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2017

09

Jun

Frenchy Morgan and Pornstar Shauna Sand May Look Like Corpses, But Aren’t Dead of the Day

Shauna Sand and Frenchy Morgan are some nasty, but skinny, blonde, drug addict looking hookers who have been exposing themselves for low level attention that has worked…thanks to the number of perverts out there…

I remember the Shauna Sand sex tape…it was so bad…..and now both are old, and their shamelessness is more depressing to look at than anything, unless you’re like me and fucking love it…because they both look like fucking corpses despite not being dead…but might as well be dead since no one cares about them..

And really, I just wonder what these pics smell like….

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2017

09

Jun

Ariel Winter of the Day

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I wrote this tweet to Ariel Winter, the body positive activist who likes to justify her contribution to the world as an empowered puppet, by wearing slutty clothing…that she feels you shouldn’t judge her for…but doesn’t offer us a reason why she likes wearing slutty clothing…since there’s obviously a reason for it – no matter why she justifies it…since she’s already on TV and doesn’t need the attention…

hey @arielwinter1 what’s your favorite love song…don’t say McDonalds….

She didn’t answer me…but maybe because she was at a Dodgers event.where she forgot to bring her neck…

Here’s her inspirational justification of her whoring…

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2017

09

Jun

Alyssa Arce Bikini Pics of the Day

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Alyssa Arce is alright…

This is some instagram style bikini photoshoot…and I wouldn’t say it’s innovative or magical or inspiring…but I will say…why change a good thing…keep em coming…and this Alyssa Arce…along with all the other bitches doing the same piss toned bikini pics..looks lovely enough for me…

You don’t need to know who these sluts are…you just need to look at them like they want you to…empowering…

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2017

09

Jun

Frida Gustavsson in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Clickbait…

Frida Gustavsson is a Swedish model and unlike most Swedish things, like Ikea, which is really the only Swedish thing I know, she’s not practical designed, hard to build or of cheap quality that falls apart a week after you try to build it…but she is clickbait when in a bikini doing model shit that is hardly erotic or exciting…but bikinis and bathing suits…even in a world where that’s all I see on social media…people are into lookin’….

I’m sure I’ve seen her tits before, but it’s so hard to keep track in a world where I’ve seen everyone’s tits, or can ask anyone for tit pics and get them, becuase they are just tits.

I don’t know what to do or how to handle this information overload…

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2017

09

Jun

Hilary Duff – Thick in Jeans of the Day

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Hilary Duff’s pants have a better life than me…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2017

09

Jun

Naked Woman – Amazing in the Streets and Other Videos of the Day

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High Five of the Day

Woman Driver of the Day

Man and Baby Raccoons

Bear Sucked Down Waterfall

Street Protestor Taken Out….

Dude Smashes Female Store Clerk with a Bottle

Couple bang on Ryannair Flight to Ibiza

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

09

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new pick-up line is:

“we should meet in a movie theatre – you walk in, sit next to me, and I just molest the fuck out of your pussy…making you cum over and over and over…until the movie is over – then go on our separate ways”

So far no bites….maybe I’ll try swapping out movie theater with public bathroom in the park…or the bar bathroom…or right there in the strip club lap dance room…since strippers I pay 10 dollars a song to are the only ones who answer me…

Romance.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning during my hangover.

Mischa Barton Dates a Really Rich Guy
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War for the Planet of the Apes – Clip
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The World’s First Milk Sommelier
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Nation’s Tp College Pitcher is a Sex Offender
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The Follow Me Cooler
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This is Groucho Marx’s House…he Sold for 39,000 dollars..
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Nasa’s New Rover is Out of a Movie
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How Binge Watching Negatively Affects Health
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Seinfeld on the Kesha Hug
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2017

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want a girl to tell you about her panties – because you’re a fucking pervert and you love hearing girls talk about their panties – even if they aren’t willing to take pics of their panties….

