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Caroline Vreeland’s Jungle Tits to the Titty Fetishists of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Brings Back Candice Swanepoel Like a Bunch of Assholes of the Day

Sydney Sweeney’s Been Eating Out a Girl On her Period of the Day

Maria Rivero is the Instagram Of The Day

Madisyn Shipman Titties Out of the Day

2016

Aug

Em Rat Cow Whores Up the United Nations Fund Dinner of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that Em Rat Cow doesn’t care about the United Nations, Philanthropic efforts, or anything related to doing good in the world…because if she did, she wouldn’t be a vapid, nude model, who flashes her tits to get followers…

She’s like the Sugar baby on snapchat who just got a nose job from a dude who paid for her nose job, crying because she’s on meds and watching Syrian refugee videos…

She’s out for her damn self, she thinks she matters, that she’s got talent, that she’s got more to offer the world…and the UN event was just a good way to get on a red carpet, a good way to get her tits out to the paparazzi, an a good angle to pretend she’s not a calculating, superfical scammer trying to scam…because she thinks she’s hot enough…

Great tits though, tits for charity, even if intentions are for their damn self, are still tits…

What a joker…

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2016

Aug

Hillary Holmes Does Fat Chick Modeling Right of the Day

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Hillary Holmes: Fat Chick model, doing fat chick modeling right, because she’s officially just a larger girl, and not a slob who looks like she’s got diabetes, high blood pressure and will be in a motorized scooter in vegas – going from slot machine to slot machine….waiting to die prematurely..

Now I don’t love fat chicks, I married one, and wiping her ass is disgusting, but I need to do it before eating her out so I don’t get ecoli.

I don’t like gross fat chicks, especially entitled ones who don’t act like they are fat, but rather like they are hot. All loud and annoying. I don’t mind gross fat if it’s broken and sad and lonely and willing to suck my dick…

But I do like handsome, substantial, large and strong women, with toned stomachs and massive hips and asses, but probably because I can’t fuck them since my dick doesn’t reach…or penetrate the egg hole…but I still like lookin’ at them…so here’s some fat chick model who does plus sized right..

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2016

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Doughy Birthday Ass of the Day

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This family is such fucking garbage…but they are masters of illusion, the David Copperfields of our generation, because they have managed to use some science, make-up, medical procedures and strategic hustle – to convince millions of people that they hot…

Moving fat from her 18 year old gut, to her ass, to make some weirdly shaped non-human human, something her family is into, they are all fucking monsters…

Yet…brands pay them millions and millions of dollars….why can’t brands just say no…cut them off…and move society and humanity forward. I mean it’d make for an interesting scrambling I’d like to see from the family…trying to fix what is broken…but instead – everyone keeps giving them what they want and they continue to give me nothing I want…not with them, or not with all the other young sluts that now look like this…it’s fucked…

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2016

Aug

Couple Fucking on the Side of the Road in Nature and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Slammed in a Hit and Run….and the One Dude Who Stopped to Help Him – Robbed Him

Lost Dildo finally Found of the Day

Close up of Suction Steve from Virgina

Security Guard Drives with BOOT on

The Best Prostitutes of the Day

Man Riding Young Bull

Cop Runs Red – Flips another Car

Weird Naked Woman Confrotation

TOpless Monster at a Music Festival

Sales Girl Presses Tits Against Dudes Face at a Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls I meet on tinder are hard to try to convince that I am in love with them and that I want to spend the rest of my life with them, obsessed with them, because they are the only one –

Sure, it is all in order to get spread pussy pics from them – but they don’t need to know that…

Not to mention, these girls love sending their pussy pics, you just have to trick them into wanting to send it to you, because they are sending them to other people, and you have every right to get on that BCC….

Here are some morning links…

TOday in Sideboob
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Thank God Ghostbusters is DEAD in the Water
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Phelps Face Meme is No Steve from Virgina
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Kim K in a Tight Dress – Exploding
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How To Dab Marijuana Like A Fucking Pro (VIDEO)
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Serena Williams is a Beast
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Malia Obama Smoking Weed
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Muhammed Ali – Remix
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So Many Great Asses
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Fuck THat’s Delicious Season 2 Trailer
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent 2 hours watching “Suction Cup Steve” from Virginia climbing Trump Towers…because according to the live feed I watched – he was doing it for Harambe, Pokemon Go, to Propose to his girlfriend on the 30th floor…dragging out NYPD to Keep Trump Tower Safe again….it was tedious as hippie mountain climbing is…causing traffic….being annoying..hippies with their dumb ideas…and dude didn’t do it for any cause, he did it for self promotion….I blame social media, but I guess it’s better than a mass shooting…and the fact I watched this, is a testament to how pathetic my existence is…

I watched 2 hours of Suction Cup Steve climbing Trump Towers and when the police grabbed him – the live feed was showing his lame youtube video – 2 hours and they killed the climax – feels like watching lesbian porn…

