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2017

11

May

Joanna Krupa’s Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa is garbage….I mean as garbage as a low level model, turned wife to a rich guy because she got into the TV scene after years of doing very little in Maxim Magazine…you know the default hot chick for their stories…that offered her a chance to be shot buy the paparazzi at the yearly Maxim event and I guess get cast in Dancing with the Stars…putting her on the map…showing her tits in a see through dress, showcasing the BOTOX older face, doing what she can for attention cuz she knows she’s hot, or has been marketed as being hot, and I guess she also knows she has implants and it’s not like showing her own tits, they are after market tits..and the whole thing…perfectly shameless and thus something I support….because Polish Immigrants with intellectual parents need to live the American dream of being a useless slut for money too you know..

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2017

11

May

Playboy Emulates Instagram of the Day

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According to Julia Almendra Instagram this Julia Almendra is a low level instagram model, hot sure, but doing the same hustle all the instagram people are doing and Playboy picked up on it and produced this shoot of her, because Playboy is back in the mix, trying to claim their territory by peeing on low level models getting naked for free everywhere…in a scramble to save the brand…

You see, they slaughtered the brand in the 2000s with all the gutter low level bootleg Pam Anderson trash….then with the internet….when they partnered with Pornhub…that produced some of the most vile shoots of the most vile girls they found passed out in the bathroom at a stripclub who had a Playboy tattoo….then they pulled nudity…what the hell….and tried to go ART…when ART is dead….and now they are back to nudity…where their shoots look like low level instagram shoots for low level instagram magazines that feature nudity….in attempt to win…

It’s just fucking backwards to me…but it is happening and watching billion dollar brands total flip flop like retards is funny…they have the resources to do so much, yet they are instead a share for share hub of average already naked instagram models who don’t even have a following…it’s weird.

This still totally misses the mark..seriously…garbage pics, concept, vision…garbage.

Posted in:Julia Almendra

2017

11

May

Sugar Baby Xenia Deli on the Beach of the Day

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At one point in time, not that long ago, Xenia Deli was the model who’s deli meat I wanted to eat….you know squeeze that shit between my fingers and make it look like a fucking sandwich….

I was one of her biggest advocates, I campaigned for her, I went to bat for her, I celebrated her and I would say “WHY INTERNET WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT XENIA DELI”….you see because she was so hot, yet unable to secure some mainstream success…but like the
Moldavian she is, she turned to sex work, fell in love with a billionaire as these things happen, and now does shoots to seem like she’s not a mooch, despite being a mooch, as she knows sex workers must maintain…

Apparently she’s only 26, I mean that looks like some kind of lie on her papers when she escaped communism…her ass is sagging, her discipline isn’t there, because you give a bitch that billionaire life..and they start slacking…

Here she in on the beach regardless…and she’s not dead yet, in fact she’s way more expensive now…luxurious and exclusive…

Here she is with another hooker named Sandra Kubica….

Here is a video of her looking good in the ocean….

Here she is with her Sugar Daddy / Billionaire Husband….who clearly doesn’t fuck around.

Here she is with a homeless guy, keeping it real, in what I consider a great pic…

That’s been enough Xenia Deli…..for the day.

Posted in:SFW|Xenia Deli

2017

11

May

Ariel Winter Big Tits for Kimmel of the Day

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Fat girl Ariel Winter wore some silly bathing suit, trashy whore from instagram, looking outfit to Kimmel last night, or the other night…and she looked like the troll that she is…because when you’re a troll you have to just put it out there and own it…you know you can’t be a troll SHAMER…

That said, I find it interesting, but not that interesting that the girls who are the first to be body positive and fight for the rights of fat chicks…or in this case troll chicks…are often times the first girl willing to get BOTOX if you’re paying.

I guess being body positive and supporting ugly people and their right to be ugly, when ugly, is just compensation for you not wanting to be ugly, and figuring if you create a movement it makes it better…

But the first chance your lazy ass gets for LIPPO, you’re there…because you can pretend to not be a vapid superficial cunt, but I find it interesting that every girl who is loud about this shit, is a vapid superficial cunt… and the first to try and sexualize herself and portray herself as hot…..

If they were really into Body Positivity, why are they trying so hard to look like bikini models that they wear the shit to the event…or for the paparazzi…or DISNEY land…

It makes me assume that the ugly bitches who fight for the rights of ugly bitches just don’t have the money to afford medical spa cosmetic treatments, so they hate on it…or ugly bitches hate being ugly, but pretend they don’t by posing or dressing hot…when they shouldn’t…because that’s how delusion works….

The whole thing…weird to me..but people seem to think Ariel Winter is hot, thanks to having been on TV, so there’s that.

Here’s her BELLY in VIDEO….TALKING ABOUT BAKING TWO PIES….because that’s how you get built like this. .

