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2017

19

Jun

Olivia Munn – Where the Pussy Meets the Thigh of the Day

Olivia Munn wants you to see the place where her pussy meets her leg, one of my favorite places to bite gently on a woman I go down on, before giving her 27 full body orgasms, at least I assume they are orgasms, unless they are just rigor mortis, like how a chicken runs around pre-death…I mean I don’t remember ever disposing of any bodies so it’s probably not that, you’d just think it was based on the chances of me eating pussy with a voluntary person…

That said, Olivia Munn pulled off a scam, pandered to nerds and now exists in that world as pretty top level actress, not to give her more credit than she deserves, but good fucking scam girl…

I still say my favorite thing about Olivia Munn is knowing that one day she’ll die, and it could be a horrible way, getting what she deserves…and that’s about all I like about her…but I also don’t mind the place where her pussy meets the thigh…

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2017

19

Jun

Shay Mitchell VS Nina Dobrev in a Canadian Brown Girl Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell and Nina Dobrev are two Canadian brown girls who made it in America. They both got on weird shows with weird pervert fans and both got all famous in their own right. The kind of annoying actor famous where they genuinely think they are super fucking important. The kind of annoying actor famous that means they aren’t about to talk to me when they come back to Canada for their grandma’s funeral or to film a movie and pretend they are connected with Canadians while really being LA cunts who think Toronto is so quaint or some shit…

Well, they are both uneventful in bikinis and I figure, whether they are too cool in their minds for people like me at the igloo party or not, they can be reduced to how they look in bikini and compared to actual hot chicks on instagram who don’t act they are a solid 5 and a half….but to people into their acting, I’m sure they are a 10….

Looks Like Garbage to Me…but when I put bikinis on garbage it looks less appealing…damn rotten cabbage why can’t you smell better…

Nina…

Shay….

I guess Nina Wins…she had more pics…and tried harder. Even though both are try hards.

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2017

19

Jun

Candice Swanepoel in a Tank Top of the Day

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Momma Candice Swanepoel is wearing a wife-beater that used to be a fetish to me, mainly from the 90s when girls didn’t wear wife beaters and if they did – they’d have bras on when really all I wanted to see was that shit braless since it was see through – then one day I did…and my life was changed forever, or at least for a summer, that was spent convincing girls I had over that the only clean shirt I had for them to either sleep in when they drank too much of my date rape drink was a wifebeater….I’m such a pervert….and clever pervert who always had one bed to guarantee they’d be in my bed for sleepovers..

I don’t know how I feel about a lactating bitch in a wifebeater, who isn’t even lactating, because she’s got fucking nipple covers to prevent the lactating on, something that I would rather see lactating because it’s wet t-shirt from within, not from me dumping water on the shit….unprovoked…before being called a sex assulater….jerks.

What I am trying o say is that the bitch in the wife-beater isn’t lactacting the right way…

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2017

19

Jun

Lucy Hale Bikini Top of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a leather skirt – with her tits all hanging out.

Maybe that’s how she got herpes…

I was told she has herpes by a reputable source, because why the fuck would I go digging to find that out about someone I barely know exists…and why would my contact or source go out of their way to tell me about Lucy Hale’s herpes since Lucy Hale barely exists…it’s not like we have Lucy Hale gossip parties, it’s more like “Dude my friend banged Lucy Hale, she’s some chick from a TV show, she’s got Herpes” situation…you know…having herpes in Hollywood is just status but still herpes…and also the reason she’s wearing a leather skirt, not pants, to avoid cooking up and the stinging when sweat drips in…

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2017

19

Jun

Greer Grammer Bikini Party of the Day

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Greer Grammer is a little celebrity rich kid who I want to fuck of the day – and despite doing her own acting thing, or bikini whoring on the social media…I am into her..

