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2016

28

Oct

LadyMore Gaga Tit to Promote Her Album of the Day

Lady Gaga is promoting a new album, and this is how she does it, which is interesting because she’s Lady Gaga, but not really that interesting because she’s Lady Gaga, only interesting in the fact that there is no real need for her to be showing her tits out in public, there’s probably many other tactics she can take to get noticed or boost sales, you know take out ads on DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.COM….right?….but I guess people are more responsive to the nipples…we’re all so basic…give a man a tit…and all of a sudden he’s your fan…until you hide that tit and we’re forced to deal with shit music, a misuses of musical talent, a money grubber, fake performing artist, famewhore pulling any stunt she can…including…nipple…which is the only thing I think she’s good for…so keep up the promotions…it’s free…and it’s boring…in a world where I need to see vagina lip…but still worth noticing for a second…like any hard nipple in a see through shirt you come across…right..

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2016

28

Oct

Serena Williams Ass of the DAy

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I don’t think there is any debate that Serena Williams is on the “She’s a Man” program…starring Amanda Bynes…or was that Lady Bug with Jonathan Brandis…you know the age old story of men being stronger than women – so throw them into women’s sports dressed like a woman….to fucking win…

I just don’t understand why her hormone levels have never been released to the media, outlining that she’s a man, maybe they know how to dose estrogen before the tests…who knows…but I also don’t understand how dudes fuck her, because she does fuck dudes, I mean I know it’ll be through her pooper hole, but that ass cheek is so fucking big, you’d need a monster dick to penetrate the anus seal….

I guess I’d need to watch her sex videos to really grasp it…but luckily those don’t exist yet….even though I’d probably try to jerk off to them because they’re something new and different…right…

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2016

28

Oct

Kelly Rohrbach Modeling Bullshit of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is some fake model – who did SPorts Illustrated, that’s how you know she’s not a real model, since they very rarely have REAL models on their Swimsuit issue, but rather real average, all american girls with some big tits…not that that’s a bad thing…it just is when the bitches being featured think they are real models…cuz they end up dating people like Leo, who put them on the map and help increase that ego with being cast as Pam Anderson in Baywatch the Musical…. until they get to the point of hooker to maintain that lifestyle…where they just only date billionaires….making for real vapid, superficial, ugly people…all while ultimately not being that hot, or interesting or amazing…even when doing some modeling like these pics…just dog shit…that’s all I smell…and see…dogshit…but that’s probably because my wife is sitting across the table from me….

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER AT SOME EVENT – CLICK HERE

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2016

28

Oct

Ariel Winter Fat Tits of the Day

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Fatty Ariel Winter put out her Ariel Winter signature TITS SO FAT SHE HAD TO GET THEM REDUCED BUT LUCKILY THANKS TO HORMONES IN THE FOOD AND OVEREATING THEY ARE BACK TO BEING FAT JUST NOT AS FAT OR MAYBE JUST NOT AS SLOPPY WITH REPOSITIONED NIPPLES….on her snapchat to remind you why you care about Ariel Winter….despite the rest of her, face included being vile, disgusting, monstrous and not wearing enough clothing….

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2016

28

Oct

Nicki Minaj Ass for AIDS of the Day

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Nicki Mina is a disgusting pig of a woman, who miraculously went from being a fat clown looking bitch the label used as the black Lady Gaga…to some big booty bitch in hip hop the label uses as some kind of freakish sex icon….despite being absolutely disgusting…who can rap…like she was Lil Kim….I guess she’s a professionally trained actor, identity crisis, who has the ability to really morph into whatever character she wants to be – now that she’s rich as fuck…but that to me just affirms how garbage she is…and if you have doubts…just look at this messy ass implant…it’s repulsive..

