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2017

14

Apr

Britney Spears in a Bikini of the Day

There is no better way to ring in the Easter weekend, a weekend from family, with the most fucked up up family, that still has great tightly knit family values, thanks to the parents owning the adult daughter – because she makes them money – and you can’t throw away that gift of making money – through their redneck hick genitals – you must keep it working for you – good old family values…

The Spears…the only real motivation I’ve ever had to breed, from K-Fed mooching, to her parents mooching, we all need a Britney to manipulate and own in our lives…it’s true..

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2017

14

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens for Women’s Health and a Coachella Round-Up of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is now a fitness ICON…

She’s come a long way from being a chubby Disney star I used to call PUDGENS because I am so clever – from the slutty selfies…before slutty selfies were thing…because she’s an innovator – and narcissist who likes looking at herself in the mirror but most interestingly – did it with a bush in an era where bush wasn’t trendy or cool – because she’s a hippie naturalist – or just a hairy girl who grows out bush in 5 minutes after shaving – who knows – or cares – she’s in a photoshoppped fitness shoot – looking good and photoshopped and that’s what matters but doesn’t matter at all – cuz no one cares about this shit…and rightfully so…

She’s at Coachella – because Coachella is the cheesiest place a motherfucker can be this weekend – just don’t tell the corporate brands and Disney stars that –

Ashley Tisdale Also at Coachella…

Let’s turn this into a who is the lame person getting paid to go to Coachella post…

Ariel Winter is there…for a brand…good job girl…fat chicks can make it…

Madison Beer – Whoever the fuck she is – I know, she’s 18 and has big tits….and should be cheesy and into this kind of thing – it’s the 30+ year olds I question..

Kylie Jenner is Super Casual and Low Profile there – She Basically Put a Neon Sign on her Fucking Mangled Tranny “she got it from her daddy” Head – I mean the family Plastic Surgeon made the dad a fuckable chick, their mutant daughter shouldn’t have been such a challenge.

Selena Gomez is on her way to the Desert…to Eat Dessert…..of The Weeknd’s Dick…she’s making it a girl weekend – but it’s a “don’t fuck other girls weeknd”…..get it..

I hear music festivals are great for people fresh out of Rehab…

Stella Hudgens was there topless – naughty Sister

Elisha Cuthbert is going because even when you’re too old to go to music festivals, you can still go to Music Festivals, and be the creepy old dude there..

Sophie Simmons and her fat girls tits were there – i wonder how she got tickets..

Jojo is in San Antonio – but that’s Honorary Desert….so it counts…

Katherine McPhee’s ass was there in a one piece – but not actually at coachella – i just figured the fry product placement was part of her coachella scam

Nicola Peltz also not there yet – but her nipples are in pictures and that counts..

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2017

14

Apr

Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter….

If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo…

Here daughter – Also in Bikini

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2017

14

Apr

Daphne Groenevald Topless of the Day

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No joke – I was creeping on Daphne Groenevald’s instagram yesterday, I saw her model boyfriend and her in Coachella and thought – damn I like her face – she should post more choking on cock and taking loads in her face…

Then today….this set from a magazine she’s in – or a shoot she’s in with her shirt off pops up and I’m like – OMG facebook is totally listening to everything I do and showing me ads and content related to that – on some I’m being tracked we’re all going to die – but before we do – let big corporations monetize my privacy and person like I am a stat in their marketing sales and buying campaigns – because I am…thanks to the interent…we’re all idiots for using…

Except Daphne Groenevald …even though she’s doing it half right…we got the tits down…the hot model face down…but I want to see PENETRATION / INSERTION / LIFE…

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2017

14

Apr

Rita Ora Big Tits of the Day

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Some people say Rita Ora is a garbage hooker who happens to sing well enough to get a fake record deal – to justify her work visa – so that the dudes who like fucking her don’t have to marry her for citizenship…that turned it into a fake it until you make it situation, where girl now hosts TV shows….while girl is basically a big titty ethnically ambiguous hooker – not a famous and talented artist….

And now she’s hosting TV shows and doing important things like that and it’s magical..because she still shows off her monster tits – that aren’t that big but that are big…

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2017

14

Apr

Taylor Momsen Topless After a Show of the Day

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Taylor Momsen does whatever she can to get noticed…but she just doesn’t try hard enough….because the world has forgotten who Taylor Momsen was…

She was better at this shocking with slutty behavior in trying to be a fake rocker…bto separate herself from her spoiled and candy coated hollywood image….in efforts to make it as a contrived musician…cuz she’s been up in hollywood since she was 1 and bullshit is all she knows….

You see at 16, in lingerie, on stage, making blowjob faces is a big deal, but at 25, it’s kinda what you expect to find at ever college party….or instagram, played out…

So her getting topless, is whatever….especially when there are no nipples ….

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2017

14

Apr

Heidi Klum Fishing Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum is fishing – because she’s on vacation – you see this past week, if you were a good planner and working in a Jewish industry was weeekend off, Passover monday tuesday, take off wednesday and thursday, only to have friday, weekend and monday off…

You know….10 days of vacation – with only two sick days uses….CLEVER….

I guess that’s why Heidi Klum took the week to get into her bikini and do some fishing, you see because she’s not pretty much retired and her life isn’t a total fucking vacation where she sits around on a pile of money…because I guess she’s german and able bodied and in the mood to make more money…because she’s hot…despite being old…

I mean, here she is just pandering because the whole fishing industry and sport is the biggest sport in the WORLD…and dudes who fish aren’t all rednecks…but they do all like bitches in their fish bra’s and fishing gear…it’s their porn..and I guess this German stepped away from lingerie porn, and interracial porn, and ready to drop porn..all porns she’s been involved in….and she’s not quite ready to show off the shitting porn…scat as german as Bratwurst…but fishing porn…she can fucks with that…and yes I just said fucks..blame social media…thanks in advance.

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2017

14

Apr

Demi Lovato Pussy Shot of the Day

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Demi Lovato posted a picture of her pussy in a bikini bottom…and her inspirational quote:

I don’t have a thigh gap and I’m still beautiful the way I am.

Because the world is about body positivity, not body shaming, it is an angle that worked for her and her audience that allowed her to push as far as she can in her fatness – before getting dumped – and getting fit…but not fit enough to have a thigh gap…

Thigh Gap…was not a thing when I was growing up, no dude I know cares if a girl has a thigh gap, I think it is self perpetuating from women hating women…as they do…but lets keep them insecure about not having a thigh gap, it increases our chances to keep them feeling insecure enough to fuck us – and that is a WIN.

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2017

14

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s 100, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, and can accept what is because it once was…she’s amazing..

But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money….

Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s…

Looking good enough to cum inside – but too bad you’re not a billionaire and she can’t get knocked up.

Posted in:Elizabeth Hurley|SFW

2017

14

Apr

Jessica Simpson Big Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Simpson still has monster tits – tits I would like to decorate like easter eggs and hide around the house for me and the kids to milk and jerk off on….because Jessica Simpson despite being a big girl…is a big breasted girl…and rich…a blast from the past, still living, Easter Miracle or some shit…

Easter….tits.

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