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2017

26

Jun

Wiz Khalifa’s Girlfriend Who Isn’t Amber Rose’s Nipples and Other’s at the Maxim Party of the Day

Her name is Izabela Guedes, she is not Amber Rose, but apparently as shameless as Amber Rose, pretty much being a stripper at some Maxim Bullshit party with her nipples out, like she was Amber Rose, you know for feminism, like only fucking rappers and getting pregnant by rappers so that they get the fat child support check that screams feminism…and it’s nice to see homie likes to keep it classy…

BUT then again, she’s Brazilian, possibly a trans, because Brazil fucking loves all things TRANS and most importantly, she is just showing some nipple….in this FREE THE NIPPLE WORLD…the nipple doesn’t even matter…

The event is the Maxim Hot 100 party, an event they’ve been running for as long as the magazine existed, back when clickbait was in print form and they’d have events to celebrate the shit….you know when the scam wasn’t fake traffic on the internet but rather fake numbers of subscribers and printed issues they’d just burn in the back room….and it’s nice to see they attract such high caliber people, women they feature, women who want to be featured, women they pay…whatever it is….it’s pretty fucking garbage and I’m amazed Maxim is still doing their scamming fake lists…but then again I’ve done this site for 14 years…I get how you can get caught up in pussy pics…

Delilah Belle Hamlin was there. She’s the Daughter of Lisa Rina I think…and she looks good…

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2017

26

Jun

Rachel Bilson is Boring of the Day

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In the event you’ve been sitting on the edge of your seat, hoping not to break it, because you’re a fat fuck, for the last 5-10 years since the OC ended, wondering what the hell happened to Rachel Bilson, knowing you heard something about her being abducted by her baby daddy / husband – Canadian actor who hasn’t really had that high profile of a career since he was in Star Wars….you’ll be glad to know she’s still fucking boring…and that whole being abducted shit was just adding flare to her boring existence…as you can reference in these pictures, this is how she interprets a beach selfie to look, and I don’t think she’s that old, even though she is old….never too old to know tits / ass / nipple or really anything is the answer.

That said, she was my favorite on the show the O.C., much hotter than Marissa Cooper / Mischa Barton, even though she’s gone onto be far more exciting, drunk, a disaster, disgusting, fat than skinny – a sex tape star then sex tape cock block….while this one seems to be some kind of Mormon or Born Again in terms of sex appeal. Tragic really.

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2017

26

Jun

LIly Collins in Shape Magazine of the Day

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Lily Collins is skinny….

Whenever I look at her, I think of her dad, which sounds gayer or creepier than it should, but I think of her dad because I used to fucking HATE his music especially “In the Air Tonight”….for whatever reason it drove me crazy…not that way skinny Lily drives me crazy, but in a way where I would see red and feel like I was being send subliminal messages like the Columbine kids did before shooting up their school….but the way I would power through is by changing the lyrics in my head…to “I can feel it cumming in her hair tonight”…or something simplistic because I am a half retard with terrible sense of comedy and ability to be funny….you night some low level bro joke….cumming in hair…my god…genius…give this asshole a TV show…

Well, it’s come full circle people, because looking at Skinny Lily Collins, famous child people like for being a heiress to her dad’s musical fortune, all being an actor because it’s hard out there for a rich kid with a famous dad, all I’m thinking is how I’d like to cum in her hair, pubic hair ideally, assuming she even has any in this world of bald pussy everywhere….

What it comes down to is that Lily Collins looks fucking amazing, I appreciate the butt shots, but then again I am all about skinny girls, in this world filled with fat girls, especially the rich ones who you know have deep rooted daddy issues the way we like it…..right….because we always choose starve your feelings, not eat your feelings…it’s the right way to manage your emotions.

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2017

26

Jun

Pervert Peeking Under School Girl Skirts…and Other Videos of the Day

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Sea Lion Doing Situps

Drunk Driver Trying to Park.

Crazy Boat Sink

Homeless

Gorilla Splashing

Car VS Human

Father Gets Joint Custody – Mother Freaks Out

Pervert Caught in Miami Mall Filmign…

Camper VS Truck…

Slap Contest Gone Wrong

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2017

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It must have been gay pride or something because I saw an abnormal amount of fat girls dressed slutty and dancing up on gay men complaining about how the president of the united states publicly sexually assaulted a woman…I mean…I guess I only saw one…but we get it he claims to grab hookers by the pussy who were into his money…like her fat pussy with her tits hanging out doesn’t want her pussy grabbed…if not why was she humping the only leg who allowed it….the gay bestie….the only one with a penis who will touch her…..gay pride.

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning.

Berlin Cop – Salsa Dancer
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Man Punches Girl in Face Over Chicken
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Skateboarding Bengal Cat Clickbait of the Day
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Victoria Justice Midriff…Cultural Appropriation
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Babadock – Dildo
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Lea Michele Hard Nipples
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Sweden Adds Trump to their Museum of Failure
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Heather Graham in a Bikini … Because She’s a Survivor…
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Abigail CLarke – See Through To Tits of the Day
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Skinny AL Sharpton – Body Shamed
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Vegetable Truck Saves Lives
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2017

26

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day

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Even when Alessandra Ambrosio is half naked, which is all the time, she’s a Victoria’s Secre model, she manages to be boring as fuck.

