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2023

29

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I like to think that tanlines smell like that coconut scented banana boat tan oil of my youth, but the truth is that in this era of perverts, some of these tanlines could very well be from smearing the feces deep into a bitch’s pores, only to upload it as a tanline to get off to your fecal fetish knowing you’re duping idiots like us into thinking it’s tanlines. I blame the mind controlling tapeworm parasites transmitted via shit for turning everyone into a shit and asshole lover….

I guess, it could also be from a jar of chemicals bought in the store, because bitches are too lazy to even get into a bikini and lay outside in the sun being lazy, that’s where we are at as a people….to lazy to get a fucking suntan….or too scared…because they believe the sun, the source of all life causes cancer…so better get the artificial and more convenient version….on some artificial sweetener we all know causes cancer to replace sugar that doesn’t necessarily cause cancer while making a bunch of chemists fucking rich….instead of letting NATURE do it’s damn job….you FOOLS.

Point of the story, tanlines, fake, shit, or not…BONERS.

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2023

29

Jun

Stupid Dance with Visible Underwear and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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See Through Swimsuit on the Water Slide

This Horse Knows What’s Up

Mornign Routine with a Hot Fit Fit

Slingshot Pass Out

Bikini Dance

Check Out the Thong Bikini at the Cliff Dive

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2023

28

Jun

Iggy Azalea Topless of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, the once hyped female rapper and cultural appropriator, who always had a freakish body thanks to her massive ass people were obsessed with enough to make her famous, has taken a turn in her career, despite being in her 40s, that is actually interesting or at the very least something I can appreciate, because it’s less about stupid and annoying rap songs that suck and more about lewd content with her titties out, or in this case with her panties on and her titties almost out….and sure, her body is still freakish looking, but like all freakish bodies, it looks better nude, or is more interesting as it gets more nude, than not….because nudity….

So her performance art is shameless clickbait whorin and I’ve found an appreciation for her in that hustle….even though I am sure she’s still total shit, she’s less shit when the shirt comes off.

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2023

28

Jun

Maddie Ziegler Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the child dancing reality TV star that SIA adopted, put into her music videos and created into a super popular entity on social media with 14 million followers, which is absurd, but when looking at her feed, she’s at least staying current with the times, now that she’s not a teen dancer in a leotard in a music video, but rather a grown up who understands how basic content creation needs to be when you have that dancer body….just take selfies in a bikini bro, show some tan line, good to fucking go…

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2023

28

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Hawaii Bikini of the Day

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Hard faced and hard bodied Pussycat Doll, who took the Burlesque shit from the fat pigs who did Burlesque shows at the time, you know the Betty Paige near goth girl with the tattoos, and made it more Vegas stripper, which was far more marketable and made her a shit fucking ton of money in the process….who says whoring don’t pay, probably no one, since whoring fucking pays, the challenge is that it pays so well, it’s too tempting for all chicks to become whores….something most seem to jump right into doing because the struggle of not whoring is for losers….

Anyway, there was news she was recently engaged on this Hawaii Trip, I guess her husband likes transgenders like so many dudes seem to like in this fucking weird era, and to celebrate her LGBTQ+ engagement because I assume she’s a tucker based on the tits and musculature, she’s in a bikini and still hard bodied in her mid 40s….almost like she’s got higher than normal testosterone or something…..which I guess means she fucks hard and with Burlesque dance moves…which may be why she’s being locked into love….cuz she’s too old and hard bodied for breeding…even if she’s a woman…that shit will be DOWNS with SYNDROME..

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2023

28

Jun

Britney Spears Cleavage of the Day

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The Britney Spears conspiracy continues, this time with her tits out in some weird dress, shot in the same room all her content is shot, on the same ghetto camera all her content is shot on, making me assume this shit is at least 5 years old, but I’ll still watch her push what could be her implants together.

I don’t care if the real Britney is dead or institutionalized, or if the the real Britney is replaced with this body double Britney, or if the free Britney’s face morphed into a new shape with a gap in her teeth, because of the whole aging process….If tits are being pushed together, ignore the rest of it, like her fans ignored she was in literal captivity for a better part of a decade, and they’d all still go to her concerts and watch the slave slaving for the selfies….terrible people…

I think the weirdest thing in this Britney conspiracy is that she doesn’t leave her house, you’d think that would be the first thing you do when you are released by your captor, but instead her dumb dances continue from the same soulless room….clearly she’s fucking mental, or we’re being duped…BUT TITS are being grabbed people.

