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2005

15

Mar

I am – Born Today

Fabio was born today, enough said.

Official Fabio Fan site

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2005

15

Mar

I am – T-Shirt of the Day

This motherfucker is hot – it says “Terrier Rehab and Resort”, this is the kinda place I always wanted to go whenever I got a little too deep into the moonshine, perscription pills and crystal meth. The people at terrier offer Martinis and uppers in the AM, downers in the PM. Possibly a little highclass for someone like me, who is used to being put into lock-up until the shits out of my system, but a Mexican can pertend….

This shit’s made my Outdoor Terrier and has some pretty hot patchwork detail. I would go as far as say “next level bidness”, but seriously, what the fuck do I know….

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2005

15

Mar

I am – Video Clips of the Day

You are all a bunch of twats, so i decided to help make your life a better place, because I am nice like that. Here are some video clips for you to forget about your pathetic existence, even if it’s only for a minute. At least I helped.

We’s Gots 6 Clips…Bitches

Girls Being Girls (idiots) on Webcam

Girls Making Out With Girls

Lip Synching on the Internet is Never Tired

Really Disgusting Bondage Video

Van Damme’s Not Dead

Asian Breakdancing

Bonus: Jim Morrison Before The Doors in some Florida State ad Campaign
(Unfortunately on ifilm already sorry)

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2005

15

Mar

I am – Fetish of the day – Vacuum Sealed

There is nothing like a good vacuum. It cleans up your messes, it keeps your wife busy, it’s got nothing but positive benefits. Vacuum sealing household items, is a great storage solution, I have seen the infomercials, this is an economical way to save space. Putting a naked person inside that vacuum sealed bag is something I never really considered, but other people have. This is the fetish of the day…..and it’s fucking hot.

Vacuum Sealed Fetish Video Clip

via Sexblo.gs

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2005

15

Mar

I am – Ice T's Fiance

Rumor is the Ice T is engaged to this woman. It is clear that he is drawn to her because of her brains, by brians I mean retardedly large implanted boobs.

Here are a couple of pictures of the slag, if she reminds you of your mother, than your mother is a slag. If she reminds you of your father, than your dad’s a tranny slag. If she reminds you of you, then drop us an email, we’d love to say hi…

More Pics After The Jump

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2005

15

Mar

I am – Ice T’s Fiance

Rumor is the Ice T is engaged to this woman. It is clear that he is drawn to her because of her brains, by brians I mean retardedly large implanted boobs.

Here are a couple of pictures of the slag, if she reminds you of your mother, than your mother is a slag. If she reminds you of your father, than your dad’s a tranny slag. If she reminds you of you, then drop us an email, we’d love to say hi…

More Pics After The Jump

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Link Dump

Here are some fun links to keep you happy. If would like to send me a link, email me at:brad

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Conway Twitty's Tour Bus

Who the fuck is Conway Twitty, his website says he’s bigger than Elvis and The Beatles, so why does his tour bus suck. I know I can’t afford this piece of shit bus, but I also can’t afford to feed my family. If I did have 20,000 dollars, the first thing I would buy is a russian mail-order bride, because there is nothing like having a young bitch, that I own. I would leave my fat wife, but maintain a serious relationship with my stepdaughters. That’s my story, for this morning…..

Interior Pics and Auction Details – After the Jump

Vehicle Description

BUS DETAILS: Conway Twitty’s first tour bus!!

318 Detroit Engine, Allison (automatic -6-gears ) Transmission. 40 footer, 8 bunks, state rooms that sleep 2.( Bath Room.)

satellite, dvd players front and back, sony playstation 2, and 2 TV’s Sound system (bose)

motor has been completely rebuilt and is in excellent shape for road travel. The motor has around 100,000 miles since rebuilt. No rust on bus, inside has been updated.

comes with assorted Conway Memorbilla, making this bus a perfect Conway museum or use it on the road.

this bus is part of a sale that will include much more Conway Twitty memorbilla. please keep checking back for more listings in coming days.

Via eBay Auction

Check out Conway Twitty’s Official Site

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Conway Twitty’s Tour Bus

Who the fuck is Conway Twitty, his website says he’s bigger than Elvis and The Beatles, so why does his tour bus suck. I know I can’t afford this piece of shit bus, but I also can’t afford to feed my family. If I did have 20,000 dollars, the first thing I would buy is a russian mail-order bride, because there is nothing like having a young bitch, that I own. I would leave my fat wife, but maintain a serious relationship with my stepdaughters. That’s my story, for this morning…..

