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2017

24

Apr

Big Sofia Vergara Tits Riding an Inflatable Bull of the Day

Sofia Vergara and her big tits riding and Inflatable bull like the Spanish decendant she is…..has to be a fetish for at least one of you – even if there is just one of you – because big tits in a bikini are timeless, or ageless, even when the tits involved are aging…they’ve managed to make it beyond the cut off date, and seduce their way into the hearts of everyone who like big tits…her thick accent and all … on a hit show…with huge fanbase…insane…but it happened…and it here..like her riding the inflatable…and all it took was big tits, some cocaine, lots of perverts into the spanish nanny accent…and that’s about all it took..

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2017

24

Apr

Debby Ryan Nipple of the Day

You may remember Debby Ryan from when she was on Barney & Friends. Weird….

Yes…a child actor in the Barney Franchise….Weird…..

Yes…whored out by her parents….but more creepily recognized by you – because you shouldn’t watch Barney enough to recognize the 23 year old version of a kid who was on the show – especially when you don’t have kids…it’s what gets you on the registry…where you belong…

She went to some event with no bra on, blazer open, cuz she wanted you to see her tit, so thank her for that with a jerk off…and remember…free the nipple is a good thing – unless I am doing it – in public….because…I’m not a 23 year old with massive nipples…famous from whatever she does – I am too lazy to google her IMDB…when all we care about is the tits…

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2017

24

Apr

Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Kate Beckinsale may be this weird anti-aging celebrity that virgin nerdy dudes at comicon like jerking off to – because she is a freak of nature – especially for a British woman…

While Lily Beckinsale is the girl who took her mom’s last name and has a wonderful waist to hip ratio – heading into college while being over 18….tight bodied like she’s not because their genetics defy aging and looking at her sexually – is the right thing to do – but when doing it…it’s hard to not think she’s underage – I guess this is what they look for when casting for teen porn…legal but grey area…

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2017

24

Apr

Rat Cow in a Magazine of the Day

Rat Cow bores me, she’s got great tits on a small frame, tits I assume are fake, like the injections she’s getting in her face to attempt to look less birdlike, but is failing at….because she’s a failure…in so many ways – besides showing her tits to get attention and carrying that through sex with Kanye, Ben Affleck and David Fincher and really whoever else will give her money…

What makes this shoot funny is looking deep into the images, like when I took a film class and had to analyze imagery these people put into the script, you’d be like “I think he filled her wrist as a reflection of her inner soul wanting to slit her wrists, because there was a knife in the next frame”….you know shit that school perpetuates but if you asked the filmmaker or artist why they did it, they’d say “I didn’t notice that”…..

You know, her holding a bag of money then sadly hugging a sugar daddy….

SO real…is this a documentary? If it was there’d be more neon signs pointing to her tits…

She was also at an event, showing off her Kardashian surgeries – trying to look like Kim Kardashian, because that’s where the whoring and money is, and this famous for showing tits nobody – who thinks she’s a somebody fucking knows that….

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2017

24

Apr

Demi Lovato Tits in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I find it interesting, or maybe it’s obnoxious, for Demi Lovato to push this Love Yourself, body positive bullshit, with what I think is her 5th bathing suit that covers her liposuction scars in the last few days….because she’s a hollywood entertainment industry cunt and that’s just her angling her shit…she doesn’t mean it, not to mention, she’s at the fittest and bustiest she’s ever been, shooting her selfie from the right angle, she’s fucking trained for this her whole life, and there’s little offensive in what she’s doing…

It’s not like Demi Lovato, is out there posting fat sloppy disgusting pics of herself, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to jerk off to this….but I could if I really tried and that’s a first for this lesbian…

I am just mad her Sex Tape with Miley never dropped…that woulda been worth watching…oh well..at least we get bathing suit porno that’s body positive…cuz you’d cum on this body…positivley..

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2017

24

Apr

Kaley Cuoco’s Fitness of the Day

Kaley Cuoco thinks she’s so hot – because she killed John Ritter on set of her first sitcom….as a sacrificial lamb that created her 100 million dollar a year contract for the nerd show she plays the hot girl – despite being 40…cuz nerds are easy to please….

8 Simple Rules of Dating Your Daughter…..where rule number one is don’t let your wife find out…and rule number two is don’t let the authorities or her school find out….but rule number 3 is watch yourself if she’s the kind of girl that craves fame and attention….cuz you’ll be the first to be eliminated…and she’ll justify it by “dad’s aren’t supposed to do that”…in this incest hating society…

She posted these fitness pics, looking good to me…cuz I’m simple like her career marketing hustle…and like old ladies with implants…

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2017

24

Apr

Toni Garrn See Through of the DAy

Toni Garrn is Leo’s German post Jewish Bar Refaeli girlfriend…because I guess once dating the Jewish Princess….he was ready to experience the other side of that equation…you know…the German side…because maybe he found her hertiage relatable…

WHO KNOWS….

The good news is she will always will be connected to him thanks to herpes lasting forever…herpes that were worth getting thanks to your body slowly building an immunity making the outbreaks far less painful as time goes on…a small price to pay to get the media attention for being with such an a-lister…it is the stamp of approval on her twat…LITERALLY – that the other dudes she date find of value – like some collectors edition herpes they can put on their rich person wall. The modern hunting trophy….in this animal friendly place…

Groupies….Everywhere.

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2017

24

Apr

Ariel Winter’s Possible Nude Pic of the DAy

Someone is sending around this picture saying it is Ariel Winter….I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing, because Ariel Winter is a little monster, and seeing her naked is not that exciting to me, because there are countless other naked chicks on the internet to look at…

But I always defend her disgusting with the fact that she’s on TV, and weirdos watched her grow up, so to them she’s this golden fetish…

I never watched the show, so she’s just some shameless chubby exhibitionist trying to be relelvant and have fun – being naked as all other girls…because it makes her feel good about herself to give that to her fans…even if it doesn’t look that good..it is more a testament to her parents selling her soul to the entertainment industry than anything..

Either way, pretend it’s her naked – it’s just a naked chick – who cares…these girls are out there producing this content on their own, for their social media – who fucking cares if it gets put out there…

The Actural Ariel Winter was at an event….looking better than usual…so maybe that’s better to focus on…

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2017

24

Apr

Lindsay Lohan in Bathrooms with Friends of the Day

Lindsay Lohan in bathrooms with friends….and the only Lohan bathroom story I have is when I hung out with her – one time in my life – a while ago – around the start of her collapse – which was the single greatest day of my life – but probably not of her life as she knew the end was near…

Well, she locked herself in the bathroom with a friend I ended up sharing a cab home with, and came out an hour later…at around 4 in the morning…rockin’ out…girl was in Pajama pants singing and dancing and it was glorious because you see…she was in there doing her medicine and it really brought her to life…creepily but still iconic…so seeing her in the bathroom, with a snap filter instead of her botox face filter is nice…

But seeing her in this weirdo shoot…is better…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

24

Apr

Alexis Knapp Photoshoot of the Day

Alexis Knapp is apparently an actress from Pitch Perfect. I don’t recognize her, but that’s probably because I’m too busy jerking off to Academy Award nominated girl with the weird mouth, I can’t remember her name….Kendrick…yeah Anna Kendrick….

Not that being in movies actually matters, she’s on instagram and she’s got big tits, and like all girls, she realizes – POST TIT PICS IN FASHION TYPE PHOTOSHOOTS like a hipster…and people will care…

Put the bitch in an Airstream and use FILM and holy fuck…brains explode everywhere…such high concept…bullshit that’s just bullshit….but tits make it all ake sense!!

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