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2017

24

Apr

Joanna Krupa Panty Flash of the Day

Joanna Krupa is my kind of low level hooker….who denies being a hooker but likes getting people talking about her…I guess it feels good to her soul for people to talk about you.

Because a stripper, the MAXIM model when MAXIM mattered, before doing Dancing with the Stars before ever being a star and some other bullshit that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world but matters in her own ridiculous, fluffy, shallow, money grubbing, panty flashing for attention life…

She looks good for a devil womam….

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2017

24

Apr

Charisma Carpenter By the Pool of the Day

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When you’re shooting pics of an old bitch…throw her in the pool – the light and water will distort her enough – to appear like she’s standing behind some foggy shower door….you know hotter through filters…

That’s not to say Charisma Carpenter needs a filter, she’s fit and maintaining at 40….because what else is some unemployed cunt who was in one show do…

Here’s her workout…

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2017

24

Apr

Bikini Snowboarding…and Other Videos of the Day

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Frenchy VS Snake

19 Houses Sink Into River

Woman Driver of the DAy

Idiot Acrobat of the DAy

Man Bites Woman – She Punches Him

Girl on GIrl Knife Fight

Girl Tries to Kill Cat Doing Yoga

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2017

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t remember what happened this weekend – besides one incest fantasy sexter who wanted me to tell her I was her brother who would watch her shower while she masturbated…and yep…that’s pretty much it..

I figure let life pass you by, why the fuck bother getting off the couch, when exciting things like the internet and cell phones can rape your brain…which is what’s happening. I ran into an old friend of mine and all he was talking about was his instagram following and girls he knows and who follows them…and I’m like…the world exists outside of your phone bro…none of this noise fucking matters – maybe you should do something more meaningful – like protest outside abortion clinics screaming at the girls getting rid of a fertilized seed they don’t want to grow inside them – becuase kids ruin lives…you know do it for JEsus..or maybe…become a reclusive in the wilderness like we are meant to be…right…right…

Here are some stepLINKS…..just doing my part to perpetuate the bullshit…

Weird Couple of the Day
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The House Marilyn Monroe Died In – is For Sale – Jerk off to It
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Kate Compton – Slut
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Kids Describe God
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OPRAH SEX TAPES
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Channign Tatum Strips for 3 Year Olds
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Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaze in a Movie
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Man VS Crossing Light
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Karlie Kloss Long Legs
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100 Ways To Get High
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Rose Williams Big Tits….
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Two Rats Compromising
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2017

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like reconnecting with the 18 year olds I used to get nude pics from 10 years ago….she got a boyfriend and disappeared to marry him and have kids…and do that whole thing…where I never heard from her again…and I can’t even remember where we connected, it was pre-tinder, pre instagram, and despite being 28 now….she’s still young enough to want to look at nude pics off….now that she’s recently divorced and ready to pick up where we left off 10 years ago….because now I can compare her 18 year old pussy with her 28 year old mom pussy…and masturbate to it….with emotion and meaning because our sexting has gone on for so long….

I feel like it’s been some kind of rebirth….a vagina filled rebirth…and maybe…we will take our sexting to magical places….like watching videos of her sticking thing sin her ass…because she’s had 10 years of getting desensitized to the elements while everyone around us have become virtual pornstars…with their social media…and lack of privacy and exhibitionism because we were doing this a long time ago….before the masses…

Exciting….times ahead….

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Paris Jackson – Sports Bra
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Rachel McCord Nipple
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George Lopez and D.L. Hughley Get Charlie Murphy Tats
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Anna Faris – Cleavage
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Bella Thorne – Not on Birth Control
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Some Crazy Netflix Doc on True Crime Murdering Priests…
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Bartenders Try to Guess Who is Underage
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Terrifying See Through Shirt of the Day
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Katy Perry Spitting Up Frappacinos…
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Karen Gillan in a Yellow Dress…
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Bill Nye Answers Common Science Questions
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Christina Milian Braless at Coachella
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Kris Jenner and Christie Brinkley – PLASTIC SURGERY wars
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Tyga’s New Girlfriend….
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Hermione Corfield in a Tube Top…
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Origin of Lamborghini
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A Giant Sumo Battle
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Neve Campbell in a Magazine….
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Snake Attacks a Motorbike
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Behind the Scens Guardian of the Galaxy
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Some Billie Lourd Chick in a Skirt
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The Charlie Hunnam Girlfriend…..
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Kat Graham Hard Nipple
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Charli XCX Legs in Shorts
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X Files Season 11 Confirmed
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Anna Faris at Guardian of the Galaxy Premiere – Loving Her Husband
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Karin Chiche in a Bikini
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I want to Fuck Kimberly Garner in Lace
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Mel B is Being Sued by her Nanny
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10 Japanese Words to Know
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Kourtney Kardashian – TITS
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Claudia Jordan – Big Tits
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Jennifer Morrison Bra Peek
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One Hundred Ways to Get High
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LiveNation is Being Sued Over Refunds
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Chloe Sevigny in a Photoshoot
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Richard SImmons – Police Escort – What?
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Topless Tits on the Beach
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Phone in a Girl’s ass
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Huge Tits in a Bikini Demonstrating Bullshit…
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Big Tits on the Beach
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Huge Mosnter Tits
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Raven Rockette is the Best Lesbian Porn Chick
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Belly Dancer – Huge Tits
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Party Girl Licking Pussy
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Public Sex
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Flashing Outside
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Really Old Ivory Dildo
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2017