You shouldn’t say “your ass so big – all panties are THONG”…..Because they will find it offensive and will not voluntarily show you their asses…or describe the panties they are wearing. They will just ignore you and/or send you pics of the current dick they are fucking, which happened today, or break up with you because they prefer their other sexts on their BCC list they send the same nudes to..

The world…such a confusing place…but thank god for people tanning in bikinis in the park who think I’m snapchatting them and start posing for it…since everyone’s a bikini model…they make the world an easier place to navigate…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bill Cosby Erotica of the Day
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Britney Spears Hacked by Russian Hackers
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Simona Gertz is Funny
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Cosplay at the Cosplay Convention
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Kim K – in a Bikini Doing Shots of Tequila
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Charlize Theron – Erotica
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Kate Mara of the Day
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Carrie Underwwood – Slut Legs
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Blac Chyna – Nipples
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Daisy Lowe Daddy Issue Tits
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Anja Rubik Nipple….
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Sugar Lyn Beard
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Tom Cruise and Sluts
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Andrew Garfield is Trying to Get Emma Stone Back
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Kesha Denied by Seinfeld.
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Throwback 2015 Stella Maxwell – Nipple
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Brad Pitt – Giving the Weather
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Did Editing Save Star Wars
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Carla Gugino – OLD
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Nicole Kidman in Lace
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Khloe Kardashian Faked Getting Pregnant for Lamar
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I still like this Deaf Girl Singing Video -I hate to Admit that it Moved me
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Ed Sheeran and James Corden are the Brit Faggots of the Day
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Crushed by a 6 Foot Water Balloon
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Bowling Out of her Asshole – WHAT THE HELL
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Female Driver – Blowjobs Passenger
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Shaved Pussy
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Cute Tits of the Day
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7 Playboy Cover Girls Recreate their Covers….
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Claire Fromaigeat Tits….
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Greek Slut – Tits….
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Sara Underwood Hot in Nature…
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Big Tits and a Bat
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Music Festival Dick Suck
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SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Naked Chick – Cheesy Shoot
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Slut and her Big Tits
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Pussy of the Day
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Balls Deep.
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SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS OF THE WEEK
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

08

Jun

Ariel Winter is Such a Gross Fucking Pig of the Day

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That said, I don’t mind the whole 18 year old not wearing bra movement, I’ve been around 2-3 18 year olds just randomly the last few days and none were wearing bras, all had had nipples, and everything was as magical as you’d expect…

So I’m willing to accept this pudgy, thigh rubbing together, sloppy ass weirdness with a thick neck – and her sloppy already restructured thanks to breast surgery tits…unlike her mother who she’s cut ties with to go on and whore herself out for attention – because she’s been mentally and emotionally abused in being a child star…as they are…

Because she reminds me of all the good going on in the young babes in no bra tight shirts…

But her in and of herself is as gross as her boyfriend mooch makes you believe with his squinty sucking on lemons sour facial expression…because sometimes being a male sugar baby robs you of your soul…and masculinity.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

08

Jun

Rat Cow Reminds You How Average Looking She Is of the Day

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Rat Cow does have great fake tits, but you’d think with a bellybutton like hers, if that’s even a belly button and not some really twisted and weird looking mangled growth, like a HPV wart or something else she got along the way in her quest for fame…she’d fear being in a bathing suit…

Instead, she’s all body positive about it, you know the ambassador and inspiration to all freakish belly buttons out there, that if you are thin, with big tits, the world won’t care about the fleshy, outty pussy, the kind you find on a mom of 4 who has spent the last decade street whoring to 20 or more dudes a day, you know mangled….belly button you’re rocking.

But I do…it freaks me the fuck out….but maybe that just comes from hating Rat Cow and all she’s done in her scam that works…maybe her mangled pussy belly button is what gives her special powers to manipulate men into paying her…but I think that’s probably more due to her awesome tits..

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