She’s at an AIDS event, something she has unfortunately not died of…because the best thing she could do for AIDS, or that AIDS could do for her is kill her off…even though it’s not a death sentence, we can try…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Victoria Justice was also there….in a see through thing…where she managed to continue being as fucking boring as fucking possible…it’s her thing…I guess…

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2016

28

Oct

Willa Holland Ass of the Day

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Willa Holland is dating an instagram photographer – who may be rich because his last name is Walton, and we hope he is rich, because instagram photographers don’t make money even after they make it as photographers since being a photographer is a fucking joke, it’s called an iphone – anyone can use them – and the only reason any dude wants to be a photographer is for the pussy. It’s a great excuse for the pussy…”hey want to shoot”…and when on the shoot “I like to do things very euro, so get naked”…and after the shoot when all the sexual tension is built up….get drunk and fuck…and sometimes a celebrity or actress from TV will happen to come across your shit, you’re in LA, and they like it, allowing you to move in on them…and MOOCH….while taking pics of their asses to build your following – establish yourself and have something for her fans to jerk off to. Solid.

Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2016

28

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Reminds Us That YOu Don’t Need to be a Model to be a Model of the DAy

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Hailey Baldwin is not completely useless, she’s proven that you don’t need to be a model to be a model, you just need to be Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, with a good enough marketing team and a fake friendship with the Jenners to be the third or fourth fake friend casted to go to events with them….garbage…when not fucking Bieber when she was underage…that’s his thing.

Sure, she’s skinny enough and young enough to want to fuck…I guess…or look at in her panties showing off her legs in panties….but more importantly, she’s got followers on instagram…which is all that really matters in this very sad and depressing world…because it can be faked by rich people…and isn’t really as “organic” or “authentic” as they pretend…

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2016

28

Oct

Kylie Jenner Creeps Me Out of the Day

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I find it really weird that kids follow Kylie Jenner like she matters. I am an old man who is so detached from the youth, except when I convince a 19 year old to sit on my face, which surprisingly happens more than it probably should…but I never ask them why they are into Kylie Jenner because the girls who sit on my face are normally french white trash who don’t know who Kylie Jenner is and who just want the 50 dollars I promised them…because I understand romance…and romance involves….transactions.

I don’t have much faith in the youth who do follow this creature, or the parents that allow it…since Kylie is barely human, her message is barely positive, her act or personality is as vapid as her sister who trained her and who they’ve decided to do whatever surgeries or injections they can to make her look exactly like..in efforts to carry on the family tradition…despite this one being white…something impossible to see thanks to all the work they’ve put into her….and she looks vile.

I don’t know what anyone would want to look like this, I don’t know any dude who is turned on by this, it looks like a broken down porn chick, at 19…I guess that’s the look….because when I leave my house…so many young girls dress like this, look like this…act like this and it’s just fucking garbage….terrifying…Halloween everyday…doing the monster mash but getting paid by brands….garbage…

I would almost feel sorry for her because you know she’s a puppet – destroyed by her mom, sisters, physically – and definitely mentally, but I don’t care and want them all dead…and all her bullshit angling, that is just a play to market product…her only self worth….I’m sure she’ll either kill herself, or follow dad’s lead and become KYLE JENNER.

Here’s a pretty relevant meme of her…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

28

Oct

Irina Shayk is God of the Day

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I’ve probably already posted these pics of Irina Shayk, I am so on the ball, first to every photoset but I don’t remember because all this shit is the fucking same, and the only reason Irina Shayk stands out amongst the rest is because she’s relatively perfect to look at, I mean it’s safe to say that as a Russian Import who is dating Brad Cooper the Womanizer celebrity, after dating Ronaldo the superstar homo, which means she knows how to navigate this shit.

She’s probably intolerable, a whiner, and needy money grubber, who knows how to balance being annoying to get dudes obsessed with pleasing her…rather than just ignoring her calls…and I assume that happens through sex….because as a Russian…we know she’s a professional. She gets the job done…and she has no soul, scruples or ego…she just is a hard communist worker, who can afford to be lazy, but who knew the way to maximize her hotness…

But damn she’s good to stare at…and make you want a Russian pet of your own…even though signing up with the devil, the cold war heir devil…who will make you fucking work for her…even after you buy her…they are just that good…

I guess what I’m saying is that this cold, dark, evil woman…looks so good that she’s my sunshine….in an industry filled with whores who aren’t as engaging as this whore….masterful…