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2023

28

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In this world of everything trying to make a motherfucker fat, from foods, seed oils, birth control in the water, streaming platforms, gaming, porn, social media…you know evil, soul sucking, convenient for snack food poison eating shit…..there’s something to be said for chicks who still hit the gym, who try to fight the elements, especially when they do it naked…

Besides all the health benefits of working out, from hormonal, to actual body looking banging in a bikini, the only reason my fat ass ever volunteered at a gym was for the bitches….

At the time, it wasn’t normal to identify as a chick to be allowed in the changing room, so you had to do volunteer work to accidentally go in to pretend to fix something in your official uniform, which would generate enough complaints to get me fired….it was a harder time back then….

If you told them you were a chick and needed to change with chicks because all the dicks in the men’s room were threatening….they’d kick you out…so you get crafty….

But yeah staring at girls workout has been hot over the years, staring at them doing it naked is a nice evolution of working out, even though I’m more a man of mystery and the unknown, but I’ll still look at all being offered…and looking at them show their gains when naked, also a worthy celebration for a pervert like me, buried in too much fat chick…literally.

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2023

28

Jun

Gigi Hadid Lace of the Day

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Here are some pics of Gigi Hadid doing some fashion show walking like the good old days because she’s a relevant model who once was, so relevant she got knocked up by ONE DIRECTION when she decided to tap out from the whole instagram model being treated like an actual model, as well as potentially banging Leo DiCaprio despite looking like a freakish muppet after having been knocked up by One Direction….

I am sure if you look through the archives from when GIGI was at her most relevant, I always hated on her, not just because I historically hate on all these overrated, spoiled, entitled, over celebrated cunts, but that’s part of it….just not the whole part of it….which is that they really aren’t that hot and definitely don’t deserve the worship they got which led to the opportunities they got, and probably didn’t appreciate or do anything of interest with….They’re entitled, spoiled overrated trash and at 30 years old, this muppet looks like shit…because she is shit.

Don’t act like I didn’t warn you…

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2023

28

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It typically takes some tight pants to make the cameltoes we celebrate every Wednesday happen, so my Tight Pant Tuesday post yesterday often covers the same topics and themes of the Pussy Wedgie Post Wednesday because in a lot of ways the two are interchangeable. Very rarely, although it does happen, where a pair of tight pants walk towards me and I can’t see any sigh of a pussy. Whether the girl is tucking her lips up inside herself, or wearing a MAXI pad to give some sort of uniform no PANT EATING ALLOWED illusion, or maybe they just have small pushed back pelvic floors making the pussy less visible from the front…..so Tight Pants are their own incredible source of entertainment, still enjoyable when they hug a fat ass, like they hug a fat pussy, but the fat pussy is really the objective in viewing a tight pants in it’s ideal state….which is why we focus on that….

Just yesterday, a women with a tight fight body walked towards me, her tight bike shorts were grey, a far more pussy wedgie amplifying color than black, also a risky one for any dripping the pussy wedgie may leave and despite her looking like a retarded troll with a birth defect, her face, full terrifying, that pussy forward walk won me over…because the power of pussy wedgies eradicates ugly faces, until the pussy wedgie is pulled out, then the ugly faces suddenly appear, so for some people, it’s best to be in a full state of pussy wedgie at all times….it is the ideal state of tight pants viewing after all…isn’t it.

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2023

28

Jun

Stefania Ferrario Birthday Bush of the Day

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I don’t spend enough time digging through the onlyfans whores of the internet to post the actual internet nudity of instagram model and whores because they come after you with legal threats for stealing their copyrighted content that they use to make their millions, since whoring is now a sophisticated thing where smart dudes have their hands deep in the pockets, so they give these bitches advice to maximize their earnings….it’s modern pimping…and it’s no fucking fun for me….

So yeah, there’s tons of nudity out there, so many influencers, models, actors, low levels are out there getting naked, but less are doing the instagram nude shoots I used to appreciate as the free and more interesting version of playboy, back when people were excited, eager, and trying to get noticed or get ahead…..

Which means, I don’t know who the main nude chicks are, but this Ferrairo Rocher chocolate heriess from Europe, who positions herself as PLUS SIZED, because she’s clearly never been to America to really understand PLUS SIZED, and remains European Plus sized, consistently puts content out, some featuring her big tits and her bush, and I like both big tits and bush, despite the whole hating plus sized….making me think my appreciation of tits and bush outweight my hate of plus sized….as positivity goes further than negativity…..and the truth is, her content is readily available to repost….

Apparently, she’s 30….and being barely dirty….but nude….fun.

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