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2017

02

May

Apparently, this is Zendaya’s Nipple of the Day

Zendaya is some skinny Disney bitch who was on the same show as a pre-slut Bella Thorne, that I guess paved the way for Bella Thorne to be the slut that she is, thanks to being sold off by her parents at a young age, teaching her what giving the people what they want is all about, while allowing her to get what she wants out of the situation…empowering…really…

Well, like Bella Thorne, her more famous co-star, at least to the perverts everywhere, who I guess watched their show and jerked off….who are likely racists…you know only white trash loves Disney channel enough to subscribe to it…she’s showing nipple…

NIPPLE at the Met Gala…because fashion is about nipples, and so is everything else apparently…

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2017

02

May

Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day

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It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby….

Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want…

Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner…

But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now….

COVER GIRL!!

Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success…

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2017

02

May

Sandra Kubicka Shitty Playboy of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is a fake model but I guess she doesn’t call herself a fake model because according to her instagram she’s bought a lot of fans – so she’s legit…and she’s got an AGENCY…but more importantly a hot body…

She’s Polish, but lives in Miami and has done zero campaigns, which makes me question what type of model she is…where is the money coming in, or is the money from people coming in…her…

BUT she’s booked Playboy, where she’s not getting naked, even though PLAYBOY is supposed to be naked so she’s either a not so typical hooker, not wanting to work a real job, showing the world how hot their body is to generate some following and increase her day rate for her hooking….

OR she’s just a girl figuring out the American dream…from Poland with love…if there’s money…or sex work…or just looking good half naked on social media who fucking cares…she looks good and I support sex work at all levels..because the real win is making a living off being in a bikini…while actual American have to work. Suckers…

I guess she’s not even that hot, but people like her, and thus American companies will work with her, it’s a fascinating scam these girls are all living off of…amazing…it’s like people don’t care about much other than following…that these bitches can buy…it’s so weird.

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2017

02

May

Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls

Joy Corrigan is getting older, she hasn’t quite made it, but has made a living at this Bikini model in florida shit…so good for her, who wants a real career when you can bank barely working, staying fit…it’s a good life…

She probably has rich boyfriends, but that doesn’t mean she can’t do staged paparazzi pics, in the same pose as her friend, which is the same pose so many of these people do, because they are all on the same fucking hustle, lack creativity, but it’s a girl in a bikini and that alone is enough.

Hot cheesy body. I dig it. Like a 90s commercial…

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2017

02

May

Daphne Groeneveld is So Good of the Day

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Daphne Groeneveld is amazing, one of my favorite models of the week, not that that is saying anything, I have a short attention span and all these girls are pretty interchangeable, and there are so many slutty girls posting slutty pics, it’s hard to keep track of my favorites, I’m just drowning in hot slutty pics all day – everyday – it never ends…and that’s both a good thing because I am addicted to slutty pics…but a bad thing because it’s a huge distraction, a waste of time, and I guess like any addiction…except maybe an addiction to making money – not very rewarding…

One trend I’ve been noticing that’s great is the pantsless pics, no underwear, just ass…it’s that almost porn enough but still fashion that has been going around…

I like skinny girl booty being popped…so it’s about as magical as it gets for me….

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2017

02

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens has been getting fit and in getting fit – the slutty selfies in bikini – designed to be just casual hanging out – but we know the reality – the truth – what they are really about….because slutty selfies is the only way to be relevant, otherwise why would all these girls do it…

Sex Sells, nudity sells, and no matter what dude created “empowering” of women marketing hook, to get them all to actively participate, while knowing the same thing we’ve all known forever, sex sells…

To think these people don’t know exactly what they are doing is just dumb of anyone who believes it

I trust that we are smarter than this…and know that TITS are still tits no matter what bullshit is attached to it…

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2017

02

May

Britney Spears Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears was not at the Met Ball, because who gives a fuck about the Met Ball, the fashion industry is a fucking scam filled with liars and groupies…selling overpriced bullshit that isn’t any better quality or concept than anything else, they just found a way to cash in and trick idiots to buy into their shit..

