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2017

23

Jun

Bella Hadid Pussy Flash of the Day

We live in a world where Bella Hadid’s panty jacked up her pussy flash is as important news, if not more important news than an instagram model being shot to the heart by a whipped cream canister that I assume she was using in a sex act, that killed her because GOD hates sluts.

I find it hard to believe that we haven’t seen the labia of this rich girl turned internet famous and thus fashion industry famous thanks to her rich family, marketing budgets and all the other good things that you have access to when you’re connected….you know like leveraging your sister’s success…

But I’ll take it…and I guess so did the Weekend…before throwing it away for GOMEZ…leaving her to fend for herself where she can barely stand up….

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2017

23

Jun

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pic of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is no longer this crazed mentally unstable, half naked, out of control at least seemingly out of control because it was good for marketing, pop star from Disney…she’s a non-weed smoking sophisticated song writer who wants to be taken seriously, so she’s no longer publicly doing puppet shows with her twat, but instead…just wearing a bikini like a basic white girl…magic…but not really…I prefer seeing the pussy.

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2017

22

Jun

VIVID’s THROWBACK THUREDAY PORN BLOOPERS EXCLUSIVE VIDEO Part 2 OF THE DAY

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My good friend’s at VIVID.COM put together a bunch of amazing vintage blooper clips from some of their thousands upon thousands of productions over the last many years of working in the industry….because vintage porn, bush and all is what I live for…

We released our first one LAST WEEK and we’ve got more – every THURSDAY girl…

What more could you want than some old school porn stars in silly moments, it’s better than all the other new school instagram sluts in half naked selfie shoots…TRUTH…

The future is in the Past….

Always go to VIVID.COM for your sexy celebs needs

They are leaders…

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2017

22

Jun

Nina Agdal in a Magazine of the Day

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Nina Agdal is a non model who no one actually cares about but people think she’s important enough to talk about because she was in some A-List shit or maybe it was the A-List shit that was in her….back when she thought she had a chance getting knocked up by LEO…but I am sure he’s more into pegging and got rid of her when he realized that her broad shoulders and sheer size of not just her forehead but all of her…didn’t come with a dick….you know Romance..

Other than Leo, she’s been in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit….every year for a long time since she’s old and tired…and I guess she got some work..and she is still going probably hoping to get another chance with a rich guy to know her up – as that is what they are all about…these “bikini” models…this is the last HURRAH….

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2017

22

Jun

Gillian Anderson Bikini Pics of the Day

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Gillian Anderson’s husband is looking for her pussy…because I guess when Menopause happens, the VAGINA dies…and dude’s left wondering if being with such a super famous nerd icon is worth it…and maybe she is cool enough to let him get away with fucking younger pussy for fun…who knows, getting old is weird…

Every old married guy I knows bitches that his wife won’t fuck him, not that he wants her to fuck him, and reminisces about getting head and being a sexual deviant in younger years, but traded it all in for prison…which makes no sense…always fuck the young girls willing to fuck you….married or not…we only live once…

That said, here’s Gillian Anderson in a bikini for her creepy pervert fans who still jerk off to her all these years later – even though she wasn’t even that hot on x-files. The world is weird.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICk HERE

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2017

22

Jun

Sarah Hyland – Armpit Fetish of the Day

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I have an armpit fetish…I don’t have a Sarah Hyland fetish…but sometimes one thing overrides the other…and you take the armpit you get…since most girls are shy about their armpits and don’t like broadcasting their armpits unless they are the armpit you don’t want…because it is all hairy and matted from sweat on some pig feminist bitch who wants you to know she’s a real woman because she doesn’t shave…you know a not so silent protest…that should be focused on PUSSY hair..because the bigger the bush the less disgusting the fat feminist bitch is…but the hairier the armpits have a reverse effect..

I’m glad we sorted this out together…

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2017

22

Jun

Ariel Winter – New Day – New Shameless Shorts Jacked Up Her Ass of the Day

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Ariel Winter is really milking her dumpy ass….she’s a big pig in shorts who makes no sense – but she is a self starter and takes it upon herself to call the paparazzi and jack her shorts up her ass for all to see that even 18 year olds can be dumpy as fuck…and that people will still post about her because she’s on TV….she’s an exhibitionist trying to piss off her mom and doing it in the most boring way…I’d rather this be insertion videos, you know putting things on set of Modern Family that the fans are familiar with up her dumpy asshole…like Sofia Vergara’s tits.

This short short thing is just basic, boring, low hanging fruit and all the girls are dressed like this…and they usually don’t have baby bumps from all the craft services they eat on set…

Ariel Winter..is disgusting…and here are her white shorts…too bad she doesn’t get her period inthem to make it all better…

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2017

22

Jun

Demi Lovato Naked in Bed of the Day

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Demi Lovato is laying in bed with her tits out….yet she is covered, because she’s a body positive ambassador and feels hot now that she’s lost a bunch of weight, as most people who lose a bunch of weight feel…even after being all body positive…because the whole body positive is just bullshit and an angle..for these idiots who are too lazy to get fit…

All it took was a breakup to FES from the 70s show dumping her, coupled with some bi-polar disorder, history of addiction and a THICK Neck…seriously…her neck is ridiculous…

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2017

22

Jun

Lily Rose Depp in Some Tight Shorts of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is my favorite and not for some creepy fan of her dad way….she is my favorite because she is hot and interesting looking despite her trust fund, her inheritance, her bahama private island or her dad’s private jet…she is hot….irregardless of her dad being Johnny Depp, and sure I liked Edward Scissor hands, Cry Baby, Nightmare on Elm Street and Forrest Gump as much as the next guy, but if his daughter didn’t look like this angel sent from heaven, a ray of light in this dark world, I wouldn’t be on her dick so hard…no homo…clearly she doesn’t have a dick, just look at those tight shorts…no room for dick…it’s a figure of speech you idiot…

Look at that mouth…look at the cameltoe…where the fuck were the paparazzi when we needed them to get butt shots…

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2017

22

Jun

Maitland Ward is Too Much Fun of the Day

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Maitland Ward gets mad everytime I call her a hooker or someone you can pay to have sex with….

So I’ll just say she’s a good time, as long as you don’t view her as the washed up stripper working the bar at the stripclub because she’s got no where else to go….or as the failed actress who never was who has no where to go….or some childless 40 year old addicted to attention….so she pulls out her big tits for her fans…but rather see her as the classy, delicate, sophisticated angel she is…you know just having a good time on the internet…titties out…in your face where you want them to be….

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