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2016

17

Jun

Hometown Hotty Anais Pouliot of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a French Canadian from a suburb 20 minutes out of Montreal, the city I live in for legal reasons…

She didn’t spend that much time working in montreal, or hanging out in montreal, or being my friend in montreal calling me to grab a salad for lunch, or maybe hit a model fitness class, like Pilates or Hot Yoga…but she still came out of this place…and her french trash family still lives in this place…and just because she’s gone to New York and done one or two shoots for Victoria’s Secret….doesn’t mean she’s not that above ground pool, Poutine eating, stripper who got away…and just because she kind of made it in America…I know, at her core, she’s still french trash and has erratic anal sex on the first encounter as French girls do…

I assume she’s at the tail end of her career but still has those french legs and unlike most French Canadians with hard bodies I know, doesn’t have that hard smokers face by 30 – because she escaped that fate for Luxury…

I also find local whores who make it in the world lost opportunity I’ll never get back – because there was a window in their career where I could have manipulated them into sex…because in case you didn’t know …Paula Abdul follows me on Twitter – along with 13,000 people, like we’re our own small down…touched by the leader, out god…the illustrious medicated choreographer pop tart in her 90s…

Here she is in a magazine for some local content, even though she probably has her green card like an islamic radical…you Americans just hand them out.

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2016

17

Jun

Woman Finds Out Boyfriend Has HIV – Runs Him The Fuck Over of the Day

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Here’s a brilliant story about a man tells a woman he is HIV positive….and she runs him the fuck over…

A beautiful angelic woman – at least based on her mug shot – who drives a nice classy red Mustang, you know American Muscle…that even Meth looking motherfuckers who fuck dudes with HIV can use to run that motherfucker over….

I like that she’s claiming she was upset and didn’t realize she hit anyone…when she lines the fucking target up and guns it towards mr HIV..

Life Lesson – don’t tell a bitch you have HIV…

Or maybe that’s not the life lesson at all…and maybe the life lessoon is that America is doomed.

Let’s Ask Catheter Cowboy what he thinks?

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Jun

Meatloaf Out – Of the Day

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Ballad Rock Opera master with the voice of an over dramatic angel – straight from the Rocky Horror Picture show – to the 90s collapsed on stage in what is probably the most appropriate song to die to – at least more theatrical way to die…

The master of 80s of rock and emotional breakdowns on the Apprentice with your leader Donald Trump was performing in Edmonton Canada, at 68 yeras of age, despite being a fat, asthmatic, who should probably just have taken it easy in his later years than running city to city to sing intensely….I’m not 68 and can’t even fuck a 21 year old on my back without heart injury….

I like how the audience prove they are just spectators at the circus as they scream for him as motherfucker is dying…

Let’s hope he pulls through – we need more bats out of hell – not in hell…

Sidenote – what the fuck did this bitch shoot this on, a Closed Circuit security video camera on VHS?

This happened yesterday. What the fuck…

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2016

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I still haven’t died from what I assumed was a stroke….

Maybe it’s a slow bleed…

I think I saw a documentary on how i you show stroke symptoms, especially when you have all the risk factors against you – and even some of the symptoms – the best thing to do is drink as much as you can…because the hangover may never come due to a death you won’t even realize happened…or maybe I saw that on google..

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Mila Kunis are Pregnant Again..
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Thick SI Model in a Bikini
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Aubrey Plaza of the Day
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Building a Medieval Castle…
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Hot Chick Marijuana Make Over – You Won’t Believe Your Eyes
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Taylor Swift – Whore
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Hot Sluts Covered in Sand
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Jessica Alba Legs.
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Neon Demon Premiere
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I Wish Beiber Did This To me
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Sexy Dutch Bike Commercial
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21 Famous Homes
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Britny Ward – Nipple
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Rob Zombie New Movie…
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Julianne Hough in a Red Dress
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Greer Grammar in a Tight Dress
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Driver Drifts at the Wrong Time
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Charlie McKinney – Tongue
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Adrienne Bailon Legs
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Some Slut Named Megan Rees
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NSFW Gardening with Patrick Stewart
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Amy Schumer Talks Sex…
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Arab Dad Encourages Daughter to Dance
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Vanessa Hudgens Tight Pants..
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Khloe Kardashian – Hard Nipples
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Ashley James in Bikini
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Karlie Kloss Little Head
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Calvin Harris is a Sad Bitch
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Twerk Girl of the Day
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Sex on the Side of the Road
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Famous Greek Ass in a Bathing Suit
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2016

16

Jun

Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day

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Victoria’s Beckham is probably pretty big in Hong Kong, but she’s not very big anywhere else..

