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2017

15

May

Olivia North Nude Hipster Model of the DAy

Olivia North is a virtual nobody, but along with all the other girls on instagram trying to get followers, she is willing to get naked, and not just implied naked, full on, look at my pussy hard enough that you can see it’s tongue sticking out at you, style naked, in a photoshoot that is neither hot or inspiring, because she believes in her heart of hearts that she has what it takes to be a social media influencer who gets paid to just exist…like everyone on social media who is paid to just exist…and I wouldn’t say she doesn’t deserve it, or she’s not good enough to be that….that’s where the world is headed or already is…give all these girls a chance so that all other girls get naked too…as I won’t be satisfied until I see everyone NAKED…every last vagina in this goddamn world….that’s a 5/10 or better, over 18, but that’s about it…

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2017

15

May

Anna Camp and Anna Kendrick and Britney Snow and Rebel Wilson in Bikinis of the Day

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The cast of Pitch Perfect, including the fat one….got together for a vacation in Mexico to discuss Pitch Perfect 3, the middle aged years…because there comes a time in every average looking actresses life when she has to realize that she is in her fucking 30s, has a broken down old lady face, is not hot and her being a student is not believable…she’s more faculty, or recently divorced trying to get back to where she left off when she dropped out of college to get married and have kids….

So Anna Camp, whoever that is, Brittany Snow and Weird face Anna Kendrick together in Mexico is like some sad girl’s trip…or bachelorette party…and you should find these depressing as you jerk off to them…because aging sucks…for women more than men…but still..

Here are some of the pics, I like their use of the fat one.

Posted in:Anna Camp|Anna Kendrick|Brittany Snow|SFW|Videos

2017

15

May

Baywatch Premiere of the Day

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I guess I should do a post on the Baywatch premiere, because despite not getting any budget from the people who created Baywatch the movie (PARAMOUNT), not giving me money to promote their bullshit movie….which is probably a good thing…

I’d hate to be a whore endorsing this nonsense because they gave me 25,000 dollars to do so, but I’d like the 25,000 dollars more than having integrity to you assholes who never cared enough to give me any love and respect despite my honest take on pop culture…

I have said it before, and I’ll say it again, because i assume that the only people who will see this shit is 40 year old weirdos who used to jerk off to baywatch..

I know the hope is that kids will see it because the Rock is in it, and unless tits get snapped off, or blow the fuck off, I don’t think they stand a chance..

We have this thing called internet porn and slutty hot chicks on instagram, to see some average cunts in bathing suits sent to a porno quality storyline worked in 1990s late night TV…but as a movie, when kids don’t got to movies…fuck that…noise…

And noise it is, but they had a premiere to hype up this FAIL…that better fucking fail and paid some cunts to be there…..

Do Not go See This Shit…

Pam Anderson the Queen….of Baywatch…which besides the sex tape and Playboy is all she’s done and known for….looking terrifying…zombie…monster…frankenstein weirdness…

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Charlotte McKinney is in the Movie, which is a reminder of how shit it will be….

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Donna D’Errico is still livng her Baywatch dream because Baywatch was the reasons she didn’t get into porn and will forever be grateful for that..because that’s all this shit was…

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Izabel Goulart was there…I guess she’s in it also…weird….

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In more Miami Baywatch Promo – Kelly Rohrbach was there in a towel for attention – you know cuz she doesn’t have Leo to ride anymore – she’s gotta pull her own stunts…

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More interestingly – but not necessarily hotter – Pam Anderson was lurking in a see through shirt..

Posted in:Events|SFW

2017

15

May

Katy Perry Music Video of the Day

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Katy Perry’s music video has 27 million views…in 2-3 days of it being live…

That is fucking absurd….

The highlight of her video, is her being rubbed down with flour, by men dressed like chefs…while wearing some sort of leotard….It’s some human as food fetish video, which I guess Katy Perry’s existent has been a fetish across the board…from Kissing a Girl to whatever else she’s been involved in…

I figure there’s been at least on porno based on this weirdness, I used to know some girl who would do naked Sushi at bachelor parties, I figure this is up on that….

I just find it weird because she’s not hot, she’s not very good, her body is dumpy and she’s now old…

NOT TO mention, her music isn’e even good, it’s not even catchy….the lyrics are dumb, who the fuck is listening to this getting down and singing along random irrelevant words about cooking….I am not about to analyze the shit, I just know it’s bad…but America likes bad, they like familiar, and here she is – still making money…

27 million views on such a dumb song…crazy…she’s tolling us and winning….but I guess it’s pretty pornographic….glad the kids are watching it.

Katy Perry was at some Event CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW|Videos

2017

15

May

Dream Girl and Other Videos of the Day

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Fisherman – VS – Amazing Scene – Couple Fuck

Woman Not Allowed to Pee – Goes for It in the Garbage Can

Tel Aviv Slut Walk is Not Very Slutty

Walmart Shoplifter Eats Shit

helicopter at the Fast Food

Terrible Motorcycle

Man on a Scooter having Fun

the Woman Who Burnt her Pussy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess today is really the mother’s day hangover, because all you mother fuckers were out there fucking mothers, on the one day where women either whine about not having kids, whine about their dead mothers, or whine about not being appreciated enough by their kids, leaving them disappointed and eager for someone, anyone, to enter their emotionally unstable wombs….Women are crazy..

It was also a day filled with my own disappointment where despite identifying as a mother at the breakfast spot trying to get a discount breakfast…”Free for Mothers” is a lie because despite what the media wants to tell you, society isn’t as sensitive to people who identify as mothers for a discount, I guess you need to wear a dress or body modify yourself to make it seem legit…

Here are some stepLINKS…..in the Morning….

