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2017

06

Jun

Fat Rihanna in a See Through Shirt of the Day

I forgot Rihanna existed, she hasn’t been making much noise in a while and there are so many distractions in the world that she ultimately, despite her ego, her fans, her music, her existence…ultimately doesn’t matter…so she sings shitty songs mainstream suburbanites like…awesome…who fucking cares..right…

Well, she’s come back because it’s money making time, straight from the slums of Miami like she was still in Barbados shanty she came from and she’s bigger and badder than ever…at least bigger, upwards to twice the size she used to be which doesn’t make her twice as good…but makes her typical of her genetics and most Bajan woman I’ve seen on my countless trips to the island…

She’s also showing her nipples, which is the real highlight in this…uneventful…life we live…I mean us not her, her life is pretty solid…her gut isn’t though.

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2017

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that we all collectively wish Robert Kardashian, OJ’s friend and the accomplice in the Nicole Brown Murders, because he got rid of the evidence, followed his best friend who basically ruined his life, and did a little OJ himself…killing off the entire Kardashian clan, starting with his teen whore wife who left him for Bruce Jenner before he became a woman, and all of their kids…before killing himself…

I mean he died anyway, he might as well had done some good, rather than the evil legacy he leaves behind…

Instead we’re forced to look at their nipples..

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2017

06

Jun

Selena Gomez Braless Perky Tits of the Day

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I am sure things are pretty much a joke for The Weekend, just a ghetto kid from Canada with a voice of an Angel, who managed to become one of the top selling artists of the last few years, because of that voice of an angel, all while having a big dick that destroyed a bunch of chicks along the way, including but not limited to at least 4 girls I know personally, it’s a Canada thing, there aren’t that many of us…

And now he’s getting up inside Bieber’s sloppy seconds…like he’s the new Bieber…because he is….a title most people would hate…but now that Selena and her damaged entitled brat tits are perkier probably small implants and her LUPUS swelling is offset from facial injections…life’s good.

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2017

06

Jun

Bella Thorne Tongue and Nipple Ring of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such a seductress…

She’s a exhibitionist who puts herself out there – as naked as possible…she gives off the vibe that she fucking loves every second of it and probably masturbates to it…you know…like a real exhibitionist…

She’s also some candy coated vanilla Disney chick who finally found naughty…and loves it…

At least her love for her nipple ring is true and real, because she has nothing else to love, deep rooted issues from her parents not loving her…..

It’s just a nipple ring, and nipple rings aren’t a big deal, but Bella Thorne loves showcasing it – like it’s a thing to her and I appreciate that even if it’s not a big deal to everyone else in the world…it is to her…because she’s been controlled her entire youth.

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2017

06

Jun

Iggy Azalea Weird Fake Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea’s ass is fucking jacked up….

I realize that a specific demographic of dudes loves this shitter, but what the fuck am I looking at. It’s so freakish and abnormal, like she’s fat but she’s not fat, all at the same time, and then the part where she is fat is all lumpy and terrifying, which I guess is just another lie – like pretty much everything about her, her career, her “personal brand”, her “rapping” and everything about it….

This is just weirdness….you can probably masturbate to….because I believe in you.

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2017

06

Jun

Bregje Heinen Sexy Topless of the Day

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One of my most heated and romantic love affairs was short lived and with a dutch hooker…who was engaged to some architect and who didn’t charge me any money – but insisted on having me in her ass for whatever reason…a reason I went along with because that’s what you’re supposed to do when a girl asks you to fuck her up the ass…

The only think that was semi vile about my romantic love affair with a dutch engaged to be married to another man hooker…was when she’d say dirty things to me in her native dutch language and it sounded like Bregje Heinen…a hack, a cough, throat cancer from HPV, who knows…but it’s not sexy..

The nice thing about Bregje Heinen is that you don’t really ever need to hear her name, or listen to her speak because she’s a titty model and they usually come in pictures for you to come to.

It all works out in the end…except for your life…that shit doesn’t workout at all.

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2017

06

Jun

Carmen Electra Big Tits of the Day

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It’s kind of fun watching Carmen Electra expire…

It’s like those experiments you do in elementary school, no not on the kids you fucking creep, the ones where you take food and put it in a jar and you watch it rot, whether in your locker or for a lame science fair class…

It’s seeing the effect of plastic surgery melt away, age weirdly, and still think it’s hot because the tits are big, her body fit, and her entire existence has been based upon this..

Carmen Electra….research project….I’m into.

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2017

06

Jun

Bianca Frohlich Tits Photoshoot of the Day

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Bianca Fröhlich rockin’ her umlaut name and her shirt off while in panties on the bed doing pretty much nothing for a photoshoot that doesn’t matter – which I guess is the nature of the business…that isn’t quite a business but rather a Do it yourself dream to get famous like a Kardashian….just get naked in shoots that all look the same and the American Dream can happen for you…even if you’re not American.

I always see I’ve never seen so many naked chicks in my life, everyone is naked, and I am not complaining. It’s great….let the world be one fun loving naked person with social media anxiety struggling psychologically because they don’t get enough likes on a pic that doesn’t matter.

LIFE>

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2017

06

Jun

Britney Spears Performing is Erotic of the Day

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Britney Spears is a fetish….

I am not entirely sure if I am into Britney Spears because she’s some pop star icon from the 90s that I’ve seen grow up, fall apart, then pull herself togetehr…or if I just find her fit mom body kind of hot…or if I just like a girl who has been exploited by her parents so hard that they forced her to have a breakdown only to get possession of her like she is some kind of commodity…and she is…because she makes them all a lot of money and they can’t let it die, so instead they just brainwash and brainwash her not so bright mind into thinking this is what she likes to do…modern day slavery…child prostitution human trafficking shit…but the multi million dollar dancing monkey version..

It’s weird…it’s hot…I a like it.

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2017

06

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin makes me ask a very important question…is she getting an AIDS test and is an Ogre is a big Troll, or if a Troll can be 8 feet tall and monstrous…I don’t do the fantasy sci/fi thing so I can’t be sure…

What I do know is that her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…and that I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for making fun of her, even though he made fun of her publicly and is part of the reason she’s this mess.

Because you’d think with Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger as parents, she’d be far more important than she is, but instead she’s gone from awkward beach / surf girl, to faux lesbian, to tatted up sad girl, to attempting to be a model and social media girl, to becoming just weird…and I think it’s just some identity crisis who is too broken to climb the ladder properly…but her cousin pulled it off…and I guess…her showing tits on social media I am blocked on is fun….even if I prefer sex tapes.

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