She’s thin, she’s got a hot body, and in terms of the Spice Girls, she’s manifested into the character she played as a spice girl, of rich, snobby, skinny and pretentious cunt…but more importantly, has aged the best of any of the Spice Girls, I know because I am an obsessed fan who watches their every move….thanks to social media – not because I actually care…

So she was part of this hot shoot – despite being old a mom of a bunch of kids…and it is worth looking at, staring at and remembering that if you find a girl obsessed with you, who marries you and makes you babies, always cheat on her and let her catch you, it’ll keep her more in shape than these other girls who just have all this Spice Girl money and egos, who think they can just let things slip – because they are Spice Girls…

What I am trying to say is…How much I like these skinny legs…which is enough to ignore that she’s old as fuck…

Sidenote – in 1997 – I jerked off to the Spice Girl’s first video…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Beckham

2016

16

Jun

Trying to Look Up Jessica Alba’s Skirt of the Day

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Jessica Alba has been on the aggressive hustle to promote herself – because she’s taking her bullshit company of a few years public, which means a big pay day for her, and as long as she gets the attention of the people to divert from the shitty products she’s selling that are apparently misleading and a lie like pretty much everything being sold, including but not limited to Jessica ALba the mom of moms…and I guess the best way to say “look at me”..is wearing a high slit – revealing dress you can imagine having a basic instinct moment – where she proves that mom’s can bounce back from that kind of baby making nonsense – especially when the baby making is primarily to help trap a man / build an empire selling product to clueless new moms who figure Jessica Alba knows a thing or two about housekeeping or running a household and family – because she’s Mexican..and that’s what we do…even though she’s been rich and famous forever and has Mexicans who do that for her….

Here she is braless…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

16

Jun

Blake Lively Pregnancy Stance for Marie Claire of the Day

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Blake Lively is shaowing you how a bitch gets pregnant…on her back yo…legs spread …this is how it’s done – it’s also how she promotes her new movie coming out that is the most hyped thing she’s probably ever done, not because people like Blake Lively – but because people like SHARKS!! Which I guess Blake Lively may be…I mean how else would she have such a illustrious career…and a husband she robbed from Scarlett Johansson…

Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW

2016

16

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak Slutty Mail Order Bride of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak demonstrating the mail order bride wedding porn – you know if you’re a billionaire and can afford to buy a mail order bride of her quality – one with mainstream model success who likes Private Jets, Private Islands, and Private Parties where she will do anything asked of her if her model agency rate is paid….if you know what I mean…

I don’t really have a wedding fetish, weddings are the worst, maybe I wouldn’t mind proving weddings are the worst buy having another man’s bride fetish, which I guess is exactly what Magdelena the Polish Victoria’s Secret model who once had a 750,000 a year contract with Victoria’s Secret so you know she’s unaffordable…in a dress or dresses that remind me of the slow dance at the strip club, you find the final dance where they throw vaginas out there as a marketing push to get their lap dances for the night..something we can assume Magda is very familiar with. It’s how models get jobs.

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW

2016

16

Jun

Farrah Abraham Slutting of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is a classy mother – the kind of woman who would get pregnant at 16 strictly to get on MTV show and become a magical celebrity no one really cared about – until the sex tape came out and made me a ton of fucking money because Gawker linked me thanks the exclusive squirt video I posted – because I am a leader in the sex tape scene – but n oone knows or cares or bothers to give me the credit I deserve, not that I really deserve any credit, without all these whores – and their hard work whoring – I would have nothing….

So here she is showing her twat at the pool in Vegas, as good, sound, classy moms who do porn do….because she matters and people care about her asshole…I mean…not really..but we all seemed into watching her horse face fuck and that’s gotta count for something!

Solid facetune