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2017

08

Jun

Katrina Bowden Bikini of the Day

Katrina Bowden was some whore from American Pie Episode 40, let’s milk this brand as fucking hard as we can because that’s what you do when you’re hollywood and find something that worked in the 90s and actors that haven’t worked since the 90s who are into making another million to help them ride the next decade…..and she is hot and really being part of that shit that I can only imagine was shit…really propelled her into never having a legit career, but at least she got that..

Now she’s in shitty bikini pics, I guess riding whatever low level celebrity she has, and the pics aren’t that hot, she’s old, tired and done….but it’s nice to see she’s still trying…

Thank god for rich dudes in Los Angeles who pay for sluts they date so that they can run the show…

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2017

08

Jun

Demi Lovato – Thick Neck – Tight Clothes of the Day

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Demi Lovato is sturdy, no wonder she’s dabbled in lesbianism, you know because she’s built like one. That Mayan neck is straight from the slums of Yucatan Penisula corn tortilla factory, and those arms and shoulders look like they could both move appliances, and rip off dicks in her bi-polar melt downs you know she has…because she’s bi-polar for convenience, it justified her drug addiction and rehab stint when she was coming of age after the Disney whored by her parents….and her level of rich spoiled entitled brat…

As I look at her legs rubbing together, those cankles and shoulders, I understand why she does the body positive angling….it gives her room to breathe, be lazy and excuses…like her bi polar disorder….something to fall back on.

I have never found her hot…she’s too much like a dude…but people like her…and that’s it.

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2017

08

Jun

Bella Hadid – Panty Strap – of the Day

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Bella Hadid, the supermodel of the stars, who somehow became a supermodel this past year, because her sister wanted to stay home with hr boyfriend and get weird face injections…so the fashion industry, which is a bullshit industry, took this one on, to pay her big money, even though she’d do it for free…because before she was a model, she was making Smoothies in Malibu for 10 dollars an hour…

I figure, her posting this weird topless pic – with a caption about how she’s in her own bed, despite it being a pic of her in hair and make-up, is weird…but felt obsessing over her panty strap was more hilarious…like panty strap is a fetish…ever since 90s gutter girls and their low rise jeans with their thongs around their hips…dude…I went to the mall back then…I KNOW….

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2017

08

Jun

College Kids Sex on a Bench and Other Videos of the Day

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Shark Attack

Girl Streams Drinking and Driving – and Dies

Australian Journalist – Fights Back

White Teen Gets Beat By Cops

Backhoe VS ATM

BLACK American VS Ryannair Employee – Calls Her Racist / Makes Her Cry

Two Idiots Get Lost on Jet Ski – End Up Having Warrants Out on Them – Leading to their Arrests

Naked Man – Attacked by Mob

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

08

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was talking to some crackhead the other day, as I do, because they give cheap head…if you can stomach the smell…and she told me that she is HIV positive and on disability…making me not want to get cheap head..even after she told me that because of her meds – it’s all undetectable…and that she got it from sharing needles, not anal sex, so it’s a cleaner less gay version of the HIV….

Which got me thinking, does getting HIV in an era where it’s not a death sentence the answer to happiness, is it paradise, because you don’t have to worry about getting the HIV….since you already have it. It’s like jumping that hurdle is the hardest thing, but once over it….EASY….

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Ariel Winter’s Mom Thinks She’s a WHore
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Getting Drunk in DC Bars Watchign Comey is the Activity of the Day
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Reef Shark VS Diver’s Leg
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Selena Gomez – Nipple Game
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World’s Largest Parkour Course
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Exploring Cave Creatures
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Ariel Winter – Fat Grocery Shopper
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Dioni Tabbers – Huge Tits
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Tool Played with Tools
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Deaf Girl on America’s Got Talent – is Pretty Crazy…
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2017

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to coordinate a blowjob from a married chick with kids is so annoying…they always have husbands or their parasites in the way…even when you suggest their garden shed…or in their mini van in their driveway – they can’t get out of the house…

That’s why it is key to coordinate your blowjobs from girls who are under 25, not married and not moms…because they can and will do that shit ANYWHERE…

Not that I ever coordinate blowjobs, my dick is too small for blowjobs, I just like project management and logistics so I’m giving you guidance..direction…in where to take your blowjob..

