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2017

03

Jul

Bella Thorne in a Bath for America of the Day

Bella Thorne is Living the All American Dream…

From a pawn to one of the most evil corporations in the world…>DISNEY…masked with puppets and other kid friendly shit all used to brain wash the youth with their evil agenda….

To instagram slut getting tons of likes, an absurd amount of likes, the sluttier an racier she goes…

Like she’s from the Miley Cyrus school of celebrity…go Disney, Go Dark, Go Slutty Raver Hip Drug User….settle down…all while people throw money at you, despite not being that great….WONDERFUL lesson to teach the youth I want to be jerking off to in future years on their 18th birthdays – Someoene’s gotta do it.

This is some photoshoot no one cares about, but she’s in the bath always a must pre eating ass.

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2017

03

Jul

Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon is the all American Dream…or scam…depending on how you look at a chubby southern girl who played the southern angle to get a movie role that led to her getting knocked up by the heart throb star, only to force him into marrying her, ruining his career, and taking her career to the next level of wholesome, despite the fact that she was fucking her agent, who she ended up marrying, and who now her kids call dad, because she’s Hollywood, and anyone in Hollywood is a vapid, garbage, human with no moral code besides feeding their egos, their wallets, their uteruses, and I guess their big fat bellies that shouldn’t be in bathing suits for any damn photoshoots…becuase it’s terrifying but it happened…for America.

She’s a monster…for America but at least she’s old and rich….and doesn’t need to be hot or tight…like she pretty much never was….

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Posted in:Resse Witherspoon|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is the all American dream…..at least she looks like the American dream, if the American dream was build like someone who moves fridges for a living…l

Her legs are jacked, on some power lifter at the gym, possibly a pro skier, or anything else that can crush Watermelons while you jerk off…like some kind of Fourth of July Fetish you should all have.

I don’t know why…but I find her hot in her later years, maybe it’s my new found love for thick strong legs after jerking off the that Cross Fit documentary twice…all those grunts and heavy lifting…or maybe it’s just Hilary Duff’s ability to suffocate me by smothering my face with her child star, pile of money, pervert used by the Hockey Team…pussy…I dig it…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

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ALessandra Ambrosio still looks good…and you have to appreciate a woman who still maintains her bikini model contract and body…because she doesn’t take shit for granted like a lazy American would…you know all entitled…

This one was taken out of the slums of Brazil for having a tall, lean, hot model body….given millions of dollars and the good life…and that’s all she needed to say “Let’s milk this”…because despite being 40 or close to 40 and a mom…I still think she’s good to look at in a bikini…a rare thing in a world of body positive which makes an excuse for being a pig of a woman…

You know, a little immigrant hustle should inspire us, when it’s half naked…and it does…

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Here’s some more in a white suit cuz I like white suits…they showcase pussy best..

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Chanel Iman Model in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Chanel Iman has a pretty uneventful ass for an ethnic bikini model….I would expect more from my bikini models, you know if you’re going to get the 500k – 1 million dollar a year contracts…I mean I want to be able to chip my tooth on the firmness of the ass, I don’t want to be sucked into a series of sunken in, stretch mark ridden weirdness…I mean out of the countless hot bitches in the world with better asses than this, give them a goddamn chance. It’s not like ANYONE is buying ANYTHING because this bitch is part of the campaign…she barely exists…and I guess either does her little boy ass..

Disappointing….

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2017

03

Jul

Christin Milian Stll Trying to Be a Kardashian for America of the Day

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Christina Milian, SFW

Christina Milian really wants to be a Kardashian..she probably has a Kim K shrine set uop in her bedroom that she smears her period blood on every month, assuming she’s not too old to get her period, all in hopes that her bottom feeding one hit wonder, single mom with a black rich man, and pile of money…will take her where she needs to go….she grinds at thisshit all day, with a brand that she sells garbage and shameless bikini pics…because why the fuck not, this is America, sex sells, her career based on sex, her financial security based on sex, and social media based on sex, so be fucking sexy as you can despite being 100 fucking years old…

Works for me, I always liked the old rich cougars at the bar better than the dumb young bitches with nothing to offer…but a tighter pussy…

That’s all I have to say about that..

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Ariel Winter’s Cleavage for America of the Day

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Ariel Winter was celebrating Canada day – because I guess her houseboy is some farmer hick who made it to America…and I guess that means he’s working double duty to make the broken and empty girl feel love and support she never felt – but more importantly – to get her to marry him for his Green Card so that he doesn’t get deported…that’s how these things work out…so all I have to say is her boyfriend must have a huge fucking canadian cock that tears her apart…because the money, the fame, the issues…make for a prime pussy to mooch off of…it’s the Canadian way….win them with your charm or some shit….milk the fact everyone says you’re nice – all while cashing the fuck in on your own agenda…

Either way, mooched or not, all celebs are in some capacity or another, so might as well be with a Canadian…while she shows her sloppy monster tits…for you pervs….GOOD times….the American Dream…via CAnada…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Lea Michele Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Lea Michele is the American Dream for the Fourth of July weekend as she parades around in a bathing suit – when just 10 years ago she was a little boy no one really gave a fuck about – and never actually wanted to see in a bikini – unless they were closet pedos who didn’t know they were pedos or want to admit they were pedos and liked her act or charade of being a girl to make it less creepy to jerk off to..

Well, she’s made the transition for America and she’s in a bathing suit posing in ways that make me kind of want to fuck her – despite her being Lea Michele….I guess I have a thing for low level instagram whoring at all socio-economic levels..

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

03

Jul

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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I guess Lucy Hale is some very famous young actress who I think is on the show Pretty Little Liars with other really famous young actresses you’ve probably barely heard of unless you watch Pretty Little Liars because you’re a high school gym teacher and it gives you a reference point to connect with your students before fucking them.

Well she’s in a bikini. For the USA…AMerican Dreams asshole….deal with it.

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2017

03

Jul