Kind of like Britney Spears’ parents, who have been milking their scam for a long fucking time, but luckily their baby girl, the earner, maintains her fitness to continue earning, and in the process posts slutty gym selfies because she knows she looks good and so do you.

Britney Spears for life…motherfucker.

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2017

02

May

Evan Rachel Wood Erotica of the Day

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I don’t think Evan Rachel Wood erotica is an actual thing…but she did bang Marilyn Manson, the reason for Columbine, at least once or twice when they were dating and she was showing the world how edgy, GOTH and Dark she is…before ending up with BILLY ELLIOTT…some poofter dancer… DOESN’T MATTER…

She was the racy tween in the movie I remember creeps jerking off to called THIRTEEN, based on slutty Nikki Reed’s childhood…and I don’t really know what else she’s done…a bunch of independent things…because she’s edgy…

This is some photoshoot promoting who knows what…and this post has been a waste of all of our time – because there’s no TAKEAWAY…but is there ever really a takeaway from the nonsense I shit on these posts, when I’d rather be shit on by the girl in the pics…because it’s a better story….

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2017

02

May

Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day

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It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it…

Everyone is scrambling to figure out what the people want, so that they can sell their bullshit to the people, and the “models” and “instagrammers” seen as the leaders or the “influencers”….are winning out and getting paid….

So this exclusive fundraiser for some Museum brings out all the whores excited to be part of something high end and exclusive, as it helps their profile grow…and makes them feel relevant.

While other actual celebs attend in stupid outfits because it’s fashion…

I figure it’d be a good target for some people who hate the American way….but instead the lame terrorists target innocent people, not the vapid cunts that ruin culture and are demons delivered to us by the anti-christ himself…representing all the deadly sins in one pair of soiled panties…of cum, desperation, greed, vanity and disppair…

Candice Swanepoel was there…Looking Pretty Trashy….but maybe I just hate when models become moms and showcase their milk filled tits after losing all the baby weight…yeah…I hate that…or it’s the eye makeup…

Adriana Lima Was there Falshing panties – because fuck it – she’s Adriana Lima and at this Stage in the Game – What’s Showing a Little Panty…

Hailee Steinfeld Brought out her Child Star No Longer a Child – LEGS.

Ellie Fanning Tits…..Creepy Child Star No LOnger a Child – TITS

Em Rat Cow was there – because if you fuck Ben Affleck and David Fincher to get into a movie, you are no longer a titty model, but instead someone paid to go to fashion events, despite being a great set of tits on a weird looking birdface – with zero interesting at all.

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Cara Delevingne – Helmet Head….Robot…SO Future…Crying for Attention while being super exclusive…So Edgy, So relevant, So Now…So bullshit.

Brie Larson Big Tits….Pretending to be Hot….Not Hot…but won an Oscar so that ego’s pumping…thriving..

Gisele in a Dress….because she’s a lady…despite Tom Brady’s Homosexuality…She looks good.

: NEW YORK, NY – MAY 01: Co-chair Gisele Bundchen attend the “Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between” Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Neilson Barnard/Getty Images)

Jessica Chastain Big Tits…

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Blake Lively Hip to Waist Ratio….

Selena Gomez classy for a slut….exploited by her parents…to become this rehab rockin’ vixen…

HERE is the WEEKND Sticking His Face in her Tits

Kate Hudson Booty….because it may be an old weathered mom…but it’s still a rich kid celebrity child…

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Emma Roberts in a Tight Dress…so Skinny Bitch Looks like a Bobble Head..

Kendall and Kylie because they are fashion…they are the fashion industry…trash….but fashion…showing ass…

: Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock (8770824cv) Kylie Jenner The Costume Institute Benefit celebrating the opening of Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art of the In-Between, Arrivals, The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, USA – 01 May 2017