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2016

21

Jun

Christina Milian is Shamelessly Promoting Nothing of the Day

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Christina Milian is a hustler, or maybe she’s a scammer, whatever it is that she is, she’s constantly out there self promoting half naked, selling shitty product, or herself, despite having a ton of money and the ability to fucking retire, relax and enjoy life…instead she’s at beach parties, bikini parties, half naked showing the world her tits, which I guess isn’t really work but instead enjoying life and relaxing…

I just find it desperate…and annoying…I like my pussy to be more shy and resistance, not out there throwing it at anyone who will look or take it…ya know..

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Candice Swanepoel in Some Not Naked Enough Photoshoots of the Day

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These are rumored to be some unretouched pictures of Candice Swanepoel shot before she was pregnant, but it looks like her nipple was edited out of the pics, which is the kind of retouching, the only retouching that we don’t actually want done…so maybe the rest of her is natural, with tons of make-up / hair work and proper lighting, shot with the best camera by an experienced photographer – in a way that the photo doesn’t need to be retouched…

NOw, I think Candice Swanepoel is on the outs, she made the mistake of not really pushing the limits of her fame, she kind of just rode the Victoria’s Secret train. She didn’t host TV shows, Vegas clubs, didn’t get in movies, she did the bare minimum, and now no one is in love with her personality, so as her ass starts to sag and younger girls replace her, her relevance becomes less and less, and these could be her final years, but probably aren’t…she’s probably got another 5 years with Victoria’s Secret, not that anyone will really care…we’ve seen enough of her, it’s time for new pussy, not mom pussy.

Maybe you’re more into her ready to drop – pregnancy porn – from instagram – which is actually some of her more interesting work.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Maggie Gyllenhaal on Set of the Day

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To think that Maggie Gyllenhaal, spoiled rich kid from industry parents, with a shitty faggot brother, was complaining that she doesn’t get the young hot bitch love interest roles in movies, looks like she’s playing the only love interest I’ve ever known….haggard street hooker.

I mean for a rich kid, she’s never really looked good, but she’s a celebrated actor who may not realize she doesn’t play the love interest in movies because people don’t find her hot…she’s more of the tormented character who pees herself than the kind of girl anyone would believe anyone would obsess over or chase to the airline terminal when she tries to fly away to start a new life..or whatever the romantic comedy bullshit we have grown to accept as fact to make our own lives feel inadequate hollywood throws at us…

But haggard street hooker, 5 dollar blowjobs, I believe…

Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaal|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Franziska von Tschurtschenthaler Nipples because Her Name is Insane of the Day

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I don’t know who Franziska von Tschurtschenthaler, but her last name is legendary..von Tschurtschenthaler…it’s german, like Nazism, but 60 years later..in the form of a hot nipple showing model…

Her career includes big hits like July 2015 Elle Russia cover, and November 2012 Vogue Paris cover, so I guess she’s a legit model in a world of phoneys, even though the world is phoneys and nothing is real thanks to the internet…not to mention, modelng isn’t a real fucking job….

So legit model or not, I am not too sure if she’s a legit surfer, the car is cool and makes me think she may be the real deal, because it’d be impossible to recreate this image without her being a legit surfer, but then again, the surfboard is the number one overused beach prop to make things seem beach / lifestyle cool and so many bitches from Victoria’s Secret down to bootleg magazines…this shit is everywhere, because instagram surf models killed the surf star….

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2016

21

Jun

Lottie Hayes Nipple of the Day

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Lottie Hayes is not famous, but she’s a model….and she’s skinny and she gets topless…so she probably will get famous…already on covers of magazines without having a huge internet following, giving me hope that the world will stop casting people based on followers. It’s idiotic but makes sense but unfortunately makes cunts too much money they don’t need…

Lottie looks young young, she’s interesting enough looking in the most basic of ways.

She’s from the UK, she has all her teeth now that the UK has modern dental technology and it’s not the industrial revolution where everywhere is covered in an inch of coal dust, fighting for a piece of meat, in their sewer-less flats…

She’s not a character or orphan in a Dickens story, but would probably be more interesting if she was, but I guess showing her nipples is enough to be considered in this nipple loving era of nipples.

