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2016

29

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy

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These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is…..

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2016

29

Sep

I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day

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Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood…

Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit…

She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love.

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2016

29

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood is a Shameless Hiker of the Day

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At least she knows her worth….she knows what she’s good at and what her fan base is into. She also knows how to position herself in more than just cheesy sleazy half naked Playboy from the early 2000s poses…but also to get as big of an audience on social media that she can…pulling the same tactics as the strippers and hookers of instagram…but she’s got a back story, she’s been in Playboy since she was 18, when she was fresh and amazing and at 32 years old…she’s seen some shit…mainly on her strap on after fucking Ryan Seacrest…before getting stupid implants at his request..because all gay dudes in the closet like clown tits because they think they have to…before getting hosting on a TV show…and in turn not becoming an OLIVIA MUNN in mainstream movies..but rather an Oregon living hippie bitch who hikes in her underwear for social media content…the hustle is silly, but it’s real..and here’s her HIKE…Sara Jean Underwood, an inspiration to us all..

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2016

29

Sep

Eiza Gonzalez Tight Wet Dress Because She’s a Virgin for Mexico of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some rich and what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really skimpy panties…or maybe just into this tight dress on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…or go to events…or fuck your famous men she has access with…and all that is good to me…because Mexican woman who aren’t fat, neckless, corn tortilla making tribes people sending to tourists…but rather cultured enough to understand the importance of a tight dress – while looking great it an tight dress…is good for tourism…just don’t drink the water..that shit will give you fucking AIDS…or if you’re lucky shitting issues for the 8 weeks….parasites…

Now the real issue in this is why wasn’t there anyone there to dump a bucket of water on her to make this dress really count…what a fail…

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If that’s not enough MEXICO for you…here’s Alejandra Guilmant Butt Shot of the Day

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Alejandra Guilmant is some Mexican model and as a Half mexican child of a Mexican hooker and some American dude just passing through her…I feel a serious connection with all things Mexico….like this ass…sure it’s not the kind of ass that you’d be used to seeing in Tijuana…

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2 Mexicons…one boner…

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2016

29

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day

If you want to smell like piss….but the Alessandra Ambrosio branded perfume that she doesn’t wear but that she attaches her name to because I guess people on the international level think she’s some fashion icon, despite being a promo model for a panty company who gets half naked, because people are morons and buy into anything they see on TV or the internet….

Seriously, if you want to go to you local Walgreens and see the different celebrity scents that they have huge licensing deals on….you’ll see just how fucking vile the product being sold is. You’ll know there is no fucking way this bitch touches this toxic shit….

I am posting it – not to say how garbage celebrity endorsements for celebrity brands is…but because back in June Alessandra Ambrosio filmed this commercial on the beach in Malibu, where the highlight of the video was edited out, her panty flashes…..the only thing she’s done of value in a long time….and they didn’t even feature it. Just more proof all these fuckers have it all wrong…

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2016

29

Sep

Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Mila Kunis was a hot underage girl on TV…she was even hot when she was rich as fuck from said TV show…and in all the romantic comedy movies, or the voice of the fat daughter on Family guy….

But I don’t think being on the show where she was probably violated by Ashton Kutcher before he got way richer as fuck via investing into start-ups, back when you could launch a product or app online for 10,000 dollars or less….and back out with 10 billion dollars…was her hottest…

I liked her best when she was committed to Macaulay Culkin, at what was seemingly his fucking worst, where she followed some weird childhood fantasy and ran to the crackhead childstar for some Michael Jackson inspired sex…only because it was such a weird dynamic…

The second she went back to Kutcher, after his Demi Moore divorce, to reconnect their genitals and re-produce because they had this bond, like high school sweethearts reconnecting on FB or some shit…breeding not once…but once and a half..this one still may not make it home after it is born…..she became uninteresting, typical, boring..and old…with a ravaged pussy and not in a good way…so looking at her pregnant ass is just representative of hopes and dreams dying…and not love and romance happening…

The good news for her is that dudes are basic and repetitive and into what they know…so they will follow her and jerk off to her…til the end of time…that’s how masturbation fantasies generally work…you revisit them…and she’s done the grown work needed to sustain…so anything she does now…can’t ruin her…because she’s done what I consider the worst thing, and I’m not a dude who hates girls I don’t know for choosing lame boyfriends….but in this case…I just can see past his dopey fucking face…it’s all I see when trying to see her mom pussy through her mom leggings…