The highlight of my day was figuring out that looking down shirts when girls pet my dog is a great reason for a small dog – and I don’t know why it took me 8 years to figure that out…maybe it is because with today’s slutty fashion trends, even nerdy weird mousy girls are in dresses with no bras tits spilling everywhere – not just for old ladies and hookers anymore….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Crazy Booty on Wednesday
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The Oceans 8 Remake for Girls are Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, RiRi, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, Mindy Kaling – because Hollywood’s answer to misogyny is remake movies with all women cast – I think they are missing the point….
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Catalog Pics of Victoria’s Secret WHores
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Sewage Truck Explodes on the street.
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The Destiny Child No One Cares About in a Tight Dress
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Taylor Swift’s Booty
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Want To Meet How Girls Who Chill With Weed? Check This Out
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Abigail Ratchford Stupid Tits
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The Best of McKayla Maroney
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Bird Meows with the Cats
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Jessica Biel Golfing
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Septic Truck Explodes
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Topless Tanning French Actress
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Dolphin iPad Snatcher
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Some Slut Named Lindsey Vonn’s Skiing Ass
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Leo has a Doppelganger in the Olympics
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How Dirty are Festival Bracelets
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Bad Santa 2 Trailer
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Nina Agdal TIGHT DRESS
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Swimmer Who Flips his Dad Off Every Race
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Playboy Chick on a Triumph
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Weed Legend Tells You The Two Best Strains To Smoke In The WORLD!
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Black Man Who Sounds Like Celine Dion
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Jamie Alexander’s Filming an Action Movie
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Rita Ora Tank Top
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Victoria Justice Cleavage You Shouldn’t Care About
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Haha Ghostbusters Lost 70 Million Dollars
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Julianne Hough Photoshopped for Shape
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Farrah Abraham’s a Hero Who Fought for her 7 Year Old to Wear Makeup to School
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How To Get Off Opiates Using Cannabis, Step By Step Guide
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Amateur Couple of the Day
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Hot Slutty Bouncy Girls
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Hot Britney Spreading Pussy
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The Best Boobs in Porn
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idiot Skater of the day – Definitely fake…
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Naked Golf with some Whores
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Graphic Design Tits
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Hot Greek Bitch in a bikini
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How About More Orlando Bloom Dick and Katy Perry Tti
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Michelle Jenneke is Going to Rio of the Day

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I forgot about Michelle Jenneke, I mean hurdling is not really in my day to day thought process – and a girl who had a cute dance in her warm up before doing some hurdles back in 2012 – isn’t quite enough visibility for me to really give a fuck, and even now, when we are knee deep in Rio, I don’t give a fuck, but she’s been posting slutty Australian uniform selfies, and that’s the line of work I’m in…I am a believer in all things slutty – especially when it is topical….even if this athlete isn’t as hot as she looked in that warm up video, she’s still fit as fuck and accomplished which is more than we can say for all the other whores I actually follow on this social media bullshit…

I guess what I’m saying is – this is what puts me in more of they Olympic spirit – when Female Rugby has made the Olympics un-jerk-off-able…

9 days! #Rio2016

A video posted by Michelle Jenneke (@mjenneke93) on Aug 7, 2016 at 5:01pm PDT

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2016

Aug

Garbage Can Kylie Jenner Turns 40 of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is a puppet for her egotistical, materialistic, shameless, whore of a mother – who is living her dreams through the kids that have been shat out of her massive, very fucking massive, it’s gotta be massive vagina…

The kind of woman who attracts trannies and men who kill their wives – while dating a wallet…who can only instil shitty morals and values in her uneducated, vapid, money making garbage kids – who for some reason is “famous” or an “influencer” which is code for bullshit, because bitch doesn’t do anything but hang around, jack up her face by stapling flesh to it, looking 40, all dumpy and porny, which has created a trend that you’ll see if you leave the house of other 18 year olds looking this dumb as fuck…and the whole thing has no value, substance..but shit can move sneakers and lip liner…

She’s in a bikini, because that’s what whores do, and you can’t really blame her for being born into this, and riding what everyone wishes they had, you can only blame her for not killing herself yet….but it may happen, they can’t be this relevant forever…and dealing with that rejection will destroy her…let’s help destroy her…she’s their golden ticket…we need her and her doughy clown vibe eliminated

happy birthday to me

A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Aug 10, 2016 at 7:00am PDT

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

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Pussy definition is one of my favorite things…even when it comes on Taylor Swift like all the dudes she’s had sex with and pretended were her boyfriends because it seems less slutty and is great for marketing and selling new albums…because people are morons who believe anything because they want to believe and it distracts them from their own shit lives…not that they are that emotionally invested in this con….

Now I am not a fan of Taylor Swift, but I feel like she did this on purpose because she likes when people look at what may be a very nice looking pussy on a skinny girl, a coinslot, a slit, hungry to be fed, or maybe just easily penetrated due to use…

Either way…looks good to me, probably her best look…I like that shes trying so hard to be a sexual icon…when she’s such a lanky weird virgin acting whore…it’s what fetishes are made of…K-Fed fetishes mainly…but she’s not broken enough to let that happen, she’s a fucking empire, and evil fucking empire..the worst…but good cameltoe girl..much better than my high school lunch lady who taught us what cameltoe was thanks to her 6 kids and very tight jeans…that girl could cameltoe snow pants those pussy lips were so big…and fun to look at eating baked fries and hot boiled chicken….

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

Aug

Girls Wake Surfing And Drinking and other Stunts of the Day

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So Wakesurfing is a very common activity for these cheesy, slutty, fake tit girls who live around here to do with the one guy who has the boat and who invites all the girls on his boat since girls fucking love boats…and I’ve never been invited to any of these cheesy wakeboard boat parties…but I have seen them blasting music, bad music, having the time of their lives, really taking on summer….surrounded by dumb whores who love dudes who can afford 100,000 dollar wakeboard boats…which happens to be a lot of girls…

It turns out these bitches do stunts…while wakesurfing – including drinking, stripping, being pregnant…weird…

BUT cheesy girls – into cheesy tribal tattoo dudes are actually hot, it’s not their fault they dont know better, they are girls….

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