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2016

07

Nov

Ariel Winter is a Big Girl Going to the Gym of the Day

Ariel Winter is a chubby round looking pile of slop…but people like her because she’s rich and on TV, and more creepily because they watched her grow up, and saw the big fat girl tits grow before their eyes and that alone is everything to a fucking creep who likes to see tits he jerk off to develop….I guess it makes him feel part of the process, or like a wine maker tasting his wine after letting it age for many years…and I’m not just talking about the execs at Modern Family, a show she’s on and I’ve never seen…I’m talking about all the weirdos who watch Modern Family…for the tit…

So I feel obligated to update you weridos on what she’s up to…so Here she is going to the gym with her tits that she’s had reduced…despite looking like she’s never been to a gym…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN RED CLICK HERE

And here she is braless, where you can see the scars around her nipples from the breast reduction her massive tits make it hard to believe she actually had…but she’s hormonal…and probably from being traumatized by her parents as they exploited her…only to recently turn 18 to exploit herself…because after you chop off and reshape a tit…they aren’t supposed to be bigger than fucking watermelons…but they just keep going and fucking going…it’s almost fucking disgusting….but sloppy tits…are a good disgusting…the rest of her not so much…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN WHITE CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Nov

Porn Hating Pam Anderson Pregnancy Watch in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The only thing Pam Anderson has done the last 5 years is complain about porn killing romance in the bedroom, which I would argue is actually true, because dudes who date Pam Anderson probably spend more time jerking off to her porn, than they do onto her face…thanks to the aging process that has miraculoulsy left her pregnant and in a tight dress…that you’d expect a Pornstar or hooker to wear out to an event…like a wedding, or first communion or even the Porn Awards…because they may not be classy bitches, but they sure know how to show off their body…even when you’d rather they didn’t….which is why you turn to porn to forget what you’ve just witnessed..

It is a porn generation, but I don’t really know if that’s a bad thing, since 19 year old girls are wanting some really insanely dirty things…that really they ones I’ve known have always wanted…it’s just more mainstream…so instead of thinking “eating your ass is gross”….they think “I love eating ass I watch it all the time”…and alas, I get my ass eaten….something I’d probably still do to a Pam Anderson because I jerked off to her in the 90s…and feel like I’d be failing myself if I didn’t take on that opportunity if it presented itself, plus, her Hepatitis is cured so…dig in…

That still doesn’t explain her pregnancy bump….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Nov

Mariah Carey Brings Her Tits Back Out of the Day

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Mariah Carey is most recently in the news for breaking up with her billionaire boyfriend she pretended she was going to marry – in what I assume was a bullshit publicity stunt relationship but that I don’t really care to look into the storyline on…because it’s Mariah Carey, the serial gold digger, despite being rich as fuck and encrusted in diamond and gold, because that was her big marketing hook over the years while pretending to be what they called an “diva”….as she sang like an angel…

I don’t think I ever thought she was hot, busty sure, but tits can only go so far, we stare at them, distract ourselves with them, even jerk off to them…or stare at them when we are fucking something disgusting that we don’t want to look at in the face…because their face is some mangled mess…and apparently…she’s still milking those tits to get noticed, as anyone with tits should do…

I prefer her when she was out of her mind crazy, during the bi-polar years before the medication and kids….but when you look at her you know that something’s still off…and unfortunately that thing isn’t her top….it’s just half off…cleavage…..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Nov

Natalie Portman Fat as Fuck and Ready to Drop of the Day

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Here’s Natalie Portman…the queen of the Jewish babes…the girl who reminds Jewish rich guys that they can one day find a hot Jewish girl of their own…despite what the girls at their summer camps growing up looked like…there is hope to find one that looks like this…ideally not all pregnant…but pregnant can be hot…just not to the dude who got her pregnant – except in Natalie Portman’s case because she’s rich, successful, Natalie portman…and that’s a win…one K-fed would be proud of…

She’s looking older, more sophisticated, wrinkly, but still great…except for the fact a parasite is about to crawl out of her vagina…like some sort of Star Wars alien creature….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Nov

Bella Hadid’s Possible See Through Bra Top Has Some Exposed Nipple of the Day

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Half Palestinian Bella Hadid…who is the daughter of some almost billionaire – and a mother who taught her all her great moves…like a baker raises his son to be a baker…or a butcher raises his son to be a butcher….or a plumber raises his son to be a plumber…only with zero skill, just confidence in making dumb faces and poses, for a lot more money and more importantly zero…absolutely no benefit to humanity…

