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2016

16

Jun

Victoria’s Beckham Slutty in Elle Hong Kong of the Day

Victoria’s Beckham is probably pretty big in Hong Kong, but she’s not very big anywhere else..

She’s thin, she’s got a hot body, and in terms of the Spice Girls, she’s manifested into the character she played as a spice girl, of rich, snobby, skinny and pretentious cunt…but more importantly, has aged the best of any of the Spice Girls, I know because I am an obsessed fan who watches their every move….thanks to social media – not because I actually care…

So she was part of this hot shoot – despite being old a mom of a bunch of kids…and it is worth looking at, staring at and remembering that if you find a girl obsessed with you, who marries you and makes you babies, always cheat on her and let her catch you, it’ll keep her more in shape than these other girls who just have all this Spice Girl money and egos, who think they can just let things slip – because they are Spice Girls…

What I am trying to say is…How much I like these skinny legs…which is enough to ignore that she’s old as fuck…

Sidenote – in 1997 – I jerked off to the Spice Girl’s first video…

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2016

16

Jun

Trying to Look Up Jessica Alba’s Skirt of the Day

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Jessica Alba has been on the aggressive hustle to promote herself – because she’s taking her bullshit company of a few years public, which means a big pay day for her, and as long as she gets the attention of the people to divert from the shitty products she’s selling that are apparently misleading and a lie like pretty much everything being sold, including but not limited to Jessica ALba the mom of moms…and I guess the best way to say “look at me”..is wearing a high slit – revealing dress you can imagine having a basic instinct moment – where she proves that mom’s can bounce back from that kind of baby making nonsense – especially when the baby making is primarily to help trap a man / build an empire selling product to clueless new moms who figure Jessica Alba knows a thing or two about housekeeping or running a household and family – because she’s Mexican..and that’s what we do…even though she’s been rich and famous forever and has Mexicans who do that for her….

Here she is braless…

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2016

16

Jun

Blake Lively Pregnancy Stance for Marie Claire of the Day

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Blake Lively is shaowing you how a bitch gets pregnant…on her back yo…legs spread …this is how it’s done – it’s also how she promotes her new movie coming out that is the most hyped thing she’s probably ever done, not because people like Blake Lively – but because people like SHARKS!! Which I guess Blake Lively may be…I mean how else would she have such a illustrious career…and a husband she robbed from Scarlett Johansson…

Posted in:Blake Lively|SFW

2016

16

Jun

Magdalena Frackowiak Slutty Mail Order Bride of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak demonstrating the mail order bride wedding porn – you know if you’re a billionaire and can afford to buy a mail order bride of her quality – one with mainstream model success who likes Private Jets, Private Islands, and Private Parties where she will do anything asked of her if her model agency rate is paid….if you know what I mean…

I don’t really have a wedding fetish, weddings are the worst, maybe I wouldn’t mind proving weddings are the worst buy having another man’s bride fetish, which I guess is exactly what Magdelena the Polish Victoria’s Secret model who once had a 750,000 a year contract with Victoria’s Secret so you know she’s unaffordable…in a dress or dresses that remind me of the slow dance at the strip club, you find the final dance where they throw vaginas out there as a marketing push to get their lap dances for the night..something we can assume Magda is very familiar with. It’s how models get jobs.

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2016

16

Jun

Farrah Abraham Slutting of the Day

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Farrah Abraham is a classy mother – the kind of woman who would get pregnant at 16 strictly to get on MTV show and become a magical celebrity no one really cared about – until the sex tape came out and made me a ton of fucking money because Gawker linked me thanks the exclusive squirt video I posted – because I am a leader in the sex tape scene – but n oone knows or cares or bothers to give me the credit I deserve, not that I really deserve any credit, without all these whores – and their hard work whoring – I would have nothing….

So here she is showing her twat at the pool in Vegas, as good, sound, classy moms who do porn do….because she matters and people care about her asshole…I mean…not really..but we all seemed into watching her horse face fuck and that’s gotta count for something!

Solid facetune

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2016

16

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Tits Hanging Out of a Car of the Day

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Is this Vanessa Hudgens hanging out of cars with her tits…or her tits hanging out of the car with Vanessa Hudgens…

They’d call this existentialism – if they knew what existentialism was – and by they – I mean – me – since I have no friends.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2016

16

Jun

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant at 100 of the Day

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The end of an era maybe – a revel in modern science maybe – an image of survival, making it, never too late to get what you want….inspiring….Jennifer Aniston potentially pregnant…in a bikini…in the Bahamas…because she’s finally decided to pull it off…

I was always under the impression that she missed her window of opportunity, that she was too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess there’s someone out there for everyone, willing to take the chance by busting insider her assuming she won’t get knocked up because she’s old…because they’re married so why the fuck not, that’s what people do….take the risk…even if it’s 20 years too late..