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2016

29

Sep

The Canadian Prime Mister Makes Jerk Off Hand Gestures While Emma Watson Laughs of the Day

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I know this isn’t Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton politics. It isn’t some kind of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump sex tape to really fuck with American Politics. Even though the sex tape would be hilarious to the feminists who support Hillary…and fucking hate trump…throwing their whole idea of the patriarchy out the window as he penetrates her with his “weapon”..which is what they call penis…

I know it would also be funny if we we found out that Donald and Hillary used to have coke parties and fuck, they were the New York elite, it could have happened, it may have happened, but if that got out…the whole world would be fucking confused, but at the same time, be in the exact place it should be…

It would also discount the whole her calling him a pig as people just blow it off as “crazy ex girlfriend”…would be great..

Instead it’s just Emma Watson with Canada’s leader, boy wonder, privileged white guy gym teacher people like, mainly women, even when he makes jerk off motions to Harry Potter cast members…weird.

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2016

29

Sep

Bella Hadid Smoking Cigarettes in Hitler Pants to Encourge her Young Fans To Pick Up Smoking Paid For by the Tobacco Companies in Harper’s Bazaar Russia of the Day

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Here’s a great pic of Arab young rich kid model Bella Hadid smoking a cigarette in a high fashion magazine….which would to me is a terrorist attack…something you could argue she is culturally pre-disposed to if you were a Donald Trump supporter…

The Tobacco industry is the single worst thing to have infiltrated your government with money and paid off doctors to convince America it was healthy for so many years, but with all the knowledge we have now, we should collectively not allow it…it’s like Marijuana is a fucking crime people go to jail for and cigarette that kill you, that are cut with chemicals are cool. I used to smoke and I quit smoking because I am not a pussy bitch despite being an addict and I tell anyone who I see smoking that they are fucking disgusting…

So Tobacco as a concept is a fucking terrorist organization…and Bella Hadid the young models all these young kids follow because they are rich and have access are a terrorist organization…and when they are merged together…they are collectively fucking evil…

Just think of all the 14 year old girls looking at this social media influencer smoking thinking “I’ll try that”….idiots…and the fact that bitch allowed this, even if she smokes to deal with the stress of being a trust fund cunt…just proves how vapid and garbage this flimsy, materialistic, Kardashian based cunts are…

The good news is smoking is a fetish to one of my creepiest friend of the site…who used to leave the best comments under the name HornyLohanWanker…I guess he’s dead now…

The other good news is that Bella Hadid’s got tits….

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2016

29

Sep

Dancing Plastic Surgeons and Other Videos of the DAy

Wreckage from the Train Crash in Jersey This Morning

Car Gets Sandwiched

Japanese Company has a Party in a Chinese Restaurant

Chinese Engineering….

Golfer Attacked By Bird…

Sex Offender Tries to Shank Prosecutor

Dude Who Got his Dick Stuck in Wedding Ring for 2 Days

Bikini Model Taken Out by Wave

Naked Activists

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2016

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I told a girl I would fuck her. She said she’d only fuck me if she was dead and didn’t have a choice in the matter…to which I said deal….and everyone around me thought I was disgusting…even though she offered it…

The funny thing about inclusivity – where we have to embrace everyone’s gender and sexual preference – is that there is no room for the necros…sent to their own necro island that was once reserved for LGBTQ…before they annoyingly built a boat and infiltrated straight utopia and I vow to fight the oppression of the patriarchy and social just to add the other “n” word to that acronym

And I don’t even like fucking dead ppl….but sometimes you have to fight for the rights of those who can’t fight because they are fuxking dead people….

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Chrissy Teigen – Big Pug Face Tits
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Face with a Paintball Gun
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Miley Cyrus on the Evil of Disney
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Human Eating Mascot
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Woman Tries to Break Car Window After Being Locked Out
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Proposal Fail – Dude Lost Ring
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Angelina’s Shitty New House
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Justin Timberlake’s Hair Tribute
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Miley in a Titty Shirt
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On Your Knees Bitch….on your Fucking Knees
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Building a 737 Plane – the Video
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NBC Cancels Brad Pitt Break Up Special Due to Illuminati
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