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2017

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Jessica Simpson still has fat tits..

Thank god because where would the chubby fat mom of a couple of kids pushing 40 be without her tits…

Oh, right she’d be an ex popstar, turned billion dollar fashion brand owner, who makes tons of fucking money regardless of her tits….

She could just sit at home and get fatter and fatter – prepping to play the Gilber Grape mom who just died when hollywood ends up trying to do the remake of the original starring Leo as Johnny Depp and Zach Efron and Leo and I don’t remember that fucking movie, but you’re getting what I’m saying, we’re in a world where fat chicks matter, can have lives as fat chcks, and if her damn million dollar weight watchers contract wasn’t up she could be all she wants to be….in terms of size…

I mean she’s rich, she’s got nothing to prove…but at least she’s got that fat chick mindset of use the tits to distract…to prove how basic men who like tits are….we’ll fall for all that shit….

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Caroline Corinth Nipples for Some Bullshit of the Day

This is some cheesy hipster shoot of some really hot chick named Caroline Corinth.

I am into her, even though I’ve never heard of her, and I like that she’s showing tit, because I’m old school and tits are fucking tits, and will always be tits, to a pervert like me…and I like that tits are necessary in most photoshoots because I am into tits, and tits will always be tits, and to a pervert, tits are wonderful…

Caroline Corinth, whoever you are, you vintage French porn mag reading for “concept, style, and edginess, to set a mood”….you’re good…but you’re better when your tits are out.

This girl…is fucking perfect, I want to put one of her pictures on a t-shirt and stand outside whatever trendy spot she’s at so she knows…I’m a fan…..

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2017

21

Apr

Daphne Groenevald Nipples of the Day


Daphne Groeneveld has a great face….she’s 22 and has been doing this for a while. She’s getting a lot of work, so I guess she’s working the new generation Claudia Schiffer, but then again, she’s up against thousands of whores – doing the same fucking shit – but at least this one’s getting in magazines…that matters right…

OF course it matters she’s showing tits….

So you should all get into this Daphne Groeneveld…print her picture and put it on your locker….and it is safe to say, dudes are probably getting into Daphne Groenveld, because she’s a model getting work, and we know how that works…

22 year olds are trouble.

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2017

21

Apr

Missy Rayder Nipples on the Cover of the Day

Missy Rayder is some 40 year old model who was probably a lot more relevant when she was 18…and working for every major company..it was the 90s…pre internet which means she virtually barely exists now…but if you are old as fuck – you may have masturbated to her in some fashion magazine showing tits before…and now she’s letting you masturbate to her showing tits now…..

Thanks Missy….Keepin relevant.

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2017

21

Apr

These Kim K Pics Freak me Out of the Day

Kim Kardashian is a terrifying human being that should theoretically be taken out back and shot, but I am not quite sure she’d die, because she’s a fucking demon….possibly not human…but more a Ryan Seacrest animatronic designed to speak to the retard public and tip them off on really weirdly shaped bodies, overly produced plastic surgery faces, while selling them garbage they don’t need….for no real reason…not even her porn was that good…yet she exists…and more than just existing…people still find entertainment in her mindless retard nonsense….and like buying what she buys…

She’s the first tranny in the family, but this new body, LIPO to shit…weird.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Bella Thorne Twerk Dance of the Day

Bella Thorne is twerking and you should all watch – because that’s the whole reason she put it out there…an innocent 19 year old starlet booking movies because of social media success….doing some twerking…you know like a low level stripper…grinding up on shit….that you wish was your face…because if you’re gonna fantasize about dirty daddy / little girl fetishes – you might as well do it with a well paid starlet everyone wants a piece of….I’ll take the clit…or anus…or really anything…like a lock of her hair…because I am romance…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Tight Dress of the Day

I didn’t know Rosie Huntington-Whitely was pregnant, but she’s pregnant. I guess I don’t keep up to speed on a hot model who gets topless, despite being all fancy with her UK accent, like a trash can glamour girl, but instead a top model, who dates celebrities as a hot model, who I guess is now old – because she’s been around forever- hence the whole pregnancy….

Because I am not a creepy enough fan boy with nothing better to do than obsess over the bitch in transformers who replaced megan fox…even though I really have nothing better to do with my time than obsess over her…I just choose not to..

Ready to drop fantasties rarely exist in my world…unless it’s finding out the bitch I just came in is pregnant with another dude so that we safe….

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Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is getting low level bikini modeling work since being fired from Victoria’s Secret for having interracial babies…

The magical thing in her low level bikini modeling work is that these pics are interchangeable with the work she did for VS all those years…because all this shit is the fucking same level of boring – but still a Dutch mom in a bikini – YAY….what would we do if another bikini company didn’t exist..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Christie Brinkley Granny Tits of the Day

Christie Brinkley is a freak of nature, and by nature, I mean she’s a vapid, vain, image conscious model, who hasn’t allowed herself to get fat, but has allowed herself to get the best hair and make-up, as well as BOTOX and other cosmetic procedures, because she’s not fooling me…there’s still a grey and dead pussy under this smoke and mirrors…

I am all for everyone being robot, freaks of nature, thanks to modern science and cosmetic procedures, because I like to judge the book by the cover, I like to think the surface is more important than the substance inside, and I figure women are all sugar baby hookers regardless of what they look like, so they might as well look good doing it.

Right. Right. I always like wanting to fuck creepy zombie women pushing 100 years old looking like this. It’s magical – or as magical as magical is – all trickery sent from the devil…

Either way, let’s celebrate how she is outlining what is important…Always look your best girls…with your freaky model smile…..that you can’t stop giving because you’re sewed up that way…

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Posted in:Christie Brinkley|SFW

2017

21

Apr

Just a Dude Putting Bees on his Crotch and Other Videos of the Day

Pre-Op Tranny of the Day

Truck Driver Falls Asleep at Wheel

Couple Having Sex in Apartment Near Tennis Match

Random Guy – Beaten and Robbed in Philly

Dutch cops Shoot a Motherfucker

Cop in Head On Collision

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