Interior Pics and Auction Details – After the Jump

Vehicle Description

BUS DETAILS: Conway Twitty’s first tour bus!!

318 Detroit Engine, Allison (automatic -6-gears ) Transmission. 40 footer, 8 bunks, state rooms that sleep 2.( Bath Room.)

satellite, dvd players front and back, sony playstation 2, and 2 TV’s Sound system (bose)

motor has been completely rebuilt and is in excellent shape for road travel. The motor has around 100,000 miles since rebuilt. No rust on bus, inside has been updated.

comes with assorted Conway Memorbilla, making this bus a perfect Conway museum or use it on the road.

this bus is part of a sale that will include much more Conway Twitty memorbilla. please keep checking back for more listings in coming days.

Via eBay Auction

Check out Conway Twitty’s Official Site

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Sharon Stone Topless on Beach

Today, I am slow. It is Monday, I am busy doing things around the house, but should know that Monday is the day all good celeb nudity comes up. This is Sharon Stone’s recent trip to Bora Bora, where she was topless the whole time. I once spent an entire summer topless, but that’s because I couldn’t afford a shirt.

Pics After the Jump…

Post Made Possible by Popdoh via TheSun

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Sneaker of the Day

Keeping in line with the theme of the day, which is nature, in the event you are an idiot and didn’t realize that nature is the theme, I decided to feature these JB Classics. JB Classics is considered one of the more innovative sneaker designers out there. His line is pretty exclusive and his designs are pretty pimping. Pimping is something I always saw myself doing, but it seems like the only whore I could attract stank like kitchen garbage.

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Jessica Simpson Cleavage

Jessica Simpson’s got titties even her perverted father is proud of. He’s a star molestor, a famous molestor, he doesn’t even have to get drunk to molest her…you see as her manager and her father he holds the dice and she’s nice and dumb – the best type for molesting….

More Cleavage Pictures After the Jump

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Puberty 101: Am I Gay?

When I was a teenager, I was too poor to ask questions about my puberty. I didn’t ask about the beard I grew at the age of 10 and I didn’t ask about my ridiculously huge penis. I sure as hell didn’t ask if I was gay, I knew straight up that I was a pussy man….I found this on Puberty101.com, I was doing a little research….I am pretty sure this shit’s staged but this poofter still made me laugh…

Am I Gay?

Q David (15-17) asks…

My friend (he’s a guy) and I have experimented together. We masturbated each other, rubbed our penises on each other, etc. I really enjoyed it and hope to do it again. I’ve read that same sex stuff in your teen years is common. Is what we have done okay? I’ve fantasized about oral sex with him, is that okay to try. I am sure we are both virgins.

A David:

Well, yes, same-sex activity is common among teens. If this were to become a habit, it’s possible that it will no longer be “experimental.” It’s possible that you two may fall in love with each other, but only you would know whether you’re gay or not. If you have fantasies like this about other men, it’s possible that you have homosexual tendencies. I can’t say whether your activities are “okay” — but if you’re both comfortable with it, then it’s okay for you. I don’t know whether I’d consider you to be a virgin any more. Regardless, you both should protect yourselves!

Via Puberty 101

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2005

14

Mar

I am – T-Shirt of the Day

Memories of the woods and camping is something I don’t really have. I do remember a couple nights where I was drunk as fuck and ended up passing out on a park bench, or the time I escaped from the cops and had to spend a night in the woods to fend for myself. I remember eating a squirrel, I was hungry and had few options. This shirt may bring some heartfelt memories back to you, of your youth or your family, or if you are like me, being drunk and hidding out. This shirt may not get you laid, but I am sure your lack of social skills also contributes to that. There is no easy way out bitches.

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2005

14

Mar

I am – Video Clips of the Day

We all like videos, at least I like videos, and since I am the one typing this, I can make any assumptions I want. This shit is not scientific, so if you happen to hate video clips, and feel I am mis-representing you, suck it up pussy, I have had enough of your shit….

Todays Clips of the Day

hardcore-midgets midget wrestling

Crazy Jumper

girl filming herself naked

retarded people singing

webcam girl

penelope cruz cleavage on leno

Nanny Hits Baby

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