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2023

21

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

I always feel like the Daily Mail is trolling me when they write titles like “Lizzo showing off her illustrious curves”….or People Magazine with their “Lizzo, looking fierce in her hottest pics yet”….because I know they don’t actually mean it, they’re just being sarcastic in a world of autists who don’t understand sarcasm so they run with it….

I’ve been very vocal about hot gross fatties are for the entire time I’ve been updating this site for no one to read….but figured a picture says 1000 words or some shit, where nothing like going through the evidence on how fatties are terrifying, especially now that they sexualize themselves because they are normalized and think they are genuinely hot due to the propaganda fo Daily Mail and Lizzo…..cuz fat aint’ good, it’s a close your eyes and jump on it like it’s bouncy castle when drunk and with limited options….or it’s a wife on disability you land because you know your rent will be covered and you don’t like doing business or being a HUSTLER….or BOSS….but it aint fucking hot…

So I stand by NO FAT CHICKS allowed, while celebrating these WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING curves that give me fucking nightmares…

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2023

20

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Mom Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence, who is an overrated Harvey Weinstein creation, that I never quite understood the hype around when she was doing 2-3 movies a year, getting nominated for Oscars on the regular, while being some awkward and average at best looking girl, who basically played the same character in all her movies, like a Margot Robbie…

Then I met a guy in a bar who claimed to be an ex Talent agent for her agency, but who randomly ended up in Canada for some festival and was talking to me, and he just said that Hollywood needs these high profile people they pretend are good so that the general public buy into it and they can command higher pay for them, which increases the movie budgets, which gets the producers a higher dollar value on their 10 percent up front fee….it’s just a racket…the talent agent may have been lying to me, or a figment of my imagination, I was drunk.

When the J.Law nude leaks happened, which landed some poor bastard in jail, all for the benefit of the pervert fan boys of the internet, not for any financial crimes that made him rich and that left him with a million dollar off shore account to come back to when he is let out of the clink…..but yeah, when those happened, I did think her tits were great, a hidden talent, and probably what HARVEY literally SAW in her, when his mutated dick was cumming inside or ontop of her…

Anyway, she’s in a NEW MOVIE, where she fucks a virgin.

SHE BROUGHT OUT THE TITS, now sloppier mom tits and she’s even WALKING with them, a general faux-pas for sloppy mom tits, and the J.Law bros will be excited. SO CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM – CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM – CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

I don’t bother posting that kind of movie nudity, only because lawsuits and such, but I’ll post the magazine article that could also lead to lawsuits and such and just LINK YOU OUT TO THE FULL FRONTAL CLIP

You see, photographers, even those paid by the magazines are litigious CUNTs too…so why go for the TITS when I can go for the sloppy cleavage in photoshoot….and just LINK TO THE TITS

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2023

20

Jun

Coco Arquette See Through Dress of the Day

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Coco Arquette is the 19 year old celebrity daughter being a whore on social media, because it’s not really her fault or even her decision, the social media fashion trends have lead the general population of normies, as well as those born in insular rich and famous person communities, to dressing like strippers during their slow song…

Her mom is Courtney Cox, the skeletor from friends, and her dad David Arquette, one of the more annoying clowns of the entertainment industry…both pretty accomplished so you know this one is not just ripe by also spoiled, entitled and obnoxious in her being the daughter of a celebrity couple….

I don’t know if she’s trans, suicidal, or on drugs like her dead Aunt Alexis Arquette who either revolutionized the trans movement, was a first mover in the celebrity trans movement, or was the early indoctrinating player in the trans movement, but she looks pretty much like a chick to me….

Her dress see through, her panties visible, her tits out, she’s not crawling around on all fours, but this is a good starting point….to the COCO ARQUETTE jerk off fantasies that you are going to have as her life as a rich socialite with social media develops….Somethin to look forward to I guess.

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2023

20

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too…

I figure that goes without saying…..but there are a select group of perverts on the internet, some of whom could be accidentally reading this post, who really believe that it’s BIG SLOPPY TITS or nothing….and sure with the hormones in the food, the push up bras, the general obesity of the population…there are a fuck ton of giant tits out there….that’s not even factoring all the fake tits that circulate our everyday lives as the normies tranistion to instagram whores. It’s a wild time, but I’m seeing big tits ALL the fucking time and those big tits are being USED in a way that you know they want to be seen, so that they can give you a dirty look when they catch you staring and can take it to their social media STORIES to talk about toxic men being such perverts as they wish for a day they can walk around in their slutty outfits without being seen as slutty, forgetting that we’re wired this way and that I WILL NOT ALLOW men to be turned into SIMPs….it’s CAT CALLING SEASON bitches..

