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2006

29

Jun

I am – Mena Suvari's Got Gas and an Ass of the Day

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Having little to no penis ability, I find myself going down on my wife everytime we are “intimate”, which is about once every 6 months or less if I have anything to say about it. Now I don’t want to offend you, cuz I know the only pussy you have ever landed was from the fat girl who worked at your local Dairy Queen, and you only did it because you wondered what a pussy looked like in person. But also in hopes landing an endless amount of free chocolate ice cream for the summer. Chocolate is your favorite, that’s what daddy used to give you before “bathtime (codeword for MOLESTATION time)”.

The thing you didn’t realize when you were fucking her was that she had an endless supply of chocolate sauce too, and it ended up all over your motherfucking bed. The other thing you didn’t realize is that she was hired by some work program for retards, to help integrate with society and those free ice creams never came. The retards always have a handler working the cash for them but that didn’t stop you from making her your girlfriend.

If that didn’t make sense to you, it’s ok. I generally don’t make sense. These are pics of that alien looking cunt from American Pie all fat assed and shit. Hormonal changes in women is not always a bad thing, even when they look like LaTrice the fat black KFC girl with 34A cup titties and size “big and tall” jogging pants, cuz the Colonal’s been taking his toll on her nigger booty.

Yes that was the N-Bomb. Cuddles.

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2006

29

Jun

I am – Mena Suvari’s Got Gas and an Ass of the Day

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Having little to no penis ability, I find myself going down on my wife everytime we are “intimate”, which is about once every 6 months or less if I have anything to say about it. Now I don’t want to offend you, cuz I know the only pussy you have ever landed was from the fat girl who worked at your local Dairy Queen, and you only did it because you wondered what a pussy looked like in person. But also in hopes landing an endless amount of free chocolate ice cream for the summer. Chocolate is your favorite, that’s what daddy used to give you before “bathtime (codeword for MOLESTATION time)”.

The thing you didn’t realize when you were fucking her was that she had an endless supply of chocolate sauce too, and it ended up all over your motherfucking bed. The other thing you didn’t realize is that she was hired by some work program for retards, to help integrate with society and those free ice creams never came. The retards always have a handler working the cash for them but that didn’t stop you from making her your girlfriend.

If that didn’t make sense to you, it’s ok. I generally don’t make sense. These are pics of that alien looking cunt from American Pie all fat assed and shit. Hormonal changes in women is not always a bad thing, even when they look like LaTrice the fat black KFC girl with 34A cup titties and size “big and tall” jogging pants, cuz the Colonal’s been taking his toll on her nigger booty.

Yes that was the N-Bomb. Cuddles.

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2006

29

Jun

I am – Victoria Silvstedt "EXCLUSIVE" Pics of the Day

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Some dude emailed me this:

Here are exclusive pictures of Victoria Silvstedt.
You can publish them on your blog.
You can’t find those pictures anywhere.

An hour later another blog forwarded the same email to me, saying this:

Don’t you like this chick? Someone sent these to me
don’t know if they are really “exclusive” or not but
thought maybe you would like them. Im not going to use
them.

That means that these pictures aren’t exclusive, some dude just felt the need to email everyone.

That dude’s email is miko dook

Point of the story is that I am posting them anyway, because I really have no interest in looking for content for you unappreciative little cunts. I stopped by Trerez Pinkhilton’s site and motherfuckers get 500 comments a post, I get 10 and I am way fucking cooler than they are.

It’s pretty fucking discouraging, I blame the fact that I had friends in highschool and the fact that I wasn’t stuck in the lunchroom with the fat girls and little Jenny with red hair and braces who still hasn’t hit puberty and is 25 now……but I could be wrong, maybe having the hottest site no one has ever heard of on the internet is really just a huge waste of fucking time. Tell your fucking friends.


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2006

29

Jun

I am – Victoria Silvstedt “EXCLUSIVE” Pics of the Day

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Some dude emailed me this:

Here are exclusive pictures of Victoria Silvstedt.
You can publish them on your blog.
You can’t find those pictures anywhere.

An hour later another blog forwarded the same email to me, saying this:

Don’t you like this chick? Someone sent these to me
don’t know if they are really “exclusive” or not but
thought maybe you would like them. Im not going to use
them.

That means that these pictures aren’t exclusive, some dude just felt the need to email everyone.

That dude’s email is miko dook

Point of the story is that I am posting them anyway, because I really have no interest in looking for content for you unappreciative little cunts. I stopped by Trerez Pinkhilton’s site and motherfuckers get 500 comments a post, I get 10 and I am way fucking cooler than they are.

It’s pretty fucking discouraging, I blame the fact that I had friends in highschool and the fact that I wasn’t stuck in the lunchroom with the fat girls and little Jenny with red hair and braces who still hasn’t hit puberty and is 25 now……but I could be wrong, maybe having the hottest site no one has ever heard of on the internet is really just a huge waste of fucking time. Tell your fucking friends.


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2006

28

Jun

I am – Avril and Sum 41 are BORING of the Day

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These two are both from Canada. Canada is a small useless country. In Canada, everyone is related, like the Jews. That is why Avril and her boyfriend look the same. They have the same parents. There’s nothing wrong with a little incest, that’s what Doctor Phil said last month when 2 cousins were slamming each other raw dog styles and were scared of having a flipper baby.

But that’s not the point, the point is that the first porno I ever saw was an incest porn. It was called Sharon and had amazing jokes. While the dad was fucking the younger daughter he’d drop lines like “Here’s the stuff that made you going back in you” and “you sure didn’t learn from your mother” and “Cum in her ass Leroy, I don’t want no bastard GRANDCHILDREN”. I guess the real comedy was that the older sister was jealous that daddy wasn’t molesting her.

