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2017

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I met a girl in a bar who bet me oral sex to completion for something…now she was 300 pounds, her face was mangled and old, but I figured a blow job is a blow job unless it ends up with me eating her out for 5 hours, because you know she was going to drag that shit out….

I was not prepared to take on the challenge, so I convinced an asian dude next to me to do it, and in his broken English he lost the bet….because he didn’t know who Meryl Streep was….

Poor bastard…..there are victims….from all angles, not just women.

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Insane Person at the Gym
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Patrick Stewart in Drag is TErrifying
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Monster Truck Front Flip
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Alex Skarsgard’s Dick
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Trashy Latch On Scenester Bieber and Willow Smith Fucking Sluts in Bikinis
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Val Kilmer Wants to Fuck Cate Blancett
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Lines in the Sand…Erotica…
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Pharell is Writing a Musical
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Girl Thinks Water Heater is a Robot
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Cuba Gooding Sexual Harasser
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Aaron Sorkin on Diversity…
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2017

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some fat as fuck girl, I am talking monster level of fat girl, on a dating app that doesn’t pay me to be plugged….apologized for not answering me….after I asked her to fuck….because she was pretending she doesn’t get notifications…..but based on her look, she should set all the notifications even rig that shit to some flashing light and siren system in her home on some Ghostbusters or Fireman shit….so she doesn’t miss the one dude who is demented enough to want to fuck her pussy hole….because he’s pathetic and me…

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Stephen Hawking – Auditioning
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Cuba Gooding Sexually Harasses Women….
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Brazilian SI SLUT in a Bikini
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Hollywood Comes to the Defense of Girls United Didn’t Let on In LEggings
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Greta Garbo’s NYC Apartment is For Sale for the First Time Since She Bought It…
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Dog Doesn’t Want to Take a Bath
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Chick Struggles in Bomb Suit
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Katy Perry – Lesbian at Some Elton John Event
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Hailey Baldwin – Push Up Bra
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Stranger Things Girl Cancels Comicon and Apologizes to Everyone…..Teen Content to NOT jerk Off To Like the Perverts You ARe…
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CJ Franco – TIT
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Fatty has a Titty Slip
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Missy May Treanor Disgusting Leaked Nudes
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A Compilation of the Worst College Photos Ever Taken
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J.Lo Shitty A Rod Erotica of the Day
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Orlando Bloom’s New Pussy in a Bikini
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TV Worth Watching in April….
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Cheesy Water Shoot
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That Hot Tomi Chick is Officially Fired
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Some Bare Ass of the DAy
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College Kids React to Themselves as Teens..What?
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6 Foot Rockets in Slow Motion
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VS Sluts – Workout Shoot
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Someone named Melissa Rauch Doing the Upside Down Splits Naked
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If Life Was a Game – This Would be the Walk Through
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Michelle Keegan in a Sports Bra
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Minka Kelly in Leggings.
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Fail of the Day
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Beat it on Bottles
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Benedict Cumberbatch Has New Baby
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Ozzy Man does the Baywatch Trailer
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Rosie Hungtinton for UGG
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Demi Rose – See Through Dress
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Elsa Pataky – Nude Beach
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David Chappelle and Chris Rock have a Duet
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Weird Laws from Around the World
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Dildo on the Car Window
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Meth Head Shows Secret Technique!
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Naked Girl at Breakfast
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Naked Girl with a Nice Slit Pussy Yes
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Boobs in a GIF
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Drunk Hottie Takes Top…
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Slutty Tumblr Account
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

27

Mar

Bella Hadid See Through TITTIES of the Day

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Bella Hadid is wearing a see through shirt in some photoshoot that is great for her self promotion, you know validate the rich girl as a model, more than just a rich kid who bought her career…and the whole thing isn’t that exciting to me, I’m not a Bella Hadid fan. I think she’s got an average at best face, she’s overrated, and not because I’m a racist who hates ARAB people…or think they are terrorists, but because I think there is such thing as rich people having access and perpetuating or projecting that they are hot or relevant -because of marketing scams that are just lying to all of us…FUCK these people like you’re the Weeknd and I guess anyone else she fucks and you know there’s a list..because she’s a groupie looking for validation…garbage but it’s got nipples

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2017

27

Mar

Martha Hunt’s Bikini Action of the Day

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Good old American pussy. Created by good old fashion American hormone jacked up food, corn , Monsanto, fast food, and Victoria’s Secret….

Her body is weird to me, not that it’s not hot, it’s that wait to hip ration that seems off, like she had a rib surgically removed…and based on her being owned by Victoria’s Secret…I wouldn’t doubt modifications…because they are feminists who empower women by paying them a lot of money to reduce them to unrealistic body types other women envy and buy the panties they wear…because the world makes no sense…

Well..she’s on the beach…and in a bikini and looks hot…despite the whole looking weirdly shaped….because she’s a victoria’s secret model from America…meaning she’s the best the USA has to offer…unless she is just really good at sucking dick..you know, because of Feminism….

WHO KNOWS….TAYLOR SWIFT DOES I BET….since she’s controlling our MINDS…..through her shitty music..

