It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Kelly Bensimon in a bikini..
To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Kelly Bensimon, despite being alive, her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bikini….
What is this boxy menopausal mess doing…who knows…who really knows….because I don’t fucking know who this monster is other than being in some Real Housewives shit and more importantly – having a husband named Gilles – or ex husband – be previously married to Elle Macpherson who is way hotter than this….because he’s a creepy photog who is still creepy photoging and girls love that shit..
It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Sasha Grey not participating in abuse porn at some event…..
I don’t like porn, and I don’t like porn stars, even though they let us watch them fuck on camera, I find them annoying, trashy, broken and disgusting…but I really don’t like when they try to intellectualize what they do – like it’s a feminist plight and not low hanging fruit to get audience and fill you void…we get it – you’re a woman and you’re celebrating your sexuality on your terms for a male owned and run company and agent…by being violated by dudes in some violent fucking ways that don’t teach the kids much but how to get violated by dudes in some violent ways…empowering you dummy…
I do like that she signed a morality clause for ENtourage and had to quit porn, her lifeline, only to try to get into movies as a legit actor, because it’s a new era and it is the time PORN can go mainstream because it is mainstream….
I am sure she’s been fucked by a lot of A Listers…which I guess is like being an A Lister herself….
I think a better version of Sasha Grey exists on a porn site…instead of this wholesome goth shit…she’s trying to polarize her gaping asshole videos with…garbage.
It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Brooke Shields….old as fuck in a lingerie top at an event to let you all know that she exists….
To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Brooke Shields…despite being hot at 14 and pretty much being a very large and terrifying man for the rest of her existence…despite carrying TV shows and fucking pro athletes who we were forced to question their sexuality….is still alive..while dying…and for some reason…one I don’t understand…I find her hot in her 50s….her 20s to 50s a monster…but today….I’m vibing on her and that is fucking weird…
20 year olds, if you’re out there send nudes, this aging thing and lower testosterone is breaking my sense of hot or not…
I think it’s the wrinkles and the fact she hasn’t raped herself with BOTOX in a world where they are all raped with BOTOX…that must be it…natural…excites me even when it’s near death and melting..
It’s my birthday and all I ask for is world peace….but then Trump starts the bombing….instead of giving them a pepsi….and more importantly, I see a couple of white trash welfare recipients outside the welfare housing project fighting and as I get closer…I notice the woman is calling the dude a bitch…and the dude is punching himself in the face saying “I said you can’t go wrong with Kentucky…YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH KENTUCKY”….whatever the fuck that means…but I assume it’s a chicken fight…and that’s when I realized everything in my life despite being so wrong…is perfectly alright…cuz the human condition and the human experience is so ridiculous and I don’t mind being on the sidelines observing….
That’s why it is so important for you to send nudes.
It’s my Birthday tomorrow…I am not one of those people who gets depressed about birthdays, there are way worse things in my life than my age, or me getting older. Sure it’s just a reminder that I am another year older with nothing to show for it, but on the flip side, I am amazed I am actually still alive…and more importantly, every year I get older, my creep factor increases exponentially…
It’s like why do I pretend I am 22 on TINDER, because I want to tell girls I’m the old creepy guy after getting nudes, like the INTERNET was meant to be….
I have a titty blog, something that is a dated concept sure, but the fact I still do it is hilarious…and every year I keep the site up…it is another year more pathetic…and I like that..
I mean I still find the damaged 20 year olds who like to hang the way I like to hang…and tonight…I get to get drunk with strippers…always reaffirming that even if you can’t get girls to hang…you can buy them….
Life is a wonderful gift, even if it is horrible and I try to self destruct consistently….
My favorite Hayden Panettiere tabloid was years ago when people said her mom used to whore her out as a teen to other hollywood types…dirty….but would explain why her baby daddy is 7 foot tall…it was the only thing her dead pussy could feel..
Speaking of her dead pussy, she’s back from rehab, where she was locked up for being a self proclaimed bad mom, some call it post partem depression, I call it women always create issues…and complain…..especially entitled rich person whining women…who were raised by some trashy Soap Opera stars…Of course you’re depressed having kids, because they ruin your fucking life, and pussy, even if your pussy was alway ruined is depressing…
That said, she’s in a bikini in a pool, probably an old pic…but that works for me….because I like little midgets nerds jerk off to best in pre mom pics…
With titles like “Courtney Stodden’s Miscarriage Pussy” I realize why people don’t like this site…
I am just trying to give love to the pussy’s that aren’t quite “MOM PUSSY”…but that attempted to be mom pussy…but it didn’t quite workout, so she turned it into a trashy, heartless to anyone who has actually had a miscarriage that didn’t want said miscarriage, tabloid story…because that is what she is…a tabloid story, who doesn’t matter, who had a sex tape that doesn’t matter, yet I am compelled to stare at her pussy definition in her shorts, but unlike complicit, I know what this definition means…and that’s whore.
I guess I could have gone with porn pussy, or child bride no longer a child because she’s always been 40 pussy….but I am happy with Miscarriage pussy, maybe I should make it into a T-shirt.
Whatever you call the pussy, or whether you care what it is about or not, know that we’ve seen masturabting and now it is in shorts jacked up, next to clown tits…on some garbage I love…is magical…this fine april evening…magical…
French people being naked almost doesn’t count as naked – because they are so open sexually and all that other bullshit – but it is still naked to me…..and that is all that matters..
It’s like all these exhibitionists on instagram pretending to be feminists to justify getting naked, a pretty simple thing to do, but not when judgemental mean people are watching, so if you make it a political agenda, it’s all good, acceptable…but it’s still naked to me.
What I am getting at is whatever your reason for naked, as long as you’re naked, because without you getting naked, I would never see you naked, because I am old and creepy and girls don’t like me…I approve…because you’re naked for me….
I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it…..
So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter…
I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes…
It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in…
But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is….
I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson….
I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me.