Australian Mooning the Eurovision
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Some Chick Named Kelly Gale in Underwear
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Arrested Development is Back
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The Girl with the Insane Birth Mark
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Scary Go Pro Skiing Footage
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Weird Cover Song of the Day
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War Machine – Trailer
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Hard Faced Jenna Dewan Dancer on Fucking Justin Timberlake…
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2017

14

May

Bella Throne Half Naked Titty and Booty Shake Mother’s Day Dane Party of the Day

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I figure all the Bruce Jenner’s out there, doing double duty, being both dad and mom need to be celebrated by watching Bella Throne, even if you’re more into homo shit as she dances around naked….

It’s more interesting that seeing all the dead mom tributes, or living mom tributes, like it’s dead mom day, or like all you little cunts are pretending to actual care about your moms despite making their lives hell.

It’s better to see some girl who was so stage parented by her mom, on some kind of rebellion, doing whatever it is she can to piss off her mother, with a big fuck you on mother’s day, knowing that the mom is totally against her being this unstable, undressed, clown, after all the mom did to make her exist…

It’s funny…

But it’s also hot, because she’s young, and has a hot body and that’s about all I need for mothers day, a womb to look at that I’d like to crawl into from the ass side, and tits I’d want to breast feed on, because we all deserve a little mom fetish sometime…teen mom fetishes just happen to be better than actual moms, or pretending you yourself are a mom and offering your tits to suck in the park…

Either way, Bella Throne Seems Fun.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

13

May

McKayla Maroney’s Booty is the Olympic Dream for Team USA of the Day

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Mckayla Maroney is on some Bruce Jenner shit, you win the Olympic gold after your parents whore you out and force you into the shit and next thing you know you’re producing slutty social media pics, realizing people like the slutty social media pics, and eventually realize that shit…that gymnast ass with some puberty and what looks like some BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT injections for added shape, why else would she be wearing a brasil shirt..bitch be literal, she’s a pro athlete who doesn’t do athletics anymore, but doesn’t have to because now that she’s stopped training and got her period back…her booty is substantial, ridiculous, lovely…and worth showing off..

I’ve know the Olympic dream had been into her booty for a while, but this is the first I’ve seen it like that and figure I’m drunk on a Saturday after too much tequila, sexting girls about anal sex poop dick….why not post it up for the 3 perverts on the site at this hour…cuz it looks good.

Shoutout to Jimmy for sending this in.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2017

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is mother’s day, so there will be a lot of tribute statuses on social media by hot enough chicks, sad that their mom’s are dead….but you, you are a hero, and you know that when you are a hero, you can get into a girl’s pants pretty easily….and that is why I suggest you cut and paste this comment to put under their tribute post…

“if you aren’t busy on sunday, we can go to the cemetery and dig her up…I’ll bring a car battery and we can try to jump start her”…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Madison Beer – Tube Top Wearing Slut Whore
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Busy Philipps and her Sad Story
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Blac Chyna Got a Ferrari for 29th
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Beth Stern Says Howard Stern Husband is Great – Because he Make 350 million a year…
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Asian Contortionists for the Pervs
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Adriana Lima in a Red Dress
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Bella Thorne Sports Bra…
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Joanna Krupa Nipples…
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A Capella Cover of Music froM Guardians of the Galaxy – is the Worst
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Old Hot Michelle Pfeiffer
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Jamie Foxx is Still Fucking Katie Holmes
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Poppy Delevingne Pokies
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Kelly Gale Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Kourtney Kardashian Braless…
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Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049 – SHOT FOR SHOT
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Idiot Diving into 1000 Mousetraps
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie
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Elsa Hosk – Victoria’s Secret
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The History of the World in 20 Minutes
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When Jimi Hendrix Opened for the Monkees
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Sara Sampaio for Victoria’s Secret
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Alien Movie Chronological
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Colorado Hail Storm 2017
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Nicola Peltz REALLY Boring Photoshoot
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Taylor Armstrong in a Fireman Outfit…
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Weird Sean Spicer TRoll
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Joanna Krupa Nipples
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Little Girl Teaches You How to Oil Change
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WWE Diva Nude
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Bruce Jenner Ruins Caitlyn
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Brielle Biermann – is Cashing the Fuck In on Fit Tea
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Dude from OFFSPRING got his PHD
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Miss USA BIKINIS
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Some Slut Named Roxanne Pallett in a Bikini
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Ariel Winter – Big TIts
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Fat Shame This..
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Amy Schumer Big Tits…
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Aida Yespica Bikini
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Melissa MCarthhy is Doing Sean Spicer Becuase She’s Milking It
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I don’t know what this is…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Big Asian Tits
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A Lot of Spread Pussy
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Porn Slut – Tori Black – Photoshoot
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Sexy Demolition Time…Weird Fetish
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Hot Model – Hot Body
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Topless Asian Soccer Team Flash
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Ridiculous Orgasm….
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Hairstyle of the Day
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Big Tits of the Week
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Fire cracker in her Ass
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Naked Wet Girls
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Woman Loses Underwear
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2017

12

May

Anna Herrin Lookin’ Good of the Day

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I like Anna Herrin…she’s some LA catalog model….who does a lot of eCommerce shit…getting half naked isn’t enough to differentiate yourself from all the other hot chicks on instagram with great bodies who don’t fucking matter but who are doing the exact same thing as you….

So get naked…

She’s another one of the Mark Zuckerberg narcissism is a real thing and people are victims to it, who has managed to make a career out of it, whether that’s with rich guys, or actual model job, either way – a joke…and all it takes is being hot enough, or compelling enough, with an audience…you can even be a fat chick..

She is not a fat chick, she’s good….clearly on the rich guy hustle…