Anyway, I am a fan of TINY tits, there’s more to tits than their size and in a world of big tits everywhere, TINY tits are their own kind of novelty that look just like big tits, so long as they still have their nipples and haven’t been turned into ZIPPER tits by female to male trans with REGRETS heading back to WOMANHOOD cuz it’s hotter…

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2023

20

Jun

Kaia Gerber Fishnets of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, the young model who was groomed by her momma to hop into the shitty fashion and model world that made her momma a ton of money in hopes of giving momma Cindy some clout in her old age, that her pussy created some skinny model greatness, while likely starving her out and teaching her the model ways starting at birth. It was part of the strategy…

You’d probably have to be a shitty person or shitty parent to want to run your daughter through a pretty shitty industry, especially when daddy and mommy have a combined net work of like 500 million dollars, there’s absolutely no need for her to be a model, or in that whole scene, unless she’s some sort of sacrifice to level up in their Satanic social class system

Shes’ in some fetish gear, since the whorification of the modern woman is real and they need these influencers to push that whole agenda on the youth who may look up to them….and I’m ok with the whole whorification of the modern woman, since they were always whores, best if they are whores in their outfit choices, so those of us who don’t appeal to whores, get to benefits of whoredom TOO….

This outfit is from Charlotte Lawrence’s slutty birthday party

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2023

20

Jun

Elsa Hosk Pussy Print Compilation of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is one of the top models as far as I’m concerned….

She recently had a kid and her mom bod’s still fucking banging, which doesn’t make sense, but probably all part of being a higher level genetically, hence her existing in the first place, or maybe it’s just muscle memory from her years as an athlete, I don’t really know….

But I do know that her campaign to promote bikinis features a lot of close ups of her bikini covered mom pussy, in what I can assume is a “shit’s still packaged tight even after being shredded with the whole birthing thing”…..and I think that’s pretty great…

I’m not a gyno, but apparently she finger-banged her baby out of herself during her birth, because she had to OPEN her own cervix, which makes staring at her CUNT all the better…probably because it’s being held together by the bikini….but that’s the kind of mystery I can jerk off to in this world of things being FAR too graphic..

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2023

20

Jun

Mary Shows Her New Tits has a Breakdown and Gets Banned by Instagram of the Day

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There’s just something about MARY….

You have probably seen MARY, she’s a viral sensation who I think is out of Canada, who basically took performance art pretty fucking seriously, like she’s Madonna or Amanda Lepore and leveled up with the whole plastic surgery, injections, and all that other good stuff to originally go viral as the girl with the fattest pussy in the world….and eventually becoming the girl with the dumbest CLOWN tits in the world….to the girl who’s dumb clown tit exploded….and now tyhe girl who got her clown tits rebuilt….

Well, she obviously is a little unstable, a little wild, a little crazy and a victim of social media….so naturally, during a mental break, it only makes sense for her to get topless with the new tits, during some drinking bender….

She took the IG Live to her burner account, because her regular account was blocked due to nudity and she’s claiming she’s transgender and blocked by IG who are transphobic, so she’ll SUE…

Who the fuck cares what else is going down on the bender, she’s a freakish woman, an addict, over the top, a victim of her character that got her famous, who has lost her mind but her new tits are out and I find that endearing…

SAVE MARY.

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Posted in:Mary Magdalene

2023

20

Jun

Rita Ora Swimsuit Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is the pop star who never was, but she got pretty close thanks to a high paid record deal I like to think Rihanna ended, after finding out that RITA ORA was fucking ROB KARDASHIAN at the time, and knew that she’d be a bad look for the label that she was also on, Jay-Z’s label…..which makes me think, maybe she was also human trafficked from Alabnia, not Barbados, since that gives you more control over the talent you create and market to the world and make billions of dollars with….

Anyway, she’s gone through a bunch of other dudes since ROB KARDASHIAN on her quest of navigating the pop culutre world….always brining her tits to all the events she was invited to, living off that money she got when they bought out her contract, becoming an indfluencer before marrying David Cohen, stage name TAKIKI WAHITIITIT , which isn’t cultural appropriation, he’s got ABORIGINAL roots on his dad’s side, that DAVID COHEN is silly…but understand that he can’t just be another DAVID COHEN in Hollywood, he must play marginalized person as he STEALS work for ACTUAL marginalized people because he’s DISGUSTING, and actually thinks he’s a marginalized person….FUCK THAT GUY like RITA ORA probably does since he’s rich…

In this final, now married, going for the celebrity popstar hustle one more time, she’s decided to turn to fitness, and in turning to fitness she’s digging her ass and thus showing it off for us to STARE AT IT…

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2023

20

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants have been around for a pretty long time, since the dawn of time, girls with hot asses knew that their asses need to be shown off, and together, as a collective with the female hive mind, they made these trends so that they had the option to do it in the least slutty and most normalized way. A great feat in womanhood…

Then as social media surfaced, the influencers took the tight pants seriously to show off their asses for the views and many a yoga pant / legging brand were created to address the needs of the normies following their leaders – the influencers….