I’m not sure if it is becuase Frasier was a coked up whore loving Hollywood sitcom star, that makes me appreciate the vagina his sperm helped created, or maybe I just like that she’s less vocal or popular than all the other celebrity kids doing the instagram model thing after fucking the Bieber…like Haley Baldwin…you know…

Celebrity kids are pretty top tier in spoiled, living the good life, being entitled, all while trying to break free from their parents, while riding their parents name hard, and it’s a dynamic I like jerking off to…

Interesting party though…

Posted in:Greer Grammer|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Britney Spears Lingerie Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears put up some dance videos…that you can masturbate to.

So you should thank her for that – by masturbating to them…

You know, because she’s Britney Spears and thus a magical creature in lingerie outfits for shitty pop shows everyone still throws money at because she’s Britney Spears…

A creature who keeps on producing, or bringing in the money, for her parents that have found a way to keep her captive, legal slavery, and earning….it’s the way of the south…ingrained in their redneck roots…and something they’ve done good with….and the good news is…at least she’s not fat.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

19

Jun

Cristina Buccino in a Bikini of the Day

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Cristina Buccino is some big titty “model” with 1.5 million followers on instagram -so she must be important, or maybe she’s just rich from being on that social media hustle, getting paid from all angles, so that she can afford to take all her friends on these expensive 10k a day yachts in the South of Spain…

You know it can’t belong to some rich Euro dude that just likes having slutty big tits around in a bikini to help stylize or justify or validate all the money he’s made and the nice things he can afford….you know to assume she’s a sugar baby is just typical of my opinion of instagram models. I am such a misogynist.

That said, who are these people, 1.5 million people care about them – but I’ve never heard of them. Instagram must be a lie…

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2017

19

Jun

Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day

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I give fat slob pig bitch Ariel Winter so much attention on this stupid dog shit website – because I find it interesting that she is some broken fat girl with fat tits that has been exposing her fat tits for a while because she likes the attention – and the following of perverts who liked watching her grow up and a PR team behind her thanks to her massive TV show she is a part of, you know one of the last ones still out there, as the networks struggle to stay alive as they adapt to the internet and Netflix, so she’s known..

But Sarah Hyland, the creepy faced skinny one, who doesn’t look like she fucked the CRAFT services all day everyday eating her feelings, she was more of a stress starver because her parents, like Ariel Winter sold her to the industry also…and for that…she deserves some love…or fingers pointed at her that would rather be trying to make her squirt…but we aren’t exclusive enough for that…snobby freak looking bobble head.

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2017

19

Jun

January Jones in a Bikini Top of the Day

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January Jones the Hollywood single mother because she’s smart enough to sign an NDA and no go public with the identity of the baby daddy, cuz we know she didn’t buy sperm on Craigslist or Amazon after they did that whole foods buy….that shit is branded, kid knows the dad, and the hope is to probably not humiliate the wife of the baby daddy, who was cheated on by the baby daddy, with this single mother tits…it’s just another one of baby daddy’s fuck ups, in the form of a monthly check, but based on January Jones and her ego…that probably don’t phase his massive bank account….hookers come in all shapes and sizes…

Posted in:January Jones|SFW

2017

19

Jun

GlamourGirl1 is the Cam Girl of the Day

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Here name is GLAMOURGIRL1

This is what she has to say about herself:

Real life can be really boring and too dramatic for many of us.In land of fantasy you will always find what u looking for , i can be a good friend, your mistress or ur private porn star. I have a naughty mind ! and huge boobs

She’s so right…you know…real life can be boring…and depressing…and filled with shitty people…it can be hard to find girls to sext, or who want to sext you, but it can be easy to find girls to sex, who want to sex you, if you use cam sites…sure, it’s transactional…but isn’t everything in life…everyone is using each other, better to be upfront about it.

I know in a world of russian spam bots adding you on facebook to trick you into friending them, it’s hard to trust any girl on the internet, but it’s hard to trust any girl anywhere…so let’s just put our reservations aside and jump into GlamourGirl1….I’m sure not her real name, but with tits like this, who really needs a name….

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