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2023

02

Aug

Sophie Turner Braless of the Day

Sophie Turner’s middle name is Belinda and her face looks a lot like a Belinda to me….

The Game of Thrones actress who has a lot of really creepy fucking fans because she was the hot chick in Game of Thrones, which in the event you didn’t know was a heavily popular show, not just with the nerds, but it had dragons in it, so definitely for the nerds and if I know anything about nerds, they are the ones committed and obsessive about the characters in their favorite shows….no matter how mainstream they get…so CUM has destroyed computers with this one….

She’s now a mom of 2 with a Jonas brother, I assume a groupie situation on her part, marrying the TeenBeat poster she first fucked her hairbrush before becoming famous, but it’s possible the Jonas Brother is a Game of Throne nerd who bought her two, groupie-ing goes two ways…

She has her nipple out in a T-shirt, the way you’d want a mom of 2 to be if she’s a 27 year old actress you’ve jerked off to so much because in your nerd mind you think you’re married to, or in a relationship with due to AUTISM….

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2023

02

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of fat fucks, celebrate the women out there who are too vain to allow themselves to be fat fucks…

Whatever the reason, whether it’s negative body image, body dysmorphia, just wanting to be hot for the social media, for the sex work, for the sugar babying, to land the better dude, rather than the dog shit bottom of the barrel people….I’m on board…

If anything fit bitches are the reason you should join the gym, because apparently, at least every time I’ve been at the gym, there has been fit bitches in the tight clothing that you see them wear at the grocery store, but in squat, bridges, humping the are, training their asses…a good thing…

In a world of fat fucks, encourage, celebrate and elevate the fit chicks to a higher level so that these fat chicks go the fuck away.

RIGHT?

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2023

02

Aug

Britney Spears Red Thong of the Day

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I don’t think this video of Britney Spears doing a dance routine with her 40 year old mom gut hanging over her thong is anything recent, but they want us to think that it is, because they want us to think that Britney is free and not dead…but I don’t believe that storyline, I’m a conspiracy theorist and this shit is fake as fuck…

I do think this video of Britney Spears in a thong is on a level of weird, awkward and uncomfortable, even if it is recent and even if it is Britney Spears because the quality of this shit is like amateur porn, when only fat ladies were producing amateur porn, back in the early days of the internet before hot chicks stole their amateur porn glory, it was one step away from being scanned photos….

To think that a bitch was in captivity for decades, worked to the bone, and this is her messaging to the world now that she is free, just a crazy lady you’d find in a back alley dancing in her underwear for a homeless guy paying her in crack, seems a little bargain basement Walmart Britney, but maybe this is her creative vision finally unfolding in a humiliating and uncomfortable way!

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2023

02

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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My general life philosophy is:

Cum on Cameltoes…

If that doesn’t workout….

Cum to Cameltoes….

Because the frontal wedgie, the VEDGIE, the PUSSY Wedgie…is FUCKING everywhere, making my general life philosophy pretty fucking distracting…

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2023

02

Aug

Christina Milian Green Bikini of the Day

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WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE? LOOK….it’s an old as fuck mom of two posing by the rocks like she’s a young hot influencer because in her delusional rich person brain, she is still that 20 year old hot chick with the one hit wonder for a music video where she was half naked and fucking the ground….

When it comes to influencer content, I always feel bad for the non-influencers just trying to mind their own business, until a cunt like this comes into their vacation space and pulls off a lame ass iphone photoshoot with no fucking respect to that fact that some of us hate this influencer shit, it’s fucking gay….

NOT TO MENTION, this is post photoshop, the real deal version is probably even MORE embarrassing that this shit..

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2023

02

Aug

Shanna Moakler Shows her Box of the Day

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Shanna Moakler is the Playboy chick who is now in her late 40s or 50s who was probably best known for being with Travis Barker before he got AIDS and became a Kardashian, but the truth is, he probably always had AIDS..or at least looked like he had AIDS and it didn’t take becoming a Kardashian to deplete him of any sense of life he may have had….and I guess for being with Oscar De La Hoya before he was humiliated on the internet for his cross-dressing, possible head injury from the box life, pictures…

Clearly, the child support and spousal support payments aren’t enough, they are never enough, when you’re a person who makes their money through monetizing the tits, because the tits will always give, they are the gift that will carry you forward, no matter how rotten they get….

I guess this is from her exclusive porn channel she does because she thinks she’s hot, or more importantly her identity is being hot, or more importantly, she’s addicted to selling her cunt even when it should be retired.

I bet she doesn’t like these being posted to you ungrateful cucks for free….ROBIN HOOD shit…

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2023

02

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not smoke weed, I may think weed is nature’s medicine that probably helps people with all kinds of ailments, unless that’s just propaganda to get everyone to smoke weed, thinking they are getting healthy, when becoming brainless idiots….because the government started pushing weed on the public, which could have been for money, but they can just print as much money as they want, so it’s got to be more sinister…obviously, they aren;’t our friends…

So yeah, I may not smoke weed, but I am a fucking burn out anyway, so here’s a bunch of girls doing content with weed or weed adjacent things for the weed nerds out there, or to pretend that they are hard, edgy….wild…exciting naked chicks on the internet!

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2023

02

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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We see enough fat chicks in marketing, in ads, in TV and the movies….they keep pushing on us like the untapped demographic marketers neglected and realized when they decided to invite them to the party, these bitches ran with their credit cards out at the pace you’d expect them to run to the free buffet….because they could now dress like hot chicks, while being fat chicks too, and it helped the cosplay of being the hot chick despite being the fat chick….that apparently works, since dudes will fuck anything….and when fat chicks get fucked, they forget they are fat, and instead act like cunty hot chicks….throwing off the whole dynamic of what a fat chick is supposed to be…

So I am a firm believer of NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

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2023

01

Aug

Sophie Mudd Monster Tits of the Day

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Calm Down Sophie Mudd….save some titty for the other girls….

This is just ridiculous!

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2023

01

Aug

Sami Sheen Erotica of the Day

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This is Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter, who launched an OnlyFans when she turned 18, because you know that’s the lifestyle she aspires to be part of, thanks to being raised in degeneracy by some serious perverts that we can only assume had some fetishes that were likely illegal in most states…

In being a classy young rich girl from a gated community who had a steady stream of porn stars sleeping in the guest room and laying out by daddy’s AIDS pool, she’s got her tongue out in her underwear, rocking prison tats like a gutter and abused girl you’d expect to find in the porn industry, at least before it was mainstream and its’ all so barely edgey, but skinny broken rich girls who look like they were victims of abuse are a thing, a fetish, and when they sexualize themselves from that abuse rather than prude themselves up or go fat lesbian who eats her feelings, their tongues can do wonderful things…

Sami Sheen is good.

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