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2017

07

Jun

Lauren Bonner Naked of the Day

Her name is Lauren Bonner…great name…that I am sure she was never teased about having….because a nude model producing content for dudes to jerk off their boners while named bonner seems so fitting – especially in a dyslexic and illiterate america where 48% of men sexting call their boner their bonner – because that’s the American School system…

This Bonner not Boner looks good enough, is barely relevant on social media, produces smut, like she self traffics herself…and probably does…her own pimp…and she’s in nude shoots for attention – works for me…Free Nudes! Yay Feminism.

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2017

07

Jun

Ginta Lapina NIPPLES of the Day

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Ginta Lapina is a Latvian model, who according to my Lativan friend is just average looking compared to Latvian girls, who are apparently the hottest breed of communist around….

She’s done a lot of fucking modelling, for a lot of brands, she’s 24 but she’s married to some 48 year old rich dude, like most of these communist girls do, and she’s still getting half naked even though she doesn’t need to – because the rich dude can pay for her expenses and day rate in her hooking – with no need to really work…

But he probably likes to keep her busy, he probably likes to keep her working, he probably likes his girl out there…and he probably gets off to her showing the world her tits, making him feel dudes want to have sex with her, allowing him to feel like he’s on the top because he owns her..

But what to I know…..very little…I know very little…

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2017

07

Jun

Lea Michele’s Hard Nipple Crotch Shot of the Day

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Lea Michele must have got her sex change – or maybe her parents have backed off from controlling her every move – because I don’t understand why she’s out there doing slutty shoots.

It’s probably because all of Hollywood is sexualized at a young age, that’s how they get work, and they are usually sexualized by their parents..to live the dream.

Not to mention they are egos who like being relevant and looked at – so by definition – they put themselves out there for as much attention as possible and this is where the market is at…

I’m not hating on Sir Lea Michele or her dick removal – subtle crotch shot to show mound not bulge…

I just find it weird because she’s already made it…

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2017

07

Jun

Selena Gomez See Through Titty of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez nipple with her boyfriend the Weekend, who is a nice Canadian boy who has won at life and gets to fuck broken rich exploited girls like Selena Gomez, instead of broken exploited girls like strippers and most girls you meet in a party…because he has a voice of an angel and people like him.

She’s up on the no bra, here’s her nipple, because she’s an independent woman, finding herself in this world as a young feminist..or whatever reason…I support..because I like nipples..

I just don’t find these pics all that exciting, exhilerating, the body looks good and lean, thanks Rehab and new LUPUS meds….but they happened and I MUST REPORT…

I scanned her social media the other day and saw she was shouting out one of the worst, bullshit, vain, new-feminist ambassadors who positioned herself as a photographer..and thought….damn..that new-feminist is a scam….she’s also from Canada and I know all about her…she actually circled me with a bunch of her henchmen once and threatened me for being a big bad misogynist…making me realize then and there that they have no fucking clue…and are just a lie for others with no clue…and if Selena Gomez is buying into it…she’s just fucking crazy…as expected….

So I predict at least one more really wild and crazy meltdown from Mickey Mouse’s own…Selena…

I’m ready and eager…and in the meantime, I’ll stare at her tit.

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2017

07

Jun

Rhian Sugden – UK Glamour Model – Tits of the Day

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Rhian Sugden is a trashy UK Page 3 girl, which they’ve named Glamour Models, because their photoshoots are what you’d call “Glamour Shoots”, instead of trashy, cheesy, ghetto which is what they are…but I guess Trashy Model doesn’t sounds as fancy as Glamour, and it’s all marketing really, so if you call it Glamour it must be glamour and if it’s Glamour it’s not trashy…

If you know what I mean…it’s some law of intent, or willing something, like “The Secret”…only for slutty big tits that don’t have the face or height to be real models, or the balls to do porn, so they show the tits and people freak out, because tits are great, all in the daily newspaper…wonderful really…

She’s 30, looks 40, is a big deal, but not really, has big tits…definitely…and sloppy legs…but with tits like this…you take the sloppy legs…

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2017

07

Jun

Chloe Grace Moretz Cleavage of the Day

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One of life’s great mysteries is not whether Global Warming is a Myth, or how a reality store muppet became president, or whether there is a god….or if we’re even really here…or if it is just some great fucking VR programming we are unaware of…

It is…whether you can jerk off to these pics of Chloe Grace Moretz cleavage…because the cleavage alone isn’t very exciting, but the fact that she was in a superhero movie when underage means some real weird people, because the world is full of weird people, who get hung up on shit…obsessed with shit..and sometimes that shit is a person like Chloe Grace Moretz…who for all INTENTS AND PURPOSES…is not hot.