I used to get a kick out of her milking her nipples, but not literally because no one ever knocked her up, but figuratively in everything she did, because her nipples were always hard…I used to wonder why she was cast as a babe or love interest even though she was pushing 50 but I was more into her not being able to keep a man around long enough to give her babies…

The two theories were that she was a horrible high maintenance bitch – who they didn’t want to stick with for 18 years or maybe she didn’t want to have kids because shes the kind of pragmatic narcissist who didn’t want to accept her age and reproduce…until just before it was too late…which is now…you know, don’t let a baby ruin me…while I’m still running the scam kind of thing.

If you’re not a mom, you can have the illusion that you are still hot, you can still make money, you can still be the narcissistic twat you obviously are, where you just have to wait until the last minute to go for having a clone in your image.

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2016

16

Jun

Bella Thorne is a Good Time of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everyone’s favorite instagram star from some Disney Channel shit who simulated an 18th birthday to generate some buzz and garner some excitement about her and her future career as the new slutty redhead with a fit body and great tits…who you don’t know or really care about what she does, or what she’s in, but if you’re like me you appreciate that she’s actually on TV, rather than just working for social media / even though she’s obvuously – working it for social media…

We can all agree that all this garbage is just garbage…

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Here she is after a colonoscopy we can assume is related to an anal sex injury / colon injury / from anal sex – but maybe she’s got other shitting related issues – which to all of you – that’s hot…

Here she is at the gym…so CASUAL….poses…not staged at all…in what is the cheesy, and not in a good fake tan / fake tits / big hair / jumping on a trampoline kind of cheesy…but the “look at my intense look on instagram because instagram is my fashion magazine I am the star of and you are all my peasants who worship me”….garbage…

Here she is in bed with FROZEN yogurt that she edited out the logo of – proving that she knows how to edit her photos – using FACETUNE – like all these bitches trying to give themselves smooth skin and waist to hip ratio….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

16

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Understands and Embodies Love of the Day

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Love is…sitting bitch seat with your bitch who was once really famous but who is now broken, childhood-less, high maintenance and unstable..because you know you’ve already risked getting herpes for her, what’s letting her drive your QUAD, even if she’s got a pretty terrible track record when it comes to driving, which is more reason to not wear your helmet because you’ve lived enough and a life being married to this, babysitting this, with your Russian billions, is a life worst that a brain injury…

So CUTE!!

Maybe I am just jealous because I wanted to be the man riding Lohan’s coattails, in the strip club and porn world we call them the “purse holder”…but I guess I was more into that when she could afford my 50 dollar a day food and booze habbit…because I’m luxurious…

Love is so fucking lame….it’s always these public couples who crash and burn – eager for that!

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

16

Jun

The Taylor Swift is a Slut Post of the Day

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I don’t know who Tom Hiddleston is, but apparently he’s a big action star in action movies who is now getting action in public by or from Taylor Swift, as part of her master plan, because a bitch this famous only participates in contrived and strategic things.

She was recently in a fake relationship with Calvin Harris. that I assume is contrived garbage that involved a lot of contracts because everyone she fucks is a puzzle piece in her master plan, because at her level, with all the money her name and her sex life makes her…on a career made on love and survival into new love…very relatable emo shit…that makes her come out the hero, the survivor the “you go girl” girl…

So it would make sense that she hire an actor for this play..to divert from anything that could reflect badly on her, like that she’s a cheater, or a terrible person…because you know…and I know…and we know…she is…

The media is lies, but one thing that is for sure is that Taylor Swift loves penis in her twat, she just builds a storyline around it – to make it less slutty – in a world where an empowered woman can’t own her slutty because it may destroy her brand – of hopeless romantic – even though that’s all bullshit.

Yes. I just analyzed Taylor Swift being a slut in public for her fans…who feel her sadness…nonsense…

The joke in all this is that Calvin HArris is pissed about how things are playing out – and unfollowed Taylor Swift, Deleted their posts together, tweeted “It’s about to go down”…and even unfollowed her brother Austin…because that’s what insecure DJs do when their girl’s disrepect them in public like that – but dude makes 100 million a year and should remember to NEVER DATE THE A-LIST –

NEVER DATE THE A LIST – they are the fucking worst…go for the C-List broke bitch…my god…who fucking cares about Taylor Swift…how could you be into anything about her – if you have your own money and career and don’t need her for what she’s good at…making money…

He’s been posting Rihanna pics, because I guess they have a song together and he’s trying to get the revenge – but it’s all so fucking dumb…glad I wrote about it…but I prefer staring at Rihanna tit ..

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift