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2017

08

Jun

Sophie Turner and Some Jonas Brother’s Karate Kicking the Paprazzi of the Day

God…actors are so fucking lame…they don’t think they are because they are paid, celebrated, and thus delusional…but they are so fucking lame.

Seriously, they are these vapid little assholes who are so self absorbed and into their bullshit selves, none actually have talent or are interesting, they just have these egos that are coddled by the people around them, because the people around them either make a lot of money off them, or want to be associated with them…

But nothing they do, say or participate in are good, cool, interesting, or of value…if anything, it’s like you candy coated fucks have no fucking soul, creativity, and are zero interesting.

Seeing these Karate Kicks for the paparazzi, just makes me wish it was a scene from one of their dumb movies, that ends in being shot in the fucking head dead.

Trash….but leggings are hot on skinny bitches…doing what I assume is a lame scene from a terrible music video…clowns.

I just hate knowing they probably think they are so funny…and clever….what clearly they are try hard retards.

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2017

08

Jun

Sara Sampaio’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the day

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Despite being Portuguese, Sara Sampaio isn’t that bad, we can’t hold that tainted DNA against her, she didn’t choose where to be born…and really, my hatred for Portuguese people stems from having worked for them and dealing with them and their complex of being the asshole of Western Europe no one cares about…when in reality, it’s not that bad, at least their bitches aren’t when they are models, skinny models, who defend being skinny, a fetish of mine in a world of fat.

She’s a VS model, thus annoying ego who thinks she’s a celebrity or superstar, but she’s still good to look at in bikinis for magazines when you’re avoiding leaving your house thanks to couch being so comfortable…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

08

Jun

Jojo in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Jojo is so racy as she plugs a hotel, but more interestingly her pussy tattoo on her social media…in a one piece bathing suit that all of her is spilling out of, from it being all high waisted and pussy hugging, to her massive tits spilling out, it’s not a bad look for the broad hip short girl…especially when her face looks pretty trash….keep the bikinis or bathing suits coming…so dudes keep you in the mix, and remember jerking off to her music videos that I am sure weren’t hot because they weren’t memorable at all, but dudes, especially Americans are weird about these barely 18 year olds…even 10 years after the fact…due to love, romance, and pathetic loneliness..

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2017

08

Jun

Olivia Munn on the Street Street Walking of the Day

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When seeing these Olivia Munn pics, I feel as though I’m watching a parallel universe, in which I am very supportive of Olivia Munn, because she’s a street hooker, out there trying to make a dollar 10 years after her hosting a shitty TV show gig ended…but instead she managed to become an actual celeb, an actress, in movies, going against everything you’d want to have happen to her…

Maybe I’m a hater, I mean sure, I’m a hater, and seeing things work out for this trash is such a bummer…

When it could have so easily gone the other way…but it didn’t….and we can only assume her vagina’s ability to do circus tricks…and squeeze is to thank….asian pussy…you know…at least I think she’s asian…not that I see color or ethnicity #colorblind #all god’s people..I just see opportunist sluts…it’s a talent….but they don’t see me 🙁

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Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW

2017

08

Jun

Katrina Bowden Bikini of the Day

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Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade…..and she is hot and really being part of that shit that I can only imagine was shit…really propelled her into never having a legit career, but at least she got that..

Now she’s in shitty bikini pics, I guess riding whatever low level celebrity she has, and the pics aren’t that hot, she’s old, tired and done….but it’s nice to see she’s still trying…

Thank god for rich dudes in Los Angeles who pay for sluts they date so that they can run the show…

Posted in:Katrina Bowden|SFW

2017

08

Jun

Demi Lovato – Thick Neck – Tight Clothes of the Day

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Demi Lovato is sturdy, no wonder she’s dabbled in lesbianism, you know because she’s built like one. That Mayan neck is straight from the slums of Yucatan Penisula corn tortilla factory, and those arms and shoulders look like they could both move appliances, and rip off dicks in her bi-polar melt downs you know she has…because she’s bi-polar for convenience, it justified her drug addiction and rehab stint when she was coming of age after the Disney whored by her parents….and her level of rich spoiled entitled brat…

As I look at her legs rubbing together, those cankles and shoulders, I understand why she does the body positive angling….it gives her room to breathe, be lazy and excuses…like her bi polar disorder….something to fall back on.

I have never found her hot…she’s too much like a dude…but people like her…and that’s it.

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2017

08

Jun

Bella Hadid – Panty Strap – of the Day

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Bella Hadid, the supermodel of the stars, who somehow became a supermodel this past year, because her sister wanted to stay home with hr boyfriend and get weird face injections…so the fashion industry, which is a bullshit industry, took this one on, to pay her big money, even though she’d do it for free…because before she was a model, she was making Smoothies in Malibu for 10 dollars an hour…

I figure, her posting this weird topless pic – with a caption about how she’s in her own bed, despite it being a pic of her in hair and make-up, is weird…but felt obsessing over her panty strap was more hilarious…like panty strap is a fetish…ever since 90s gutter girls and their low rise jeans with their thongs around their hips…dude…I went to the mall back then…I KNOW….

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2017

08

Jun

College Kids Sex on a Bench and Other Videos of the Day

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Shark Attack

Girl Streams Drinking and Driving – and Dies

Australian Journalist – Fights Back

White Teen Gets Beat By Cops

Backhoe VS ATM

BLACK American VS Ryannair Employee – Calls Her Racist / Makes Her Cry

Two Idiots Get Lost on Jet Ski – End Up Having Warrants Out on Them – Leading to their Arrests

Naked Man – Attacked by Mob

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was talking to some crackhead the other day, as I do, because they give cheap head…if you can stomach the smell…and she told me that she is HIV positive and on disability…making me not want to get cheap head..even after she told me that because of her meds – it’s all undetectable…and that she got it from sharing needles, not anal sex, so it’s a cleaner less gay version of the HIV….

Which got me thinking, does getting HIV in an era where it’s not a death sentence the answer to happiness, is it paradise, because you don’t have to worry about getting the HIV….since you already have it. It’s like jumping that hurdle is the hardest thing, but once over it….EASY….

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Ariel Winter’s Mom Thinks She’s a WHore
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Getting Drunk in DC Bars Watchign Comey is the Activity of the Day
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Reef Shark VS Diver’s Leg
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Selena Gomez – Nipple Game
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World’s Largest Parkour Course
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Exploring Cave Creatures
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Ariel Winter – Fat Grocery Shopper
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Dioni Tabbers – Huge Tits
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Tool Played with Tools
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Deaf Girl on America’s Got Talent – is Pretty Crazy…
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2017

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to coordinate a blowjob from a married chick with kids is so annoying…they always have husbands or their parasites in the way…even when you suggest their garden shed…or in their mini van in their driveway – they can’t get out of the house…

That’s why it is key to coordinate your blowjobs from girls who are under 25, not married and not moms…because they can and will do that shit ANYWHERE…

Not that I ever coordinate blowjobs, my dick is too small for blowjobs, I just like project management and logistics so I’m giving you guidance..direction…in where to take your blowjob..

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Peacock on an Alcohol Rage
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Mariah Carey – Big Cleavage
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Boring Bitches at a Boring Event of the Day
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AlY Raisan is Wonder Woman Light
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Angelina Jolie’s baller House
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Jaimie Alexander – Tight Dress
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Rope Free Climb up El Capitan
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Farrah Abraham Takes Legal Action
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Taylor Swift – Stalking Her Boyfriend
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Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins
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Dove Cameron – Youthful Tits
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The Dinosaurs of the Sahara
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Invention of the Day
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Jane Levy – Pokies
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Jaime Pressly is Pregnant with Twins
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Ashley James – Bikini
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Elephants Working Together Through an Obstacle Course
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Salma Hayek – TITS
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Rihanna Nipples
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Panties of the Day
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Cash Cab is Back
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Peyton Roi List – Tight Dress
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Flourless Spiy Pan Fried Chicken
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Dude’s Crazy Gymnastic Moon Walk
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A Rod is Cheating on J.Lo with Sexts
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Colbie SMulders Erotica
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Weird Prank of the Day
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Katrina Bowden – Bikini
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Katrin Kozy Huge Tits in Shower
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Slut on All Fours
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Hot Masturbator
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Spread on a Bed
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Best Fake Sex Porn Scene of the Day – She Must Have had Herpes
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Half Girl / Half Drug Mule
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Best Panties of the Day
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Slut Shoot of the Day
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Pussy and the Pipe
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Big Tits VS Stairs
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