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2017

27

Mar

Brooke Shields in a Bikini of the Day

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Pretty Baby – Brooke Shields has always been a bit of a man, I mean besides when she was a 14 year old naked in Blue Lagoon, a movie I’ll assume all of you, especially the producer and directors, jerked off to, because I assume their logic is if a 14 year old is naked for the sake of art, it’s not actual nudity, and if you jerk off to that 14 year old nude, you’re just a purveyor of art….or fans of art…not creepy perverts just trying to tell a wonderful story…or enjoying a wonderful story…

In this era…I doubt the naked 14 year old love story would go over very well, but it’s not 1980 anymore, and that’s probably a good thing…let’s stick to naked 18 year olds for our pervert needs…

And I guess now that Suddenly Susan tank who Andre Agassi once wrestled….is feeling good about her 50 year old body…all hard nippled…and lovely…because she’s put up a picture.

Now I never found her hot, always found her terrible but today is a new day of a new week and she’s doing good…hard nippled and this is good…and that’s so fucking weird..

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2017

27

Mar

Chantal Jeffries is the Low Level Mangled Face Cameltoe of the Day

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Chantal Jeffries is part of the Kyle Jenner generation. The fat chicks with mangled faces who get liposuction on their stomachs to give them a waistline despite looking like fucking circus freaks…they can angle themselves to the ratchet “urban” which is really white Jewish kid market…and they can play sex icon, glamorous, bootleg kardashian…who probably hangs out with the Kardashians…and who has a ton of followers which would make you think that she’s relevant…while your brain is telling you she’s fucking busted….

Her claim to fame is being the girl caught with Bieber when he was caught speeding in a lambo in Florida…and I guess that’s all it takes to get to this moment right here…hanging with other fat ass young girls who look like they are 45 year old moms…done up for the hip hop community…as their bikini bottoms get eating by their cunts like it’s some fancy restaurant meal they’re at because they’re classy…

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2017

27

Mar

Charlize Theron is the TANK of the Day

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Charlize Theron is a tank…

Just a heads up – because I think it’s important to remind the world that aging happens and it is a terrible thing – even when you’re rich and you get work done, you may think you are god, and you may have a god complex because you’ve made it and because you’re South African and white, and because your mom killed your dad for being abusive, taking his life like the lord and savior would if there was one..you still scale out the way you are meant to…because it’s not the mid 90s anymore and you’re not the South African model turned Playboy Playmate turned actress who got naked in movies turned actress who won Oscars ..turned big…and sure she was probably always big…but now filled out big…and it’s terrifying. Blame menopause. Genetics. Biology…who knows….

But what I can say with certainty is that Charlize Theron is no more.

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2017

27

Mar

Rachael Leigh Cook Abs in a Bikini of the Day

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37 year old Josie and the Pussycats…..she’s all that….Baby Sitter Club….and I think that’s pretty much all she’s done until today…when she’s figured she must fight the instagram model – RACHEL COOK – who is stealing her NAME…(see pics below)…

And show her bikini body and middle aged abs, because when you’re in your mid 30s and your life was being the hot girl in her early 20s, is fitness….eat that vegan, do that coke, work those abs….look better than most 37 year olds….but not quite as good as the instagram model who stole your name…but still good enough for perverts like me.

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2017

27

Mar

Kristen Cavallari’s Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

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Kristen Cavallari is a reality TV star, who was cocky in her reality star position and ended up dropping out of the spinoff show of her reality show that made everyone in it a lot of fucking money….while she attempted to ride her fame and become a legit actor…but instead just became a wife to some rich athlete and made babies…

But luckily the California lifestyle, has allowed her to maintain a cute ass in a thong bikini that hasn’t been as shattered by child birth as you’d expect…but in the defense of being shattered by child birth…a life philosophy I’ve always had….we can’t see her pussy in these pics…

But if she’s accomplished one thing in her relatively irrelevant life….it’s that she’s not a disgusting mom body despite choosing the disgusting mom life….and I guess when looking at this, the logical thing to wonder is how much better she’d be if she wasn’t ruined by breeding for financial security…you know…coulda been much better…but it’s
Kristen Cavallari…who gives a fuck.

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2017

27

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Pregnant Belly in Leggings of the Day

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There are a few things going on in these pictures of 30 something year old Ashley Tisdale…no longer a high school musical actor…currently a wife who still goes to the gym but not enough because her face is mangled, her body is everything and it is falling apart or maybe she has a pregnant bump budding which would make sense because she might as well give the fuck up and retreat to her rich person compound where she lives with her husband…it’s the only thing that makes sense when it comes to marriage…when you’re sitting on a pile of money I’d argue she doesn’t really deserve but that allows her to do nothing all day…but fuck..

Which reminds me of my new comment on social media pics of girls in bikinis..I say “congrats on the pregnancy, it barely shows”….you know the subtle dis knowing they aren’t pregnant – but presented in a sweet way…that bitches can’t get mad at…

The other thing going on in this pic is her armpit…which is something I have a weird fetish for and don’t know…

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