I guess the Jews did steal her people’s land…and now the Jews are paying her…and she’s paying us back by being a spoiled little rich girl – who gets more money than her trust fund from her bullshit model career with her tits…

And all I gotta say is…thank god she’s not a Kardashian…even if she pretty much is a Kardashian…

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2016

07

Nov

Em Rat Cow’s 2013 Nude Polaroids of the Day

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I praise Jonathan Leder for his amazing photos all the time….and occasionally…I praise Em Rat Cow when it comes to her tits…because they are big tits…and it 2013…they were young tits, not known tits, no ego tits, just tits that were willing to be pulled out to get where she ended up getting – which is surprisingly far, it makes her a lot of money and got her a lot of followers…because she went viral….probably in more ways than one…because sometimes you gotta fuck to make it where you want to go…

I actually have one of these polaroids signed in my house somewhere, I didn’t even realize they were of my favorite titty star the Rat Cow….but now I know….and so do you…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM 2013 CLICK HERE

TO SEE Rat Cow in a Tight White Dress with her new and older face CLICK HERE

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2016

07

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Strong Legs of the Day

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Here’s some Jessica Simpson, getting older, looking older, but rocking some seriously strong legs for the strong leg fetishists…thanks in part to Weight Watchers for making her tolerable, while allowing her to maintain those tits…tits that she’s had to carry around all these years…and that are probably the reason her legs are so muscular…because when you have tits like this…it’s like carrying a couple of sandbags around everywhere you go….

Now I’m not a fan of Jessica Simpson, I don’t find her amazing, and a I don’t think her mid 30s crossfit looking body is appealing…but the talent pool is shallow in the entertainment industry…there aren’t many new comers…it’s all the same old people being circulated while the world forgets to make new stars because they are too busy watching youtubers….

So instead of this being the “new” Jessica Simpson, 18 or 19 and hot…we’re still talking about the old one’s legs…and she hasn’t even made new shitty music…so maybe it’s just because I’m out of touch…or maybe it’s because I am stuck in the past…but I like to think it’s because of her squeezed into this short skirt….yep….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW

2016

07

Nov

Rebecaa Dayan’s Braless Tits of the Day

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Rebecca Dayan may be Arab – and she may be Jewish…or she may be the answer to the middle east crisis….in the form of her tits…

She’s from Paris but apparently she has a US Work visa and has been working in the movies, none that I’ve seen, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t movies…her main hit is clearly showing up to an event in a see through shirt, nipples everywhere, but she probably considers her actual movie roles her actual successes…because no one wants to focus their successes on their tits…or boil down everything about them to their tits…even when they go out in public showing their tits…

I’m a fan.

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2016

07

Nov

Elettra Lamborghini See Through Outfit of the Day

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It’s safe to say that this Elettra Lamborghini is not the heiress to the Lamborghini fortune….but that doesn’t mean she’s not the heiress to Lamborghini…because rich people are almost as trashy as the trashy girls with fake tits trying to get famous…you know there’s that grey area cross over of whether Lamborghini is your stripper name, your birth name, or your porn name….but it doesn’t matter because she’s some EURO trash from reality TV who showed up to MTV events in a see-through outfit, because that’s the kind of classy she is…or that the world is…just put it all out there and hope for the hits the internet will give your rugged fucking face…

Either way, she’s an angel…

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2016

07

Nov

Alexis Ren Asshole Hair of the Day

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Call me crazy….but my friends and strangers call me Jesus…but I am pretty sure this Alexis Ren girl in these bikini pics is showing some asshole hair, pussy lip and maybe even asshole…in what we can assume is non-photoshopped pics from a bikini company’s photoshoot – by her fake boyfriend – who relies heavily on her pussy to make stupid internet money that he makes – leveraging her amazing body….because otherwise he’d just be some faggot with curly hair with his shirt off…put some skinny pussy in the mix…and they have weird fake romance that fat chicks in Ohio fucking dream of…and follow in their shitty lives…you know the kind of chick I mean…with the beach screensaver and all the tacky beachy 90s posters…because we all need dreams motherfuckers…we all need dreams…

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