21

Apr

Selena Gomez May Have Nipples of the Day

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Selena Gomez is apparently showing nipples in this IG video – because she wants you to know that The Weeknd, despite being black, didn’t steal her nipple like he stole her “purity”….and more importantly her nipple hasn’t been bit off but LUPUS she’s dying of…

She’s a whiner, annoys me, runs off to rehab because her famous and rich life isn’t easy enough for her. She’s got teams of people who suck up to her, friends who use her, her parents who exploited her, and she isn’t that hot or talented – but people love her, and she exists, and apparently has nipples and she wants you to know it…and that’s about the extent of it…

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2017

21

Apr

Madison Reed’s Slutty Selfies of the Day

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These are apparently pics of Madison Reed….

Madison Reed is apparently Victoria Justice’s sister, both are pretty hot, neither are really that famous, I mean her sister is the more famous one, this one is the latch on younger sister..and she’s young and hot and taking selfies…that are pretty racy considering her sister was this huge TV star who carried a Nickelodeon show….I guess it doesn’t mean she’s any different than any other girl…they all love slutty pics…

People are saying this is a pic of her pussy , which is fucking gnarly…because I don’t think pussies are supposed to have canker sores….I mean…if this type of thing was to happen to your pussy…it probably means herpes and the last thing you’d want is to take a pic to send to your friend or doctor and ask if it was normal to have two round sores on your cunt…and if you do take that pic…aim for it to be a non period day – because….the tampon string…doesn’t really ad to this – but it does fucking throw me off more than most pussy pics…I didn’t want to post this…but the curdling of my stomach looking at it was the only thing I could do with it…..I was that disturbed….now keep in mind…I’ve seen some gross pussy…and this is young girl pussy…not meant to be gross…hollywood…right….

Here are those selfies…

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2017

21

Apr

Demi Lovato’s Big Tits of the DAy

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Body Positive Demi Lovato keeps on showcasing her tits….which I would say is sexualizing her tits…or drawing attention to her tits…that is on her body positive kick, you know she’s positive her body can garner some attention towards her social media…to give her that feeling of relevance… but probably more her way of saying “eat what you want, don’t wear make-up girls, you can all be sexy, it is empowering but just show tit, guys like that”….

Keep up the political campaign…

Her caption: “No filter no edit, love your body the way it is”

Reality – she’s feeling good about herself and knows her angles…and the love your body the way it is is just her pandering or talking down to fat chicks while trying to pretend to be down to earth and relatable…as if any of her fans looked like this, they’d probably be body positive too. So bullshit.

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2017

21

Apr

Katy Perry Erotica of the Day

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That’s all I have to say about that….

Oh and here’s a video of her spitting up Starbucks that Starbucks probably paid for…

That’s it.

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2017

21

Apr

Alyssa Miller Tit for Understated Leather of the Day

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Alyssa Miller is some hipster model who is probably best know for being a Sports Illustrated Swim model….I am sure she’s made money in her career…

But I know her as some chick I follow on Instagram who is getting on in age, she’s around 27, and her highlight reel includes – leaving her photographer boyfriend that got her in Sports Illustrated for Jake Gylenhaal who was her attempt to have that hollywood life…before scaling it all back and moving to TEXAS.

NOT BECAUSE she’s from Texas – she’s from LA and clearly some identity crisis, but I guess she liked the country Aesthetic…..so much that she figured it looked good on instagram and she’d have to move there to really capture it….drawn to the old tucks, whiskey and boots…I guess..

I hate to say it looks good, or she looks good, but I know so much about her, more than I’ve know about most girls I’ve ever fucked….which is weird…cuz she’s irrelevant…yet I know so much…what is wrong with my life…

She’s showing nipples….nice…