She gets paid millions of dollars for this and this is the best she can do..it’s pretty depressing…

But I guess she’s a mom and she’s pushing 40 so she’s not terrible…if all moms in their 40s looked this good, the world would be a very confusing place for me, I wouldn’t know what to not masturbate to…you know there would just be too much of a spectrum of good enough to get off to…I already have a hard enough time getting through all the dirty panties I convince girls to mail me….and my cut off age is 30…..I can’t take an extra decade of even hornier girls..thanks to depriving themselves with marriage and all other things…

Either way, she’s good enough, not worth millions, but good enough.

Here’s some Paparzzi Pics of her From a While Ago…

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2017

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent my day trying to convince at least 4 girls to get into porn because It would be so hot – and I slowly saw them go from NO WAY to maybe to “yeah that would be hot”…to which I said…”see…I knew you were a whore”…

Because that’s the type of time waster I am…hours went into nothing…I feel so fulfilled…

Can’t wait for the weekend for more time wasting…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Katy Price Singing is Everything…
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Lea Michele Nipples of the Day
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Bella Thorne is a Mess and Still Fucking Scott Disick
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Johnny Depp Wants to Murder the President
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91 Year Old Gymnast Erotica
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Adriana Lima On Set of the Day
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Kirsten Dunst in a Tight Dress
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Turkey Chases Cop Car
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Johnny Depp backtracks on Assassinating the President Joke
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Demi Rose – See Through
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Aly Raisman Gets Objectified by a Hockey Player
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Christie Brinkley – Still Hot at 100
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Making Air Powered Blood Squibs…
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Self Driving Race Car
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Miley Cyrus – Bikini
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Slutty Model of the Day
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Ivanka Trump – Long Legs
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Clever Cat of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Making Out with a Young Dude
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Gigi Hadid – Braless
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Kelly Rohrbach is a Cunt
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Alison Brie – Wrestler
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Conan Gaming with Will Arnett
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Sheryl Crow’s Good House
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Britt Baron – Wrestler
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely
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Kris Jenner for Flat Tummy tea
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Some Vicky Pattison Chick in a Bikini
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Chick Fight – Pussy Flash
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Kitchen Masturbating
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Amateur in High Heels
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Huge Tits
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Naked Base Jumping Chick
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Girl in Lingerie
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Looking Up Hitchiker Skirt
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CAM GIRL SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Road Head in a Traffic Jam
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Trashy Chick with Bolt On TIts
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2017

23

Jun

Eugenie Bouchard in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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I feel a close connection to Eugenie Bouchard because she is from Canada and people I know or that I know of – since Canada is one small town…actually know her, it’s one of those she lives less than 2 KM (that’s Canadian for MILES) away from me and her twin sister who is a party girl, who is still around the city partying, not that I do any of that…but it’s so local…so amazing…they are basically local royalty that everyone pays attention to…hot enough, rich, famous tennis sluts….and what makes it all worse is that for as long as I can remember I have had a Tennis slut fetish…and to think one was in arms reach, not to kidnap but to at least apply to be her personal waxer, or gardener, or just the guy in the tree outside her bedroom window and to have not done it…is a reminder of how I am not a get things done, self starter and opportunity will forever pass me by…

At least I can stare at her bikini pics, but she’s not that great to look at, even though, that bikini shows asshole. I’m more into the Tennis slut, it’s a fetish I’ve had for a while, the grunting, the panty flashes the glamour and the money…the tennis player in bikini…not so hype…

Now I don’t love Eugenie Bouchard’s body in her bikini, it’s not driving me crazy, it is a bit too fitness – but it is still luxurious enough for me to feel like I’ve failed myself and that’s how I like going into the weekend…staring at young rich tennis assholes…you know….the only way to go into the weekend…

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2017

23

Jun

Demi Lovato Instagram Erotica Continues of the Day

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Demi Lovato is on some kind of kick, that basically takes away from the kick she was on the last few years about being some chubby no make-up wearing instagrammer – you know to inspire her audience of fat and ugly chicks….but who is now recently single and rebranding as some GLAMOUR Model Instagram slut…busting her tits out in luxurious settings for no real reason…and it’s weird..

I’m all for a girl pushing out her tits, even one with a big neck, I just don’t like mixed messages…be consistent…either you’re fat or make-up free, or you’re trying this instagram model thing out to sell more records…but you can’t be both….well I guess you can when you’re rich and famous and the world is flimsy and forgets your nonsense and takes what you feed them….and I guess this era is the breast feeding era…good times.

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2017

23

Jun

Caroline Vreeland Naked in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is someone I’ve been following on instagram since I started MY FIRST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BEFORE HAVING IT DELETED 4 TIMES YEARS AGO

She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixtue in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now gets naked for FASHION because she pretends her grandmother was the editor of VOGUE or something and it worked because people believe what they are told…

Well, she’s gone from silly social media playing with her big tits being him – to silly photoshoots with her big tits and I have to say…I like her progress…

She charges upwards of 10,000 dollars an instagram post, which is just absurb…but those tits are definitely worth 10 dollars a song…this is a example of if only she was a stripper…..she’d be in her actual element…but I guess in a way she is still stripping…magic…but not really..

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