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

11

May

Karen Gillan Photoshoot of the Day

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Karen Gillan is someone I’ve never heard of, I don’t really keep on top of this shit, but she’s clearly something nerds jerk off to, from her Red Hair and average looks, to being in movies like Guardians of the Galaxy (2014), Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017), Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, The Circle (2017), Avengers: Infinity War (2018)….all nerd shit, all blockbusters, meaning bitch is getting paid…

So I figure why not help her promote some bullshit movie, that you will all see because you’re virgin losers, that will make all these people richer than they are, while remain sitting on our vile, soiled, torn apart couch that looks like it has been raped at least twice…and is now dying of AIDS and a broken heart….

Because that’s what I do…I buy into marketing tactics that feature the vagina in movies for movies trying to sell seats….

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2017

11

May

Creepy Hermione Corfield Pictures of the Day

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I don’t know who Hermione Corfield is – but she’s in a bunch of movies I would never fucking see – ever – but that pay pretty well…like XXX and King Arthur and a whole lot of other shit, including but not limited to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Mission impossible…garbage..

I do think she looks creepy in these pics, at some event, like some ghost child you’d find in your attic, basement or under your bed, that you’d want to have ghost sex with, beause it’s better than just jerking off….

She’s 23, despite looking 12, so it’s safe.

She’s pretty shitty at INSTAGRAM

But it is better to be a HERMI than a HERPE….TRUE STORY.

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Posted in:Hermione Corfield|SFW

2017

11

May

Penelope Cruz has a Breast on her Back of the Day

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I figure why not keep focus on Spanish actresses who have made it in Hollywood this morning by showcasing the celebrated, once deemed hot, looking old, academy award winning Penelope Cruz….Tom Cruise’s sister.

I remember I used to fuck a girl who used to say she looked like Penelope Cruz, mainly because she had a monster fucking nose and shit toned skin, so in a lot of ways I feel like I’ve fucked Penelope Cruz. Sure she was a 300 pounder, in her mid 50s, didn’t look like Penelope Cruz, but put on a good act when faking her squirt, which was in fact just pee…she was no Oscar winner and didn’t live a life of Luxury…..but she was convinced she was on some Penelope Cruz shit, so who am I to argue…that’d be like telling a Bruce Jenner type he’s not a girl, but a boy with Mental issues and you know how that works out for the most part…

I am sure this even is massively important in Spain…more importantly, I guess this is what milk feels like when it expires.

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Posted in:Penelope Cruz|SFW

2017

11

May

Elsa Pataky Ass Looks Great in Elle Vogue of the Day

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Elsa Pataky has a great ass in these pictures…which would probably explain why people, mainly virgin loser dudes are into Elsa PAtaky…

I recognize her name, but everytime she pops up, clothed or in slutty bikini pics for Vogue, showing off her great Spanish ass…I have to google her…I guess she’s not memorable even though she has such a silly fucking name…

She is fucking old, 40 years old…and she’s Chris Hemsworth wife and mom of his 3 kids…interesting….someone sounds like she may be a hooker…or at least a vain bitch who doesn’t want her man to cheat on her with young pussy, or at least appreciate her old pussy because she can’t be a hooker, since she’s in movies and has a career of her own..and did before linking up with Chris Hemsworth…the hookers are the girls he pays to piss on him – but more importantly since this is Vogue, bitch is clearly fashion. Fashion you can jerk off to.

Posted in:Elsa Pataky|SFW

2017

11

May

Drunk Naked Woman Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Escalator Eats People…

Biker Escapes Death

Sad End to a Poor Goose

People Sturggling to Cross the Glass Bridge

Another Baby Falling from the Sky

Worker Gets Destroyed

Deer Being Hunted Licks Gun Barrel – Sad

Motorcycle Finds Achilles Heel of Truck

Worst Place to Break Down

Food Tower Fail – I Call Staged..

Camel and Bus Accident

Fork Life Murder

Weird Chicago Shoot Out

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls are so annoying with their emotionally driven opinions that are ultimately totally inconsistent and hypocritical to everything they do…but in their female brain they believe the nonsense they spew, whether it is about politics, or social justice, religion, equality, pretty much everything….they have these bold fucking statements but then you look at their lives and they are vapid, half naked, daddy issue fame whores from social media. It’s weird…

That’s why the comment you want to leave on their stupid statuses is:

“this is what happens when you give women the right to vote….next thing you know they’re experts on religion, politics, philosophy and science….what makes you the EXPERT!!!! oh right…YOUR VAGINA…..cuz you’re beautifoul”

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Jessica Chastain Rolling her Eyes Fetish
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Wags on the Beach
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100 People Eating a Banana Seductively
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Celeb Vegan Chef is a Scammer – All Vegans Are Really…
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Kelly Rohrbach Dumpy at an Event
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Alexis Bledel’s Erotica in Handmaid’s Tail..
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Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger Had Sex in this House…
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Kirsten Dunst in a New Movie…the Trailer
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Newest Fetish Hobby Horsing
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Funny Show Selection on NBC Next Easter Sunday
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Joanna krupa – Hard Nipple
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Some Slut Named Joanna Garcia in a Slutty Shirt
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Dynasty is Getting a Reboot….
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