Great make-up though, she looks like Jon Benet Ramsey…

Maybe that’s what the fetish around her is…that she’s Jon Benet Ramsey….

Or maybe she’s actually Jon Benet Ramsey…

Who the fuck names their daughter Jon?

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2017

07

Jun

Bella Hadid – Super Model – Of the Day

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In case you didn’t know, and you didn’t know, Bella Hadid…is a Super Model…a hard working super model, who no longer needs to make smoothies at her Malibu organic smoothie shop, but who can travel the world in luxury, paid for and paid to be there, all thanks to being a spin off of the Kardashians / her mangled faced sister.

I don’t know why she’s an it girl…but this is what an IT girl looks like for Vogue Italia….TAKE IT IN.

I know it may me too much SUPER MODEL to process….but I believe in you…

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2017

07

Jun

Obese Naked Woman in McDonalds and Other Videos of the Day

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Just a Bear on a Bike

Cross Walk of Broken Dreams

Just a Dude Taking a Shit in the Subway

Tranny with a Little Man

Man Pulls Over to Talk on Phone – Gets Robbed and Killed

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2017

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a traditionalist. I know everything is moving so fast in the world but I like to do things the way they are meant to be.

For example, I still look for street hookers, sure they are few and far between, in an era of internet that keeps the hookers at home on facebook or craigslist negotiating….leaving me with few options of down on her luck, but willing to put herself out there, like a confident young lady, desperate enough for money….making her more flexible on price, and more importantly willing to suck my dick in a parking lot of a suburban neighborhood like she’s supposed to.

Technology may be ruining everything, including street hookers, and that is why we need to band together and protest the corporate escort agencies and sugar baby sites…and bring the business back to street level. The future is on us…like climate change….but more important.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gal Gadot on Killing Palestinians
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Khloe Kardashian – Erotica
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The Red Liquid in Steak is Not Blood
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Lego Car Crash Test with Pneumatic Cannon
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Japanese Vending Machines…
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Angelina Jolie Paid 25 Million for her House
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47 Goats Rush to Breakfast
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Kaley Cuoco Dancing With her Horse
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Kendrick Lamar – Generous
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2017

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know it’s hard to deny that the world is a dark and terrible place when the girl you sext goes off and shaves her pussy bald…when you’ve told her over and over again how BUSH is all you want, need or care about….and that bald pussy is what those monstrous Kardashians with their face injections and shit ton skin under pounds of make-up would do….while BUSH…is the one natural thing left in a world of artificial flavor…

Today…we have a funeral for the BUSH that was.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Mischa Barton Has Blocked the Sex Tape
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Kendrick Lamar Buys his Sister a Toyota
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Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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Elephants are Smart
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Iggy Azalea – Booty
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Seinfeld Rejects Kesha’s Hug
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My Girl Anna Braga Nipples
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40 Years of Hip Hop in 4 Minutes
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Rosie Jones – Photoshoot
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David Spade Gets Robbed Like He Robs All the Young Girls of their Dignity
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Lucy Hale – Sports Bra
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Game of Thrones in Lego
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Katie Holmes Went to Harvard Business School
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Oats Studios Seems Good
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Adriana Lima – Basic Looking
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Karlie Kloss – Pant Suit
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Elephant VS Rhino
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Whore Kris Kardashian’s Cleavage
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Selena Gomez – Braless
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Orange is the new Snack….Weird
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Madison Beer – Cleavage
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Selena Gomez – Crossed Legs
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Madison Beer – Slutty Performer
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Fertility Drugs Made George Clooney a Baby
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Piers Morgan VS Ariana Grande
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Ryan Lochte – Suicidal…
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Rachel McCord Censor Bar Tits of the Day
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Miley Cyrus – Nipple
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Rita Ora – Bikini
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Titty Pic of the Day
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NO! This is the Titty Pic of the Day
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NO!! THIS! IS! THE! TITTY! PIC!
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Amber Rose – Slut Walk
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Two Sloppy Tits Together
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Lame Nude Shoot of the Day
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Some Slut in a Costume
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Double Amputee Porn
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Pussy Play of the Day
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SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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Two Girls in a Cam Girl Threesome
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