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Peacock on an Alcohol Rage
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Mariah Carey – Big Cleavage
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Boring Bitches at a Boring Event of the Day
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AlY Raisan is Wonder Woman Light
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Angelina Jolie’s baller House
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Jaimie Alexander – Tight Dress
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Rope Free Climb up El Capitan
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Farrah Abraham Takes Legal Action
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Taylor Swift – Stalking Her Boyfriend
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Emily Blunt as Mary Poppins
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Dove Cameron – Youthful Tits
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The Dinosaurs of the Sahara
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Invention of the Day
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Jane Levy – Pokies
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Jaime Pressly is Pregnant with Twins
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Ashley James – Bikini
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Elephants Working Together Through an Obstacle Course
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Salma Hayek – TITS
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Rihanna Nipples
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Panties of the Day
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Cash Cab is Back
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Peyton Roi List – Tight Dress
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Flourless Spiy Pan Fried Chicken
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Dude’s Crazy Gymnastic Moon Walk
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A Rod is Cheating on J.Lo with Sexts
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Colbie SMulders Erotica
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Weird Prank of the Day
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Katrina Bowden – Bikini
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More Panties of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Katrin Kozy Huge Tits in Shower
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Slut on All Fours
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Hot Masturbator
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Spread on a Bed
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Best Fake Sex Porn Scene of the Day – She Must Have had Herpes
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Half Girl / Half Drug Mule
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Best Panties of the Day
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Slut Shoot of the Day
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Pussy and the Pipe
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Big Tits VS Stairs
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2017

07

Jun

Bella Thorne TITTIES of the Day

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Bella Thorne went to the gym with her nipples, they go everywhere she goes and luckily for you, she wants you to know all about that…

I like that she’s a life lesson to all the young girls out there – that even if you book work at Disney and act on a show, you are not immune to the needed exhibitionism that gives you both immediate feedback from your perv fans, but also makes you feel good and sexy about yourself….

Point being…

She doesn’t need to get naked on the internet like a sex worker, but she does it anyway – and it’s wonderful.

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2017

07

Jun

Pixie Lott Lingerie for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

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Pixie Lott is a UK popstar – who I’ve never listened to – but I’ve watched her personal brand get more and more racy as her career progresses…from popstar to taking some Miley Cyrus lead with nipple tape / hard nipples and panty flashes….and now she’s in fashion shoots in lingerie on all fours…straight up fetish as she eats…but marketed as art or high concept when really it’s just gutter erotica…which is a good thing – because I like gutter erotica…with popstars…

I don’t give a fuck about Pixie Lott, her music, or her brand…but I appreciate whoring when it’s not necessary from all chicks. It is empowering.

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2017

07

Jun

Dioni Tabbers NIPPLES of the Day

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I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my documenting of her getting naked -> LINK HERE BUT TOO LAZY TO GO FIND IT

She’s DUTCH, she’s got 24,000 followers, she’s not a hipster model from LA, but she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things…I am too involved in sexting and focused on getting nudes and looking at nudes in an era of nudes – to keep track of every hole out there…you know…

She’s got huge tits, you can see her nipples. Awesome..

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2017

07

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is one of my favorite celeb rich kids who fucking loves attention – but hasn’t really pulled off a career from it – despite all her access – solidifying that she’s a failure across the board – something she probably medicates and cuts herself over…because I guess I like the low hanging fruit, fame whores, the underdog, failures, desperation on my broken girls…

I do not like when shit works out for them…so her ass shot means a lot to me….

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