Hey Lottie – I see your nipples. Long gone are the days of a lady being a lady at a garden party riding bikes side saddle…it all happened when we gave them the right to vote.

Posted in:Lottie Hayes

2016

21

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Topless of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver is the future…

Mainly because she was created in a LAB and is a modern genetically modified human, one who all the bad genes are erased from before implanted in the test tube and fertilized.

She is phase one in AI, up on some EX MACHINA shit, because billion dollar brands have money that they feed into models, some of them who don’t eat, so why not funnel some of that money in to building out robot models, who don’t actually eat, because they are battery powered..

Thanks to science, Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking perfect…and here are her robot clone tits…

Like I said, she is future.

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2016

21

Jun

Crazy Mariah Carey in a See Through Top of the Day

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Angelic voiced, crazy person who probaly hears angelic voices in her head, that tell her how great she is, that’s how delusional egos with a lot of money validating their delusions are….Mariah Carey…has always had huge tits that went along with her iconic – money making voice that made it in the world of entertainment, living the life of luxury…instead of working Cruise ships and lounges like all the other talent that never pulled off the entertainment scam….

You can sometimes catch me dancing to her every Christmas….because I fucking love Christmas…and I guess I still appreciate her showing her big old tits – that are actually old… because she’s legendary to me, mainly because I remember her from the 90s when she was married to a 65 year old executive who ran Sony Music…and gave her a career….back when sugar babies needed actual TALENT to go along with their SUGAR babying…

Here she is in some see through bra…

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Lisa-Marie Bosbach Nude Model of the Day

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Her name is Lisa-Marie Bosbach. She’s a naked model from the internet and like so many girls from the internet – she is naked, but unlike most girls from the internet, she’s actually a signed model, who’s career highlights include but aren’t limited to doing free shoots for instagram accounts that post the content of anyone who sends them content because it gets them followers…which is pretty tough to pay the rent with…but sometimes life is more than just making money, it’s about having tons of creepy dudes jerking off to you naked, something that can’t get bought..but if she did her research…she could get paid for.

This movement of hipster naked chicks is great, because they get naked for free. I am from the era of the internet teen model who would do shoots in her underwear and tease that she’d get naked, and motherfuckers would pay 30 dollars a monty, thousands of dudes paying her 30 dollars a month, making MILLIONS of dollars…NEVER GETTING NAKED>…

Yet these idiot 21 year olds who don’t get it – are jumping on the naked train for creepy photographers for free – because it’s art..

AND EMPOWERING…

Want to know what else is empowering, you idiot…a million fucking dollars cock teasing, never getting naked…that you can use to NEVER WORK AGAIN…

Idiots.

Posted in:Lisa-Marie Bosbach

2016

21

Jun

Naked Woman Won’t Let Man Go and Other Videos of the Day

Couple Gets Beat By Bouncers in Spain….

Husband Drops Wife

Bride Charging to Let People Grab her Tits

Nked Man Chased Outside

Bag Snatch Runner on Live TV

Cliff JUmping is Idiotic

Beauty Blogger with a Disability of the Day

Guy Under Anesthesia Race Car Driving

Big Boob Brawl

Mom Drifting with Son

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Words of wisdom – jerk off 5 times before leaving your house – so you don’t rape anyone…

All you over sexed primates…perverts…

I am not a rape culture hater, but I do like trolling rape culture posts on facebook, because it’s the topic of the minute and it’s cool to have been raped, or to call guys who are creepy rapists, so as a creepy guy, I think I should commit to that and not necessarily rape, but patronize the fuck out of them….asking “but is fingering really rape”…and shit like that…because they go fucking nuts.

I am easy to entertain…Here are some stepLINKS…

Selma Blair Had a Freakout on a Plane
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Big Tits Busting Out of Shirts
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Lea Michele in Shorts
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Animals Feeding Other Animals
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Angelina Jolie – Breast Implants
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China’s Millionare Migration to Canada
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How they Make the White Walker in Game of Thrones
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John Cena Speaks Mandarin
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Kesha Has Big Tits
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Today in Brad Pitt
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Truck Sideswipes Camera
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