Now, the influencers don’t stand a fucking chance, because the normies are jacking their tight pants up inside them like a tampon on a heavy flow day harder than the influencers, so leaving the house leads to seeing amazing ass you can jerk off to in person, discreetly so you don’t get caught, instead of to a front facing camera on your laptop like a loser…

The Normies are giving the influencers a run for their hot asses they edit on social media, by having HOT asses in person, and just yesterday I saw 6-7 hot asses eating TIGHT pants like it was a fat chick at an all you can eat buffet, or like a gay dude’s ass eats stranger AIDS dick from grinder….

SO MUCH ASS….thanks for the tight pants bro…

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2023

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Why hang out on the internet, all that fake, hands off bullshit noise….when real life is where the pussy is actually at…

It blows my mind that in an era where girls in real life dress like internet girls, I’m talking so much ass and titty in the fucking grocery store, why the fuck would you look at pics of that shit.

I went to the grocery store to by some slop for my pig wife and I saw at least 3 differing 50 year old South Asian chicks dressed in a slutty fitness outfit, their fake tits and botched botox faces angrily staring, nothing but vapidness and probably anti-depressants in their dead eyes…and I would have let any of them do Japanese style things to me…from RUB and TUG….but none of that fecal shit….but at 50 that’s saying something and there were about a dozen over hot chicks with hot internet ass in real life…

Maybe, I’m burnt out from the boring internet shit and more into real life pussy, but I feel like that’s always been the case….

But real life pussy makes being on the internet pretty depressing, even if getting rejected by the hot pussy is seemingly more depressing, but I call that LIVING….

Get it together, start living and being rejected by hot chicks is living… creeping in person is far more fun than creeping on a screen…because at least you get actual human feedback before the police are called…

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Paige Spiranac Throws First Pitch
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Joy Corrigan’s in a Dress
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Amanda Bynes on a Psych Hold
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Jennifer Metcalfe in a Bikini
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Anna Krotoska Naked in Holiday
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Livvy Dunne Sleeping!
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Carrie Underwood Bikini Thirst Trap
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Maya Jama’s Red Dress!
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Ondina Quadri Topless in a Movie
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Lupita Nyong’o’s Breasts At an Event
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AI Made Apple Products
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Kara Del Toro Works on her Tan
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Olivia Ponton in Latex
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Fans Call Chrissy Teigen Fat
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Cars Jumping
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Powerlifter Pranks People
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Serena Williams – Baby Bump
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Billie Eilish Brings Out Breast Tattoo in a Bikini top
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Charlotte Lawrence Kinky Birthday
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Man Pranks People with a Snake
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NFL Rookie WAG in a Bikini
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The Best Male Lion Attack Videos
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Charli XCX Bikinis in Europe
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Emily Feld Poses in Swimwear
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Compilation of Train Crashes
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Dumb Design Fails
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Victoria Justice Plays Pickleball
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8 Creepy Things Caught on Surveillance Video
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Elsa Hosk Goes for a Thong Bikini Swim
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Olivia Ponton in Bed
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Drunk Driver Tries to Make an Escape
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Snake Rings Doorbell
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Rita Ora’s In a Bikini
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Moto GP on 50CC Bikes
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Magnet Collision Filmed in Slow Motion
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Eryn Williams- College Gymnast
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Hailey Bieber Celebrates
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Sommer Ray Bikinis in the Dead Sea
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The Exploding Plant
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Men Jump Behind a Waterfall
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The Power of Drag Boats
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15 Great Kites
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Cuttlefish Hanging with a Robot Cuttlefish
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Amber Jepson Plays Pretend Tennis
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Photographer Gets Swept Away by Wave
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Naked Person Crashes Aaron Rodger’s Brother IG Live
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Careless Driver Causes Crash
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Intense Moments Caught on Camera
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Keke Palmer’s Busty at an Event
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Catherine Wilkins Bare Ass in The Vines
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Another Cam Girl of the Day
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Eugenie Bouchard Gets Grass Practice On
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Industrial Crusher – Crushing
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Lindsay Brewer Race Car Driver On a Boat
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Rita Ora’s Bikini
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Ana De Armas Bikini Chick
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Leni Klum Slutty Shopper
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Lily Rose Depp’s Lesbian Relationship Makes Me Think She’s Abused
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Emilia Jones in Red Dress
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Olivia Ponton in a Weird Pantsless Outfit
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Taylor Swift on Stage
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Rosie Huntington’s Tight Dress
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Sofia Richie in a Black Dress
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Maya Hawke On Stage
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Michelle Pfieffer is Still Hot
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Hailey Bieber’s in a Tight Top
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Gal Gadot’s Dress
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Elsa Hosk Red Dress
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Bed Post Fucking
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Fat Ass Twerking
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17 People Having a Shit Day
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26 More People Having Shit Days
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Demi Rose is Naked
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Sasha Bray Takes off her Clothes
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