Either way, here are pics of the boring incest Canadian couple of the day, cuz I got nothing better to post. Go fuck yourself.

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2006

28

Jun

I am – Kate Moss has Legs that Work of the Day

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Kate Moss is a whore. But not as much of a whore as the bitch I saw in a wheelchair, she had 2 kids, which means some sick fuck is banging her numb cooch. I always wondered what kind of person fucks a paraplegic, is it the same kind of person who bangs dead people or is it some guy who has trouble mackin’ bitches and the one in a chair is easy pickings, even easier than the fat girl in the bar at the end of the night. I guess it could also be the kind of guy who was wronged by so many bitches that he doesn’t want this one to run away or even a dude who married his highschool sweetheart, then bitch had to go and get herself in a car wreck, forcing him to stick it out with her.

I am sure sex with a “chair” would be hot, I wouldn’t get enough of an unresponsive limbs all dangling all over the place like they have a mind of their own. Point of the story is Kate Moss has legs that work. Cuddles and tell your fucking friends.


Bonus – Kate Moss Behind Glass

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2006

27

Jun

I am – UK Fans of the Day

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There are times when I feel I should post something to make all you useless fucks feel better about your useless selves. So here it is. Be happy you aren’t a piece of shit 16 year old UK slut with disgusting tits, teeth and style, rocking out in a fountain for your shitty “football team”.I know we have all fucked up in our lives but we ain’t got shit on where these motherfuckers are going to end up. I wrote this post in 6 mins. Tell X-Tina’s retarded brother I want his motherfucking medal.

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2006

27

Jun

I am – DrunkenStepSasha More Randoms of the Day

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I am writing this post for Sopha. She falls in love with everyone who I end up putting on this site, whether it’s Steve, Sasha or me. She is a 20 year old virgin from Singapore and she is not the kind of girl who takes naked pics, which means she’s not the kind of girl for me. But she did email me asking for more of Sasha, and coincidentally, he went out for more pictures of randoms cuz he liked the attention from the last post. I guess I made him famous. bitch.

Sasha Trying to Get in the Limo


Sasha Riding on a Garbage Truck

Sasha with a Couple Making Out

Sasha with “The Real Cancun”

Sasha with “Vinny the Cha-Chi”

Sasha with a Girl Who Doesn’t Want to be on the Internet

Girl Who Doesn’t Want to be on the Internet

Sasha with Prom Kids

Sasha with the Half of the Shitty Hotel Bar Band

Sasha with the Shitty Hotel Bar Band

Sasha with Old Tanned Cougar

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Jessica Simpson New Video Pics

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Here are a couple of pictures from Jessica Simpson’s new video starring Christina Applegate, Christina Milian and Eva Longoria. Bitch is calling on all the favors to try take back the spotlight from her useless sister. Jessica Simpson is the kind of girl who developed a complex when her dad was molesting Ashlee instead of her. She’d be in her room, with her ear to the wall listening to her daddy’s grunts and Ashlee’s moans, while tears rolled down her cheek, because she felt inadequate. It’s all good Jessica, I feel inadequate all the time, it’s called E.D., that means I can’t get it up. Sometimes I even try jerking off with sandpaper, hoping the pain will make it move. It doesn’t. Thanks for reading, tell your friends.

UPDATE: TMZ Has a Behind the Scene’s Video of this Video

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Petra's Blunt of the Day

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Petra’s Blunt of the Day

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I have read people complaining about this relationship for a while now. They find the whole union disgusting, because they feel Petra Nemcove is too hot for James Blunt. Those people need to realize that girls always date dudes who are not as good looking as they are, and that is because girls only take looks into partial account. If dude’s got a good job, good singing voice, big dick, lots of money, and other sexy stable things, they will overlook his face. The other issue that people don’t realize is that every cunt in this world has masturbated to his song “Beautiful”, that is the reason this Victoria Secret model is with this motherfucker.

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2006

27

Jun

I am – Cheryl Tweedy Dates Darkies of the Day

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This bitch is following Posh Spice’s lead. She was in an all girl band in the UK called Girls Aloud, not the Spice Girls, but both have the word “GIRLS” in their names. Now she’s marrying a “U.K. Footballer” named Ashley Cole and he may not be Beckham but he showers with him. This is creepier than my Lohan stalker posts, but that’s not the point. I really don’t have a point. I never do. Thanks for reading.


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2006

26

Jun

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am posting links, because links are fun. If I forgot your link (Zini) or if you have links for me, feel free to email me. It makes me feel loved, something I never felt growing up. Thanks in advance.


I think this is Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan Singing GO

I think this is a funny Prom Picture GO

I think this is a great question to ask online Go

I think this song kinda sucks, but is supposed to be popular GO

I think I like Denim Shorts on Bitches GO

I think Madonna has disgusting Hands GO

I think the reasearch on Penis Size and Car at LPSG.org is Genius comedy GO

I think Full House Outakes are Fun GO

I think Teen Models are Cock Teases GO

I think Tori Spelling Doesn’t Know I killed her dad GO

I think Keira Knightly See-Through makes her look like a dude GO

I think YourDirtyMind finds the best sexy links online GO

I think Courtney Love’s Tits look Messed…GO

I think Pherlure actually works GO

…who cares what I think….

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2006

26

Jun

I am – Sienna Miller and Jude Law's Shoes of the Day

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.


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2006

26

Jun

I am – Sienna Miller and Jude Law’s Shoes of the Day

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All my creative juices are all over some bitch’s stomach. That’s actually a lie. I haven’t had an orgasm in 5 years but if I did, there would be no way the shit wouldn’t end up on her stomach cuz my whore of a wife is pretty much all stomach. That’s pretty much the story of being married to a fat woman. This this the worst post ever, that’s the story I heard.


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