really pursued that dream that really faded quick, because who the fuck cares about Christina Aguilera, except for the people getting paid by Christina Aguilera, like the men she owns and marries….

But it’s nice to see she’s whoring out on her social media I don’t even follow….because I am nostalgic…

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2017

05

Jul

Ashley TIsdale’s Aggressive Butt Shot of the Day

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The great thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she’s got a busted face. She knows that she’s not cute and that this whole acting thing where she played the hot chick was all a scam and just a testament to how bad writing and bad acting can divert people’s attention from the fact that a solid 6 is playing a 10….

She’s tried to get surgery, she probably fills her face, she sits in the gym all day because she knows body is better than face because you can always put a bitch on all fours and she knows…if you take a butt shot….your face becomes invisible…magical…and invisible….best magic trick ever….well not quite as good as hiding the cured meat in your cunt…but in the same realm of lovely…

GOOD job Tisdale.

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2017

05

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

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January Jones posted some pics of her single mom tits in a bathing suit – that is properly suited for bathing suit for an old bitch like January Jones….in a world where old ladies seem to think the Two Pieces are the answer…when really one pieces can be just as hot if the torso is long enough and jacks up into their cunts…cunts that in January Jones case have been cummed inside by a rich guy who remained anonymous but who probably pays his child support because as you know Hollywood is a place where creepy married rich dudes get to fuck the tits they cast in movies…it’s just how it works…

People are apparently into her tits…so here it is…

Call me modern, updated, new age, innovative, ahead of the curve, into young slutty chicks…where cleavage doesn’t quite excite me…you see I wasn’t raised mormon, in the church or as an arab, I was not raised in the 1940s and 1950s where people were conservative…I’m the throat fucking generation…and like my whores to whore….call me crazy…because I am crazy…

Either way, some shameless fourth of july good excuse to post tits tits….

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2017

05

Jul

Sarah Hyland Crotch Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is the weird looking, skinny version of Ariel Winter who looks nothing like Ariel Winter, but is equally shameless because I guess the execs of their very expensive TV show put a seminar together on how to generate some buzz online, so that people fall into their trap and tune into their show, even though no one watches TV anymore….otherwise why would both be on the shameless slutty mission…could it be that the sex worker who plays their mom on the show taught them her tricks at winning at life? I guess we’ll never know..

But we do know that Ariel Winter, like most fat sisters, is clearly eating all the craft services food off Sarah Hyland’s plate…that or this one’s just some premature freak who is aging super strange, like her parents put her on hormone therapy to keep her young…

WHO knows..this Bud’s for you…

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